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AmarrAdmiral
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Posted - 2006.01.08 16:51:00 -
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After losing contact with a planet in the Ezzara system last week I sendt a squad of intelligence officers to investigate the matter. I was soon to discover that Minmatar terrorists had successfully deployed Viral agents in the upper atmosphere resulting in the poisoning of the entire planet. Its estimated that 3.8 billion civilian Amarrians both wimen and children are dead.
The privately owned organization that I represent chose to act and show the savage terrorists that this will not be tolerated. Therefor at noon today a fleet of specially modified Apocalypse class battleships were sendt to the VARD system since thats where we belive the terrorists came from. The ships were equipped with modified tachyon beams lasers known as planet killers. After 4 hours of "decontamination" 4 planets were freed from their Minmatar infection.
The population of the surrounding moons were spared. They have been captured and brought back to Amarr space where they will receive slave education and will learn proper values.
We have estimated the death toll from the planet bombing to be somewhere between 100-150 billion.
Next time Minmatar terrorists will think twice before attacking the holy Empire.
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Aleria Angelis
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Posted - 2006.01.08 17:14:00 -
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Uhmmmmm... dont u think 150 billion people is a tad overkill? I know they killed your wimen and children but if you people carry on like this there wont be anyone on either side to left fight.
Some one has to be the better person here and I thort it would be the Armar in all their self righteusness.
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Eddie Gordo
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Posted - 2006.01.08 17:21:00 -
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Thats funny, I was passing vard today and local authorities were reporting business as usual. Sounds like wishfull thinking on your part.
Now recruiting
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.08 17:23:00 -
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Something is suspicious about this. Battleship-class lasers, modified or not, could not wipe out the population of a planet in an hour. I suspect propaganda.
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2006.01.08 17:24:00 -
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Didn't you hear? The Jovians brought everyone that died back to life with their wondro-matic-life-reviver machine!
Or maybe I just had a really wild dream last night. 
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AmarrAdmiral
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Posted - 2006.01.08 17:34:00 -
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Edited by: AmarrAdmiral on 08/01/2006 17:34:54
 Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Something is suspicious about this. Battleship-class lasers, modified or not, could not wipe out the population of a planet in an hour. I suspect propaganda.
After vaporizing the seas the h20 turned into hot steam effectively cooking anyone on the face of the planet.
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Aleria Angelis
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Posted - 2006.01.08 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: AmarrAdmiral
Edited by: AmarrAdmiral on 08/01/2006 17:34:54
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Something is suspicious about this. Battleship-class lasers, modified or not, could not wipe out the population of a planet in an hour. I suspect propaganda.
After vaporizing the seas the h20 turned into hot steam effectively cooking anyone on the face of the planet.
Aha! well that explains it....
You Armarians realy know how to cover ur tracks dont you. Nothing about this has come into the Scope yet.
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AmarrAdmiral
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Posted - 2006.01.08 17:42:00 -
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Originally by: Aleria Angelis
Aha! well that explains it....
You Armarians realy know how to cover ur tracks dont you. Nothing about this has come into the Scope yet.
There were no damage to buildings.
Besides the planets targeted have serius crime and no one ever goes there. Those savages are better of dead anyhow.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.08 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: AmarrAdmiral
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Something is suspicious about this. Battleship-class lasers, modified or not, could not wipe out the population of a planet in an hour. I suspect propaganda.
After vaporizing the seas the h20 turned into hot steam effectively cooking anyone on the face of the planet.
Now that's utterly ridiculous. You're going to have to do better than that, I passed basic science classes you know.
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Amataras
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Posted - 2006.01.08 17:47:00 -
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Delusions of grandeur.
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Jon Xylur
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Posted - 2006.01.08 18:41:00 -
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As far as I know, the only way to wipe out a planet's population in an hour with battleship-sized weapons is to get a whole lot of them and systematically burn everythign on the plante's surface to crisp, or use focused low range orbital bombing on a single spot untill the crust of the planet melts on that point, but eighter one of them wouldn't leave buildings unharmed. And you'd need several hundreds of ships. I seriously doubt a fleet thta large would have gone totally unnnoticed, nor that the planets would look unharmed.
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AmarrAdmiral
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Posted - 2006.01.08 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Now that's utterly ridiculous. You're going to have to do better than that, I passed basic science classes you know.
Then how do you explain GOd and our divine emperor?
Science-schmience.
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Filan
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Posted - 2006.01.08 19:19:00 -
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Yet in their Ignorance of science they have us at the Graviton Bridge Commission working overtime, the modifications to their lasers were leaking radiation and destablized the stargate network for 20 sectors. Rebooting the gates isnt as easy as turning the lights on.
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AmarrAdmiral
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Posted - 2006.01.08 19:20:00 -
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Lasers are not radioactive silly. Its just focused light.
You're confusing lasers with hybrids.
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Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2006.01.08 19:34:00 -
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150 Billion people on a single planet? Thats quite a lot... 
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Filan
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Posted - 2006.01.08 20:02:00 -
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Originally by: AmarrAdmiral
Lasers are not radioactive silly. Its just focused light.
You're confusing lasers with hybrids.
hmm you are right, and after further investigation of proximity sensor data, it seems what happened was one of the intercepter escorts of your fleet bumped a Boson Sphere Generator and caused a minor leak. these old Amarr gates are so touchy to impacts.
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Tomahawk Bliss
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Posted - 2006.01.08 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Amataras
Delusions of grandeur.
delusions of intelligence
why do people think beucase they write here an event happened that it happened? the cluster doesn't play off scripts, action is required.
oh well maybe I am missing the whole point *shrug*
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.01.08 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Aleria Angelis
Nothing about this has come into the Scope yet.
