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Skill Training Online
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
91
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Posted - 2013.08.10 02:59:00 -
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If President Obama played this game he could really understand our community, he could unite the tribes so to speak.
Imagine a world without conflict, Obama could do that.
Imagine a world where all wealth is shared equally. Obama can do that.
Imagine a world where the richest man and the poorest man sit down at the same table and eat the same meal, Obama can do that.
Obama is more than just the American President he is truly the first Global President.
Let New Eden be the new meeting place of the United Nations as a shining vision of all that could be.
What could the Mittani learn from Obama? what could Obama learn from the Mittani?
Goonswarm and Democrat side-by side to tackle the hurricanes of the real world.
Thank You Obama! |
SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1926
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Posted - 2013.08.10 03:01:00 -
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Obama would buff the ishtar even more because he likes drone strikes. |
Frostys Virpio
Lame Corp Name
623
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Posted - 2013.08.10 03:03:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:Obama would buff the ishtar even more because he likes drone strikes.
I wish I could like this more than once... |
Zane Tekitsu
D.I.C.A.D. Solutions
44
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Posted - 2013.08.10 03:09:00 -
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Oh god! We would all be compelled to purchase over priced ship insurance, that will not cover ship losses in all but the most exotic of circumstance. The insurance will be way over priced, and it will only pay like a faction or tech 2 insurance on a t1 hull. (Expect even less out of the aforementioned faction and t2 hulls.) |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
15664
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Posted - 2013.08.10 03:25:00 -
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But all corp thieves would have to get asylum in Russia
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á
Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?-á
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny |
stoicfaux
3051
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Posted - 2013.08.10 03:39:00 -
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Zane Tekitsu wrote:Oh god! We would all be compelled to purchase over priced ship insurance, that will not cover ship losses in all but the most exotic of circumstance. The insurance will be way over priced, and it will only pay like a faction or tech 2 insurance on a t1 hull. (Expect even less out of the aforementioned faction and t2 hulls.)
As opposed to the current system, where you have to work for a large corporation or government corp in order to get Group Insurance. Just think of all the low-sec people who have to get their ship insurance on the private (player) market. As soon as they make a major claim (or even just get a little bit into hull,) their their premiums are raised sky-high or their insurance is just outright canceled (because, you know, insurance companies can't make a profit on sick, flaming ships.) And if you have low sec status (i.e. a prior condition,) they won't even bother to offer to cover you (i.e. your pre-conditions can prevent you from getting insurance, you ebil piwate!)
And if you get kicked out or leave your cushy large corp, then you have just 18 months to find a new corp with group insurance. In the meantime, you can continue your existing ship insurance under COBRA, but your insurance is no longer subsidized so you wind up with a monthly insurance bill that can be as expensive as your ships mortgage payment.
Oh, and if your ship is pregnant, no one in the private market will cover your ship. Because you know, profits are more important to the Party that Champions Family Values(tm).
4th wall: No, there are absolutely noooooooooooooooo real world truths contained in the previous sarcasm.
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S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
103
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Posted - 2013.08.10 03:47:00 -
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I have to fly an Ishtar now.
THANKS, OBAMA |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
2973
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Posted - 2013.08.10 03:53:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:Obama would buff the ishtar even more because he likes drone strikes.
Even though this slightly offends my political senses I couldn't help but giggle a bit. +1
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Spurty
929
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Posted - 2013.08.10 04:00:00 -
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Count me out.
Don't want to fly O'bantums thanks
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GÇ£If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.GÇ¥
GÇò Philip K. **** |
Alara IonStorm
5231
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Posted - 2013.08.10 04:05:00 -
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Obama playing EVE?
I wouldn't believe it until I see his character sheet. |
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Inokuma Yawara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
100
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Posted - 2013.08.10 04:56:00 -
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Skill Training Online wrote:If President Obama played this game he could really understand our community, he could unite the tribes so to speak....
...Goonswarm and Democrat side-by side to tackle the hurricanes of the real world.
The Two Party (rigged) System. So, if you're a social, fiscal, moral liberal (oxymoron), you're a Dem. If you're a social, fiscal, and moral conservative (which, really their not) your a Goon? The Demoncraps and the Goonicans?
Watch this space.-á New exciting signature in development. |
baltec1
Bat Country
7547
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Posted - 2013.08.10 04:58:00 -
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I dont want the NSA looking into my dealings in WMDs and love of communism. |
Caviar Liberta
Moira.
Villore Accords
128
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Posted - 2013.08.10 05:23:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:I dont want the NSA looking into my dealings in WMDs and love of communism.
Speaking of Obama, Eve Online and Goonswarm. It came out that there were 21 CIA agents on the ground in Benghazi during the attack. |
S Byerley
The Manhattan Engineer District
103
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Posted - 2013.08.10 05:38:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:I dont want the NSA looking into my dealings in WMDs and love of communism.
The NSA dumps forums and could probably correlate your identity if they cared
No one cares about your off-color internet jokes though.... unless you're a kid in Texas I guess. |
Gravemind GER
Mane6 Industries
7
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Posted - 2013.08.10 05:41:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:But all corp thieves would have to get asylum in Russia
More like Drone Russia.
