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Arrgs
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Posted - 2005.12.05 00:52:00 -
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*He flicks on his screen and...*
Oh, **** it. I'm not a roleplayer. Press release from me detailing my intents and goals in no small detail.
Yesterday, 2005.12.04 Phear Inc. was founded by me. The ticker is [JFSI] which stands for "Just fking shoot it". My reasons for forming this corp are a buildup of recent events. The ultimate deciding factor was Black Avatar shooting me while I was blue. Then admitting that it was on purpose, lying to me to try and make me believe I was in the wrong, and finally trying to bribe me to forget it. Also, the unwillingness of the alliance I was a member of to allow me to exact revenge.
Some will call me a pirate however, I call it sweet, sweet revenge. War will be declared on Black Avatar for the ultimate backstabbing that was killing blue. FIX, I'm poor or I would declare you too. If you feel like defending your friends please declare on me and I shall make the war mutual. (War will go live when the vote finishes and then the 24 hours warning period).
I will retract this war when I:
1. Run out of money (That 30mil you gave me will pay for 15 weeks btw)
2. Get bored and move on
3. Am offered a peace offering by Black Avatar consitsting of:
13,948,398 Trit
1 of each races shuttle
71 Construction Block
18 Eletronic Parts
100,000 Morphite
4983 Slaves
20 Elite Slaves
285 Tracking Disruptors
47 Sensor Boosters
42 Corpses (can be anyones)
OR
A Taranis BPO.
Delivered to Agil.
My standings are as follows:
FIX -10
Black Avatar -10
If you wanna be blue AND are working against FIX/BA contact me and we can talk. Boohoo2u if you run into me and I kill ya. I'm my own CEO now so feel free to cry to my CEO if it makes you sleep better at night.
I am not recruting at this time. I am working on getting a personal killboard, until then you can see my kills and losses at Eve-Extra.
Have a good day.
*He flicks off the screen and...*
Oh wait, not a roleplayer that's right.
My first video! |
Dao 2
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Posted - 2005.12.05 00:56:00 -
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;p
gl i guess :|
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Kerosene
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Posted - 2005.12.05 00:58:00 -
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What in the name of Jim BoB July was that all about?
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DjDangle
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Posted - 2005.12.05 00:59:00 -
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Oh.
My.
God.
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http://www.itfb.org
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Sochin
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Posted - 2005.12.05 00:59:00 -
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Well, have fun then I guess
Nemo me impune lacessit
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Arrgs
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:00:00 -
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 Originally by: Kerosene
What in the name of Jim BoB July was that all about?
It's my press release silly wabbit! It's also a way of calling them out on their shooting of blue and a calling out to FIX to bring it since I'm poor!
My first video! |
DeGrand
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:05:00 -
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lol..arrgs u nutter. 
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jamesw
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:07:00 -
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The list of demands is.... interesting... to say the least. 
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jamesw
Rubra Libertas Militia
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Falelorn
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:16:00 -
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Originally by: jamesw
The list of demands is.... interesting... to say the least.
No exptic dancers though. He needs to get his priorities straight.
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:24:00 -
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You got killed by Black Avatar?
The only corp that's ever sent 2 bs's against my 1 and lost them both in 2 mins. 
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Hail Stian Allaince and the emperor who can't spell. ;]
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Arrgs
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: Masta Killa
You got killed by Black Avatar?
The only corp that's ever sent 2 bs's against my 1 and lost them both in 2 mins.
Well, I was shooting a FIX badger at a gate, when an enyo and a maller locked me. I said wtf in local ect ect you are blue what the hell blah. Then they just unloaded, I was double webbed and scrambled. FIX badger died shortly before me.
My first video! |
Malnedra
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:28:00 -
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Arrgs, I would love to respond to this post. But I just dont have the literary or comedic talent to stand up to your masterpiece. I am so glad you sent me the link. It is a diamond in the rough; worthy of viewing, unlike 99% of the rest of this forum.
