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Laertes Ansari
Federation Army
2
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:37:00 -
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Quote:GSF 2013 Recruitment drive. From: Mishirosen Sent: 2013.10.10 23:57 To: JIexa TAHK, Johnny mal'ganis, KavEnMass KouyeALair, Laertes Ansari, Lari Wolf,
Hi there, I am pleased to announce that you have been selected as meeting the criteria for GoonWaffe's 2013 recruitment drive! This is a rare opportunity that does not come often, so make use of it fast! If you are interested, simply EVEmail me back with a short message telling me about yourself and what you like to do in EVE. I will get back to you ASAP. If you have friends that also want to join they are hereby invited to contact me for recruitment as well. Not interested yet? No worries, your name will be put on a whitelist and you can always contact me later if you change your mind.
Who is GoonWaffe? GoonWaffe is one of EVEs biggest corporations, and the leading corporation of the Goonswarm federation, the most prestigious and influential alliance in the entirety of EVE. We own vast swathes of 0.0 space and have an unparalleled combat and financial record. Normally our recruitment is closed to everyone but people from the somethingawful.com forums and a select few individuals, but we decided that until December 31st 2013 our doors are open to everyone that wishes to join.
I'm not really a fan of PvP, is there a place for me? Absolutely! Any good miner or manufacturer knows that it is his (or her) work that enables all the ships we field to be built in the first place, and it is the taxes we earn from PvEers that gives our corporation the enormous warchest that it uses to project its power anywhere in the galaxy. We aim to provide a place suitable for all these kinds of people to thrive and become wealthy, and have done so successfully by providing systems free from hostiles and a logistics and market infrastructure to suit your every need for many years now. On top of that there are NO MANDATORY OPS. All participation in corp and alliance events is completely optional.
I am a huge fan of PvP, what is there for me? There are fleets up nearly 23/7 for every size and type of PvP one can think of, anywhere from 10 to 2000 pilots flying anything from frigates to capital ships. You name it we got it. You will never be required to participate in any fleet you don't want to participate in, and we have a full reimbursement program for every ship you lose in a fleet, so there is no need to be afraid of losing your ISK fighting with us. We also have programs to get pilots into capital ships cheaply and easily if they so desire.
If you have any more questions, don't hesitate to ask me, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Thought I read something recently about Goonswarm/GoonWaffe 'purging' people they thought/knew to be scammers so I'm not sure what this is. It's EVE so I assumed 'scam' immediately and my reply e-mail wasn't returned ASAP (unless ASAP now means ~24 hours), as stated in the message. Am I correct in my assumption? |

Rhatar Khurin
United Earth Directorate
188
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:38:00 -
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I have a bad feeling about this...... |

Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
974
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:39:00 -
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lol I hate douchebags. |

Laertes Ansari
Federation Army
2
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:40:00 -
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Two comments are all I needed, haha. Thanks, guys. |

KnowUsByTheDead
Volition.
298
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:41:00 -
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::slowclap:: Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
793
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:42:00 -
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Thread.. Signature |

Jayem See
Biohazard. WINMATAR.
1921
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:43:00 -
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What a beautifully crafted invitation. They sound like a really solid group.
I would seriously consider the offer. After all, such chances don't come along that often, as he states.
Aaaaaaand relax. |

The Spod
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
101
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:43:00 -
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you can tell player influx is stagnating from this thread becoming less frequent
eve is dying |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1441
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:43:00 -
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You are not correct. You are very lucky to have received that evemail. Not just anyone gets it. You have been prescreened to be of positive character and potential. However, there are many in the game who seek to wreak havoc on such a venerable corporation such as Goonwaffe. Because of this, they ask for a small deposit of generally 500m isk to prove that you are serious and to ward off scammers, awoxers, and spies. If you behave during your probationary period, you will receive your deposit back plus interest.
Beware of others who have engaged in a smearing campaign against this honored corporation. Much like the recent scandal of Yelp, where tons of fake reviews were put on the interwebs to affect people's decision-making process, enemies of Goonwaffe such as the evil northerners have been systematically trying to ruin the good name of Goonwaffe.
I wish I had received one of those evemails. I am jealous.
Good luck! See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4816
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:45:00 -
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Join n3 instead There are no goons. The goons' 0.0 dream is over.
"Progodlegend said the goal of N3 is to destroy Goonswarm Federation, but in reality NCdot is in Fountain due to the fact it is virtually the last place there is action." ~NC., Fountain 2013 |

