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VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.30 15:45:00 -
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Have you been war dec'd by The Marmite Collective? We have the solution for you.
Serious Space Holding Alliance is taking contracts (sometimes free) to harass and bleed The Marmite Collective and its member base. Is your POS being attacked, contact any one of us for help.
Our alliance has a firm coalition of mercenaries in place who focus on killing Marmites (aka Termites).
To date we've done over 50 billion isk in damage, over 1/3rd has come from our alliance directly in 5 weeks of war.
We've forced over 100 Marmite members to leave the alliance, destroyed their "Protection Racket Program" and shed light on how utterly fail most of their members are at pvp.
"We kill at will"
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
122
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Posted - 2013.08.30 15:50:00 -
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SWEET!
Finally your own thread, congratulations on standing on your own feet.
Everyone come and see this, this badboy means business! He'll take down Marmites for sure.
If that fails, he knows links to some very sweet youtube vids and is well versed in the arts of MSPaint.
Give him a shot, he won't dissapoint you.
D.
(Product might not be exactly as advertised) |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
372
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Posted - 2013.08.30 16:00:00 -
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This does not look like your guide for a HS Merc thread!!!
Either way, I always support hot and steamy merc on merc action. |
VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance
1225
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Posted - 2013.08.30 16:16:00 -
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Adriel Malakai wrote:This does not look like your guide for a HS Merc thread!!! Either way, I always support hot and steamy merc on merc action.
That was a fun post, glad you enjoyed it.
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
487
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Posted - 2013.08.30 23:49:00 -
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If you want Jita station huggers, look at their kill board 
Nuff said...... I prefer to be at war with you, cuz there are a few merc corps way better then you 
You either love us or we hate you. |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
487
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Posted - 2013.08.30 23:50:00 -
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Adriel Malakai wrote:This does not look like your guide for a HS Merc thread!!! Either way, I always support hot and steamy merc on merc action.
Convo me, I have a nice target / contract for you 
You either love us or we hate you. |
VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance
1226
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Posted - 2013.08.31 05:43:00 -
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Captain's Log - Entry 1
Today we added close to a billion isk on our kill boards from Marmite. Those pesky critters are hard to find, but when you do get a hold of them they squish like spineless rodents.
http://nos0v.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19446230
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
123
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Posted - 2013.08.31 07:33:00 -
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So, yesterday was pretty nice.
We kinda killed some ships (40-odd worth about 15Billion isk) while these super anti-marmites were romping arround Jita and they got one kill. Congratulations on your superduperawesome kill guys, you deserve it.
I mean having your entire alliance chasing arround one guy really impacts marmites superduperhard 
I think I heard them cry on teamspeak yesterday (in between the Vegas jokes )
D.
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Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
401
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Posted - 2013.08.31 13:52:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:If you want Jita station huggers, look at their kill board
Did Bullshito just accuse someone else of being a docking ring humper?...where else would ya hunt termites other than on undocks?
Stainalee wrote:
while these super anti-marmites were romping arround Jita and they got like one billion isk in kills
The termite membership is so half-witted that in two posts they tell ya these guys are station huggers AND were romping around Jita killing all the poor fools that left that undock....
Yeah, hire Vegas if war deced by these failures and turn your frown upside down! |
Immortal Chrono Pimpin
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance
60
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Posted - 2013.08.31 15:26:00 -
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We actually shoot things that shoot back,
Crazy right?
Merc killas |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
165
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Posted - 2013.08.31 15:45:00 -
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+1 for capable non-consensual pvp enablement
Would you like to know more? |
VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance
1229
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Posted - 2013.08.31 16:17:00 -
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Update:
Kypp Durron, known Marmite Space Admin Clerk makes a character in my honor
"Vegas Mom"
[16:15:40] Vegas Mom > VegasMirage what have i told you about you and your internet spaceships!
[16:16:06] kypp durron > ot oh moms about get to your room vegi
this is dedication.
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Vegas Mom
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.08.31 19:57:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Update:
Kypp Durron, known Marmite Space Admin Clerk makes a character in my honor
"Vegas Mom"
[16:15:40] Vegas Mom > VegasMirage what have i told you about you and your internet spaceships!
