Kickass
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Posted - 2006.01.08 04:07:00 -
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 Originally by: SirMolle
Edited by: SirMolle on 07/01/2006 19:29:40
The 3rd of december we all decided we needed to get some proper action. And, well, you know our love for the North.
First option was to go fast and furios for a few days, just to enjoy ourselves until RMR was going to hit, we planned for 2 weeks. Somewhere in the middle of 2 weeks, some insane FC decided it would be a blast to actually sieze a outpost.... So the call went out to take it, and so we did. JU-, now infamous, was ours, and still is. As of friday the 6th, around DT, all our POS'es were pulled down, the roadtrip is over.
It seems fitting to us, that this roadtrip ends with a EPIC battle that raged on for about 2+ hours, and involved roughly 150 pilots in the end as well as a total of 5 dreadnoughts.
The total insurance value payouts that we been responsible for, either by killing or dying, is a staggering;
87 073 040 030
Yes, 87 billion.
For all you statistics people out there, we have prepared this for you for the northern regions.
After nearly a month in hostile space, this is it. The Capital Age is coming, and we are off. For all the hostiles that wants a piece of us, you will find us at home, in barges and industrials, and we invite you all to come spank us, hard.
To cut it short;
#### you guys, we're going home.
Try this translation on for size....
I was paid alot of isk by ASCN to rescue them, and since more to sell on ebay is always better I decided to send the B(l)oB up north. We made quick work of the station that didnt shoot back and smacked the forums until G/Iron came home.
Shortly there after G and Iron proceded to to go buck wild on us without KY, and even our wanna be alliance (5) could not do anything but watch as G and Iron rode us hard. I quickly realized that hanging out here any longer would cause the rest of Eve would realize that my B(l)oB is nothing more than any other B(l)oB where noobs point click shoot. So I decided to run home and make all our ASCN like people mine some more and sell some more isk on ebay.
We tried to salvage our rep by posting all sort of impressive stats like engaging a 100 man fleet with only 40. And oddly enough it worked as no one questioned our uberness(is this a word?), cause if they did they would find out we actualy had more like 60 and outnumbered the enemies bs's by nearly 3:1 but we still lost cause the 5 turned out to be bigger noobs than us. Now my spoon is looking a bit tarnished so I am going to go back home and stick it up my A**, untill its ready to be used again.
SirMolle
PS. If you come here to fight us good luck cause most of the stations are NPC and you cant take them even if we do run away which we will. Unless you send in small groups which we will then B(l)oB like no other.
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