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PornStarr
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Posted - 2003.08.18 23:29:00 -
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I want to be a GM. I like helping players. I would never abuse my powers. So I would like public support to nominate me to be a new CCP GameMaster. I believe if I became a GM, I would be able to solve many problems in a timely manner that will end the problem quickly. Here are a few examples of what I would do, please vote for me to become a GM. Thank you.
Scenario 1:
Player X > Hahaha you got podded GM ****starr
GM ****starr > ...I don't need this BS I was on official business you little ****.
GM ****starr > /move Player X to Polaris
GM ****starr > I want my corpse back now, or else.
Player X > I want Miner 2 BP.
GM ****starr > No deal, why did you shoot me?
GM ****starr > I was on official business
Player X > Your corpse for a Miner II BP
GM ****starr > /move Player X to Yulai
GM ****starr > /move Player X to Polaris
GM ****starr > /move Player X to Amarr
GM ****starr > /move Player X to Polaris
Player X > WTF you doing??
GM ****starr > /remove corpse from Player X
GM ****starr > /move Player X to Cistuvert
GM ****starr > /self-destruct Player X's ship
GM ****starr > /move Player X to f2d-d1
Player X > OMG you ****, you move me 150 jumps from empire space in a pod.
GM ****starr > Have a nice day!
Scenario 2:
GM ****starr > /Chklist petitions
Server > ....
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1) HELP I'm STUCK
2) UNFARE I GOT KILL READ PLEESE +(((
3) ~CAN I HAVE FREE SHIP?!~
4) CHEATER XPLOITER DUDE*
5) I DIED>>...
GM ****starr > /Read CHEATER XPLOITER DUDE*
Server > ....
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Name: Carebear
Problem: HELP, I GOT KILLED AT A GATE BY A PIRATE! I WAS JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS DOING MY ROBOTICS TRADE WHILE AFK AND I HEARD GUN SOUNDS AND I CAME AND SAW HE WAS SHOOTING ME. BAN HIM. EVERY SHOULD JUST MINE MINE MINE AND TRADE THERE SHOULD BE NO FIGHTING EVEN THOUGH THE GAME BOX CLEARLY STATES ITS A PVP WORLD WHERE ANYTIHNG GOES, ALONG WITH MANUFACTURING, TRADING, AND MINING AS OTHER, YES OTHER OPTIONS THAT YOU CAN DO IN THE GAME. BUT PVP IS STILL THE MAINSTRAY OF GAINING INFLUENCE, POWER AND TERRITORY, I CLEARLY UNDERSTAND THAT BUT I REFUSE. BUT ANYWAY I WANT MY SHIP BACK, MY ITEM, MY ISK, KTHXBYE.
GM ****starr > /Reply to CHEATER XPLOITER DUDE*
Server > ....
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Reply: Dear Carebear, I have read your petition and agree with you wholeheartedly and understand your frustation. I have done you the favor of replacing your ship, plus adding in the best cargo expanders in the game so you are now up to 10k cargo. Inside your cargohold is all of your possesions in eve. I have also moved you into FD-MLJ, good luck with your journey! If there is a problem, please reply to this petition, and I will eagerly move you into the Stain region, or Venal region. Good luck.
Anyways this was meant to be lighthearted joke, plus I have to much free time on my hands..If your offended by this, then you know your a super anal person.  |
Stavros
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Posted - 2003.08.18 23:30:00 -
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omg u win lol
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"Keep On Flaming Lamers, Like Your Ships Did When We Ended You" |
Xelios
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Posted - 2003.08.18 23:31:00 -
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Hell you got my vote =P
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.08.18 23:33:00 -
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I vote for you too.