Good Luck
Malnedra
CEO Black Avatar
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Arrgs
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:31:00 -
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Originally by: Malnedra
Arrgs, I would love to respond to this post. But I just dont have the literary or comedic talent to stand up to your masterpiece. I am so glad you sent me the link. It is a diamond in the rough; worthy of viewing, unlike 99% of the rest of this forum.
Good Luck
Malnedra
CEO Black Avatar
Thank you, coming from a backstabber like you it means nothing to me though. If you wish to roll over and die that'd be cool with me though.
My first video! |
Der Pfaffe
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:33:00 -
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Edited by: Der Pfaffe on 05/12/2005 01:33:17
Have fun mate and Gl to both sides.. 
Edit: Love the Banner btw....
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Voltron
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:35:00 -
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I also demand a taranis bpo, or an ares if you can.
kthxbye
VOlt
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Sobeseki Pawi
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:39:00 -
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I think that banner ties APB's for teh cool.
~General Sobeseki Pawi, HFS Razor's Kiss
Strategic Commander, ISC Highguard Fleet
Biomass fears me.
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=237738Sovere |
Silent Ronin
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:43:00 -
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OMG Black Avatars CEO is a hottie! Join the Movement and win some Springer Beads. "FREE THE SWEATER PUPPETS!".
I am a Single Caldari pilot who likes long walk in roid fields to watch them gently spin. occasional 6 pack of Ultra Quafe with a loved one or (BA CEO if everythign goes ok); sharing those special moments of my exotic dancer I got from pvp cargo drop (love slave). W.T.T STD's for sex :)
This ad was sponsored by "free the sweater puppet coalition"
"I am Silent Ronin and I sponsor this ad."
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Hobblin I
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Posted - 2005.12.05 01:53:00 -
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Whoever you are.. Have fun. Pwn Fix
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fisty
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Posted - 2005.12.05 02:07:00 -
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lol ?
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FowlPlayChiken
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Posted - 2005.12.05 02:07:00 -
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arrgs is my hero \o/
bawk!
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Uggs386
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Posted - 2005.12.05 02:09:00 -
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gl arrgs kill them all.
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corporal hicks
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Posted - 2005.12.05 02:18:00 -
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Comedy at its best.
" Stay Frosty "
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raVn666
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Posted - 2005.12.05 02:54:00 -
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Kill'em all Arrgs ... pwnpwnpwn
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Hinik
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Posted - 2005.12.05 03:18:00 -
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you go lil buddy! kick some black avatar ass 
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Purvy
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Posted - 2005.12.05 03:32:00 -
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Edited by: Purvy on 05/12/2005 03:32:42
Arrgs now feels betrayed,
Retribution he now seeks,
Pimpin ain't easy!
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jamesw
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Posted - 2005.12.05 03:35:00 -
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Originally by: Purvy
Edited by: Purvy on 05/12/2005 03:32:42
Arrgs now feels betrayed,
Retribution he now seeks,
Pimpin ain't easy!
shot by blue was Arrgs
demands some compensation
haiku for teh win
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jamesw
Rubra Libertas Militia
Latest Vid: Bobbing for Xelas |
Hoozin
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Posted - 2005.12.05 03:41:00 -
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Good Luck Arrgs. If it wasn't for the whole ... you know ... training noobs to pwn thing, I might come with you.
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Hoozin ~ Flushing his chances at an ISD position one post at a time. |
Wrayeth
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Posted - 2005.12.05 04:37:00 -
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Um...Arggs, you forgot something in your list of demands:
It's customary to ask for exotic dancers. Everyone must have some.
Mmm...exotic dancers...
-Wrayeth
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2005.12.05 05:31:00 -
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FFS! You messed this all up! You forgot to ask for panties and you didnt ask that the caldari shuttles be custom designed with a plush purple velvet interior...
And what about the dirt for my citrus groves...
BAH...no one is as good at this as me
Still, have fun and kill em all!
xOxo
Charity
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Arrgs
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Posted - 2005.12.05 05:49:00 -
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I'm saving this thread for all of eternity. Charity posted in my thread!!!
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