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Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.09.06 10:38:00 -
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So the story begins...
Many refer to the beginning as the 'Big Bang' when really it was more an 'expansion' of space time. Nothing really 'exploded into being' from an assumed origin point of everything. It was more like a stretching of space time, from what was then an infinity to what is now an infinity. As billions of years passed by, galaxies began to form as everything started to settle and cool down. Stars formed within these cosmic conglomerations, later followed by the development of planetary systems much similar to our own astronomical neighborhood. One solar system in particular, our system, managed to form a 'tiny blue dot'. On this blue dot emerged the human species, regardless if the universe was ready for us to **** everything up or not.
This blue dot became known as 'Earth' where we hold an undefeated Ms. Universe pageant streak and send out ****** music via radio broadcasts in the hopes of finding someone as intelligent as us. As days passed and humans found that being lazy was a more suitable lifestyle, a company known by 'CCP' was formed to entertain such lackadaisical customs. This was when EVE ONLINE: An Awesome Space Adventure was manifested for all of the world to take part in.
Nerds began to take notice, one organization of these individuals being known as Wildly Inappropriate. As WOW began to reveal itself as the **** game it is, this group of neck-bearded terribles migrated to this new pixelated space simulation. After this exodus a bunch of random history **** regarding the alliance no one cares to hear about happened.
The Merge: WiDot Is Born
Some dudes wanted to go one way, many saw an opportunity in the opposite direction. Goonswarm was in desperate need of highly literate individuals as well as CAOD forum warriors. W.I. had what it took to fight off the slanderous threads and negatively impacting 'anti-goon' propaganda that was being strewn throughout the CCP message boards. We all came together as on whole unit, consisting of the greatest peeveepee players EVE had to offer with a pedigree cultivated from the finest of literary achievers and posting excellence.
As of now WiDot has evolved into a powerhouse, consisting of roughly 600 super-cap able pilots and 1000+ cap able pilots. Of these capsuleers we have a whopping one super cap on lay-a-way and two Rorquals, maybe three, ensuring the continued grasp we maintain in 0.0 space. I think someone has a Thanatos maybe but I'm not sure, it might just be Test Server bound. Over these last couple of years we have honed our abilities to become the greatest skill-qeue changers the game has ever experienced. Furthering advancement in the extremely intricate design behind our scholarly forum postings, we have managed to assemble the finest of strategies regarding the assembling of words and the grammatical strategies behind such crowning achievements. Our labs are busy at work, every day, to ensure standards are constantly met with word engineering and research is constantly ongoing in order to stay ahead of the curve.
On an ending note, I would like to remind every body that this is now a WiDot thread.
TL;DR: WiDOT best DOT |