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Crackfarmer
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Posted - 2005.12.18 22:51:00 -
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Minmatar. They gotta live somewhere.
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Ilany
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Posted - 2005.12.18 22:51:00 -
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Wow. It's a not-a-whine post 
Seriously. Jumpgates. They have windows with lights and stuff. Who lives there?
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ChefAce
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Posted - 2005.12.18 22:58:00 -
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Lies!!
They're Gremlins living there.
Why do you think the server has been acting so weird?
Gremlins I tell ya! -------------
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Jozeph Spinne
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Posted - 2005.12.18 22:59:00 -
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Thats where CCP ships off retierd Hampsters.... once they cant spin the wheel anymore. Why do you think you get stuck on a Jump sometimes? Thats because a last hampster in a gate died. CCP need to rush rush and stick another old one in. [Thats my theory anyway]
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juduzz
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Posted - 2005.12.18 22:59:00 -
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The Hamsters 
serioulsy guess just "locals" like the ppl who live on stations to keep them operational ect, not every one is fortunate enough to have access to pod technology
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Balklanac
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:01:00 -
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No No No its Ewoks, oh wait wrong universe.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:02:00 -
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jove
Where is my I-win button, CCP? |

Abbadon
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:04:00 -
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Jumpy Spiders 
PUKE Recruiting |

Adhamhnon
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:06:00 -
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It's Chuck Norris!
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Sentani
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:06:00 -
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Oveur on a tredmill ____________ The cargo bay is overloaded and cannot be made to fit Expanded Cargohold I. It is currently only capable of fitting 8772.12 units and it is currently jammed full with 9558.33 units. |

Ruby Reece
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:11:00 -
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Mexican Jumping beans 
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ildra
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:39:00 -
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Edited by: ildra on 18/12/2005 23:39:15 Oomba lumpas lives there :P
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Glassback
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:44:00 -
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Good point, there should be some backstory to support this. Who looks after the things when they break down?
G.
I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about
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Equinox II
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:49:00 -
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Jumpgate elves.. :)
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Karunel
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:52:00 -
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Quote: Who looks after the things when they break down?
The people who live there. 
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Macro Slasher
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:55:00 -
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Originally by: Sentani Oveur on a tredmill
That at least we can eliminate, after seeing Oveur's picture. 
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.12.18 23:55:00 -
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Oompa Loompas
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Truestrike
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Posted - 2005.12.19 00:06:00 -
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The Jove. Its their spy bases :P
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Lu Yan
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Posted - 2005.12.19 00:50:00 -
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"Joe, you've been doing horrible around the office" "Am I Fired?" "No, Worse, we are assigning you gate duty in Period Basis" "No! Anything but that!"
Gates are where future societies put thier annoying useless coworkers. Jasher > When I was a ladd, a fox was a very sleak and curvy creature, sometimes referred to as Beaver. Lu Yan > LMAO Jasher > Saturday nights was Beaver hunting time.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2005.12.19 00:52:00 -
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"It's Chuck Norris!"
Woudln't they be roundhousekickgates, then.... o.O;
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Berneh
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Posted - 2005.12.19 00:53:00 -
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Boglins live in them 
Twinkle Twinkle little star , can i macro your veldspar |

Ecchus
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Posted - 2005.12.19 01:11:00 -
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I was born on a jumpgate.
They're dead ends, I'll never go back. People just pass by. ==========
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee..
- Melville.
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2005.12.19 01:12:00 -
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IT'S MR. T YO FOO! -------------------
Celestial Horizon: we go zerg on you |

Edison Frisk
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Posted - 2005.12.19 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Adhamhnon It's Chuck Norris!
funniest thing EVER!   
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KillmAll187
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Posted - 2005.12.19 01:38:00 -
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Originally by: Adhamhnon It's Chuck Norris!
He will surely suffer a roundhouse kick related death.
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jamesw
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Posted - 2005.12.19 01:43:00 -
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how cool would it be to pirate the gates in 0.0. --
Latest Vid: Bobbing for Xelas |

