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Hickock
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Posted - 2006.02.06 15:42:00 -
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Hardwiring Gnome KVA 1000 (retails @ 400k ISk), offered to me by level 3 agent.
2,000,000 isk
and
2000 LP.
Can YOU beat that?
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Aeron Ralth
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Posted - 2006.02.06 15:52:00 -
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Can YOU beat that?
There was the time that, to settle an offer, the agent wanted me to bring him 1,000 slaves. In Rens.
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Sivlar Sylvannathas
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Posted - 2006.02.06 16:06:00 -
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Edited by: Sivlar Sylvannathas on 06/02/2006 16:07:06
3 Run Navy Comet BP
250,000,000 isk
15,000 LP
All I had to say to that one was LoL
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Lluthiunne Atalaron
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Posted - 2006.02.06 16:46:00 -
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easily bet:
An offer of 20,000 units of hydrogen batteries for 5,000,000 isk and 5,000lp
It states that the agent is selling them too you at half price.
But on checking the market the best price would net you a profit of 75,000isk
(selling for 5,075,000 for the 20,000 units)
This massive profit  would have took several trips a total of 36 jumps.
beat that.
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DaveW
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Posted - 2006.02.06 17:19:00 -
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Agents offers are a game of Poker... You need to know when to 'hold', when to 'fold' and when to 'go all in'.
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inSpirAcy
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Posted - 2006.02.06 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: DaveW
Agents offers are a game of Poker... You need to know when to 'hold', when to 'fold' and when to 'go all in'.
And when to get your kit off after you've had enough to drink! 
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Dalekplunger Slick
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Posted - 2006.02.06 18:06:00 -
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I can't tell if this one is silly or not. Can someone give me some advice?
For:
1 crow
1 1mn afterburner
8000 LP
My agent will give me:
1 crow BPC with some ME and PE researched
1 built buzzard
Thoughts?
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Malena
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Posted - 2006.02.06 18:32:00 -
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8 run Navy Comet-me 20, pe 8
450 million, 80k LP
And this was AFTER the patch that supposedly fixed the ridiculous agent offers.
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mrg29
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Posted - 2006.02.06 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Malena
8 run Navy Comet-me 20, pe 8
450 million, 80k LP
And this was AFTER the patch that supposedly fixed the ridiculous agent offers.
thing u dont realise is before the patch it would have been 1.2 bill not 450mill.
still think the worst i ever had was for 8 gnome HWs that were available on market for 6 mill each.
agent wanted 640k lps and 160 sci grads.
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Apertotes
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Posted - 2006.02.06 19:45:00 -
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just 2 days ago i got offered 8 (yes, eight) limited social implants (+1 charisma) for 8000 LP. maybe is not that impressive as other offers, but i found quite quite disgusting.
those implants are worth nothing. 8xnothing=nothing
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Lefia
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Posted - 2006.02.06 20:03:00 -
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Gotta say plague of locusts offer is by far the worst.
For LPs and Cash (can remember how much of each... although I know it's too much) you can net yourself a nice supply of cheap, easily made Tech 1 Mining Crystals. Woo doggy.
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Warden Nightstar
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Posted - 2006.02.06 20:07:00 -
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I got offered some sum of cash in exchange for Gallentean Planetary Vehicles. I did the math. I was going to get screwed about 50% over my cost. Needless to say, I turned it down.
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Masu'di
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Posted - 2006.02.06 21:26:00 -
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Edited by: Masu''di on 06/02/2006 21:26:58
Originally by: Aeron Ralth
There was the time that, to settle an offer, the agent wanted me to bring him 1,000 slaves. In Rens.
should have dropped me a line, could have done that for you. as long as the agent was giving a good reward. 1000 not too bad, it's the ones that take multiple indy loads that bug me. especially the one with the indy of viral agents that Caldari customs didn't take a shine to  |
Paigan
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Posted - 2006.02.06 23:10:00 -
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All offers demanding dog tags:
You get the same amount of isk you would get when selling them to NPCs but you have to pay your LP for it.
Trade LP for NOTHING
Anyway:
99% of all offers are senseless.
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Xascor
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Posted - 2006.02.06 23:16:00 -
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I've had an offer for Minmatar Navy tags. The offer gave you the exact amount of isk that you could sell them to an Amarr Navy station for +15k LPs. That's about a 40 million isk loss. Ick
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Xascor
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Posted - 2006.02.06 23:18:00 -
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I need to work on my posting skills I see. 
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Yossar
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Posted - 2006.02.07 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: Hickock
Hardwiring Gnome KVA 1000 (retails @ 400k ISk), offered to me by level 3 agent.
2,000,000 isk
and
2000 LP.
I believe I had five of the different varieties of Gnome 1000 implants (all retail less than a million isk) for 12K LP and 10 million ISK. Same idea as yours, just with a bigger loss :)
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Seyah Remmus
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Posted - 2006.02.07 04:18:00 -
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38k loyalty points and 12 million isk for.....
