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Laythun	Posted - 2006.01.12 22:49:00 - [1] Edited by: Laythun on 12/01/2006 22:58:59 Listen up, i have compile a list for u wannabes out there King ** speaks [EDIT] this actually applies to bothe women and men. Rule 1. take Thier** number, dont give them yours. Rule 2. ONLY call them from a private number Rule 3. NEVER let them go back to your place, use a friends MOST IMPORTANT -- Rule 4. get ALIBI'S, make sure your friends know when to lie for you, and wat to say. keep them informed, loose lips lose chicks Rule 5. DONT ** where u eat, ie dont see more than 1 girl in any 4mile radius Rule 6. CUT YOUR HAIR, many men have been busted because of stray blonde hairs in there gelled hair/mustache/beard Rule 7. Get them used to hearing from you at 2am, then they'll understand that its a bootay call Rule 8. DO NOT stop having sex with your current GF, they pick up on that ** Rule 9. Have TWO cell phones if possible justify it to your GF as one for work and one for home...give your GF BOTH numbers but your 'piece of ting' the work one 10. DONT BE A HERO, only sleep with one in any day, they'll notice your tired. Enjoy. any specific questions, post here and i would be happy to help u out Eves first cheating doc See Me! http://195.225.8.195:7090/listen.[/url]
maxsuicide1	Posted - 2006.01.12 22:50:00 - [2] this page gets a bookmark for me.
joefishy	Posted - 2006.01.12 22:52:00 - [3] the wise man has spoken
R31D	Posted - 2006.01.12 22:52:00 - [4] Me too Free bumpage for all
Cartiff	Posted - 2006.01.12 22:53:00 - [5] Cartiff, CEO Euphoria Released "Uggs386 > omfg i like little boys"
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2006.01.12 22:54:00 - [6] I am so shocked. Mouth wide opened ---------------- RecruitMe@NOINT!
MaxPower	Posted - 2006.01.12 22:55:00 - [7] People who cheat deserve to be shot. Seriously. You dont need genitals, your already a ****
Laythun	Posted - 2006.01.12 22:58:00 - [8] Originally by: MaxPower People who cheat deserve to be shot. Seriously. You dont need genitals, your already a **** thanks. my first flame. i appreciate you taking the time to post to insult me. if u dont understand and u dont know me then STFU and dont post. kthnxFKoff See Me! http://195.225.8.195:7090/listen.[/url]
MaxPower	Posted - 2006.01.12 23:00:00 - [9] Ill give u the benefit of the doubt, and assume this topic was a joke.
budman905	Posted - 2006.01.12 23:01:00 - [10] laythun dont smack max, he is my friend and im gunna uber a ur a if u ever ***** say anything to him again, you *** **, cant believe ur such a ** Lots of love -bud =============================================== "Thank you for using the S.A.S Clone jump service, Have a nice day" =============================================== http://www.pwned.nl/

Laythun	Posted - 2006.01.12 23:02:00 - [11] Originally by: MaxPower Ill give u the benefit of the doubt, and assume this topic was a joke. you sir. need to chill the Fk out. See Me! http://195.225.8.195:7090/listen.[/url]
MaxPower	Posted - 2006.01.12 23:05:00 - [12] lol. Tell you what, Bud loves you so you cant be a total numpty. Delete my quote and ill remove myself and it from this thread,
danneh	Posted - 2006.01.13 00:03:00 - [13] But being a hero 4tw.
PeopleDamager	Posted - 2006.01.13 00:52:00 - [14] ^_^
voogru	Posted - 2006.01.13 02:40:00 - [15] Cheater's suck. I'd be happy to get one girl.
Binni Girl	Posted - 2006.01.13 03:19:00 - [16] you can borrow one of mine if you like
Saeris Tal'Urduar	Posted - 2006.01.13 04:09:00 - [17] Originally by: Laythun Edited by: Laythun on 12/01/2006 22:58:59 Listen up, i have compile a list for u wannabes out there King ** speaks [EDIT] this actually applies to bothe women and men. Rule 1. take Thier** number, dont give them yours. Rule 2. ONLY call them from a private number Rule 3. NEVER let them go back to your place, use a friends MOST IMPORTANT -- Rule 4. get ALIBI'S, make sure your friends know when to lie for you, and wat to say. keep them informed, loose lips lose chicks Rule 5. DONT ** where u eat, ie dont see more than 1 girl in any 4mile radius Rule 6. CUT YOUR HAIR, many men have been busted because of stray blonde hairs in there gelled hair/mustache/beard Rule 7. Get them used to hearing from you at 2am, then they'll understand that its a bootay call Rule 8. DO NOT stop having sex with your current GF, they pick up on that ** Rule 9. Have TWO cell phones if possible justify it to your GF as one for work and one for home...give your GF BOTH numbers but your 'piece of ting' the work one 10. DONT BE A HERO, only sleep with one in any day, they'll notice your tired. Enjoy. any specific questions, post here and i would be happy to help u out Eves first cheating doc Did you get this from book, maybe called "How to be a player for dummies" Its so much easier to find a few FTF's.
Weeman	Posted - 2006.01.13 08:37:00 - [18] err...rofl :) i knew i didnt call him lay for nothing Killboard links are not permitted on the forums. - Teblin
Lord Aradon	Posted - 2006.01.13 09:26:00 - [19] all common sense to a player, I personally have had just one sexual partner, im still with her Need a Website? Click here!
Dario Wall	Posted - 2006.01.13 09:29:00 - [20] Reminds me of a situation I'm somewhat stuck in at the moment. Ah well, I won't bore you all with the details...

Hast	Posted - 2006.01.13 13:55:00 - [21] this thread got me 8 girls, three dogs, a sheep and made my ***** gain 5" I love you Laythun Give miners a log off timer
Calistoph	Posted - 2006.01.13 14:00:00 - [22] Originally by: Hast this thread got me 8 girls, three dogs, a sheep and made my ***** gain 5" Hope you remembered to keep them at least 4 miles apart.
Galk	Posted - 2006.01.13 14:07:00 - [23] Originally by: voogru Cheater's suck. I'd be happy to get one girl. No offence, but urm it ain't allways the man that cheats. Only difference when a girl does it is that it gets blown off as 'feelings' mix emotions ect... if a man does it, he's a stinking rat. Crappy sterotyping if you ask me, doesnt reflect modern atitudes or situations one bit:/ ______ 862 buses later, galks back on the road again:)
Rhianna Christian	Posted - 2006.01.13 14:38:00 - [24] Meh, just pay for it. Pro's are much more discrete, and at the end of the day, honest, ie, spend a few quid chatting up a girl and buying her drinks and crap, with no garantees, or take your pick from a menu and get exactly what you want for a price thats fair. Gawd i'm cynical since the divorce... For great justice! "Chuck Norris doesnt need different sized arms to beat up little kids, why should the Raven need different weapons to beat up frigs!?" - 0Virtu0, V I R I I
Capsicum	Posted - 2006.01.13 14:56:00 - [25] This topic is disrespectful and not appropriate for these forums, at all. click


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