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PornStarr	Posted - 2003.08.18 23:29:00 - [1] I want to be a GM. I like helping players. I would never abuse my powers. So I would like public support to nominate me to be a new CCP GameMaster. I believe if I became a GM, I would be able to solve many problems in a timely manner that will end the problem quickly. Here are a few examples of what I would do, please vote for me to become a GM. Thank you. Scenario 1: Player X > Hahaha you got podded GM **starr GM starr > ...I don't need this BS I was on official business you little . GM starr > /move Player X to Polaris GM starr > I want my corpse back now, or else. Player X > I want Miner 2 BP. GM starr > No deal, why did you shoot me? GM starr > I was on official business Player X > Your corpse for a Miner II BP GM starr > /move Player X to Yulai GM starr > /move Player X to Polaris GM starr > /move Player X to Amarr GM starr > /move Player X to Polaris Player X > WTF you doing?? GM starr > /remove corpse from Player X GM starr > /move Player X to Cistuvert GM starr > /self-destruct Player X's ship GM starr > /move Player X to f2d-d1 Player X > OMG you , you move me 150 jumps from empire space in a pod. GM starr > Have a nice day! Scenario 2: GM *starr > /Chklist petitions Server > .... .... 1) HELP I'm STUCK 2) UNFARE I GOT KILL READ PLEESE +((( 3) ~CAN I HAVE FREE SHIP?!~ 4) CHEATER XPLOITER DUDE 5) I DIED>>... GM ***starr > /Read CHEATER XPLOITER DUDE Server > .... .... Name: Carebear Problem: HELP, I GOT KILLED AT A GATE BY A PIRATE! I WAS JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS DOING MY ROBOTICS TRADE WHILE AFK AND I HEARD GUN SOUNDS AND I CAME AND SAW HE WAS SHOOTING ME. BAN HIM. EVERY SHOULD JUST MINE MINE MINE AND TRADE THERE SHOULD BE NO FIGHTING EVEN THOUGH THE GAME BOX CLEARLY STATES ITS A PVP WORLD WHERE ANYTIHNG GOES, ALONG WITH MANUFACTURING, TRADING, AND MINING AS OTHER, YES OTHER OPTIONS THAT YOU CAN DO IN THE GAME. BUT PVP IS STILL THE MAINSTRAY OF GAINING INFLUENCE, POWER AND TERRITORY, I CLEARLY UNDERSTAND THAT BUT I REFUSE. BUT ANYWAY I WANT MY SHIP BACK, MY ITEM, MY ISK, KTHXBYE. GM ***starr > /Reply to CHEATER XPLOITER DUDE Server > .... .... Reply: Dear Carebear, I have read your petition and agree with you wholeheartedly and understand your frustation. I have done you the favor of replacing your ship, plus adding in the best cargo expanders in the game so you are now up to 10k cargo. Inside your cargohold is all of your possesions in eve. I have also moved you into FD-MLJ, good luck with your journey! If there is a problem, please reply to this petition, and I will eagerly move you into the Stain region, or Venal region. Good luck. Anyways this was meant to be lighthearted joke, plus I have to much free time on my hands..If your offended by this, then you know your a super anal person.
Stavros	Posted - 2003.08.18 23:30:00 - [2] omg u win lol -- "Keep On Flaming Lamers, Like Your Ships Did When We Ended You"
Xelios	Posted - 2003.08.18 23:31:00 - [3] Hell you got my vote =P
Molly	Posted - 2003.08.18 23:33:00 - [4] I vote for you too.
Ezra Vouland	Posted - 2003.08.18 23:35:00 - [5] Ever heard of thr BOFH? look it up on google They call me trash... TrashGUY
Deb Dukar	Posted - 2003.08.18 23:37:00 - [6] muhhahahha u got my vote too ------------------------- got a problem with my typos? then go to ur mom and start crying :P
John Zeppe	Posted - 2003.08.18 23:42:00 - [7] Quote: omg u win lol omg omg omg omg
Drefsab	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:14:00 - [8] Please explain to me why this thead that is obviusly against the forum rule (for profanity if nothing else) isnt locked? "Death Before Dishonor"
Molly	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:18:00 - [9] Wrangler just came in, he is doing a good job so far, we need patiance here :-).