[16:16:06] kypp durron > ot oh moms about get to your room vegi
this is dedication.
young man as i told you i aint kypp durron person
now do your homework |
VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance
1229
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Posted - 2013.09.02 00:54:00 -
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Captain Log - Entry 2 visit my new blog http://thesumofalltears.blogspot.com/
Being selected to search the far corners of space for The Marmite Collective, The Asswipe Collective, aka Termites, Termite Zombies, The Marmalade Brigade and mostly referred to as "teh Bad" is not an easy job.
Once human themselves, The Marmites were an exploratory mining colony sent through a wormhole to obtain a new and rare ore hypothesized to exist. Equipped with a basic knowledge of combat and an extensive knowledge in mining and farming, they thrived for generations.
TheyGÇÖre called Marmites because of their ability to survive on a genetically modified yeast extraction discovered in the planetary system they finally settled and known today as Uedama.
Unfortunately, it was discovered that prolonged generational use of the Uedama Marmite yeast extract resulted in the erosion of human physical and mental capability leading to an irreversible terminal illness known as GÇ£MarmitismGÇ¥.
The first case of Marmitism is well documented. The mining colony leader Tora GÇ£teh badGÇ¥ Bushido (aka Tora Bullshito and Tora "teh Termite") was found in his rest quarters face down with Uedama Marmite smeared all over his butthole. This smearing Marmite action has become a well known trait of the infected and determined to be one of the symptoms of Marmitism. Also, this is why theyGÇÖre often referred to as The Asswipe Collective.
Upon infection, the mining colony leader had no longer the vital or brain functions to be considered alive or capable of intelligible thought. He had become a Space Zombie Termite reanimated and autonomous yet no longer human. ItGÇÖs only tendency and purpose while reanimated is to smear Marmite on others while spewing the deadly extract in a motion as if to be attempting communication.
Although my crew and our allies have killed more than 30% of the Uedama colony and destroyed in excess of 50 billion isk in assets, the Termite Zombie Horde have begun raiding nearby peaceful New Eden systems thus infecting more humans. The incidence of infection is slowing, but the task is still daunting as itGÇÖs more about time than numbers. We must eradicate these Marmites before they infect even one more human.
I've requested the Security Council send more humans to combat these spewing Zombie yeast extractions.
We begin the process of mass Marmite eradication within 24 hours of this transmission. If you receive this message, please consider joining in fighting the Zombie Space Termite Horde and enjoy the satisfaction of protecting the human race for the coming generations.
GÇ£No Human is Safe until Marmite is DisbandedGÇ¥
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
487
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Posted - 2013.09.02 10:05:00 -
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I think you are probably in EVE's top 3 of butt hurts ...... lol.
You either love us or we hate you. |
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
7044
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Posted - 2013.09.02 10:30:00 -
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Drama In Highsecland?
No. |
VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance
1236
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Posted - 2013.09.02 18:35:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:I think you are probably in EVE's top 3 of butt hurts ...... lol.
You, Danalee and Kypp are the only people I know in Eve who constantly lose assets and fights and call the other guy butthurt... wait Holeysheet1 and Ragenmeister fall into that category also.
We just started another war dec against Marmite... let's see if we can get that 50 billion isk in losses to 100 billion isk.
Copied from their thread:
1 Month Progress Report:
Let's see the effect our "irrelevant" war has had on you in 1 month...
1. Number of Kills reduced to a number you haven''t seen since February 2013 that's 5 months ago
2. Total isk killed down to lowest since March 2013 that's 4 months ago
3. Total isk lost is the 3rd highest in your alliance history
4. Loss of over 120 members during that 4 weeks of war
5. Loss of 5 corps during that 4 weeks of war
6. Loss of protection Racket income 400 mill per week per corp... billions a month lost
We just started another campaign, let's see what the next month brings.
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
130
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Posted - 2013.09.02 22:05:00 -
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Friendly Marmite bump for you and yours, dear.
Living with M++nchausen syndrome can't be very easy for anyone.
Respect.
D.
