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Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
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Posted - 2013.10.23 00:32:00 -
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Though travel into Jove space isn't possible within the laws of our 4 dimensions some information may be transmittable along the fabric of the 6th dimension of Lore that could exist with the 5th dimension we associate most often with witchcraft and sorcery. Each dimension is subservient to the laws of the dimensions higher than themselves, an elementary Hermetic principle.
This sixth dimension does more than weave Jove space to our own, it can simultaneously extend into old Earth, our own universe, the Jove universe and most importantly in this instance, Iceland! Quasi-dimensional Lore of Iceland includes a higher vibrational energy signature secretly known as Necropants.
The phenomena of Necropants explains why every time the Goons scratch their balls they pull money out of their ass.
Quote:According to legend, necropants could produce an endless flow of coins if done correctly.
To begin with, one would need to get permission from a living man to use his skin upon his death. After burial, the sorcerer would then have to dig up the body and skin it in one piece from the waist down. A coin stolen from a poor widow must then be placed in the *******, along with a magic sign called n+íbr+¦karstafur scrawled on paper.
Once worn, the ******* of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remains.
Necropants Picture
I'm sensing that Goons Stepped into BOB's Necropants as they died and are exploiting the magic symbol. |
Garandras
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
20
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Posted - 2013.10.23 00:37:00 -
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That has to be up there on the strange witch craft items I have seen..
and man the scorcer would have to be very skilled to skin the body in a way to keep it as a single pice.. |
Laserak
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
122
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Posted - 2013.10.23 00:40:00 -
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I dont wear any pants.. |
Laserak
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
122
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Posted - 2013.10.23 00:41:00 -
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In fact- this is now a pants-free thread |
KnowUsByTheDead
Volition.
326
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Posted - 2013.10.23 00:44:00 -
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Ground floor of two GrrGoons threads in one week. 
This one get special points for it's addition of some of the weirdest horseshit I have ever seen. 
For those who need it now...
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |
Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle
Tactical Narcotics Team
1329
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Posted - 2013.10.23 00:48:00 -
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uuummmmmm...........................................yeah, no...just no!
Support my (possibly dumb) Ideas!!
Worm Rebalance!!! |
Chopper Rollins
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
271
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Posted - 2013.10.23 01:21:00 -
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Tuggboat wrote:... Each dimension is subservient to the laws of the dimensions higher than themselves, an elementary Hermetic principle.....
Yeash just no.
Stop injecting the pots, champ.
If you can't, then stay the hell away from the books.
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good. |
Posting From Underbridge
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
34
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Posted - 2013.10.23 01:24:00 -
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All hail the Time Cube! |
Pr1ncess Alia
Perkone
Caldari State
424
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Posted - 2013.10.23 01:57:00 -
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guys I got my coin stuck and I cant get it out !
I think I read the directions wrong |
Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1019
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Posted - 2013.10.23 03:48:00 -
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This thread is why we need more drunk people on the forums. OP, thank you for the laugh, even if it is at you and not with you.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content.
The difference between an enemy and a friend is that you stab your enemies in the front. |
Hesod Adee
Turalyon Plus
Turalyon Alliance
98
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Posted - 2013.10.23 03:55:00 -
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Do Necropants work if you make them out of your own clone ? |
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Time and all Eternity
HumAnnoyeD
91
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Posted - 2013.10.23 04:29:00 -
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I call shenanigans . . . all the OP is throwing sci-fi-babble at us.
Also him saying that Earth, New Eden, and Jove Space are all different universes . . . . oh my sides!
Honor is a fools prize.
Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! |
Baali Tekitsu
State Protectorate
Caldari State
95
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Posted - 2013.10.23 05:08:00 -
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Laserak wrote:In fact- this is now a pants-free thread
But... Im at work...  |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
916
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Posted - 2013.10.23 05:29:00 -
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Id love to get me some necropants.
Even if it doesnt give money, I always wondered what it would be like to wear someone elses ballsack.
Im not the only one, right guys?
....Guys?
BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty. |
KnowUsByTheDead
Volition.
328
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Posted - 2013.10.23 05:31:00 -
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KuroVolt wrote:Id love to get me some necropants.
Even if it doesnt give money, I always wondered what it would be like to wear someone elses ballsack.
Im not the only one, right guys?
....Guys?
Kuro...that just kinda left me speechless, man...