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Ezra Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.18 23:35:00 -
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Ever heard of thr BOFH? look it up on google
They call me trash... TrashGUY |
Deb Dukar
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Posted - 2003.08.18 23:37:00 -
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muhhahahha
u got my vote too 
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got a problem with my typos? then go to ur mom and start crying :P |
John Zeppe
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Posted - 2003.08.18 23:42:00 -
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 Quote:
omg u win lol
omg omg omg omg 
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Drefsab
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:14:00 -
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Please explain to me why this thead that is obviusly against the forum rule (for profanity if nothing else) isnt locked?
"Death Before Dishonor" |
Molly
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:18:00 -
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Wrangler just came in, he is doing a good job so far, we need patiance here :-).
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Veteran
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:20:00 -
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Edited by: Veteran on 19/08/2003 00:20:22
Get a life drefSAD, other than trolling on the boards ofc.
O dear, that was trolling wasent...oh who really cares.
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Skelator
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:21:00 -
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ROFLMAO
You have My Vote
Where do I put it!!!
They have us Surrounded again.. the Poor Bastards |
Tabius
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:21:00 -
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Mentioning ingame communications between players and GM's is a violation of the board rules...
Please lock this thread
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:22:00 -
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Tabius, you are a poor soul.
This is EVE fiction.
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PornStarr
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:23:00 -
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Its a joke, don't be Super Anal. I'm sure we are mature enough to handle some minor profanity here and there. I made this post with the intent of lightening things up around here and give a couple laughs. |
Skelator
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:23:00 -
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Quote:
Mentioning ingame communications between players and GM's is a violation of the board rules...
Please lock this thread
Get some Humor in you its a PARODY
They have us Surrounded again.. the Poor Bastards |
Drefsab
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:24:00 -
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this is most peoples point, posts like this go unlocked while others dont. If you have rules enforce them unilaterally dont show blatent favortisam.
"Death Before Dishonor" |
Iminay
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:24:00 -
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=)
my vote for the "caring GM"
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PornStarr
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:26:00 -
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LOL, thanks for the support guys thats 6 votes so far |
Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.08.19 00:49:00 -
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Sure, you got my vote as well. Don't think you (or anyone else, for that matter) can do a worse job than the present one...
free speech not allowed here |
Photon
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Posted - 2003.08.19 01:01:00 -
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lol what a stupid post
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My passion is to fly, nothing beats it, nothing can compare to it. Free as a bird. Bird of prey. |
Andrew Gunn
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Posted - 2003.08.19 01:02:00 -
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Photon, you're right, you did make a stupid post.
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[Insert witty signature here] |
Ganja
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Posted - 2003.08.19 01:07:00 -
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MMMM
You got my vote.. but theres a problem. ;)
There are 4 Levels of GMs..
GM1/2 - CCP
GM3/4 - S&SI (or switch it around.. not sure which way the numbers go)
In otherwords, unless you work for them/live in Iceland(hah), your SOL.
*points at the Polaris application* Join Player Support! They even have a division in PS for Petitionee's.. heh.. I passed the test for that =x
Any petitions Polaris cannot meet/handle are passed up to someone who can, IE: GM.
You get nifty powers on Chaos though? =P
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Photon
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Posted - 2003.08.19 01:10:00 -
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Photon, you're right, you did make a stupid post.
you got to try harder
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My passion is to fly, nothing beats it, nothing can compare to it. Free as a bird. Bird of prey. |
Derkan
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Posted - 2003.08.19 01:29:00 -
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If GM's did that Eve would be a safer place in fed space. You have my vote.
http://eve-coldfusion.com |
Dr Logue
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Posted - 2003.08.19 01:52:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Logue on 19/08/2003 01:52:39
Haha ****star for president \o/ :D
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Dr Logue
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Posted - 2003.08.19 01:54:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Logue on 19/08/2003 01:57:05
Where is my picture ;'(
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.08.19 02:01:00 -
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Char is most likely too new - wait a day or so.
free speech not allowed here |
Pann
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Posted - 2003.08.19 02:15:00 -
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I didn't see any obscenities in it and I didn't see the need for locking or deleting it.
