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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1427
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:04:00 -
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Let this serve as a single thread where everyone can provide the customary announcement in the forums that they are quitting Eve. I have searched around in the forums and cannot find a place dedicated to this very popular topic, so I am making this thread to do my part in helping to reduce duplicate threads going forward.
Guidelines:
1. Please announce why you are quitting. Be sure to go into great detail, blaming everyone and everything that you can think of. Before posting, please write notes to yourself throughout the week prior so that you can include the whole laundry list as concise as possible.
2. Plan to stick around for a week or so to provide answers to the community questions that will naturally arise.
3. It is customary to contract all of your assets to the first person who asks for your stuff.
4. Please read the general forum rules before posting. You never know, you might want to come back.
5. If you have come to this thread in error and instead want to say why you love Eve and CCP, here is the thread you are looking for. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

Jasmine Assasin
State War Academy Caldari State
42
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:08:00 -
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First!
And no I'm not quitting, hope they sticky this. |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
3829
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:10:00 -
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Poasting in a "Hotel California" thread.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
3510
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:10:00 -
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As the fourth poster, make sure I has all the stuff before you go. |

Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2594
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:10:00 -
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Future dibs for can I have your stuffz The Drake is a Lie |

Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
686
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:27:00 -
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If I can make a few suggestions: requests for stuff can only be made after the announced departure, and requests written in lolcat speak should be considered invalid, not to mention stupid.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
6222
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:35:00 -
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Just remember that Unsuccessful at Everything has perma-dibs on your stuff.
Anyone else who claims to have dibs is not an official stuff repository, nor do they offer stuff storage in our state of the art climate controlled hangars.
In addition to our great services in regards to your stuff, we also are a certified third party for large ISK transactions, and offer ISK holding services during our scam investigations using our proprietary methods
. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1435
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:39:00 -
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Johnny Marzetti wrote:If I can make a few suggestions: requests for stuff can only be made after the announced departure, and requests written in lolcat speak should be considered invalid, not to mention stupid.
I had thought that part was clear, but in re-reading the original post, I can see your point. I am updating now. Thanks for your constructive post. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

Alduin666 Shikkoken
Time and all Eternity HumAnnoyeD
71
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:39:00 -
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Posting to get in the future 'can I have your stuff' line. Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! |

Betty Bly
State War Academy Caldari State
100
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:41:00 -
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Johnny Marzetti wrote:If I can make a few suggestions: requests for stuff can only be made after the announced departure, and requests written in lolcat speak should be considered invalid, not to mention stupid.
Respectfully, I am inclined to inquire about your stuff with interest on my behalf before your ever so soon departure.
That work? |

Zimmy Zeta
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
33932
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:45:00 -
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Why are you doing this?
About the most fun we have at OoPE is tearing those threads into little pieces once the ISD throw them into our cesspit.
This keeps our teeth strong and our babies fed.
Please don't do this to us, Erotica.
 Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |

SKINE DMZ
Stay Frosty.
229
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:45:00 -
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You should be part of ISD(or a GM).
/signed I disagree |

Rhatar Khurin
United Earth Directorate
186
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:47:00 -
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Reserved for over-used violencing boat game meme |

Nick Kumamoto
State Protectorate Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:50:00 -
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Oh, came to thread thinking Erotica 1 was quitting.
Left disappointed, but would be overjoyed if that degenerate misfit would leave. Most of what I write in terms of posts and/or comments is meant as "tongue-in-cheek", i.e. part irony, part sarcasm but meant in good fun.
On a more serious note. I want to marry CCP karkur. Is there a EVE dating service I can call? |

Alduin666 Shikkoken
Time and all Eternity HumAnnoyeD
72
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:51:00 -
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Nick Kumamoto wrote:Oh, came to thread thinking Erotica 1 was quitting.
Left disappointed, but would be overjoyed if that degenerate misfit would leave.
Can I have your stuff? Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! |

Zimmy Zeta
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
33935
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:51:00 -
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Nick Kumamoto wrote:Oh, came to thread thinking Erotica 1 was quitting.
Left disappointed, but would be overjoyed if that degenerate misfit would leave.
How rude of you.
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1437
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:51:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:Why are you doing this? About the most fun we have at OoPE is tearing those threads into little pieces once the ISD throw them into our cesspit. This keeps our teeth strong and our babies fed. Please don't do this to us, Erotica. 
I agree that is fun. But now ISD can have a single thread bookmarked. I am sure they will regularly clean it up. They are awesome.
SKINE DMZ wrote:You should be part of ISD(or a GM).
/signed
I do not disagree with you. But we can discuss that topic on another thread so that we do not get off topic. All I will say on the matter is that since the precedent has already been set, I would want to retain my in-game name. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

