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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2508
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Posted - 2013.07.17 17:32:00 -
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And the crazy thing is SLJ actually plays EVE too!
We could totally get him to do it!
I'm also all for Nathan Fillion :D
All sorts of other sci-fi icons.
And then Bruce Willis as a merc for good measure.
The Drake is a Lie |
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
85
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Posted - 2013.07.17 17:50:00 -
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Xercodo wrote:And the crazy thing is SLJ actually plays EVE too!
We could totally get him to do it!
I'm also all for Nathan Fillion :D
All sorts of other sci-fi icons.
And then Bruce Willis as a merc for good measure.
*fleet enters in a wormhole under command of Alan Tyduk*
Alan Tyduk: Yes... yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.
*another fleet uncloaks nearby under command of Nathan Fillion*
Nathan Fillion: I think we should call it... your grave!
Alan Tyduk: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Nathan Fillion: Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!
*third fleet enters the fray*
Alan Tyduk: Oh no, God, oh dear God in heaven...
Bruce Willis: Yippee ki yay motherfuckers! |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate
S0UTHERN C0MF0RT
1601
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Posted - 2013.07.17 18:07:00 -
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Hire that actor who played Joffrey to play a corp thief or the Mittani or something idk
Save the Domi model! Spacewhales should be preserved. |
Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
473
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Posted - 2013.07.17 18:22:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
2) Cut to panda fight scene from WoW. After a few seconds, have a red dot appear on the pandas back. Zoom out quickly to a DUSTbunny a mile away on a hill top with a lazer designator. Zoom out quickly to orbit where a Cormorant sits. Show targeting animation on planet below and then the cormorant fires. Follow tactical rail charge to ground where Panda village is destroyed in fireball. Fade to real life where MR T is sitting at computer smiling.
This scene is the best part, though...
"What is worth fighting for?"
"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
~George Orwell
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
314
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Posted - 2013.07.17 19:07:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
2) Cut to panda fight scene from WoW. After a few seconds, have a red dot appear on the pandas back. Zoom out quickly to a DUSTbunny a mile away on a hill top with a lazer designator. Zoom out quickly to orbit where a Cormorant sits. Show targeting animation on planet below and then the cormorant fires. Follow tactical rail charge to ground where Panda village is destroyed in fireball. Fade to real life where MR T is sitting at computer smiling.
my night elf mohawk just didn't cut it anymore so I upgraded!
You can trust me, I have a monocole |
Tesco Ergo Sum
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2013.07.17 19:34:00 -
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We've already got one:
The man is the message |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
5103
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Posted - 2013.07.17 20:19:00 -
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Damn! Tricked into seeing it again!
Need brain bleach again! must check wallet for Tequila money...
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
2388
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Posted - 2013.07.17 20:37:00 -
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I was leaning towards Bruce Campbell, but now, this has my vote!!
Issler |
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
2388
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Posted - 2013.07.17 20:40:00 -
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Ben Browder and Claudia Black!!
Issler |
BEPOHNKA
The Scope
Gallente Federation
82
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Posted - 2013.07.17 21:05:00 -
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no one wants to look at a guy get hot ladies  |
Plastic Psycho
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
127
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Posted - 2013.07.17 21:14:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Damn! Tricked into seeing it again! Need brain bleach again! must check wallet for Tequila money...
Oh, he's not that bad.
Weird and creepy, but then so are many of us. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
5105
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Posted - 2013.07.17 22:08:00 -
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Have Richard Dean Anderson sport a mullet again.
Have him sit there and fiddle with 2 paperclips, some duct tape and an old rusty generator while the MacGuyver music softly plays in the background. When hes done, zoom in on the contraption close up...and zoom out to reveal a Minmatar frigate.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy
The ROC
477
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Posted - 2013.07.17 22:10:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Damn! Tricked into seeing it again! Need brain bleach again! must check wallet for Tequila money...
I didn't click it. It was the bee guy again, wasn't it?
I stopped clicking links in this forum ever since that... thing started getting passed around.
Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
Sentry-The Defiant
Pipe Hitters Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.07.18 00:06:00 -
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Liam neeson. Going on a killinh spree to save a pod being ransomed. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
3111
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Posted - 2013.07.18 00:16:00 -
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Who the spokesperson is depends on what aspect of Eve a given advertisement is pushing, as there are many different aspects.
- Chuck Norris would be good for the "Crime and punishment" aspect (Walker Texas Ranger thing) - show a CONCORD ship with a Texas Ranger emblem on it for the win.
- Kiefer Sutherland good voice over for the cloak and dagger aspect.
- Liam Neeson overall great voice for any advertisement emphasizing the "revenge" aspect of Eve.
- and last but not least, Mel Gibson in any Eve commercial having audio of any alliance leader going into a complete nerd-raging rantalanche over a super loss, complete with foul language.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
5117
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Posted - 2013.07.18 00:24:00 -
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A pod is scrambled in a lowsec belt. A ransom is sent. This is the message back:
"I don't know who you are, but I know what you want. You are looking for a ransom. I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills -- skills I have acquired over about a 3 and half year career with +4s. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my pod go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Yep. Liam Neeson is your guy CCP.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Coldest Sea Sailing
788
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Posted - 2013.07.18 01:42:00 -
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Charlie Sheen and Gary Bussy! Winning! AAAAAA! \o/
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Tiberius Mal
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2013.07.18 01:50:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
- and last but not least, Mel Gibson in any Eve commercial having audio of any alliance leader going into a complete nerd-raging rantalanche over a super loss, complete with foul language.
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
314
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Posted - 2013.07.18 01:54:00 -
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Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:Charlie Sheen and Gary Bussy! Winning! AAAAAA! \o/
I want to see that!
You can trust me, I have a monocole |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Coldest Sea Sailing
790
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Posted - 2013.07.18 01:57:00 -
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An interesting examination of the philosophy of EVE. A bit cerebral, perhaps...but if one puts one's thinking cap on it all makes sense. Winning /ad candidates.
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Anna Hathaway
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2013.07.18 02:13:00 -
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PvP lessons from Captain Mal:
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!"
Book on moving to null sec:
"I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong."
Jayne on being FC:
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here." |
Tzar Sinak
Mythic Heights
33
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Posted - 2013.07.18 04:54:00 -
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I did not read all of it but...
Bruce Willis demonstrating his negotiating techniques a la Fifth Element might be worth putting in there somewhere. |
Adunh Slavy
1166
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Posted - 2013.07.18 05:00:00 -
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Xercodo wrote:And the crazy thing is SLJ actually plays EVE too!
That was a rumor some years ago, never did get any conformation of it and likely won't in any direct way. Famous people rarely out their anonymous online selves, not worth the hassle and ruins all the fun for them.
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.-á-á- William Pitt |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
8546
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Posted - 2013.07.18 06:15:00 -
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CCP should make videos about EVE's spaceships bombing Mr T.
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
RubyPorto
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
3690
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Posted - 2013.07.18 07:09:00 -
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Sarah Jessica Parker.
We all know how EVE Players love to beat a dead horse.
This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
"the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP)." -CCP Solomon |
Tesco Ergo Sum
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2013.07.18 22:15:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Damn! Tricked into seeing it again! Need brain bleach again! must check wallet for Tequila money...
[in finest Agent Smith voice, but you hold the gun against your own head]
It is no trick, it is... your future!
Embrace it, it is inevitable...
There is no spoon, etc, etc... although in the case of our spokesperson there may have been many spoons full of wonderful recreational pharmaceuticals |
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