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ZheoTheThird
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Posted - 2013.10.20 02:01:00 -
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Veskrashen wrote:Markus Auralias wrote:Mabego Tetrimon wrote:i already feel pity for the average Test Member, so much i let a pod go yesterday night i had already scrammed.... Now you are just instilling poor practices among the ranks. How can we expect line members to learn if they face soft hearted pirates who cannot seal the deal? Our whole Pavlovian training regimen will be brought down around our ears from acts of misguided kindness such as this! JUSTK is considering a "don't goo the TESTies" policy, mainly because we love the idea of making them fly their pods 20+ jumps back to their staging systems.
One of the first lessons a TEST newbro learns is how to properly self destruct in order to avoid such situations. Oh, and self destruct games on the titan.
Honestly though, step up your game, galmil. You're losing way too many systems to us terrible, terrible TESTies. So many, in fact, that we're advancing towards T2. We must've done something wrong... Oh, and your spam? Even the freaking Russians in Aridia had better local spam. And that was cyrrilik. |

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Posted - 2013.10.20 02:31:00 -
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Crosi Wesdo wrote:ZheoTheThird wrote:Veskrashen wrote:Markus Auralias wrote:Mabego Tetrimon wrote:i already feel pity for the average Test Member, so much i let a pod go yesterday night i had already scrammed.... Now you are just instilling poor practices among the ranks. How can we expect line members to learn if they face soft hearted pirates who cannot seal the deal? Our whole Pavlovian training regimen will be brought down around our ears from acts of misguided kindness such as this! JUSTK is considering a "don't goo the TESTies" policy, mainly because we love the idea of making them fly their pods 20+ jumps back to their staging systems. One of the first lessons a TEST newbro learns is how to properly self destruct in order to avoid such situations. Oh, and self destruct games on the titan. Honestly though, step up your game, galmil. You're losing way too many systems to us terrible, terrible TESTies. So many, in fact, that we're advancing towards T2. We must've done something wrong... Oh, and your spam? Even the freaking Russians in Aridia had better local spam. And that was cyrrilik. You seem a little upset? Also, please do hurry with all the structure grinding and other PvE. Im growing impatient waiting for my stacks of faction items and ships to start increasing in value!
Nenna by christmas
Seriously though, you guys can't spam local. I feel like that's the reason you're losing
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ZheoTheThird
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Posted - 2013.10.20 12:41:00 -
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Seraph Castillon wrote:There is a difference between not being familiar with low sec mechanics and being borderline mentally ********. -When you warp in to their plex they very often just lay down and die. -They manage to lose their ships to fits that they should hard-counter. -They drift around in or outside of plexes for no apparent reason and when you burn for them they seem so surprised that they, again, just lay down and die. -When in gangs they have a tendency to feed you their ships one by one rather than warp in as a group and actually fight. -They seem at all times totally disorganized. I've seen people in my corp warp into whole gangs of them and come out alive with like 7-10 kills. -They seem to have no way of distributing intel. You can camp gates that are vital to them for hours, be uncontested and continue to getting kills the entire time. These and other things will get you killed in nullsec as well. They show that these pilots know very little about the game in general and have no PvP reflexes to speak of. I understand some of these guys are new to EVE and in that case a lot of these things can be forgiven and simply attributed to the fact that you don't learn EVE PvP over night. But there are loads that should know better.
You see, there are a couple of problems we're facing right now that Marc has sort of explained already.
What are these PvP reflexes you're speaking of? Our pilots are used to flying big, slow battleships and battlecruisers. The only responsibility they have had in fleets so far is listening to the FC, locking up the primary and pressing F1. We are facing people who've done small gang pvp for years, know their fits and their systems in and out and who operate in highly efficient small fleets. We've become slightly better during curse, but apparently not good enough for the leetest of the leet pvpers of eve.
Disorganization? Knowing little about the game? Missing PvP reflexes? That's the things we're famous for.
We have an intel channel. We've been here for less than a week and all these weird system names still make my head spin - give our members time to learn the region map.
In general, give us time. We have lots of confused newbros who are sitting in their t1 fit slasher in a novice plex when suddenly a 5 year old player comes in and decides to volley them off with his navy slicer, we are trying to clean out the constellation and pick a staging system. We will push, we will get better at the game, whether we or you want it or not, and we will push the frogs out of Nenna. But don't expect us to do that within the first week.
About ladistier, since it's only being defended for roleplaying reasons I don't see us making a move there. Oh, and shoutout to calmil, you guys are generally really cool dudes. (TEST is recruiting)
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ZheoTheThird
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Posted - 2013.10.21 12:11:00 -
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Garan Nardieu wrote:So many words, when things are simple.
