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DeepScarlet
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Posted - 2006.01.24 09:56:00 -
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Is it just me or do the people on the Jeremey Kyle show barely pass as human beings? 
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jason hill
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Posted - 2006.01.24 10:28:00 -
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jeremy kyle show ??.. is that like trisha 
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Calistoph
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Posted - 2006.01.24 10:32:00 -
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The creatures that appear on this shows are what i like to refer to as "The Dreggs of society" and are more commonly known as "Chavs". These dirty little pikey bastards leech off the government in a system of refusing to help themselves, petty crime, vandalism and constantly running their mouths. They always travel in small groups because on their own they're laughably pathetic.
Therefore it comes to no surprise that they'd be on all these talk shows. Mankind has had a fascination with these creatures for centuries and were often trooped around in little circus acts known as "Freak Shows". Sadly they appear to have escaped their cages and started breeding.
They barely pass as human beings because they aren't. But are more likely to be cleverly disguised parasites. Like evolved algae or athletes foot left untreated. You'll note the broader forehead/brow which combines both eyebrows into a single form known as the monobrow. The extended forehead is used as a perch for cheap Nike, or knock-off brand baseball caps, used to keep the rain off their greasey faces, lest it melt them off. With large quantities of gold jewelry and often either white, or brightly coloured tracksuits they're easily identifiable in a crowd. Unfortunately, they usually are the crowd (don't keep your wallet in your back pocket).
They're unwashed, uncooth and un... well, just un. I have no love for those tracksuit wearing spongers whatsoever.
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jason hill
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Posted - 2006.01.24 10:34:00 -
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you dont like the show then i take it ...i must confess ive not seen it
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Calistoph
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Posted - 2006.01.24 10:49:00 -
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It's a bit like a "Parade your wierd and freakish creations" exhibition. With each exhibit more deformed, and more caveman-esque with every passing second. And yes, it's like Trisha... only the host is more of a condescending ******** than Trisha is. Which, quite frankly, is surprising. I was ill once and was forced to watch a whole show since climbing from bed wouldve made me vomit... that said watching frankensteins creations drooling on the stage made me sick anyway...
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.01.24 11:34:00 -
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I think killroy was better because he was racist and sat on people
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2006.01.24 12:09:00 -
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Trisha is the best
She is so good she has been moved to Channel 5.
UK 'talk shows' are generally a 'parade your shellsuit and gold clown pendant' excuse for whingeing chavs to get on telly before they phone Claims Direct or Ocean Finance to solve all the debts they have accumulated from buying mobile phone accessories and sovereign rings.
maggot for the win |

Weeman
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Posted - 2006.01.24 18:37:00 -
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Jeremy Kyle is a legend, just tells it how it is
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Gothikia
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Posted - 2006.01.25 06:42:00 -
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Originally by: Lardarz B'stard Trisha is the best
She is so good she has been moved to Channel 5.
UK 'talk shows' are generally a 'parade your shellsuit and gold clown pendant' excuse for whingeing chavs to get on telly before they phone Claims Direct or Ocean Finance to solve all the debts they have accumulated from buying mobile phone accessories and sovereign rings.
hahah, so true :)
i watched jerry spinger UK but it was crap. prefer the US JS where all the rednecks are shagging their sisters ect..
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
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Uggster
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Posted - 2006.01.25 11:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lardarz B'stard Trisha is the best
She is so good she has been moved to Channel 5.
UK 'talk shows' are generally a 'parade your shellsuit and gold clown pendant' excuse for whingeing chavs to get on telly before they phone Claims Direct or Ocean Finance to solve all the debts they have accumulated from buying mobile phone accessories and sovereign rings.
LOL, classic. 
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Coconut Joe
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Posted - 2006.01.25 12:09:00 -
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Originally by: DeepScarlet Is it just me or do the people on the Jeremey Kyle show barely pass as human beings? 
Are these the people you talk of? http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/top.php ----
Sneeze and the whole world sneezes with you, fart, and you fart alone. |

Babael Aroich
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Posted - 2006.01.26 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Calistoph The creatures that appear on this shows are what i like to refer to as "The Dreggs of society" and are more commonly known as "Chavs". These dirty little pikey bastards leech off the government in a system of refusing to help themselves, petty crime, vandalism and constantly running their mouths. They always travel in small groups because on their own they're laughably pathetic.
Therefore it comes to no surprise that they'd be on all these talk shows. Mankind has had a fascination with these creatures for centuries and were often trooped around in little circus acts known as "Freak Shows". Sadly they appear to have escaped their cages and started breeding.
They barely pass as human beings because they aren't. But are more likely to be cleverly disguised parasites. Like evolved algae or athletes foot left untreated. You'll note the broader forehead/brow which combines both eyebrows into a single form known as the monobrow. The extended forehead is used as a perch for cheap Nike, or knock-off brand baseball caps, used to keep the rain off their greasey faces, lest it melt them off. With large quantities of gold jewelry and often either white, or brightly coloured tracksuits they're easily identifiable in a crowd. Unfortunately, they usually are the crowd (don't keep your wallet in your back pocket).
They're unwashed, uncooth and un... well, just un. I have no love for those tracksuit wearing spongers whatsoever.
How many chavs do you see from middle class familys? None, it's simply that chavs are below the poverty line unable to teach their children any better than what they know. You really shouldn't feel any hate towards these type of people.
Maybe you should consider that you've been given a decent education, decent parents and money in your pocket. You can look forward to a decent job if you don't already have one and luxuries like playing this game. A girl of 15 i know got ú5 off her dad for her birthday present..
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2006.01.28 01:48:00 -
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Originally by: Babael Aroich
Maybe you should consider that you've been given a decent education, decent parents and money in your pocket. You can look forward to a decent job if you don't already have one and luxuries like playing this game. A girl of 15 i know got ú5 off her dad for her birthday present..
That fiver came out of my wages
maggot for the should have won |

Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.01.28 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Babael Aroich
Originally by: Calistoph The creatures that appear on this shows are what i like to refer to as "The Dreggs of society" and are more commonly known as "Chavs". These dirty little pikey bastards leech off the government in a system of refusing to help themselves, petty crime, vandalism and constantly running their mouths. They always travel in small groups because on their own they're laughably pathetic.
Therefore it comes to no surprise that they'd be on all these talk shows. Mankind has had a fascination with these creatures for centuries and were often trooped around in little circus acts known as "Freak Shows". Sadly they appear to have escaped their cages and started breeding.
They barely pass as human beings because they aren't. But are more likely to be cleverly disguised parasites. Like evolved algae or athletes foot left untreated. You'll note the broader forehead/brow which combines both eyebrows into a single form known as the monobrow. The extended forehead is used as a perch for cheap Nike, or knock-off brand baseball caps, used to keep the rain off their greasey faces, lest it melt them off. With large quantities of gold jewelry and often either white, or brightly coloured tracksuits they're easily identifiable in a crowd. Unfortunately, they usually are the crowd (don't keep your wallet in your back pocket).
They're unwashed, uncooth and un... well, just un. I have no love for those tracksuit wearing spongers whatsoever.
How many chavs do you see from middle class familys? None, it's simply that chavs are below the poverty line unable to teach their children any better than what they know. You really shouldn't feel any hate towards these type of people.
Maybe you should consider that you've been given a decent education, decent parents and money in your pocket. You can look forward to a decent job if you don't already have one and luxuries like playing this game. A girl of 15 i know got ú5 off her dad for her birthday present..
Word. Having said that they are all bastards
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Wendat Huron
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Posted - 2006.01.28 05:04:00 -
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It's comforting for the less well off to see people that probably are so consumed with their hatred of the weak, misery loves company. 
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DeepScarlet
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Posted - 2006.01.28 12:56:00 -
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Originally by: Calistoph The creatures that appear on this shows are what i like to refer to as "The Dreggs of society" and are more commonly known as "Chavs". These dirty little pikey bastards leech off the government in a system of refusing to help themselves, petty crime, vandalism and constantly running their mouths. They always travel in small groups because on their own they're laughably pathetic.
Therefore it comes to no surprise that they'd be on all these talk shows. Mankind has had a fascination with these creatures for centuries and were often trooped around in little circus acts known as "Freak Shows". Sadly they appear to have escaped their cages and started breeding.
They barely pass as human beings because they aren't. But are more likely to be cleverly disguised parasites. Like evolved algae or athletes foot left untreated. You'll note the broader forehead/brow which combines both eyebrows into a single form known as the monobrow. The extended forehead is used as a perch for cheap Nike, or knock-off brand baseball caps, used to keep the rain off their greasey faces, lest it melt them off. With large quantities of gold jewelry and often either white, or brightly coloured tracksuits they're easily identifiable in a crowd. Unfortunately, they usually are the crowd (don't keep your wallet in your back pocket).
They're unwashed, uncooth and un... well, just un. I have no love for those tracksuit wearing spongers whatsoever.
you just made me laugh out loud in my university library 
Totally agreed.
To the people in this thread defending chavs, you wouldn't be saying that if you lived in some places in the uk.
Pity runs dry when you constantly have knives shoved towards you for no good reason but directionless malice.
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DeepScarlet
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Posted - 2006.01.28 12:58:00 -
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Originally by: Babael Aroich
Originally by: Calistoph The creatures that appear on this shows are what i like to refer to as "The Dreggs of society" and are more commonly known as "Chavs". These dirty little pikey bastards leech off the government in a system of refusing to help themselves, petty crime, vandalism and constantly running their mouths. They always travel in small groups because on their own they're laughably pathetic.
Therefore it comes to no surprise that they'd be on all these talk shows. Mankind has had a fascination with these creatures for centuries and were often trooped around in little circus acts known as "Freak Shows". Sadly they appear to have escaped their cages and started breeding.
They barely pass as human beings because they aren't. But are more likely to be cleverly disguised parasites. Like evolved algae or athletes foot left untreated. You'll note the broader forehead/brow which combines both eyebrows into a single form known as the monobrow. The extended forehead is used as a perch for cheap Nike, or knock-off brand baseball caps, used to keep the rain off their greasey faces, lest it melt them off. With large quantities of gold jewelry and often either white, or brightly coloured tracksuits they're easily identifiable in a crowd. Unfortunately, they usually are the crowd (don't keep your wallet in your back pocket).
They're unwashed, uncooth and un... well, just un. I have no love for those tracksuit wearing spongers whatsoever.
How many chavs do you see from middle class familys? None, it's simply that chavs are below the poverty line unable to teach their children any better than what they know. You really shouldn't feel any hate towards these type of people.
Maybe you should consider that you've been given a decent education, decent parents and money in your pocket. You can look forward to a decent job if you don't already have one and luxuries like playing this game. A girl of 15 i know got ú5 off her dad for her birthday present..
Chavs he's refering to arn't just poor people who wear tracksuits, thats a different story altogether.
A real chav wears a sovereign ring because it helps him punch fings betta, get it?
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Jacques Archambault

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Posted - 2006.01.28 13:29:00 -
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Thread cleaned. Please do not let this turn into a racist/stereotype discussion, or about politics.
Jacques'
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.01.28 15:53:00 -
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aww he nerfed killroy
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Uggster
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Posted - 2006.01.29 01:21:00 -
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And chavs

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Sharra Eidolan
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Posted - 2006.01.29 12:19:00 -
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Z0mg, cleanz0red.
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