If Obama were playing this game, he wouldn't unite anything and bring peace is only a lie. He would hire PL to destabilize poor sov holding nullsec alliances, just like he already does with al qaeda and Syria lolol |
Trevor Dalech
CandyMan Cartel
5
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Posted - 2013.08.10 05:49:00 -
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Skill Training Online wrote:
Imagine a world without conflict, Obama could do that.
In the real world fine, but unlikely, in EVE... Is this really a desirable situation? |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
3549
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Posted - 2013.08.10 06:29:00 -
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I'd kill Obama.
All day long.
With my guns.
Can't use bombs though.
To make sure he gets killed when i sleep,
I'd hire terrorists errr mercs to keep doing it.
I don't know enough keywords. :(
Am i under surveillance now?
(kill him ingame, of couse)
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SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1945
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Posted - 2013.08.10 06:47:00 -
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You are a moron. |
Gawain Edmond
Angry Mustellid
24
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Posted - 2013.08.10 06:52:00 -
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you never know he might play eve... he might even have started this thread!! |
Johan Toralen
IIIJIIIITIIII
213
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Posted - 2013.08.10 10:36:00 -
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Erotica 1 = Obama in case you didn't know. |
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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
522
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Posted - 2013.08.10 10:47:00 -
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No Eve Mail would be safe.
And I don-¦t want to think about what will happen once he finds out about API....
Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20.
Need to advertise your Corp or service? Look no further, this space is now for rent!
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Gealbhan
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
409
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Posted - 2013.08.10 12:05:00 -
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OP just wants a free Obamaphoon.  |
Templar Knightsbane
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
75
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Posted - 2013.08.10 12:06:00 -
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I'm all for Obama playing i'm pretty sure he would run an awesome SRP program! |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy
The ROC
727
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Posted - 2013.08.10 12:11:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:Obama would buff the ishtar even more because he likes drone strikes.
*applause* Bravo. And the first post too. /thread
Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
Guttripper
State War Academy
Caldari State
309
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Posted - 2013.08.10 13:15:00 -
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*looks at his Eve wallet's total amount...
*remembers Obama ran a campaign on "Change".
Yep, about all that is left in my wallet.  |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate
S0UTHERN C0MF0RT
1749
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Posted - 2013.08.10 13:46:00 -
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Honestly I think Obama would probably fail to start a highsec mining corporation. The API checks would take weeks and he'd force every player to let him log on to their account and check for terrorists in their augmentations every day.
Save the Domi model! Spacewhales should be preserved. |
Lugia3
Pirates Incorporated
522
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Posted - 2013.08.10 15:23:00 -
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On August 10th, 2013, communism finally reached New Eden. We did everything we could to stop it, but the Obamaphones spread too fast. Nobody could survive that initial onslaught.
Yarr |
Hells Merc
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Tribal Band
16
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Posted - 2013.08.10 16:14:00 -
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If President Obama played this game he could really understand our community, he could unite the tribes so to speak.
Imagine a world without conflict, Obama could do that.
PRESENTLY THE WHOLE OF RAGHEAD-DOM IS ABOUT TO GO UP IN FLAMES THANKS TO COCOA.
Imagine a world where all wealth is shared equally. Obama can do that.
THE WEALTH IS TAKEN FROM THE MIDDLE CLASS AND A SMALL PORTION IS GIVEN TO USEFUL
IDIOTS TO DO HIS BIDDING WHILE THE SELECT RICH GET EVEN RICHER.
Imagine a world where the richest man and the poorest man sit down at the same table and eat the same meal, Obama can do that.
ONLY IF SAID PEASANT CAN GET PAST ARMED SECURITY AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD.
Obama is more than just the American President he is truly the first Global President.
50% TRUE JUST USE DICTATOR INSTEAD OF EL PRESIDENTI.
Let New Eden be the new meeting place of the United Nations as a shining vision of all that could be.
I GUESS THATS WHY HE IS DETERMINED TO GIVE JERUSALEM TO THE RAG HEADS SO HE CAN MAKE
THAT HIS TRUE SEAT OF POWER.
What could the Mittani learn from Obama? what could Obama learn from the Mittani?
BOLLOCKS.
Goonswarm and Democrat side-by side to tackle the hurricanes of the real world.
DEGENERATES SIDE BY SIDE GO FIGURE. |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
4482
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Posted - 2013.08.10 17:17:00 -
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Quote:Am i under surveillance now?
Quite likely actually.
To carve a successful niche for yourself in EVE you need to be able to out sell, out produce, out fight,-á out run, or out wit your competitors.
If you can do none of the above, your only option is to complain on the forums that somehow you are at a disadvantage using the exact same tool set-áas the rest of the player base. |
Klandi
Consortium of stella Technologies
146
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Posted - 2013.08.10 17:28:00 -
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OP is the original airhead
Where would anyone "important" get the time to play the game. They don't HAVE any time to spare because it is spent doing IMPORTANT things - not like the OP
I am aware of my own ignorance and have checked my emotional quotient - thanks for asking |
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