FW is still a broken mechanic and as such makes some things constant, ergo:
- Squids will reach tier 3/4, with test tier 5 is not unlikely. Its the way pendulum swings atm and its the natural course of things with current mechanics. Funny thing is - Test will take credit for this success even tho they will have nothing or very little to do with it in reality.
- Test will go through pretty much the same process all the other nullsec entities joining fw did - further bleeding of members, red killboards. Once they realize how bad they are at solo/small gang, they will do the only thing they know - blob all the time and bore us to death with their idiotic local spam. Some of their members will become really good soloers/small gang fighters and will leave for greener pastures. I doubt Test will brake up due to losses since as all the non dreddit corps that really care about 'success' (however you define it) are likely already out of test anyway.
- Consequently your average test member won't earn as much as he was promised initially nor will he learn about small scale pvp as much as he could if he was to join 'normal' fw corps, hence test won't fully succeed on any of their stated goals. Naturally, they will never admit this.
- They will make at least one headline on TMC with a corp theft of fw stuff and/or hauler derp/gank.
- Pendulum will continue to swing until CCP decides to take another look at fw, so for quite a while.
Thanks for the laugh. Let's analyze your post.
Caldari was stuck on T1 for a while, TEST joins, calmil gains 10% in a week. Totally unrelated though, that's just "the pendulum".
Mate, our killboard is always red. And we know that we're bad at small gang stuff. We have blobbed since our beginnings. We're not bleeding, we are in fact in the process of welcoming a certain calmil corps to DAWWW, our recruitment alliance. Seriously, you don't know anything about TEST.
We didn't promise anything. Our members know how much they can make, but it's up to them to do plexes and farm LP.
We make headlines on TMC about once a week, seems like you're not paying attention.
The pendulum again. What are you even talking about? Space magic?
To summarize, apart from hearing the "TEST is bad wololo" over and over again you actually don't know anything about us and our culture. Stop trying to compare us to your standard tryhard elite peeveepee corps, we are more like an autistic zombie hobo crashing other people's parties. Bad at this game, completely okay with welping and in for the fun.
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Posted - 2013.10.21 13:41:00 -
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Garan Nardieu wrote:Frecking forums ate my post. Anyway, my points were: - I care about your 'culture' as much as you care about mine, basically - I don't give a damn. Whatever helps you cope with your losses is fine by me. Keep in mind though - there's a difference at stating "we're bad" but actually being quite successful (e.g. Goons) and just plain being bad. - You're using FW to draw some new blood. Good. Doesn't change what I said. - Test's influence on sov mechanics is limited and will continue to be such. Sov is mainly dictated by farming alts, what you guys did help with is busting iHubs. Had you joined FW at the time when Minnie war zone was highly in Minnie hands, you wouldn't make any significant gains. From that perspective, your timing was perfect. - Pendulum is a metaphor for FW mechanics atm. If you want to know what's wrong with them (I'm sure you don't) search the forums for explanations.
Trying harder than -A- in their best times. Such leet. Wow.
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Posted - 2013.10.21 14:02:00 -
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Okay, let me clarify, I feel like my peasantly way to speak isn't quite easy enough to understand for the kings of pvp.
You didn't say anything of relevance. You stated that TEST is bad, that the sudden calmil success is due to FW mechanics and completely unrelated to TEST and that we're totally not going to stand a chance and inevitably die. I've heard that in variations from pretty much everyone we've ever fought.
You see, we don't work that way. We're learning, adapting, testing the waters. We are going to grind out systems, stage in Nenna, take your doctrines and use them against you with fleets three times the size of yours. Feel free to pour yourself a glass of the finest whisky, sit down in your armchair and laugh about the filthy testie-peasants with their ASCII and ****** memes, we don't care, it's a game, and we're going to beat you.
Also, our KB is totally an accurate representation of our success at taking over systems |

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Posted - 2013.10.21 18:18:00 -
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Our goal isn't to beat galmil, get to 100% or prove the rest of eve that we have massive menparts, it's to make ISK and get better at eve.
I don't care about your space honor, your killboard, about your blingfits, your boosting alts and your superior strategy, I'll just plex in my triple stabbed merlin and bash IHUBs. If you want to have some kind of a glorious narrative in which you'll come back from the dead after the zombie hordes of TEST took over your ancestor's homelands - sure, go for it. But you're just as ridiculous as that guy defending ladistier because that's where the gallente president lives or something.
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Posted - 2013.10.21 21:24:00 -
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Andre Vauban wrote:Radelix Cisko wrote:Veskrashen wrote:Markus Auralias wrote:Mabego Tetrimon wrote:i already feel pity for the average Test Member, so much i let a pod go yesterday night i had already scrammed.... Now you are just instilling poor practices among the ranks. How can we expect line members to learn if they face soft hearted pirates who cannot seal the deal? Our whole Pavlovian training regimen will be brought down around our ears from acts of misguided kindness such as this! JUSTK is considering a "don't goo the TESTies" policy, mainly because we love the idea of making them fly their pods 20+ jumps back to their staging systems. that is why pods come with Self Destruct. Ouch, that gets expensive to pod yourself when in most cases in FW your pod costs more than the ship+T2 fittings even with 50% reduction and without implants.