Teblin
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Posted - 2005.12.19 01:55:00 -
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I live there :(
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2005.12.19 01:56:00 -
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Concord of course.
Remind me about The Maze.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2005.12.19 01:56:00 -
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Originally by: Teblin I live there :(
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RecruitMe@NOINT! |

Jacxx
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Posted - 2005.12.19 02:10:00 -
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I think jump-gates just house the people who keep them operational at all times. kinda like an oil rig crew, everyone who lives on one also keeps it running.
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Jagaroth
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Posted - 2005.12.19 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Lu Yan Gates are where future societies put thier annoying useless coworkers.
Yeah I kinda thought that too. And patrolled by Tech 2 Kittens to keep the Rats out.
However, if that's true: Given their size compared to the size of a battleship (with a crew of thousands) and given the number of them there must be whole planetary populations tied up living in the gates!  ------
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Mercade
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Posted - 2005.12.19 02:52:00 -
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Edited by: Mercade on 19/12/2005 02:52:01 this guy
http://winterblink.com/wda/index.php?i=13
WDA for the win!
Originally by: kieron ...possible causes for an extended downtime, I think playing WoW would be close to the bottom of the list, probably between shaving cats and having dental work done w/o anethesia.
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Cabadrin
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Posted - 2005.12.19 03:30:00 -
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Hot chicks who have naked parties 24/7. That's why we're not invited.
On a serious RP note, I'm sure they're crews who are sent by the empires, or an independent organization. You'll notice that empire gates don't have crews; I assume the 0.0 gates do so that they can amke any repairs on them as needed. ________________________________________________
Eve-Online Blog |

MellaRinn
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Posted - 2005.12.19 04:29:00 -
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Originally by: juduzz The Hamsters 
Yipp, they live in the Gallente one with rotating rings, to give the servers a swing from time to time... 
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Kerosene
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Posted - 2005.12.19 05:07:00 -
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Them people you get walking up and down busy junctions during rush hour to clean your windscreen and pimp the occasional rose to you. __ No corp - Taking it easy for a bit |

Caladen
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Posted - 2005.12.19 08:29:00 -
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If there are people living in the Jumpgates then they would need O2, food, water, mechanical parts, electrical parts, etc. I think I see a new market opening up. 
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2005.12.19 09:05:00 -
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There are no bridges in space for the trolls to live under, so I assume they live in the nearest equivalent - the gates.
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |

Akyr
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Posted - 2005.12.19 09:35:00 -
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... as the name says :
B. Gates
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Maltrox
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:03:00 -
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Considering the server is on windows... :P
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Arcannic
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:13:00 -
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I knew that the whole "binary star system" "gravity wave thingos" was a load of BS... Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks could easily get a 1 million tonne starship to the next stellar system in seconds.
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Deathsoul
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:17:00 -
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I did hear about some Jovian spyders, they make theyr webb and use it as a sling shot gun when you jump, sometimes its so sticky that ppl get stuck in it, then its called "stuck in gate" and you petition.
Then some Jovi ship flyes pass the gate and use hes anti molutar spray and you get free, i hope this helps out about your question.
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Sinistro
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:18:00 -
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NAh all wrong.
Lights are on but nobody home 
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Vetraband
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:18:00 -
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cylons
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LTD THOR
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:24:00 -
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this guy here! i¦m sure.
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tinae
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:27:00 -
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CCP
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Onubis
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:33:00 -
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Umpa-Loompa's of course  _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Training Sig Cloaking to LVL 5
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tinae
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:37:00 -
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Amarrian jump gates don't have any windows
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FireFoxx80
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Posted - 2005.12.19 12:53:00 -
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My vote goes for either Thargoids or those people out of Babylon 5.
23? # Missile Tool # ex: P-TMC : USAC |

Gothikia
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Posted - 2005.12.19 13:02:00 -
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Originally by: Adhamhnon It's Chuck Norris!
right on!
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