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Dark 0verlord
9 Inch Club
85
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Posted - 2013.09.03 17:15:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:I think you are probably in EVE's top 3 of butt hurts ...... lol. You, Danalee and Kypp are the only people I know in Eve who constantly lose assets and fights and call the other guy butthurt... wait Holeysheet1 and Ragenmeister fall into that category also. We just started another war dec against Marmite... let's see if we can get that 50 billion isk in losses to 100 billion isk. Copied from their thread: 1 Month Progress Report:Let's see the effect our "irrelevant" war has had on you in 1 month... 1. Number of Kills reduced to a number you haven''t seen since February 2013 that's 5 months ago 2. Total isk killed down to lowest since March 2013 that's 4 months ago 3. Total isk lost is the 3rd highest in your alliance history 4. Loss of over 120 members during that 4 weeks of war 5. Loss of 5 corps during that 4 weeks of war 6. Loss of protection Racket income 400 mill per week per corp... billions a month lost We just started another campaign, let's see what the next month brings.
I enjoyed the butthurt category at the top. I agree with this Kypp is an annoying. Just let him fly around his augoror.
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VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance
1248
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Posted - 2013.09.03 19:56:00 -
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In between being told I'm bad for not knowing how to play eve, threatened that I should sell my character because Marmite will violence my video gaming and other members telling me their rich irl so they're better than me... I just don't know what to do now with myself.
When all I see are killmails, threadnaughts, hate trains and decreasing membership numbers from Marmite... so, this is what losing feels like. I like it.
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
148
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Posted - 2013.09.03 21:30:00 -
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Empty bump.
Oh, that's against the rules is it?
I'll just leave this here than. Check Dotlan if you are an infidel non-believer.
Carry on with your little fantasy crusade m'dear, we are entertained.
D.
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Sol epoch
The Death Stalkers
The Marmite Collective
8
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Posted - 2013.09.04 00:51:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:In between being told I'm bad for not knowing how to play eve, threatened that I should sell my character because Marmite will violence my video gaming and other members telling me their rich irl so they're better than me... I just don't know what to do now with myself. When all I see are killmails, threadnaughts, hate trains and decreasing membership numbers from Marmite... so, this is what losing feels like. I like it.
I supose you are right lol, But then keep going as your rage and tears are priceless.
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Sabriz Adoudel
Oppan Ganknam Style
731
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Posted - 2013.09.04 00:57:00 -
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This thread is almost as full of fail as the termite collective.
VegasMirage, you are on the verge of going full HoleySheet here. You never go full HoleySheet.
Miner euthanization expert. An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. |
VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance
1251
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Posted - 2013.09.04 02:57:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Empty bump. Oh, that's against the rules is it? I'll just leave this here than. Check Dotlan if you are an infidel non-believer. Carry on with your little fantasy crusade m'dear, we are entertained. D.
1-4 man corps don't count Danalee... Just because you take a member from 1 corp and create another corp doesn't mean you're "expanding" as Tora called it in local
the proof is here http://i.imgur.com/JtG3ypa.jpg
no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Striker 503
Banned Society
3
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Posted - 2013.09.04 07:24:00 -
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Marmite have recruited some terrible pilots lately... To the point where they faction fit Purifiers and attempt to solo Sleipnirs...And lets not forget the mass log off when they finally encounter a fleet their size.
Just lol.
km: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=20505793 |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
496
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Posted - 2013.09.04 10:32:00 -
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http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/The_Marmite_Collective/stats/2013-01-01:2013-09-03
I'll just leave this here Proof .... lol..... 
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Serious_Space_Holding_Alliance/stats/2013-01-01:2013-09-03
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Serious_Space_Holding_Alliance/corporations
5 corp with 1-6 players..... Someone on the forums told me they dont count, so just 1 corp.
You either love us or we hate you. |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
159
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Posted - 2013.09.04 11:36:00 -
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You forgot to mention he did his utmost best to cover up Freight club in his screenshots, because that's the corp he's most jealous about
The rest. Dry facts = pure genious. Keep it up, Tora!
Marmites for the win!
D.
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Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
7049
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Posted - 2013.09.04 13:27:00 -
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Seems like marmites are trying their best to prove things in this thread. Kinda desperate :/
Although, I love marmite on toast. |
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
166
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Posted - 2013.09.04 14:00:00 -
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Meh, after the completely new fantasy blog started by Vegas, the hours upon days of photoshopping and pulling stuff out of his arse, the 200+ posts he made about Marmites... Anything we do is 'meh' effortwise, really.
D.
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Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
7053
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Posted - 2013.09.04 14:25:00 -
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All very desperate amagad THE HIGHSEC DRAMA IS TOO INTENSE!
Should try lowsec sometime, I'd have a crack at both of you guys, cos why not! |
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