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Jonis Sinmaker
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Posted - 2006.02.08 11:13:00 -
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Tears Curing Cancer 
Pain Exporting
Crop Circles
Atain State 
Breathing Fire
Eating Hammers
Connect Four
Butter Churning
Handicapped Parking
Setting World records
Looking Hard as Nails
Smack Talk
Chuck Norris Skills
Tears Curing Cancer
Attain State
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2006.02.08 16:12:00 -
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Edited by: Kaeten on 08/02/2006 16:12:03
you forget Roundhouse Kick
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Quanteeri
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Posted - 2006.02.08 16:24:00 -
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 Originally by: Kaeten
Edited by: Kaeten on 08/02/2006 16:12:03
you forget Roundhouse Kick
Dont forget
Advanced Round House Kick
and
Remote Impregnation
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.02.08 16:26:00 -
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oh, and Mining 
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I like ya though, who are you again? - Wrangler
I think he is the guy with the big rubber ball  - Vanamonde
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lofty29
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Posted - 2006.02.08 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
oh, and Mining
QFT
By the way, chuck norris died about a week ago...just drop it.
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.02.08 22:30:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29
Originally by: Galaxion
oh, and Mining
QFT
By the way, chuck norris died about a week ago...just drop it.
I heard it was the same cause of death that Rick James acutally had:
Excessive un-funny.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I'm probably one of the biggest Bush fanboys in Eve...
This is like, Darth Vader, can't-reach-climax-without-killing-a-puppy evil.
RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran  |
DUFFMANX
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Posted - 2006.02.08 23:12:00 -
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Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ******* Indian.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Additional Chuck Norris Facts
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ****ed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more *********?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is ***. It will be because he has run out of women.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Originally by: Eshtir
If your transmission is missing, it might have been destroyed by our "OOC Deathstar".
-Eshtir
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Tekka
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Posted - 2006.02.09 00:30:00 -
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Edited by: Tekka on 09/02/2006 00:33:52
I think anyone that even mentions chuck norris should be BANNED from the forums
Its getting OLD
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Aeaus
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Posted - 2006.02.09 00:43:00 -
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Who the frak is chuck norris?
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Psycarne
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Posted - 2006.02.09 01:00:00 -
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Originally by: Aeaus
Who the frak is chuck norris?
TomB.
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Order of the Wombles: Recycling those untidy modules on your ship.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.09 05:16:00 -
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Chuck Norris went back in time to save the Gallente city of Hueromont. He caught the burning piece of Admiral Tovil-Toba's ship in his beard. The entire city then exploded from sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once destroyed a Jovian titan with a single roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris asked for Starsi from Quafe, and got it.
To prove that the Jovian Disease is not a big deal, he genetically engineered himself until he got it. He then rid himself of the disease by flexing for thirty minutes.
Chuck Norris does not train skillpacks. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The things you hear about the Thorax cruiser are true...it's made from a life-sized casting of Chuck Norris's genitalia. Yes, that's right, Chuck Norris's genitalia has weapons hardpoints.
When you PVP against a normal person, your HP readout turns red from the right side to the left, first in shields, then armor, then structure.
When you PVP against Chuck Norris, the very last bar on the left side of the structure readout turns red, and your ship explodes.
He only needs to think about targeting you in order to do this.
Even in a ship that cannot target you, such as a capsule or a shuttle.
Originally from my Batman thread.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler
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M00dy
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Posted - 2006.02.09 13:45:00 -
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I approve of the above message.
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.02.09 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
He only needs to think about targeting you in order to do this.
Even in a ship that cannot target you, such as a capsule or a shuttle.
You can target people if you'rein a shuttle, I had lots of shuttles target me during the Caldari Prime Memorial.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I'm probably one of the biggest Bush fanboys in Eve...
This is like, Darth Vader, can't-reach-climax-without-killing-a-puppy evil.
RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran |
Gift
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Posted - 2006.02.09 21:28:00 -
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Edited by: Gift on 09/02/2006 21:28:11
I heard them making chuck norris jokes on conservative talk radio yesterday. Its really really dead now.
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Verizana
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Posted - 2006.02.09 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Tekka
Edited by: Tekka on 09/02/2006 00:33:52
I think anyone that even mentions chuck norris should be BANNED from the forums
Its getting OLD
chuck norris doesn't get old. 
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