AutumnWind1983
Future Corps
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Posted - 2013.09.18 16:08:00 -
[1] - Quote
As derived from the holy texts by High Priest Biterno Sintaph
Day 1
In the beginning Bob created the background nebulae and the grid. The nebulae were formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the warp tunnels, and the Spirit of Bob was microwarp-driving over the surface of the grid. Then Bob said, "Let there be light"; the nebulae lit up with varied colors and brightness and there was light. Bob saw that the light was good; and Bob separated the light from the darkness. Bob called the light day, and the darkness he called night. And there was evening and there was downtime, the first day.
Day 2
Then Bob said, "Let there be celestials in the midst of the grid, and let it separate grid from grid." Bob made the celestials, and separated the grids which were below the celestials from the grids which were above the celestials; and it was so. Bob called the celestials planets. And there was evening and there was downtime, the second day.
Day 3
Then Bob said, "Let the grids below the grids be gathered into one place, and let the planet types appear"; and it was so. Bob called the planet types Barren, Ice, Gas, Lava, Oceanic, Plasma, Storm, and Temperate. And Bob saw that all of these were good, except Gas which were much larger than expected. Bob's wrath landed upon some of the gas planets, and the gases hardened and exploded into pieces. And the resulting beauty he called Shattered planets. And Bob saw that this was good.
Then Bob said, "Let the planets sprout heat maps, and let the planets I have not shattered in my rage bring forth P0s yielding P1s after their kind"; and it was so. All the planets but those Bob had shattered in his rage brought forth raw materials, P0s yielding P1s after their kind; and Bob saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was downtime, the third day.
Day 4
Then Bob said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night, and let them be for signs and for seasons and for days and years; and let them be for anchoring towers in the expanse of the heavens and to give variation amongst the planets"; and it was so. Bob ionized hydrogen and helium atoms creating suns to govern the day, and formed many moons to make full moon coverage expensive; he made the system effects also. Bob placed them in the expanse of the heavens to give light on the planets and to govern the day and the night, and to separate the light from the darkness; and Bob saw that it was good. There was evening and there was downtime, the fourth day.
Day 5
Then Bob said, "Let the grids teem with swarms of cosmic signatures, and let the asteroids and gasses coalesce in the open expanses of the grid." Bob created the great vital core reservoirs and every asteroid that can be mined, with which the grid was swarmed after their kind, and the scanner was filled with their signatures; and Bob saw that it was good. Bob blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the grids in the systems, and let the cosmic signatures overwhelm the scanner." There was evening and there was downtime, the fifth day.
Day 6 and 7
Then Bob said, "Let the grids bring forth anomalies and more profession sites after their kind"; Bob made the combat sites and the radar sites and the magnetometric sites after their kind and filled them with every kind of Sleeper that lies in wait in the site after its kind; and Bob saw that it was good.
Then Bob said, "Let us connect these systems with wormholes in Our own image, according to Our likeness; and let the capsuleers rule over the grids of the celestials and the P0s of the planets and over every kind of Sleeper that lies in wait in the sites." Bob created wormholes in His own image, in the image of Bob He created them; H296 and K162 he created them. Bob blessed them; and Bob said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the systems and subdue the K-space. And let the capsuleers rule over the grids of the celestials and the P0s of the planets and over every kind of Sleeper that lies in wait in the sites." Then Bob sent an Eve-mail to the capsuleers saying, "Behold, I have given you every P0 yielding P1s that is on the surface of all the planets, and it shall be POS fuel for you. And I have given you every cosmic signature in the scanner and every escalation site and every profession site teeming with Sleepers, and they shall be ISK and T3s for you." and it was so. And Bob saw all that He had made, and behold, it was very good.
Thus the celestials and the grids and the cosmic signatures were completed and all their wormholes. By the sixth downtime Bob had completed His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. Then Bob blessed the seventh day and sanctified it, because in it He rested from all His work which Bob had created and made.
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