****y, don't quit your day job in hopes of becoming a comedian (or a GM.) 
Eve Community Manager
[email protected]
CCP |
plur
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Posted - 2003.08.19 02:24:00 -
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wait... a guy called Antichrist gets his named changed. but a guy called ****star is ok, and even gets replies to his threads by game staff.
i have seen so many names that are in the offensive category its a joke, "dogsnuts" "eatsh1t" you name it.
things are backwards round here. its the 5th dimension or something
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PornStarr
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Posted - 2003.08.19 02:36:00 -
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Thanks for the overwhelming support! *CRY* |
Abigail
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Posted - 2003.08.19 02:47:00 -
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Well I do find this a bit cute, but I can also see how others would find it there other way around. I dont know if I would give you my vote. But I do like the humor as long as it is just that :)
PLUR you should live up to your name abit (Peave Love Unity & Respect)btw cute name was gonna name my corp that, then found out guys wouldnt join lol. Cheer up :)
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Skelator
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Posted - 2003.08.19 04:33:00 -
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Quote:
wait... a guy called Antichrist gets his named changed. but a guy called ****star is ok, and even gets replies to his threads by game staff.
i have seen so many names that are in the offensive category its a joke, "dogsnuts" "eatsh1t" you name it.
things are backwards round here. its the 5th dimension or something
Well then Go Play Uber-Quest ;)
They have us Surrounded again.. the Poor Bastards |
Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.08.19 07:05:00 -
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lol, thats good. you have my vote too!
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Barbi
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Posted - 2003.08.19 08:26:00 -
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I vote for ****Starr...
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Giggle, Giggle, Giggle |
vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.08.19 08:52:00 -
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barbi you are a **** star geez.
I vote for yah star "need me in any of your movies"
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Fair Fighting 
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Fides Punica
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Posted - 2003.08.19 08:53:00 -
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Got my vote.
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SISQO
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Posted - 2003.08.19 09:03:00 -
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My vote for the lovely GM Candidate.
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Sassinak
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Posted - 2003.08.19 09:24:00 -
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LOL, You got my vote 
Sass
Arcane Technologies |
Wolf Leader
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Posted - 2003.08.19 09:46:00 -
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Nice to see that everyone in eve is uber anal. You got my vote
But im a nice guy..... |
Tri HD
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Posted - 2003.08.19 09:56:00 -
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Edited by: Tri HD on 19/08/2003 09:59:23
Edited by: Tri HD on 19/08/2003 09:58:35
You certaily have got my vote, we carebear players need more carebear GM's.
And furthermore, I will ask all my little carebear brothers and sisters to vote you for GM too - "Power to the carebears!"
Edit: *Sigh*, where did my pic go  (Any GM's that want to personally and manually add my pretty carebear picture to my post )
'telefonkiosk' - it just popped into my head again all the sudden... |
Einheriar Ulrich
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Posted - 2003.08.19 10:46:00 -
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Quote:
Wrangler just came in, he is doing a good job so far, we need patiance here :-).
MOlly you keep showing up, like a bad commercial....
So Say I. Einheriar Ulrich of the Bloodline of Einheriar.
****Minion Of VOTF****
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.08.19 10:51:00 -
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Shut up baldy.
No wait... i'm bald too.
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Sheolyn
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Posted - 2003.08.19 11:15:00 -
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Edited by: Sheolyn on 19/08/2003 11:15:16
That post literally made me lol...
On another point...
"Einheriar Ulrich" - Not too sure on the Molly situation myself, actually!
So far, in the last 2 weeks or so, I've seen the original Molly character go to Doomheim (ie. terminated - inc skill points, I presume) so I thought that Molly had defo quit - but then someone else, a Caldari, with the Molly name shows up a little while later and posts stuff that kinda sounds like the original Molly did.
Now we have another Molly, with almost the same avatar as the 1st one - but not quite so it's defo a new char. This Molly posts *exactly* like the 1st one.
To say I'm confused is an understatement! 