You missed the part where TEST as a nullsec alliance is used to a) losing pods and b) podjumping across the galaxy. we don't have expensive pods.. |

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Posted - 2013.10.21 21:47:00 -
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Pinky Feldman wrote:TEST will fail at having any meaningful impact on the warzone and will just add their names to a long list of failed groups trying their hand at FW like Fweddit and nullsec groups like B2K that have all gotten dunked by the self-proclaimed best small gang pvpers of FW.
I predict it will only be a few months before TEST is back in nullsec and the Gallente will be able to claim victory.
The reddit coalition, make it happen
We only need BNI to agree |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 15:06:00 -
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Ninlarra wrote:I've been trying to read this whole thread but people are posting faster than I care to read so I'm just going to make my comment. When Nulli Secunda joined the Amarr side of FW last year, they said they would dominate, and would get T5 in 2 weeks, and minmatar militia would hide in our holes while they did it.
The reality of it was, 3 out of every 4 nulli ship that undocked was destroyed, it took them FIVE weeks instead of two to reach T4, not T5 they never got close, but T4, and they left with their anus widened and there foot in their mouth. I predict the same will happen on the Gal front with TEST. If you galmil people need help me know =p
You seem to be missing the point
We are not in this to get to T5 and curbstomp people. We are in this for fun and ISK. Yes. Not the dominance, the manliness or the fights. FUN and ISK.
I can't believe how tryhard some of you duders are |
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ZheoTheThird
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Posted - 2013.10.22 16:52:00 -
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Holy cow. Not only tryhard, but toxic and bitter as well. What is this, kugu?
Veskrashen wrote: People who talk about "Nenna by Christmas", how many systems they've flipped, and how far CalMil Tier control has advanced since TEST joined aren't the kind of folks only in it for fun and ISK. People in TEST talking about how you're biding your time, studying our fleet comps, preparing to move to better staging systems... not only in it for isk and fun.
You're a great forum troll, I'll give you that. But if you think we buy the "fun and ISK" spiel you're wrong. Unless you're spouting it now to cover TEST's inevitable failure as "didn't want that warzone control and Tier 4/5 anyway."
While we really are in it for the fun and the money, it doesn't hurt to have actual strategies, does it?
Ninlarra wrote:
This is the biggest load of bullshit I have read in this ****** thread so far. In one breath you dont care about killboards or kills or lulz you are hear to make isk and blah blah blah. In the post above you are not in it for the isk your in it for the FUN YAY!! So what is it? What you are here for changes with whatever the last poster commented.
Eh, if I reread my posts it should be quite clear that we don't care about the KB, and I never said otherwise. LP isn't made through KB efficiency, and we actually have fun welping while posting ASCII Hodors and having our FC sing on mumble. Yes, we are immature like that.
George Gouillot wrote: I assume ZheoTheFirst and ZheoTheSecond have biomassed after your alliances fail campaigns of the past. Looking forward to welcoming ZheoTheFourth soon ...
Wow, I really haven't heard that joke before, so original! Anyways, you're completely right. ZheoTheFirst and TheSecond were incredible pubbies and I'm following that tradition. Third time's the charm.
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Posted - 2013.10.22 17:13:00 -
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Markus Auralias wrote:Are people posting seriously in this thread? That just isn't kosher. Also, can someone rate my Leet FW PVP fit? I've been running it for a night now, and it tends to do well but I think it can be improved. http://i.imgur.com/8oNXL9M.png
10/10 |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 17:37:00 -
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Ciaphas Cyne wrote:there is a saying in cycle racing:
"let your legs do the talking"
it means that if you wish to make a statement, you should do it with actions, not words. sound advice for both sides here.
The day TEST starts taking advice from outsiders is the day the universe dies the heat death - just to let you know. This has both helped us and ended badly for us in the past, but I don't see us changing anytime soon. |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 18:37:00 -
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Posting for likes.
edit: we are so going to get banned |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 18:39:00 -
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I upvoted Hijeri, sneaking in here, such stealth! |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 18:48:00 -
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AgentHawk wrote:Part 7
Zero-Point
GÇ£Thus that which is the most awful of evils, death, is nothing to us, since when we exist there is no death, and when there is death we do not exist.GÇ¥
Epicurus
No person should fear death. Fearing death is a logical fallacy.