KnowUsByTheDead
Volition.
299
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:46:00 -
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The Spod wrote:you can tell player influx is stagnating from this thread becoming less frequent
eve is dying
Well if you are gonna do it....do it right.
Eve is dying. GrrGoons. Nerf (insert random object here) Buff (insert random object here) GrrCCP. GrrISD.
/thread Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

beancounter Jaynara
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
40
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:48:00 -
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Laertes Ansari wrote:Quote:GSF 2013 Recruitment drive. From: Mishirosen Sent: 2013.10.10 23:57 To: JIexa TAHK, Johnny mal'ganis, KavEnMass KouyeALair, Laertes Ansari, Lari Wolf,
Hi there, I am pleased to announce that you have been selected as meeting the criteria for GoonWaffe's 2013 recruitment drive! This is a rare opportunity that does not come often, so make use of it fast! If you are interested, simply EVEmail me back with a short message telling me about yourself and what you like to do in EVE. I will get back to you ASAP. If you have friends that also want to join they are hereby invited to contact me for recruitment as well. Not interested yet? No worries, your name will be put on a whitelist and you can always contact me later if you change your mind.
Who is GoonWaffe? GoonWaffe is one of EVEs biggest corporations, and the leading corporation of the Goonswarm federation, the most prestigious and influential alliance in the entirety of EVE. We own vast swathes of 0.0 space and have an unparalleled combat and financial record. Normally our recruitment is closed to everyone but people from the somethingawful.com forums and a select few individuals, but we decided that until December 31st 2013 our doors are open to everyone that wishes to join.
I'm not really a fan of PvP, is there a place for me? Absolutely! Any good miner or manufacturer knows that it is his (or her) work that enables all the ships we field to be built in the first place, and it is the taxes we earn from PvEers that gives our corporation the enormous warchest that it uses to project its power anywhere in the galaxy. We aim to provide a place suitable for all these kinds of people to thrive and become wealthy, and have done so successfully by providing systems free from hostiles and a logistics and market infrastructure to suit your every need for many years now. On top of that there are NO MANDATORY OPS. All participation in corp and alliance events is completely optional.
I am a huge fan of PvP, what is there for me? There are fleets up nearly 23/7 for every size and type of PvP one can think of, anywhere from 10 to 2000 pilots flying anything from frigates to capital ships. You name it we got it. You will never be required to participate in any fleet you don't want to participate in, and we have a full reimbursement program for every ship you lose in a fleet, so there is no need to be afraid of losing your ISK fighting with us. We also have programs to get pilots into capital ships cheaply and easily if they so desire.
If you have any more questions, don't hesitate to ask me, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Thought I read something recently about Goonswarm/GoonWaffe 'purging' people they thought/knew to be scammers so I'm not sure what this is. It's EVE so I assumed 'scam' immediately and my reply e-mail wasn't returned ASAP (unless ASAP now means ~24 hours), as stated in the message. Am I correct in my assumption?
I am not a recruiter, but I ask that you do not join. We have an amazing ship replacement program, free skills, and all sorts of other goodies. I am going to slap Mishirosen next time I see him for trying to water down all of these benefits by bringing in new recruits. I'd much rather keep the massive isk we have divided by the current alliance population rather than expanding the pool of leeches that get all the valuable free stuff. Again, please delete that evemail and listen to all the idiots in here.
Thanks |

Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
687
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:48:00 -
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I'm a member of GoonWaffe and I'm very happy with my corp. |

Rhatar Khurin
United Earth Directorate
189
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:50:00 -
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beancounter Jaynara wrote: I am not a recruiter, but I ask that you do not join.
Eh?
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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4817
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:51:00 -
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Our killboard stats... There are no goons. The goons' 0.0 dream is over.
"Progodlegend said the goal of N3 is to destroy Goonswarm Federation, but in reality NCdot is in Fountain due to the fact it is virtually the last place there is action." ~NC., Fountain 2013 |

Captain Tardbar
Sons of Sam
540
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:52:00 -
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You know you could read their website about how to join if you really wanted to. Its not that hard actually. "Entitlement" is a euphemism for "I hate the way you play and it makes me cry like a baby". If you fantasize about being immoral it means you enjoy being immoral deep down. |

Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
687
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:55:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Our killboard stats... might improve?
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1447
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:01:00 -
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If you think they scam recruits, how do you explain that they are the largest corp in the game? Use your head. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
409
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:06:00 -
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I like waffles, but I don't know what tto do while I wait for the waffles. Hey CCP, please slush my fund like you did for SOMER Blink. |