That's probably for the best, since it'd just be harder to believe him if the Scope were to report on it.
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AmarrAdmiral
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Posted - 2006.01.08 20:54:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
150 Billion people on a single planet? Thats quite a lot...
Ahem by what standards?
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SLIKK
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Posted - 2006.01.08 21:37:00 -
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I have many friends amongst the Minmatar. I have made several urgent enquires within the Vard system to try and learn if my friends there are safe.
Nobody seems to know anything of this "decontamination" actualy happening.
Originally by: AmarrAdmiral
Next time Minmatar terrorists will think twice before attacking the holy Empire.
Also my sources within the Minmatar Terrorist Cells assure me the above statement as far as they are concernered is simply not true
SLIKK
"Remember my Name Amarr you will come to fear it"
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AmarrAdmiral
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Posted - 2006.01.08 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: SLIKK
Also my sources within the Minmatar Terrorist Cells
[Mr Burns]Exellent![/exellent]
This thread has served its purpose
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Gaius Sejanus
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Posted - 2006.01.08 23:52:00 -
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Quote:
Ahem by what standards?
Anyone who enjoys being able lay down when they sleep without having to put their legs across someone else.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.09 12:08:00 -
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Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 09/01/2006 12:09:44
Originally by: AmarrAdmiral
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Now that's utterly ridiculous. You're going to have to do better than that, I passed basic science classes you know.
Then how do you explain GOd
Indoctrination. Religion is the social equivalent of an addictive booster. Originally by: AmarrAdmiral
and our divine emperor?
What emperor?
Originally by: AmarrAdmiral
Lasers are not radioactive silly. Its just focused light.
You're confusing lasers with hybrids.
Hybrids aren't radioactive, silly. They're just electrically accelerated matter.
You're confusing hybrids with Minmatar artillery.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
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Randuin MaraL
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Posted - 2006.01.09 13:03:00 -
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Maral rises an eyebrow ... slightly irritated ...
Originally by: an AmarrAdmiral
The privately owned organization that I represent ...
"Who is this maggot that calls the wrath of Cizin on itself?"
Never be in the company of anyone with whom you would not want to die.
MEDUSA veteran, Khumaak Award winner
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AmarrAdmiral
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Posted - 2006.01.09 13:20:00 -
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Edited by: AmarrAdmiral on 09/01/2006 13:22:04
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
You're confusing lasers with hybrids.
Hybrids aren't radioactive, silly. They're just electrically accelerated matter.
You're confusing hybrids with Minmatar artillery.
No no im not. Silly
http://www.eve-online.com/itemdatabase/shipequipment/ammunitioncharges/hybridcharges/standardcharges/medium/229.asp
n00b!
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AmarrAdmiral
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Posted - 2006.01.09 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Randuin MaraL
"Who is this maggot that calls the wrath of Cizin on itself?"
Whats a Cizin?
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.09 13:39:00 -
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Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 09/01/2006 13:41:49
Originally by: AmarrAdmiral
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: AmarrAdmiral
You're confusing lasers with hybrids.
Hybrids aren't radioactive, silly. They're just electrically accelerated matter.
You're confusing hybrids with Minmatar artillery.
No no im not. Silly
http://www.eve-online.com/itemdatabase/shipequipment/ammunitioncharges/hybridcharges/standardcharges/medium/229.asp
n00b!
That's ammo, not the weapon itself. And who's the n00b who can't make a proper link or use the quote function correctly?
And more importantly, isn't this starting to become rather OOC?
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Paul Atradiese
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Posted - 2006.01.09 13:54:00 -
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Edited by: Paul Atradiese on 09/01/2006 13:58:45
I was on holiday in Vard we thought the Minmatar had created a planetary sauna device and was just telling my friends that it the new vacation spot in the galaxy.
I think you have mistaken the 150 billion dead for the results of the massive party we had,the beer flowed well that day
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2006.01.09 17:10:00 -
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Sarkos struggles not to spit out his tea all over his NeoComm as he reads this.
Cough, Cough
Hehehahahehehahahehehaha!
Oh my, that's one of the best laughs I've ever had. A most enjoyable and purely fictational account of a much needed Amarr victory, by someone with no apparent grasp on reality. PLANET KILLERS! Hahahahahehehe
Firstly any catastrophe of such a grand scale involving either the Ezzara or Vard systems would be splashed across every GalNet terminal across the universe by viable and valid news sources.
Secondly, I have been to VARD and quite frankly 100-150 BILLION people would a SLIGHT overstating of the worlds population. Hehe
Thirdly is your weapons, hehe, if by chance such a weapon did exist which is highly dubious, how is it you have it and not the Amarr Empire as a whole? Do you declare yourself greater than the Empire?
Fourth is that the only time in recorded history a hazzardous airborne agent was ever used was the Blood Raiders against the world of Mabden. It was quickly reported via news agencys and even we Minmatar responded actively with food, water, clothing, medical aid, ect in an effort to help reduce the loss of life. We are not here to destroy the Amarr people, and certainly not to kill our own people held in slavery. We 'terrorists' exist to release our kin still held in slavery and bring them home, where they belong.
Fifth is this, how can we possibly take someone known as AmarrAdmiral seriously? I mean you wont even allow your image to be transmitted. I fear the only one believing your story is YOU, for a story it is, written with an overactive yet unknowing immagination.
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Imaran
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Posted - 2006.01.09 17:18:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
And more importantly, isn't this starting to become rather OOC?
Yes.
Please feel free to browse this transmission from the wonderful Lady Discordia at the Communications Relay Commission.
This discussion is now closed due to breach of Galnet broadcast regulations.
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