Veteran	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:20:00 - [10] Edited by: Veteran on 19/08/2003 00:20:22 Get a life drefSAD, other than trolling on the boards ofc. O dear, that was trolling wasent...oh who really cares.
Skelator	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:21:00 - [11] ROFLMAO You have My Vote Where do I put it!!! They have us Surrounded again.. the Poor Bastards
Tabius	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:21:00 - [12] Mentioning ingame communications between players and GM's is a violation of the board rules... Please lock this thread
Molly	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:22:00 - [13] Tabius, you are a poor soul. This is EVE fiction.
PornStarr	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:23:00 - [14] Its a joke, don't be Super Anal. I'm sure we are mature enough to handle some minor profanity here and there. I made this post with the intent of lightening things up around here and give a couple laughs.
Skelator	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:23:00 - [15] Quote: Mentioning ingame communications between players and GM's is a violation of the board rules... Please lock this thread Get some Humor in you its a PARODY They have us Surrounded again.. the Poor Bastards
Drefsab	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:24:00 - [16] this is most peoples point, posts like this go unlocked while others dont. If you have rules enforce them unilaterally dont show blatent favortisam. "Death Before Dishonor"
Iminay	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:24:00 - [17] =) my vote for the "caring GM" ____________________________________________________________ Subscription Status: Active Cancellation Pending Expires: 30. September 2003
PornStarr	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:26:00 - [18] LOL, thanks for the support guys thats 6 votes so far
Ana Khouri	Posted - 2003.08.19 00:49:00 - [19] Sure, you got my vote as well. Don't think you (or anyone else, for that matter) can do a worse job than the present one... free speech not allowed here
Photon	Posted - 2003.08.19 01:01:00 - [20] lol what a stupid post -------------------------------------------- My passion is to fly, nothing beats it, nothing can compare to it. Free as a bird. Bird of prey.
Andrew Gunn	Posted - 2003.08.19 01:02:00 - [21] Photon, you're right, you did make a stupid post. -- [Insert witty signature here]
Ganja	Posted - 2003.08.19 01:07:00 - [22] MMMM You got my vote.. but theres a problem. ;) There are 4 Levels of GMs.. GM1/2 - CCP GM3/4 - S&SI (or switch it around.. not sure which way the numbers go) In otherwords, unless you work for them/live in Iceland(hah), your SOL. points at the Polaris application Join Player Support! They even have a division in PS for Petitionee's.. heh.. I passed the test for that =x Any petitions Polaris cannot meet/handle are passed up to someone who can, IE: GM. You get nifty powers on Chaos though? =P
Photon	Posted - 2003.08.19 01:10:00 - [23] Quote: Photon, you're right, you did make a stupid post. you got to try harder -------------------------------------------- My passion is to fly, nothing beats it, nothing can compare to it. Free as a bird. Bird of prey.
Derkan	Posted - 2003.08.19 01:29:00 - [24] If GM's did that Eve would be a safer place in fed space. You have my vote. http://eve-coldfusion.com
Dr Logue	Posted - 2003.08.19 01:52:00 - [25] Edited by: Dr Logue on 19/08/2003 01:52:39 Haha ****star for president \o/ :D
Dr Logue	Posted - 2003.08.19 01:54:00 - [26] Edited by: Dr Logue on 19/08/2003 01:57:05 Where is my picture ;'(
Ana Khouri	Posted - 2003.08.19 02:01:00 - [27] Char is most likely too new - wait a day or so. free speech not allowed here
Pann	Posted - 2003.08.19 02:15:00 - [28] I didn't see any obscenities in it and I didn't see the need for locking or deleting it. ****y, don't quit your day job in hopes of becoming a comedian (or a GM.) Eve Community Manager [email protected] CCP
plur	Posted - 2003.08.19 02:24:00 - [29] wait... a guy called Antichrist gets his named changed. but a guy called ****star is ok, and even gets replies to his threads by game staff. i have seen so many names that are in the offensive category its a joke, "dogsnuts" "eatsh1t" you name it. things are backwards round here. its the 5th dimension or something
PornStarr	Posted - 2003.08.19 02:36:00 - [30] Thanks for the overwhelming support! CRY

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