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Norrik Vizharan
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Posted - 2003.08.19 11:27:00 -
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/vote=YES!
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Yurito
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Posted - 2003.08.19 11:27:00 -
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very very cute! love the entertaining post :) i vote for ****Starr indeed 
on the side note to the remarks above: i didn't get to use my all-time favorite nickname "******"  but i guess it's ok
O_o |
Porno
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Posted - 2003.08.19 11:36:00 -
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Edited by: ****o on 19/08/2003 11:36:47
It goes without saying that I'd like to give you my big tick, baby....
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PornStarr
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Posted - 2003.08.19 11:42:00 -
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Thanks for the support guys! Keep it coming and maybe Pann might cut me a deal to be a real GM! I'll work for free! Promise
****o, but..but..its crooked.. at a 90 degree angle
I'm just playing with you ****o |
Porno
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Posted - 2003.08.19 11:45:00 -
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"****o, but..but..its crooked.. at a 90 degree angle"
It's definitely at the correct angle for what I have in mind, baby....
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PornStarr
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Posted - 2003.08.19 12:17:00 -
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Eep..911..help |
Jake Solnich
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Posted - 2003.08.19 12:31:00 -
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This is the funniest damn thread I have read so far!
I would rather die a free man than live as a slave. |
KIAEddZ
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Posted - 2003.08.19 15:48:00 -
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You get my vote, please drop any such Frieghter owners, in the venal region.
thx. :)
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=176347
www.kia-corp.co.uk/killboard
CEO of KIA Corp - Been doing it for the Laydeez since 1993, now we i |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.08.19 15:53:00 -
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Vote me.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
PornStarr
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Posted - 2003.08.20 06:56:00 -
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Just so you guys know. I'm happy CCP Staff have actually read and followed a few of my examples. I got stuck in luminaire today, filed a stuck petition and where did I end up? Yup, right next to FD-MLJ, luckily all my possession couldn't fit in my measly cargohold, nor was m0o online at the time |
Ruulex DeMors
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Posted - 2003.08.20 07:46:00 -
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ROFLMAO....Haha, that was great reading.
I guess you have my vote.
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Interm-CEO for EVE Marshals
http://www.EVEMarshals.com |
Miriel Arkonis
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Posted - 2003.08.20 13:50:00 -
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/vote ****star
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SlightlyMad
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Posted - 2003.08.20 14:09:00 -
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LOL
I liked it. I'm a deep fan of people that spends time to produce pointless things just for the purpose of entertaining others.
You got my vote babe
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-"You know, we play the "good guys" right? We kill pirates, griefers, retards and general subversive elements in the EVE-Community. To the rest, we are friendly and always prepared to help out. Peo |
Diaego
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Posted - 2003.08.20 14:17:00 -
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Right then...
Diaego
Assistant Team Leader
Polaris Player Support |
AntiHero
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Posted - 2003.08.20 21:20:00 -
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Quote:
wait... a guy called Antichrist gets his named changed. but a guy called ****star is ok, and even gets replies to his threads by game staff.
i have seen so many names that are in the offensive category its a joke, "dogsnuts" "eatsh1t" you name it.
things are backwards round here. its the 5th dimension or something
Lol. It amazes me how many people remember my difficulties with the forced name change I went through. Although, I agree with your comment, Plur, I do not wish to see anyone else get screwed in the manner in which I did by CCP. ****star as well as my former name should both be allowed. Names of this sort are not truly offensive.
If CCP would stop the whole Gestapo act and start working on the real issues, the paying customers like us might have the benefit of enjoying smoother gameplay.
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Hematic
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Posted - 2003.08.20 22:03:00 -
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""Lol. It amazes me how many people remember my difficulties with the forced name change I went through. ""
Are you kidding?! I almost died laughing when I read your original post. Loving Jesus that's a friggin classic now :)
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Cheeba
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Posted - 2003.08.21 08:07:00 -
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Love your name and you got my vote.
Cheeba
CME |
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