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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.07.23 10:53:00 -
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Yeah, about that 30 minutes of downtime each day.
We all know there is no maintenance work or testing during that 30 minutes.
The gm's and devs all log in and and frolic around and shoot each others with polaris ships
I even heard rumors they have a nude dev hack and they look at chars like ME when im offline and all defenseless.
I have tens of billions of isk..
My question is how much will it cost to be exempted from the "downtime ?
Lets face it downtime is for the noobs, poor, and muppets.
I am now one of the elite and I want in.
So if um some ravens navy issues, or maybe even a thanatos are "donated" to the gm's and devs I wont be having to sit through downtime like someone whos been waiting for there crack for too long 
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
8962
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Posted - 2013.07.23 11:00:00 -
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It costs an arm and a leg to get your account VIP flagged.
/c
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Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
70
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Posted - 2013.07.23 11:01:00 -
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Wow the Antichrist and the Christ of Eve posting in same thread  |

Whitehound
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Posted - 2013.07.23 11:03:00 -
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Chribba wrote:It costs an arm and a leg to get your account VIP flagged.
/c So only two of my accounts can have a VIP status then. Good to know. Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |

Grauth Thorner
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.07.23 11:08:00 -
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These 30 minutes of downtime usually only lasts for about 15 minutes and imho they're perfect to get something to eat, take a chill pill, get some coffee, smoke a sig, get a shower, read the forums, call your boss to tell him you can't go to work today due to circumstances, download a new cd, text your friends, walk your dog or fit a new ship.
Oh and it also leaves you with having more fun once the downtime is over, since we all want to do something we can't do at the very moment. :) Creator of the EVE Custom Ship Labeler application: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=188954&find=unread |

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
1011
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Posted - 2013.07.23 11:08:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:I have tens of billions of isk..
This is the part I like in your post.
Before I return under my space bridge, be a good space fellah and send me some, you will not even notice the difference and I'll be shooting less stupid red crosses but killing more players ships.
Best regards
Schultz *removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
2416
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Posted - 2013.07.23 11:13:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:
I am now one of the elite and I want in.
You'll need a lot more likes than 70 to be haughty enough to declare elite status.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |

ACE McFACE
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
1415
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Posted - 2013.07.23 11:17:00 -
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Whitehound wrote:Chribba wrote:It costs an arm and a leg to get your account VIP flagged.
/c So only two of my accounts can have a VIP status then. Good to know. Chribba never said it had to be your arms or legs You should be notified if someone quotes your post so you can continue the argument! |

Nightshade Mary
Sarz'na Khumatari The Unthinkables
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Posted - 2013.07.23 11:20:00 -
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Maybe also the amount of people that have her blocked count?
In that case I'm sure Yummy is "Elite".
Otherwise not much past "Mostly Harmless". |

Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
216
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Posted - 2013.07.23 12:14:00 -
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IB4L
Silly, silly... The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |

baltec1
Bat Country
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Posted - 2013.07.23 12:17:00 -
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Do they have to be our own arms and legs or can we use "donated" limbs? |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy The ROC
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Posted - 2013.07.23 12:19:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Do they have to be our own arms and legs or can we use "donated" limbs?
Time to dust off the old corpse box. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |

Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle Tactical Narcotics Team
1089
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Posted - 2013.07.23 13:10:00 -
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0.5/10
.....I only gave you that 0.5 out of pity I'm currently taking bets on the following: - CCP Games becomes EA Games' property. - EVE Online will have Microtranctions everywhere. |

Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
230
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Posted - 2013.07.23 13:13:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:0.5/10
.....I only gave you that 0.5 out of pity
You overpaid |

Jamagh
Grand Violations
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Posted - 2013.07.23 13:45:00 -
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Nightshade Mary wrote:Maybe also the amount of people that have her blocked count?
In that case I'm sure Yummy is "Elite".
Otherwise not much past "Mostly Harmless".
More like just harmless. "Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."-á CCP Navigator. |

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
3114
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Posted - 2013.07.23 14:40:00 -
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Wow Jita scambots are making new threads! They're becoming self-aware! Run! |

Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
180
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Posted - 2013.07.23 14:40:00 -
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Whitehound wrote:Chribba wrote:It costs an arm and a leg to get your account VIP flagged.
/c So only two of my accounts can have a VIP status then. Good to know. Does make it somewhat harder to take advantage of your VIP status, though... |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
5216
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Posted - 2013.07.23 18:19:00 -
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Confirming that downtime makes us face real life for too long. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Lugia3
Pirates Incorporated
477
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Posted - 2013.07.23 19:17:00 -
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Jake Warbird wrote:Wow Jita scambots are making new threads! They're becoming self-aware! Run!
It is our duty as humanity to exterminate the spambots!
+1 if you know where that came from. Yarr |

Khadi Nakrar
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.07.23 20:00:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:Wow the Antichrist and the Christ of Eve posting in same thread 
Which one is the main and which one is the alt? |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1028
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Posted - 2013.07.23 20:04:00 -
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You don't have to pay anything. You just have to be well-liked and a respected member of the community. I have never paid CCP for any special privilege, and I always seem to get immediately back in when others say they can't connect yet.
So, my suggestion is to do everything you can to be the model Eve player like I have, and you may be treated as highly as people like Chribba and me. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
55
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Posted - 2013.07.23 23:00:00 -
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Chribba wrote:It costs an arm and a leg to get your account VIP flagged.
/c
Who's arm... and who's leg ? I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |

Alpheias
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
2264
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Posted - 2013.07.24 00:32:00 -
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Don't ever think I have made a post this bad, drunk or otherwise. Good job, OP! Allow me to be frank. You will not like me. You will not like me now, and you will not like men++ a good deal less as we go on. |

Tara Read
The Bastards Shadow Cartel
463
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Posted - 2013.07.24 03:55:00 -
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Better learn to hold your breath for a very long time and like kneepads. It only gets worse from here. |

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
3120
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Posted - 2013.07.24 04:03:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote: Chribba and me.
Except that Chribba has done enough for the game that CCP themselves have acknowledged him on several occasions, while you 'play' your 'game' in Jita.
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DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
9335
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Posted - 2013.07.24 04:46:00 -
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At Downtime the Space Janitors all un-dock and scourer every system in New Eden, collecting up all the trash / items left behind by us Capsuleer's.
In the past it was close to 1 hour to perform their job, but due to recent Technical Advances they can now complete their appointed rounds in less than 30 minutes. Then they re-dock and wait until the next Downtime to once again perform their thankless nightly duties.
Hey, it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it.
I heard through the grapevine they're looking for more janitors so I submitted your name. If you qualify they will contact you after they complete a background check.
Pros : Immune to WarDec, able to pilot all ship classes, access to every system within Eve (including Jove space).
Cons : Can only actively access the New Eden Galaxy at Downtime. The rest of the time is spent in station on standby for emergency shutdowns of specific nodes or when the entire cluster crashes.
DMC |

MacKael
Perkone Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.07.24 05:22:00 -
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i have a char from bieng a isd. and its loads of fun. should see the things we have in ccp alliance space. |
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CCP Logibro
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2013.07.24 14:11:00 -
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Locked for trolling. Though trust me, there's nothing interesting in those regions that don't exist. CCP Logibro // EVE Universe Community Team // Distributor of Nanites
@CCP_Logibro |
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