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Zarthanon
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Posted - 2006.01.22 09:44:00 -
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Because I'm really tired and find posting on the forums as a way to stop me from sleeping, I thought of this.
Lets all come up with things that are facts about Chuck Norris, but relate to Eve... I know, I'm brilliant, send me isk. Things like:
1. Chuck Norris is actually in fact TomB's NerfBat.
2. Chuck Norris has a bigger NerfBat than TomB.
Yeah... 
 Originally by: ParMizaN
i mayv or may nit abe a bit drunk
Originally by: Buddrow
TO THETR DRUMNBS OF WAR WET GHO
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Dao 2
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Posted - 2006.01.22 09:47:00 -
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5am posts.... ;ppppp
chuck norris god podded and had no clone ;p
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NEWLY ADDED ON 1/19 (though applies to all posts before ;p)
the usual "I don't represent my corp or alliance" and stuffs like that
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.22 09:49:00 -
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chuck norris got attacked by all the jovians. thats why they don't come near the rest of us anymore
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Corp Scammer
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Posted - 2006.01.22 09:56:00 -
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he promotes dodgy fitness equipment on the direct marketing channel
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.01.22 09:59:00 -
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He must be Gallente then.. 
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:04:00 -
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chuck norris actually dared wear the wrangler scratch-n-sniff jockstrap
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CLONE 9
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:05:00 -
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Chuck Norris wtf pwned 3 dreadnoughts in an ibis ... and he only had mining lasers fitted .. that's why CCP had to bring in Titans with uber weapons.
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Krycka
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:09:00 -
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Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8. Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ******* Indian.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:13:00 -
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IBCN ♥
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Zarthanon
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:15:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
He must be Gallente then..
You are SOOOOO dead for that one Wrangler!
Originally by: ParMizaN
i mayv or may nit abe a bit drunk
Originally by: Buddrow
TO THETR DRUMNBS OF WAR WET GHO
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Zarthanon
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:16:00 -
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Originally by: Krycka
Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8. Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ******* Indian.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Aside from these already being fkin funny... they aren't Eve Related... you are the weakest link--goodbye.
Originally by: ParMizaN
i mayv or may nit abe a bit drunk
Originally by: Buddrow
TO THETR DRUMNBS OF WAR WET GHO
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Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:31:00 -
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In the middle of a worm hole, Chuck Norris remembered forgetting to turn off the stove and decided to wrestle his way back through the vortex. This is known as the collapse of the Eve gate.
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Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:32:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/01/2006 10:32:17
The infamous mOo corporation didn't get banned, Chuck roundhoused them all so hard their accounts got cancelled.
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Walker Ranger
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:34:00 -
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Howdy, im Chuck Norris.
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:44:00 -
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An Amarrian once splashed tomato juice on Chuck Norris' face.
Mistaking it for war paint, the survivors ran off and offered a truce to the Minmatar.
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Caldari battle chef
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:53:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a Titan to use a Doomsday weapon,he has his legs.
Quick, bring me a beaker of wine,that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
-Aristophane
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BH Runner
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Posted - 2006.01.22 10:58:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't file Bug Reports, he roundhouse kicks the air on the other side of the world, and we get the point.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks on the other side of the world cause Tranquility Server Lag, this is not a bug.
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Wrayeth
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:08:00 -
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Originally by: Grimwalius d'Antan
In the middle of a worm hole, Chuck Norris remembered forgetting to turn off the stove and decided to wrestle his way back through the vortex. This is known as the collapse of the Eve gate.
Quality.
-Wrayeth
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:20:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use Doomsday Weapons, he is one.
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Caldari battle chef
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Vampire Blade
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:20:00 -
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Chuck Norris does not run missions, he just stares down agents until they give him what he wants.
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Rendill
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Krycka
Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8. Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ******* Indian.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I almost laughed my spine up
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Vampire Blade
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:23:00 -
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Someone once called Chuck Norris a carebear, but instead of delivering a RHK to this guy's solar plexus, he summoned legions of macro-miners and smited the game with lag as a warning to us mortals.
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Wrayeth
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:27:00 -
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A group of high-ranking Amarr came to Chuck Norris and asked him to find and kill the person who created the cure for vitoc.
Chuck Norris immediately dropped trou and urinated into a cup. He then called in a Minmatar slave and forced it down the slave's throat. Immediately afterwards it was revealed that Chuck Norris's urine is, in fact, the cure for vitoc, as the slave, suffering from vitoc withdrawal, was once again miraculously healthy.
Chuck Norris then said,"Never threaten Chuck Norris!" and roundhouse kicked the the Amarr slavemasters and the unfortunate Minmatar slave through the station's observation window and into space.
-Wrayeth
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chillz
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:28:00 -
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Chuck Norris is Samuel L Jackson.
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A gun and a packet of sandwiches.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S Thompson
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Callous Hooper
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:31:00 -
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Who is Chuck Norris?
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Fierce Deity
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:38:00 -
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Edited by: Fierce Deity on 22/01/2006 11:38:28
I would suggest you run befour chuck norris rhk's you into the nearest sun but your probably already dead.
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CLONE 9
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:49:00 -
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When Chuck Norris plays EvE late on a sunday night with over 21k players, the game occasionally slows down to appreciate his awsome strength and power .. this is also known as lag.
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:52:00 -
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Contrary to popular belief, the Jovian disease is not a genetic anomaly causing severe depression as a result of genetic modifications gone wrong. It is a severe depression caused by the realisation that no matter how much you change your DNA you still can't be Chuck Norris.
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Caldari battle chef
I was a geek before it was cool |
Zarks
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:52:00 -
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Top thirty chuck norris facts
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Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.01.22 11:56:00 -
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Originally by: Wrayeth
[...]and roundhouse kicked the the Amarr slavemasters and the unfortunate Minmatar slave[...]
This part made me laugh so hard I might have woken up my room mate.
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