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |
Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1019
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Posted - 2013.10.23 07:27:00 -
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I am not sure whether to be confused or aroused by this thread.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content.
The difference between an enemy and a friend is that you stab your enemies in the front. |
Jove Death
Jovian Vengeance
113
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Posted - 2013.10.23 07:35:00 -
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pls stay the **** away from my space
Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail
Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek
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Baali Tekitsu
State Protectorate
Caldari State
97
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Posted - 2013.10.23 07:38:00 -
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Jove Death wrote:pls stay the **** away from my space
I will *** and penetrate it |
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1084
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Posted - 2013.10.23 08:39:00 -
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Quote:Once worn, the ******* of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remains.
"As long as you make sure there is at least one coin in the pants there will never be no coins in the pants."
what strange magic... |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
4140
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Posted - 2013.10.23 08:49:00 -
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Flow of coins.
There i thought Mario must be wearing these when he grabs a star... |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
4140
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Posted - 2013.10.23 08:51:00 -
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Jove Death wrote:pls stay the **** away from my space Who uses myspace nowadays anyway?? |
Treborr MintingtonJr
The Knights of Spamalot
The Methodical Alliance
17
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Posted - 2013.10.23 08:56:00 -
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Laserak wrote:In fact- this is now a pants-free thread
In order to comply could you please clarify the definition of "pants" please. |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
918
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Posted - 2013.10.23 09:19:00 -
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Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:Laserak wrote:In fact- this is now a pants-free thread In order to comply could you please clarify the definition of "pants" please.
Anything that covers up your weener has to go.
BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty. |
Jonas Cooke
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.10.23 11:20:00 -
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Answer to OP - Yes, they looted the corpse and now rightly own the necropants. |
Silvetica Dian
Manson Family
Advent of Fate
228
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Posted - 2013.10.23 13:19:00 -
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Baali Tekitsu wrote:Laserak wrote:In fact- this is now a pants-free thread But... Im at work...
and are we talking american pants or british pants.
his could turn out to be important for legal reasons.
Marriage: The reason we build bars
Galen Tyrol |
Jenn aSide
STK Scientific
Initiative Mercenaries
3154
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Posted - 2013.10.23 13:26:00 -
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Tuggboat wrote:Though travel into Jove space isn't possible within the laws of our 4 dimensions some information may be transmittable along the fabric of the 6th dimension of Lore that could exist with the 5th dimension we associate most often with witchcraft and sorcery. Each dimension is subservient to the laws of the dimensions higher than themselves, an elementary Hermetic principle. This sixth dimension does more than weave Jove space to our own, it can simultaneously extend into old Earth, our own universe, the Jove universe and most importantly in this instance, Iceland! Quasi-dimensional Lore of Iceland includes a higher vibrational energy signature secretly known as Necropants. The phenomena of Necropants could explain why every time the Goons scratch their balls they pull money out of their ass. Quote:According to legend, necropants could produce an endless flow of coins if done correctly.
To begin with, one would need to get permission from a living man to use his skin upon his death. After burial, the sorcerer would then have to dig up the body and skin it in one piece from the waist down. A coin stolen from a poor widow must then be placed in the *******, along with a magic sign called n+íbr+¦karstafur scrawled on paper.
Once worn, the ******* of the necropants would never empty of coins so long as the original coin remains. Necropants PictureI'm sensing that Goons Stepped into BOB's Necropants as they died and are exploiting the magic symbol.
I once practiced Necropancy. I had these Dockers that were kind of raggedy, so I took some scissors and turned them into Daisy Dukes, but I stopped wearing them because dudes kept coming into my yard asking about milkshakes (damn right it's better than yours). |
Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
43
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Posted - 2013.10.23 13:30:00 -
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Its good to see my necropants suspicions affirmed. Though, I may have to expand a bit on the multidimensional thing. By the looks of things, how its done and why I know it is so need a bit of expansion. |
Felicity Love
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
919
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Posted - 2013.10.23 14:10:00 -
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REAL internet spaceship captains wear kilts...
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
No Means No
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
34
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Posted - 2013.10.23 14:48:00 -
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BOB is goons, they bought it. |
Treborr MintingtonJr
The Knights of Spamalot
The Methodical Alliance
18
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Posted - 2013.10.23 14:51:00 -
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KuroVolt wrote:Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:Laserak wrote:In fact- this is now a pants-free thread In order to comply could you please clarify the definition of "pants" please. Anything that covers up your weener has to go.
Understood |
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