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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.01.07 22:26:00 -
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He shout a lot but he doesn't bite. ^ ^
You can hire us safely. |

scandor
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.01.11 22:16:00 -
[62] - Quote
BUMP |

Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.01.14 15:04:00 -
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BUMP |

Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:07:00 -
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BUMP |

Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.01.17 18:57:00 -
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BUMP |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.01.18 03:56:00 -
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Eggnchips Hemanseh wrote:BUMP That is an obvious compulsive behavior, a clear straightjacket case, indeed. ^ ^
That's it gentlemen (and ladies, lol), we are for hire, even within padded walls and tied up, we can still bite. |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.01.28 22:28:00 -
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We are accepting contracts!
Look us up on the merc channel or send a mail to one of the directors for a quote.
o7 |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
810

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Posted - 2014.01.29 22:09:00 -
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Please be advised that according to The rules:
14. Bumping outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channels is prohibited.
The bumping of posts to alter the order of the thread listing on a forum is prohibited outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment forum channels. Within the EVE Marketplace section of the forums, each forum category has its own rules regarding acceptable bumping for sales threads clearly listed in the stickies.
Similarly the Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channel also has its own rules. Please be aware that the rules vary from forum to forum. Please review the sticky threads in these forum channels for specific details.
Please follow the rules from now on. ISD Ezwal Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.01.30 01:45:00 -
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Ouch mr. Ezwal!
I shall undertake to personally threaten the whole Asylum out of that bumping habit. Threaten with what... that I need to think about. Maybe a night without protection with our beloved CEO would do it... |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.02.01 15:36:00 -
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Yesterday, I was zipping around trying to create content. I knew the enemy had some people randomly undocking and flying around. Come in a Celestis, and eager I was to get what looked an easy kill, and maybe, who knows, shed some tears in Local. But it was not to be so as with distress I realized too late I had forgot to refit a long point to and my failure to catch it left me crestfallen and bereft, sitting on the gate... Quickly I docked up to to refit with a longer although slimmer codpiece.
But LO! and BEHOLD!
Intel must have flown and a solo Ishkur came to me to fight my own, and we engaged in a ribald dance of pleasure and pain, ending with him popping open like an early Summer flower, and thus the world was set aright and GF were exchanged in Local. \o/
This is when it happened, reinforcement were on their ways! A Cerberus come in! Engaging with purpose, we started to slap each other without success, both of us repairing faster than dps could be applied... but it was all bait! 162 AU away, on the far side of the system, enter a Golem, two Ospreys and a Celestis.
I was impressed, and all that for my little Ishkur. AS the reinforcements dove in warp and closed in like ominous sharks, I stood in awe.
Then I gathered my drones and warped away, as the Cerberus bait obviously forgot to fit a point to hold me down.
The Sun was truly magnificent. |

SADave
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund 31ST Reliables Division
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Posted - 2014.02.04 13:11:00 -
[71] - Quote
LMAO - classic  |

scandor
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.02.16 14:37:00 -
[72] - Quote
OPEN FOR CONTRACTS |

scandor
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.02.28 10:22:00 -
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Still accepting contracts |

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.03.04 00:52:00 -
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I miss our conversations Scandor. We'll need to work on this. jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.03.04 13:32:00 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:I miss our conversations Scandor. We'll need to work on this. What is your definition of a 'conversation' here? This is a multi-layered word to say the least, heavily dependent on context. And Scandor can have a very selective hearing and comprehension, which doesn't improve as the vintage get older... Give us a hint.
Oh, and yeah, we are still open for contracts. I have been told that hammering one's point home is key to success.
I may have been lied to though. |

scandor
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.03.29 22:24:00 -
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Accepting contracts |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.04.02 12:41:00 -
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I don`t why you`d think you should hire Forsaken Asylum to assplode your enemy`s pixel ships, but hey, why not? Indeed, if I was you, I would hire myself.
Oh, wait, me got no killboard activity for the last 2 weeks? Damn. But there`s the good news, technician called me yesterday and I should have my defective PC back in a day or two, YEAH ME!
That means it is good news for YOU too. Hire us I say.
DO IT! |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.04.12 12:40:00 -
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scandor wrote:Accepting contracts We are, yes.
Some time ago, some of us, new recruits as well as some veterans which I shall not name (too ambarassing) have taken a liking at bashing POSes.
Meaning that we do now take contracts for tower bashes, usually medium and small ones, but large ones can be negotiated, contact us in game for a quote.
Also, YES, we DO find and hunt down your enemies, for a reasonnable fee. So you don`t like them stealing your ore? They talk trash in Local and it annoys you? You got awoxed or suffered a corp theft and want your friend`s new corp/alliance to suffer for it? Or maybe you got kicked out and laughed at and are vindicative? Or want to deprive your enemies from making ISK for a week or more?
Hire us, they will stay docked or they will be dealt with. |

Giuseppe R Raimondo
Lowsey Pirates Inc. Easily Excited
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Posted - 2014.04.28 02:03:00 -
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BRING IT ON |

Agent Blackbear
Emerald Inc. Easily Excited
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Posted - 2014.04.28 02:05:00 -
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this is cute. |

Dentass Aurelio
Intentionally Dense Easily Excited
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Posted - 2014.04.28 02:10:00 -
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Well, that's just plain adorable. |

Heddgar
Cause For Concern Easily Excited
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Posted - 2014.04.28 02:13:00 -
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I literally almost died from laughter when I saw this come up on my notifications. My stomach still hurts |

HempKnight BongSaber
Intentionally Dense Easily Excited
0
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Posted - 2014.04.28 02:14:00 -
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Good idea hireing some high sec carebears to attack low sec pirates.
BRAVO |

Ezra Nabali
Intentionally Dense Easily Excited
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Posted - 2014.04.28 21:58:00 -
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Oh please come "hunt us down" and die in a fire. We always love free content. |

Michele Bachmann
Failed Diplomacy Failed-Diplomacy
39
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Posted - 2014.05.04 03:03:00 -
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+1 for a great group who was always on the ball.
Definitely one of the best hires I've ever made |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.05.04 12:55:00 -
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Michele Bachmann wrote:+1 for a great group who was always on the ball.
Definitely one of the best hires I've ever made Thank you for the endorsement, will do it again next time opportunity rises. 
To Easily Excited: Thanks for the repeated bumps gentlemen, and oh, some easy, and sometimes juicy kills you offered us. |

Giuseppe R Raimondo
Lowsey Pirates Inc. Easily Excited
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Posted - 2014.05.05 17:15:00 -
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Starrakatt wrote:Michele Bachmann wrote:+1 for a great group who was always on the ball.
Definitely one of the best hires I've ever made Thank you for the endorsement, will do it again next time opportunity rises.  To Easily Excited: Thanks for the repeated bumps gentlemen, and oh, some easy, and sometimes juicy kills you offered us. Yeah . I wonder why scrubs tha live in highsec join a lowsec pirate allaince. Good job |

scandor
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.05.09 09:15:00 -
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Easily excited
War so far 2.2bil killed for 28mil lost
Not bad for high sec scrubs i guess
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scandor
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.05.15 08:18:00 -
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Accepting Contracts |

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
608
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Posted - 2014.05.15 15:14:00 -
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Well done for recruiting Snipes Incorporated UK. Good people reside there. jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want Danalee > Jack is more humble :) |
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