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Haulin Gneiss Ministry of War Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2011.11.03 00:51:00 - [1] - Quote I have been playing eve for 2 years. I am mostly a high sec pilot and I do venture to null sec on occasion. Eve life has taught me that almost anyone will gank you for your exotic dancers and that 22 year olds with the napoleon complex will put you in clone between red tube sessions. So anyway, knowing my eve experience, last night this guy is nocking at my door with all of my lights off. I answer thinking it's the hot MILF neighbor needing help and it's some a hole selling magazines. My first thought and reaction is this is a gate camp and I need to f this guy off. I mean, if my wife and kids were home alone they would be screwed. After a few "no thank you's" the guy wouldn't leave and my sense of 1.0 security was threatened. I pulled the shotty and told the idiot to get the f off the property. he left and I think he somehow knew that 0.0 space effed up his sale of magazines....long live eve.
babymuncho babymuncho Corp 0	Posted - 2011.11.03 00:57:00 - [2] - Quote So you weren't interested in helping him out of a jam by buying magazines? He must be a Jita merchant.
mkint 247	Posted - 2011.11.03 00:57:00 - [3] - Quote Haulin Gneiss wrote: the hot MILF neighbor That would have turned the whole incident into a real tragedy. Other than that, yeah, people who knock on the front door usually probably deserve to be shot anyway.
Amro One One. 24	Posted - 2011.11.03 01:59:00 - [4] - Quote Get a door bell. And you just admitted to cheating on your wife.
Herr Wilkus Aggressive Salvage Services LLC Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service 22	Posted - 2011.11.03 02:08:00 - [5] - Quote If we had more people like you, we wouldn't have to deal with AHs knocking on our doors anymore. Especially girl scouts.
Renan Ruivo Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance 266	Posted - 2011.11.03 02:12:00 - [6] - Quote I like when girl scouts knock on my door at night Rated ARG for Pirates. *** you.*
SilentSkills Estrale Frontiers 15	Posted - 2011.11.03 02:16:00 - [7] - Quote Renan Ruivo wrote: I like when girl scouts knock on my door at night i don't like what you are insinuating
David Grogan The Motley Crew Reborn 177	Posted - 2011.11.03 02:30:00 - [8] - Quote Haulin Gneiss wrote: I have been playing eve for 2 years. I am mostly a high sec pilot and I do venture to null sec on occasion. Eve life has taught me that almost anyone will gank you for your exotic dancers and that 22 year olds with the napoleon complex will put you in clone between red tube sessions. So anyway, knowing my eve experience, last night this guy is nocking at my door with all of my lights off. I answer thinking it's the hot MILF neighbor needing help and it's some a hole selling magazines. My first thought and reaction is this is a gate camp and I need to f this guy off. I mean, if my wife and kids were home alone they would be screwed. After a few "no thank you's" the guy wouldn't leave and my sense of 1.0 security was threatened. I pulled the shotty and told the idiot to get the f off the property. he left and I think he somehow knew that 0.0 space effed up his sale of magazines....long live eve. was he a goon? Everytime you buy something that says "made in china" you are helping the rising unemployment in your own country unless your from china, Buy locally produced goods and help create more jobs.
Stan Smith Remenent British Federation 6	Posted - 2011.11.03 02:35:00 - [9] - Quote had a snow storm over weekend guy was shoveling snow outside, so i shot him and mined the snow myself. concord never showed up. on an unrelated note, i have a court date next tuesday
Haulin Gneiss Ministry of War Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2011.11.03 02:38:00 - [10] - Quote Stan Smith wrote: had a snow storm over weekend guy was shoveling snow outside, so i shot him and mined the snow myself. concord never showed up. on an unrelated note, i have a court date next tuesday classic.
Nyio Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 213	Posted - 2011.11.03 02:40:00 - [11] - Quote Headline in some future magazine: ONLINE GAME MADE MAN SHOOT VISITOR AT HIS HOME F&ID: Skill Training, Agent Finder What is CCP Guard gonna do with that grenade?
Zleon Leigh 16	Posted - 2011.11.03 02:47:00 - [12] - Quote SilentSkills wrote: Renan Ruivo wrote: I like when girl scouts knock on my door at night i don't like what you are insinuating He likes to buy cookies and cake. What are you thinking? Incarna - Newest business example of mismanaged capital.
Gank Award MC Gank Award Nomination Committee 2	Posted - 2011.11.03 04:21:00 - [13] - Quote Zleon Leigh wrote: SilentSkills wrote: Renan Ruivo wrote: I like when girl scouts knock on my door at night i don't like what you are insinuating He likes to buy cookies and cake. What are you thinking? Maybe he was hoping to be guided on girls.
ShadowFire15 BOAE INC BricK sQuAD. 30	Posted - 2011.11.03 04:45:00 - [14] - Quote Zleon Leigh wrote: SilentSkills wrote: Renan Ruivo wrote: I like when girl scouts knock on my door at night i don't like what you are insinuating He likes to buy cookies and cake. What are you thinking? I think I'm not alone in wanting my cookies and cake at night. all hail the cookie deliverers, the girl scouts. Stan Smith had a snow storm over weekend guy was shoveling snow outside, so i shot him and mined the snow myself. concord never showed up. on an unrelated note, i have a court date next tuesday
Sir Substance Tactical Knightmare 119	Posted - 2011.11.03 05:33:00 - [15] - Quote ShadowFire15 wrote: Zleon Leigh wrote: SilentSkills wrote: Renan Ruivo wrote: I like when girl scouts knock on my door at night i don't like what you are insinuating He likes to buy cookies and cake. What are you thinking? I think I'm not alone in wanting my cookies and cake at night. all hail the cookie deliverers, the girl scouts. No kidding. The number of times I've thought "man, its 1am and I could really use some cake right now" and a girl scout has totally failed to show up and service my needs. Its shameful, I tell you. What happened to capitalism?
Kengutsi Akira Ministry of War Amarr Empire 144	Posted - 2011.11.03 05:52:00 - [16] - Quote mkint wrote: Haulin Gneiss wrote: the hot MILF neighbor That would have turned the whole incident into a real tragedy. Other than that, yeah, people who knock on the front door usually probably deserve to be shot anyway. How I move to answer the door with colicitors ding dong rack the shotgun They have a tendancy to leave unless theyre REALLY desperate https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=255722#post255722 My stance on WiS

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