JimmySav
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:05:00 -
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MCorp and Shinra leave 5. "Hardcore Operations too much for them"
says ATUK Commander Hue Jorgon.
The [5] announce the passing of Shinra and M Corp from [5]
membership, after the rigours of prolonged combat proved too much for
them.
[5] Leadership, although ever trusting of our dedicated pilots, were
coincidentally testing the latest hi tech bugging devices in the
cockpits of some of their podders, only to discover these two
corporations, once seen as trusted allies, had been approaching the
Red menace, known as the RA. This was a cause of some concern, which
was further reinforced when it was discovered that Nebba, a key
Shinra player, had suffered at the hands of a quack implant surgeon
and had also mispurchased the new "Infomorph Psychology" skill,
instead spending hours learning "I-luv-morph pathology", which causes
a pathological love of small claymation 'pets' and can cause serious
misjudgements by any individual so affected.
It is rumoured that the rogue corporations have been spurned as
"serial betrayers" by the RA.
The [5], ATUK/Black omega Security/Black Reign/Delta
Team/Supremacy/TTI, for those of you who can't count....) look
forward to continuing their campaign in the north where their
dreadnaught fleet continues to prosper. The Forsaken Empire, Phoenix
Alliance and the NBSI have been painted as prime targets with the
usual predictions of a rapid demise being bandied about. As a new
year approaches we shall see how many kills it brings.
Rumours of upcoming 'ultimate weapons' continue to fill the airwaves,
and there is talk of ships large enough to contain ATUK CEO Noob
Scriptor's ego, rolling off [5] production lines, although this seems
ridiculous to many.
The legendary French Wing continue with their successes and many ATUK
pilots are seeing the Red moon as a sign of more ATUK and [5]
victories to come. Indeed, many attribute the Red Moon to the blood
of the thousands of pods that fanatical ATUK fighters have sent to
their graves.
ATUK and the [5] would like to send our enemies glad tidings of Christmas cheer, however the 100isk charge would be prohibitive and our scientists are currently attempting to add them to killmails......
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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