...wait for it...
...16k units of Freed Slaves
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Talori'i
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Posted - 2006.02.07 07:09:00 -
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Originally by: Yossar
Originally by: Hickock
Hardwiring Gnome KVA 1000 (retails @ 400k ISk), offered to me by level 3 agent.
2,000,000 isk
and
2000 LP.
I believe I had five of the different varieties of Gnome 1000 implants (all retail less than a million isk) for 12K LP and 10 million ISK. Same idea as yours, just with a bigger loss :)
Yeah I had a similar deal, 5 Rogue 1000 implants for 3 mil ISK and a load of LPs.
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Lord WarATron
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Posted - 2006.02.07 09:33:00 -
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The best I had was an offer for 10k tags in total for 3.3bil isk. I think this was at 180klp's.
The trouble is, to buy the tags at NPC prices, it would cost 3.4bil isk!
The other silly offer I got was for a 16 run Navy Slicer BPC at 1.44bill. Do the math and you see that if I sell at 80mil per slicer, thats 1.3bil at most. I beleive this was at 160k lps
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Sayid
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Posted - 2006.02.07 15:16:00 -
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For agent offer profitability keep this as a rule of thumb:
If you get less then 2000 isk PROFIT per LP, its not worth it!
A +3 Perc implant (15K LP) for is worth 30-35M, thats an OK offer.
The skillbooks are even better!
Also some of the Mining Crystals *used to be* profitable, because of all the Noxcium in them, they used to net around 2k isk per LP, so just over the line...
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Lord WarATron
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Posted - 2006.02.07 16:33:00 -
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Originally by: Sayid
For agent offer profitability keep this as a rule of thumb:
If you get less then 2000 isk PROFIT per LP, its not worth it!
A +3 Perc implant (15K LP) for is worth 30-35M, thats an OK offer.
The skillbooks are even better!
Also some of the Mining Crystals *used to be* profitable, because of all the Noxcium in them, they used to net around 2k isk per LP, so just over the line...
For high offers, GUYS KEEP IT ABOVE 3000isk per LP.
I now see Navy apoc BPC's going from 1.7bil to now 1.1bil. Since this offer costs 500mil to buy the bpc, 600mil profit for 200klp's is the MINIMUM that should be handed out.
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Andrymeda
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Posted - 2006.02.07 18:23:00 -
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Originally by: Sivlar Sylvannathas
Edited by: Sivlar Sylvannathas on 06/02/2006 16:07:06
3 Run Navy Comet BP
250,000,000 isk
15,000 LP
All I had to say to that one was LoL
I got a two run BPC offer for 100M. Any Navy Comet BPC offer is laughable.
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Skarraza
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Posted - 2006.05.19 12:35:00 -
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Liquimplantation
Offered Item: (Oursulaert regional average included)
one unit of Hardwiring - Zainou 'Gnome' KVA1000 (120k)
one unit of Hardwiring - Zainou 'Gnome' KUA1000 (575k)
one unit of Hardwiring - Zainou 'Gnome' KXA1000 (60k)
one unit of Hardwiring - Zainou 'Gnome' KYA1000 (385k)
one unit of Hardwiring - Zainou 'Gnome' KZA1000 (340k)
Cost:
The agent is requesting the following as payment for the item:
5 million isk
6k LP
WOW. 5 implants that can be bought for less than 2m isk from market for only 5m isk and 6k LP...
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Princess Ghost
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Posted - 2006.05.20 09:17:00 -
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Was offered
16 run Caldari Navy Hookbill BPC Ml 20 Pl 8
For
150,000 Loyalty Points
800,000,000isk (800m)
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mazzilliu
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Posted - 2006.05.20 13:16:00 -
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10 LP
1 veldspar mining crystal
hmmm 
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Erodmos
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Posted - 2006.05.20 23:22:00 -
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Real cool offers are my litle drink offers.
10.240 Units of Quafe Ultra Special Edition for 102.400 LPs
To spend over 100kLP for something real useless is just great. Maybe Quafe agents are smoking this hot stuff to come to this offers?
Erodmos
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B0rn2KiLL
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Posted - 2006.05.21 12:03:00 -
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Edited by: B0rn2KiLL on 21/05/2006 12:03:55
agents are SO broken.
mine?
110K LP,
650mil  wtf
2 run Navy vexor bpc me20 pe8 (?)
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Splagada
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Posted - 2006.05.21 13:30:00 -
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Originally by: Aeron Ralth
Quote:
Can YOU beat that?
There was the time that, to settle an offer, the agent wanted me to bring him 1,000 slaves. In Rens.
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CaptainSeafort
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Posted - 2006.05.21 14:44:00 -
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the one from DHU Inme: http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7418/agentcrap5bz.jpg
scary, eh? =/
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