ItGÇÖs like a mathematician fearing that a particular formula could erase all of the numbers. This is impossible since the numbers would always remain present; a particular formula might equal zero, but the numbers that created it would still be present, ready to repeat the formula once again.
Pi in the Sky
GÇ£I am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet I do not accept finity.GÇ¥
Simone de Beauvoir
To illustrate my point I ask you to look briefly at the number Pi. Pi is an infinite stream of chaotically generated numbers. It has been suggested that within these numbers would be the atomic positions of every atom in your body. Every thought youGÇÖve ever had is contained, somewhere, within Pi. Indeed, so is every possible experience you might have.
You might say GÇ£So what? ItGÇÖs just numbers; itGÇÖs just math. ItGÇÖs not real experience.GÇ¥ Yet, your brain right now is just atomic particles moving from one position to another. Your conciousness can be reduced to pure math.
If the universe is infinite, we are destined to live out every possible experience through the infinite possibilities of time and space. We can never die. The atoms that form us may change, but they have shifted constantly throughout your life without destroying your consciousness.
The Mind as a Meme
GÇ£You can kill a man but you canGÇÖt kill an idea.GÇ¥
Medgar Evers
One question that arises when we consider the constant changes that occur within the physical structure of the brain is how our consciousness can remain so consistent, despite the constant shifting of the physical foundations. My answer is that the mind is a highly complex and multi-layered meme.
A meme is the conceptual equivalent of a gene. It is a concept that can be shared between conscious minds without losing its fundamental integrity; like complex religious beliefs, or the simple custom of shaking hands.
Memes tend to compete with each other for survival and are subject to the same laws of evolution as other forms of life. Memes have been shown to develop self-defensive adaptations with varying levels of internal intelligence. In fact, I assert that since memes are complex intelligent systems they are as valid a form of life as our own protein-based genes or the humans which they construct.
In The God Delusion Richard Dawkins describes how memetic concepts often survive the passage of time and the transition from person to person without losing their integrity. They achieve this by utilizing a kind of conceptual compression; a step-by-step mapping of their structure that eliminates less important details in favor of the core concepts.
The example that Dawkins gives is that when a carpenter teaches the technique for building a chair he describes a single step as GÇ£nail this hereGÇ¥, not GÇ£swing the hammer at thirty degrees and hammer five times.GÇ¥ These details are not important in achieving the goal; a goal which can be achieved despite many small changes whilst still producing an accurate recreation of a chair.
Our minds are the same in that they are memes kept alive by neurons that transfer their information from one generation to the next without losing fidelity. Even though the cellular and atomic structures of our brains are constantly changing, our meme-mind stays intact. Small details may change as the cells die and are replaced but the core integrity survives.
Your mind is a substrate-independent system. It is a consistent meme on an ever-changing ocean of cells and neurons.
An analogy would be if you recorded a time-lapse video of a tattoo on a personGÇÖs arm; it would seem to hover unchanged under the skin despite the skin cells that surround it dying and being replaced over time. Similarly, an image moving across a digital screen remains consistent despite being illuminated by different pixels as it moves.
Your mind was never intrinsically linked to a particular set of atoms or a particular location in space. Because it is a meme it can be recreated at a later date, out of different materials and in a different location.
I am enlightened
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ZheoTheThird
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Posted - 2013.10.22 18:49:00 -
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TownSaver wrote:Hello! I'm Jake, from State Farm
What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm? |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 18:59:00 -
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I like tacos. |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 19:09:00 -
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Hrett wrote:TEST's best and biggest FW pvp victory? This thread.
gf guys. You won this one.
Truth be told, we got blueballed. You didn't even fight back. |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 19:10:00 -
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TownSaver wrote:JESUS "wearing"
uh, Khakis |
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Posted - 2013.10.22 19:21:00 -
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CALLOUT: CALMIL. You're a bunch of awesome helpful duders, joining fleets and all. |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 20:02:00 -
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For any gallente who has seen the light, contact our HR dudes DurrHurrDurr and kermity per evemail. Much love. |

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Posted - 2013.10.22 20:27:00 -
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JAF Anders wrote:12. Spamming is prohibited.
Spam is defined as the repetitive posting of the same topic or nonsensical post that has no substance and is often designed to annoy other forum users. This can include the words GÇ£firstGÇ¥, GÇ£go back to (insert other game name)GÇ¥ and other such posts that contribute no value to forum discussion. Spamming also includes the posting of ASCII art within a forum post.
Thankfully this thread is about TEST joining CALDARI fw. Our posts thank the CALDARI, from TEST. We are about as on topic as it gets. That dino is sort of a trademark of ours, and seeing as goons didn't get banned for burn jita, I doubt that CCP is going to drop the hammer on a couple of TESTies posting in an irrelevant thread about TEST.
Now please, have some fun. Your seriousness is irritating.
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