Captain Tardbar
Sons of Sam
539
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:24:00 -
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Hrm... I am thinking about quitting but I plexed all my accounts til January 1st. Now I am stuck playing this goddamned game. "Entitlement" is a euphemism for "I hate the way you play and it makes me cry like a baby". If you fantasize about being immoral it means you enjoy being immoral deep down. |

Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
793
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:31:00 -
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Captain Tardbar wrote:Hrm... I am thinking about quitting but I plexed all my accounts til January 1st. Now I am stuck playing this goddamned game.
Your Karrot0rz i can Haz?? Signature |

Turelus
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve The Fourth District
558
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:44:00 -
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Can we have a list in the OP of people who would like stuff should you quit? so I don't need to post asking for it?  Lieutenant Turelus
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
The Fourth District |

KnowUsByTheDead
Volition.
299
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:48:00 -
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Well since everyone is pre-staking their claim to "Can I haz your stuffz!!!"....may as well throw my hat in the ring. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle Tactical Narcotics Team
1307
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:48:00 -
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If you're going to quit EVE, do it in a proper fashion!
- Sell ALL your in game stuffs... - Sell ALL your characters... - Put ALL your ISK into a day 1 character... - RMT all the ISK... - Post on GD that you did this...
/thread Support my (possibly dumb) Ideas!! Worm Rebalance!!! |

beancounter Jaynara
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
40
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:51:00 -
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I will do my best to make as many people quit as I can today. This thread is great. Keep up the good work. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1444
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:53:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:If you're going to quit EVE, do it in a proper fashion!
- Sell ALL your in game stuffs... - Sell ALL your characters... - Put ALL your ISK into a day 1 character... - RMT all the ISK... - Post on GD that you did this...
/thread
Please do not suggest in the forums that people do bad things against the rules. Let's stay on-topic please as well. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

KnowUsByTheDead
Volition.
299
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:55:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:If you're going to quit EVE, do it in a proper fashion!
- Sell ALL your in game stuffs... - Sell ALL your characters... - Put ALL your ISK into a day 1 character... - RMT all the ISK... - Post on GD that you did this...
/thread Please do not suggest in the forums that people do bad things against the rules. Let's stay on-topic please as well.
I agree. Wealth must be redistributed in the proper EVE-ragequit fashion. The market is for players, not tear-fountains who are leaving. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle Tactical Narcotics Team
1307
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:57:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:If you're going to quit EVE, do it in a proper fashion!
- Sell ALL your in game stuffs... - Sell ALL your characters... - Put ALL your ISK into a day 1 character... - RMT all the ISK... - Post on GD that you did this...
/thread Please do not suggest in the forums that people do bad things against the rules. Let's stay on-topic please as well. If your going to do something, do it right or don't do it at all. If someone is going to quit and never come back. Why not go all out balls to the wall? Support my (possibly dumb) Ideas!! Worm Rebalance!!! |

Merovee
Gorthaur Legion Of Mordor
123
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:55:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:...
3. It is customary to contract all of your assets to the first person who asks for your stuff after you have made your announcement.
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It would be better if it read
3. It is customary to contract all of your assets to the first person who IN Quote asks for your stuff after you have made your announcement.
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Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
1791
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Posted - 2013.10.11 21:05:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:If you're going to quit EVE, do it in a proper fashion!
- Sell ALL your in game stuffs... - Sell ALL your characters... - Put ALL your ISK into a day 1 character... - Use Erotica 1 to double your isk... - Enjoy your new, space rich life... /thread
FTFY Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruiting pilots for lowsec solo & small gang operations. Visit our website at www.rifterlings.com or join our in game channel weflyrifters to speak to a recruiter. |

Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle Tactical Narcotics Team
1309
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Posted - 2013.10.11 21:17:00 -
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Domanique Altares wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:If you're going to quit EVE, do it in a proper fashion!
- Sell ALL your in game stuffs... - Sell ALL your characters... - Put ALL your ISK into a day 1 character... - Use Erotica 1 to double your isk... - Enjoy your new, space rich life... /thread FTFY Equally applicable... Support my (possibly dumb) Ideas!! Worm Rebalance!!! |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
1766
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Posted - 2013.10.11 21:25:00 -
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What if I just have a lot of grievances to get off my chest, and want people to talk me out of quitting? Am I in the right place? |
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