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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2006.01.22 12:03:00 -
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You're kidding yourself if you get 'in' before Chuck Norris. He's already been in, out and done the hokey cokey.
maggot for the win |
Wrayeth
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Posted - 2006.01.22 12:04:00 -
[32]
 Originally by: Grimwalius d'Antan
Originally by: Wrayeth
[...]and roundhouse kicked the the Amarr slavemasters and the unfortunate Minmatar slave[...]
This part made me laugh so hard I might have woken up my room mate.
I wonder if we can get this thread stickied....
-Wrayeth
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.01.22 12:21:00 -
[33]
You might be able to get in before Chuck Norris, but you won't leave standing.
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Caldari battle chef
I was a geek before it was cool |
Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2006.01.22 14:57:00 -
[34]
Chuck Norris perfectly roundhouse kicks your ship, wrecking for... y'know, does it matter? You're dead.
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The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |
Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:13:00 -
[35]
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Proud member of the [23].
The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
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Mr Popov
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:24:00 -
[36]
Chuck Norris's pod is a titan.
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Kharakan
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:26:00 -
[37]
Titans are Chuck Norris in spaceship form.
Originally by: ParMizaN
evry1ghasb a limiy...
...and ijust reached it ahaha...
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Wesley Harding
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:28:00 -
[38]
Chuck Norris does not use jump gates, the universe moves around him so he can be where he wants.
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My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:47:00 -
[39]
Damn, I should have seen this thread before the CN thread in OOP 
Chuck Norris invented Titans. In fact he invented the entire class range of ships. Except the Eris. Samuel L. Jackson invented the Eris.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a thorax. Thoraxes are built like Chuck Norris.
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:51:00 -
[40]
Chuck Norris teamed once with Mr. T.
Atlantis sunk in that very day.
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Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.01.22 16:28:00 -
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Emperor Doriam II once asked Chuck Norris a favour.
You know the rest.
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Caldari battle chef
I was a geek before it was cool |
Spartan239
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Posted - 2006.01.22 17:19:00 -
[42]
Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.01.23 00:47:00 -
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Ok enough about the Chuck Norris ****. It's everywhere and it's RETARDED.
Chuck Norris is overrated. There, I said it.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I'm probably one of the biggest Bush fanboys in Eve...
This is like, Darth Vader, can't-reach-climax-without-killing-a-puppy evil.
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Rumpa Mi
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Posted - 2006.01.23 00:51:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Ok enough about the Chuck Norris ****. It's everywhere and it's RETARDED.
Chuck Norris is overrated. There, I said it.
Chuck Norris heard that.
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Wesley Harding
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Posted - 2006.01.23 00:51:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Ok enough about the Chuck Norris ****. It's everywhere and it's RETARDED.
Chuck Norris is overrated. There, I said it.
You're no fun.
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Tbone
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Posted - 2006.01.23 01:06:00 -
[46]
ask trey, im actually chuck norris.
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Unholy Killboard
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Feta Solamnia
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Posted - 2006.01.23 01:23:00 -
[47]
Fact: the last time chuck norris had a glancing hit from a geddon, he roundhouse kicked TomB all they way to the heatsink stacking nerf
Originally by: Oveur
I have access to all market data. Believe me, we have not reached anything close to deflation yet.
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K Raz
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Posted - 2006.01.23 02:12:00 -
[48]
Chuck Norris does not mine, whenever he enters a belt, the roids will spontaniously refine themselves in fear.
Chuck Norris' pods got two legs and a mustache.
TomB's nerfbat is a 1:2 scale model of Chuck Norris' left leg.
Chuck Norris' ships setups never gets any stacking penalties
No Jovians were ever near the battle of Vai'Koth, Chuck Norris was
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.23 02:46:00 -
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I wish I'd noticed this a while ago, I already created and posted the list here.
Anyway, here it is:
Chuck Norris went back in time to save the Gallente city of Hueromont. He caught the burning piece of Admiral Tovil-Toba's ship in his beard. The entire city then exploded from sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once destroyed a Jovian titan with a single roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris asked for Starsi from Quafe, and got it.
To prove that the Jovian Disease is not a big deal, he genetically engineered himself until he got it. He then rid himself of the disease by flexing for thirty minutes.
Chuck Norris does not train skillpacks. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The things you hear about the Thorax cruiser are true...it's made from a life-sized casting of Chuck Norris's genitalia. Yes, that's right, Chuck Norris's genitalia has weapons hardpoints.
When you PVP against a normal person, your HP readout turns red from the right side to the left, first in shields, then armor, then structure.
When you PVP against Chuck Norris, the very last bar on the left side of the structure readout turns red, and your ship explodes.
He only needs to think about targeting you in order to do this.
Even in a ship that cannot target you, such as a capsule or a shuttle.
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! |
Tityana
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Posted - 2006.01.23 04:02:00 -
[50]
U GUYS ARE MY HEROES! (AS U KNOW!)
I ♥ U!! TITY XXX
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Lochmar Fiendhiem
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Posted - 2006.01.23 04:11:00 -
[51]
The "Jovians" don't actually exist. It is what Chuck norris named his 4 appendages when they work in tandem.
Chuck Norris wasen't born normally. He punched his way out of the utteris. His beard grew shortly thereafter.
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Amaii Templ
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Posted - 2006.01.23 07:09:00 -
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When Minmatar children go to bed, they check their closets for Amarrian slavemasters.
When Amarrian Slavemasters' children go to bed, they check their closets for agents of wrath sent by their God.
When the Amarrian God goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
My Sunday Indy |
Wrayeth
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Posted - 2006.01.23 07:13:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Amaii Templ
When Minmatar children go to bed, they check their closets for Amarrian slavemasters.
When Amarrian Slavemasters' children go to bed, they check their closets for agents of wrath sent by their God.
When the Amarrian God goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  
-Wrayeth
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Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2006.01.23 07:17:00 -
[54]
Tbone really is Chuck Norris...
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.23 08:02:00 -
[55]
I fought Chuck Norris
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Wrayeth
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Posted - 2006.01.23 08:10:00 -
[56]
Edited by: Wrayeth on 23/01/2006 08:13:48
Originally by: HippoKing
I fought Chuck Norris
LMFAO - that's good ****, man.
Unfortunately, the site owner is my buddy and doesn't like it when people post false killmails, so I'm going to have to let him know about this despite the fact that it's ******* hilarious.
EDIT: Of course, he might appreciate the humor and let it stay. Who knows?
-Wrayeth
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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.01.23 08:25:00 -
[57]
/me runs around and yells
... VIN DIESEL > CHUCKIE-CHAN
/me runs off!
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Changed time has. Clueless no more. Can you see that?
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.01.23 08:40:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Wesley Harding
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Ok enough about the Chuck Norris ****. It's everywhere and it's RETARDED.
Chuck Norris is overrated. There, I said it.
You're no fun.
You'll feel the same way after you see the same **** in every nook and cranny of the internet too.
I suppose it's better than unfunny people thinking they're funny by over-using Chappelle show lines...
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I'm probably one of the biggest Bush fanboys in Eve...
This is like, Darth Vader, can't-reach-climax-without-killing-a-puppy evil.
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.01.23 10:04:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Tityana
U GUYS ARE MY HEROES! (AS U KNOW!)
I ♥ U!! TITY XXX
TITY! \o/
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Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.01.23 10:28:00 -
[60]
Originally by: CLONE 9
Chuck Norris wtf pwned 3 dreadnoughts in an ibis ... and he only had mining lasers fitted .. that's why CCP had to bring in Titans with uber weapons.
nah chuch killed titan in ibis
soar angelic now recruting |
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