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Walker Ranger
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Posted - 2006.01.30 06:44:00 -
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Luther Kincaid, hes just that good.
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CitzNo 097864
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Posted - 2006.01.30 06:50:00 -
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Oh hey a Chuck Norris thread.
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SHINJI AKARI
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Posted - 2006.01.30 06:58:00 -
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Chuck wins again.
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Tony Fats
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Posted - 2006.01.30 07:28:00 -
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Have you guys seen Chuck's workout machine?
I hear Christy Brinkley likes the smooth up and down motion...
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Jack Thurner
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Posted - 2006.01.30 14:52:00 -
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Edited by: Jack Thurner on 30/01/2006 14:52:02 Don't forget about how it all started!
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/snlchuck.wmv
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.01.30 15:22:00 -
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Mr. T can walk on water. He can also walk on fire. His preference however, is to walk on fools.
----- Caldari battle chef
I was a geek before it was cool |

Spartan239
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Posted - 2006.01.30 17:10:00 -
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must not respond....
Bruce lee is the masta
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Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.01.30 18:51:00 -
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Originally by: Spartan239 must not respond....
Bruce lee is the masta
Cool so i own you?
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Space Invader | Unknown | Xoria Krint
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KingsGambit
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Posted - 2006.01.30 19:34:00 -
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Originally by: Selena Sellion * There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
That one has had me in stitches for the last 10 minutes! LOL.   -------------
My T2 Shop |

Luther Kincaid
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Posted - 2006.01.31 10:57:00 -
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Originally by: Xoria Krint
Originally by: Spartan239 must not respond....
Bruce lee is the masta
Cool so i own you?
in that case consider yeself wtfpwnd! ------------------------------------------- He's NOT the Jovian ambassador, He's a very Naughty boy! |

Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2006.01.31 12:41:00 -
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Quote: In 1972, he acted as Bruce Lee's nemesis in the movie Way of the Dragon,
I know who he is now  __________________________ Indulge Me |

Orrin Danestarr
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Posted - 2006.01.31 14:47:00 -
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It is a little known fact that Bruce lee is actually budded from Chuck Norris when he thought about having an asian son.
*Respect for Bruce* "Imagination is the key that unlocks the door." - ME |

Nuck Chorris
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Posted - 2006.01.31 18:10:00 -
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Brolly
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Posted - 2006.02.01 04:58:00 -
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Haven't had a good laugh for ages, those be some good 'facts' 
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Dimitri Chandler
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Posted - 2006.02.01 08:20:00 -
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You do realise that Chuck Norris is 65 years old?
Couldn't pwn his way out of a paper bag. --------------------------------------------------
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M00dy
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Posted - 2006.02.02 21:12:00 -
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M00dy
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Posted - 2006.02.03 18:47:00 -
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Chuck > 
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HC MasiEEE
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Posted - 2006.02.03 18:49:00 -
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Originally by: Luther Kincaid Ok, at the risk of getting a roundhouse kick to the head, what's with Chuck Norris and Eve lately? I don't go a day without someone on the forums or in game talking about what Chuck Norris would do, or how hard Chuck Norris is etc etc etc
I must be missing something here, anyone care to fill me in (non violently, preferably without too many flames)
Cheers
Moved from EVE General Discussion - Ductoris
Look in my sig what chuck got too say about yous  ____________ HC MasiEEE
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Conan O'Brian
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Posted - 2006.02.03 19:10:00 -
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Originally by: Hllaxiu Edited by: Hllaxiu on 30/01/2006 00:14:05
Originally by: Rod Blaine Anyway, it's just some fad, just like that golden ratio thing a while back.
Bah! All your base are belong to Chuck Norris!
I suggest checking wikipedia for any internet phenomenon for which you are not familiar. The entry on Chuck Norris has some info on the internet stuff. I think its fairly safe to blame Conan O'brien.
blame me?  ----------
ATUF |

Cowboy
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Posted - 2006.02.04 15:05:00 -
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Originally by: Luther Kincaid
Originally by: Xoria Krint
Originally by: Spartan239 must not respond....
Bruce lee is the masta
Cool so i own you?
in that case consider yeself wtfpwnd!
Ohh yeah well consider yourself OMGWTFBBQPWND
Even the mighty Chuck takes an ass whooping!!!
Sorry Chuck
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Drasked
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Posted - 2006.03.16 22:03:00 -
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Sex vs. God
yep.. tought so.
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hired goon
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Posted - 2006.03.17 12:22:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a cloaking device. He tells other people he's not there.
Chuck Norris doesn't mine. All the roids in a system refine themselves and wait patiently in his hanger when he enters local.
People who write 'first' in a topic are never first. Chuck Norris is.
Alliances don't own any space. Chuck Norris allows them to exist in his.
0.0 didn't exist until Chuck Norris joined the game.
Chuck Norris plays through downtime and patch deployments.
If Chuck Norris tries to fit a module on a ship but doesn't have enough CPU, it will decide to simply fit itself and not give him the message "you need more CPU"
When Chuck Norris runs out of turret hardpoints, he holds the guns in his hand.
Chuck Norris is the best fleet commander in the game, but he doesn't speak on teamspeak or type in game channels. People simply do what they think he might want them to, while he isn't even logged in. He's never lost a battle.
CCP never upgraded tranquility to 64bit IBM Blade servers. Chuck Norris told the old servers to work better.
Chuck Norris doesn't need BPOs. The BPCs are too frightened to run out of runs.
When Chuck Norris boards an Omen, it becomes a Zealot. -omg-
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.17 12:42:00 -
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Didn't the chuck norris thing happen, like, years ago?
no skills, just luck.
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