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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
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Posted - 2013.07.06 07:01:00 -
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After the n-th thread on Jon Gnarr, Reykjavik's cool mayor, I think it's time to reivindicate the role of city mayor. City mayors are not cool. They are not supposed to be cool. Point in case, have here the mug of my city's mayor:
Xavier Trias i Llovera
He's not cool. Well, he's about as cool as what he looks like -not cool. 
He attempted to be caliph instead of the caliph for 4 elections in a row, and eventually succeeded the last one. His coolest feature is his unability to pronounce "r", which he replaces by a sound like of "w", so he pronounces his own name as "Xavie(r) Twias i Llovewa", mayor of "Bawcelona". 
So how's your city mayor? Is he cool? If not, show us! CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |

witchking42
UNFRL Fleet Operations
110
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Posted - 2013.07.06 07:07:00 -
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Boris Johnson...nuff said!
http://www.lbc.co.uk/mm/photos/2012/08/1806/460x/26536.jpg
WK |

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
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Posted - 2013.07.06 07:29:00 -
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Arrrghh, my eyes! 
Counterstrike, one of our former mayors:
Joan Clos
Anyway, he was kind of cool when he was not marching with Carlinhos Brown. He saved a person's lfie in a press meeting as he did CPR maneuvers to a man having a heart attack until help arrived; he was anesthesist prior to become a politician and did his stuff alone for some 5 minutes, and the man lived enough to reach the hospital and recover.
But anyway he's forgotten as one of the dullest mayors in history. CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |

Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2013.07.06 08:13:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote: So how's your city mayor? Is he cool?
Oh he's cool. |

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1303
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Posted - 2013.07.06 12:28:00 -
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Just be noted, the thread is about NOT cool mayors. CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
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Posted - 2013.07.06 12:33:00 -
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Sorry, there are no cool politicians here in the state of Flori-derp. |

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
18762
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Posted - 2013.07.06 12:34:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote: So how's your city mayor? Is he cool?
Oh he's cool.
Is he not a PRIZE ?! I can't wait to see 'the video'................. |

Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2412
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Posted - 2013.07.06 16:08:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Sorry, there are no cool politicians
FYP |

Indahmawar Fazmarai
2517
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Posted - 2013.07.06 19:09:00 -
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Tumahub wrote:Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Sorry, there are no cool politicians FYP
That's the point of the thread. To post NOT cool politicians. The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |

Alice Saki
Full Spectrum Hairdresser Pirates
69555
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Posted - 2013.07.07 01:50:00 -
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I have no idea if I have a mayor xD
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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1982
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Posted - 2013.07.07 04:36:00 -
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Alice Saki wrote:I have no idea if I have a mayor xD
I know I don't have a mayor. We have 3 commissioners for the county and I don't know jack about them. Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel IG OOPE |

baltec1
Bat Country
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Posted - 2013.07.07 06:19:00 -
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I have no idea who my mayer is but for some reason I consider Boris to by my mayer dispite being 300 miles away from London... |

Jonah Gravenstein
Balius and Xanthus Traditional Gunsmiths
9691
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Posted - 2013.07.07 08:15:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:I have no idea who my mayer is but for some reason I consider Boris to by my mayer dispite being 300 miles away from London... That's because Boris is awesome, here's my towns mayor
Why shouldn't we be able to rob people of their valuables for profit? |

Hessian Arcturus
S.W.O.R.D. Navy
220
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Posted - 2013.07.07 10:55:00 -
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Hahaha what a legend! Gotta love Boris!!! It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself. |

Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2013.07.07 11:01:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:baltec1 wrote:I have no idea who my mayer is but for some reason I consider Boris to by my mayer dispite being 300 miles away from London... That's because Boris is awesome, here's my towns mayor
Oooh, love it! He looks so cuddly with that peroxide white beard...  The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |

Jonah Gravenstein
Balius and Xanthus Traditional Gunsmiths
9724
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Posted - 2013.07.07 11:29:00 -
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Hessian Arcturus wrote:Hahaha what a legend! Gotta love Boris!!! Boris for PM!! and Jezza as minister for transport
Why shouldn't we be able to rob people of their valuables for profit? |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
1300
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Posted - 2013.07.08 15:32:00 -
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Michael Bloomberg, billionaire New York City mayor and health fascist. Not cool. -Used his huge bank account to change the law so he could serve a third term. -Outlawed beer (blue collar beverage) in NYC parks. But not wine (white collar beverage). "Who doesn't like a little wine while listening to the symphony in the park?" -Tried to outlaw soft drinks over 20 ounces. Failed at that one, Coca-Cola Corp. pwned him. |

Hessian Arcturus
S.W.O.R.D. Navy
258
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Posted - 2013.07.08 17:03:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Hessian Arcturus wrote:Hahaha what a legend! Gotta love Boris!!! Boris for PM!! and Jezza as minister for transport
Damn imagine how awesome that would be!!!
EDIT: My post made no sense whatsoever haha It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself. |

Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
44172
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Posted - 2013.07.09 13:05:00 -
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Tokyos mayor is boring as all hell.
But Osakas mayor is determined to rile everyone.
http://thediplomat.com/the-editor/2013/05/31/osaka-mayor-dodges-censure-over-comfort-women-remarks/ "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |

Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables
467
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Posted - 2013.07.09 16:42:00 -
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ITT: Help me pinpoint where you live.  |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
14264
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Posted - 2013.07.09 20:49:00 -
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My mayor is so cool he's black and has a llama in the picture (might be an alpaca)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/William_A._Bell.jpg "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á
Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?-á http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny |

Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1984
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Posted - 2013.07.09 20:57:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
That one is a llama. Alpacas look like that twilight werewolf kid. Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel IG OOPE |

Jonah Gravenstein
Balius and Xanthus Traditional Gunsmiths
9951
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Posted - 2013.07.09 22:06:00 -
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Both hate predators with a vengeance, a friend of mine is a farmer who raises alpacas and sheep amongst other things. During lambing season the alpacas go in with the sheep to protect the lambs, any fox that goes after the lambs normally ends as a bloody smear on the floor. He also rents out some of his alpacas to other local farmers for the same reason.
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad." |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
14269
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Posted - 2013.07.09 22:17:00 -
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Ah, thank you for clarifying "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á
Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?-á http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny |

Mac Saraki
State Protectorate Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.09 23:35:00 -
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The mayor of my small town is all of 25 years old. Elected when he was 24: http://frankfort-in.gov/city-government/mayor/
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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1986
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Posted - 2013.07.09 23:36:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Both hate predators with a vengeance, a friend of mine is a farmer who raises alpacas and sheep amongst other things. During lambing season the alpacas go in with the sheep to protect the lambs, any fox that goes after the lambs normally ends as a bloody smear on the floor. He also rents out some of his alpacas to other local farmers for the same reason.
Does....does that include predators with velcro gloves? Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel IG OOPE |

Jonah Gravenstein
Balius and Xanthus Traditional Gunsmiths
9951
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Posted - 2013.07.09 23:56:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Both hate predators with a vengeance, a friend of mine is a farmer who raises alpacas and sheep amongst other things. During lambing season the alpacas go in with the sheep to protect the lambs, any fox that goes after the lambs normally ends as a bloody smear on the floor. He also rents out some of his alpacas to other local farmers for the same reason. Does....does that include predators with velcro gloves? You'll need a kilt, sheep are used to the sound of zips, also a cliff is handy, they push back harder.
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad." |
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