Murderphache
The Suicide Kings
36
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:11:00 -
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pssst
It is a scam. Unless you have someone vouching for you, or you are an SA forum member meeting their standards you will not get into goonswarm. Do not give anyone, assets or money to get into any organization.
All the cool kids just wanted to be smug or alt post and go oh yeah totally legit. |

Johnny Marzetti
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
694
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:14:00 -
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Murderphache wrote:pssst
It is a scam. Unless you have someone vouching for you, or you are an SA forum member meeting their standards you will not get into goonswarm. Do not give anyone, assets or money to get into any organization.
All the cool kids just wanted to be smug or alt post and go oh yeah totally legit. Post some more tears about your denied application, Mr. Sour Grapes. |

Zimmy Zeta
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
33961
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:16:00 -
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Murderphache wrote:pssst
It is a scam. Unless you have someone vouching for you, or you are an SA forum member meeting their standards you will not get into goonswarm. Do not give anyone, assets or money to get into any organization.
All the cool kids just wanted to be smug or alt post and go oh yeah totally legit.
But usually they don't scam newbies, and OP is only several weeks old.
So this was either a mistake or this offer is legit...
But wouldn't they rather need renters now than new members for their core corporations?
vOv
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |

Na Und
Galactronics
48
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:19:00 -
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I'm not particularly interested in joining Goonwaffe, but I have about 7B isk that I'd like to invest. Do they pay dividends? |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1448
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:24:00 -
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Johnny Marzetti wrote:Murderphache wrote:pssst
It is a scam. Unless you have someone vouching for you, or you are an SA forum member meeting their standards you will not get into goonswarm. Do not give anyone, assets or money to get into any organization.
All the cool kids just wanted to be smug or alt post and go oh yeah totally legit. Post some more tears about your denied application, Mr. Sour Grapes.
He was denied at your corp too?
What are the odds that a niche website that talks about bacon recipes and makes fun of stupid people would go on to not only get people to actually join an unrelated niche internet spaceship game but to have more success in recruiting people outside of the game than any other in-game corporation including reddit's corp?
I am sick of your lies that corrupt people into perpetuating such slanderous allegations as this. I do not deny that there is a small clique within Goonswarm that are members of that awful something website. But you are just spreading conspiracy theories and are adding nothing to this discussion.
OP, please disregard people who are just trying to convince you to avoid joining their internet spaceship enemies. Use your head and make up your own mind. You seem to be an intelligent individual, so I can see why you were selected to receive that evemail. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

Laertes Ansari
Federation Army
3
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:28:00 -
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Some of you guys aren't the brightest :/ Of course I read up on them via other websites which is why I'm asking here. Why the hell wouldn't I do some research before asking a question? Herp derp.
beancounter Jaynara's comment led me to believe this guy was either a moron or another scammer they're going to kick. Not 100% sure, though, because it was worded quite oddly. |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1449
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:28:00 -
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Na Und wrote:I'm not particularly interested in joining Goonwaffe, but I have about 7B isk that I'd like to invest. Do they pay dividends?
I can put you in touch with some guys that would know the answer to that. Or you can just contact them yourself. I personally know and trust the following. They can direct you to the answers that you seek.
the Mittani Blawrf Mctaggart Bob Starseeker Scooter Mccabe
I'll just keep the list short. I would evemail them all so that you get the quickest answer. Just ask that they reply all so that effort in helping you is not needlessly duplicated.
Alternatively, you can invest a portion of your assets with me. Just read my bio. After you win, you will be able to invest more with Goonwaffe's investment program.
See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy Caldari State
293
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:34:00 -
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Murderphache wrote:pssst
It is a scam. Unless you have someone vouching for you, or you are an SA forum member meeting their standards you will not get into goonswarm. Do not give anyone, assets or money to get into any organization.
All the cool kids just wanted to be smug or alt post and go oh yeah totally legit.
THIS |

Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
732
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Posted - 2013.10.11 21:07:00 -
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Ill have to raise my standards in order to join Goons.
In space, down is the new up. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4818
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Posted - 2013.10.11 21:14:00 -
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Miilla wrote:Ill have to raise my standards in order to join Goons.
In space, down is the new up. Why, were you in like.. test or something There are no goons. The goons' 0.0 dream is over.
"Progodlegend said the goal of N3 is to destroy Goonswarm Federation, but in reality NCdot is in Fountain due to the fact it is virtually the last place there is action." ~NC., Fountain 2013 |

Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
732
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Posted - 2013.10.11 21:16:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Miilla wrote:Ill have to raise my standards in order to join Goons.
In space, down is the new up. Why, were you in like.. test or something
or Something. |
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