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Zuper Phrend
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Posted - 2006.02.10 14:55:00 -
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When someone reports a battle...
The actual number of ships they brought to battle can be multiplied by 3
The actual number of ships they fought against in battle can be divided by 2
The actual number of ships they lost in battle can be multiplied by 1.5
The actual number of ships they destroyed in battle can be divided by 4
The Wolf and Jaguar their group brought becomes "a frigate"
The enemy Merlin and Incursus turn into "a group of Harpies and Ishkurs"
A friendly Muninn and two Cerberus turn into "a couple of cruisers"
An enemy Deimos accompanied by two Thorax turns into "a big group of HACs"
When a friendly large POS is destroyed, it was "abandoned a long time ago, lol. Hope you had fun with that small tower."
A sieged enemy small POS put into reinforced mode becomes "three or four large POS's destroyed"
A lost guy in a shuttle podded in 0.0 becomes "an annihilated gank fleet"
A couple of neutrals ratting in 0.0 that were podded become "a thwarted invasion"
A gank fleet sent into enemy territory that was crushed by the people already there complains "you sent twenty on five, so you suck."
An enemy ship that was never scrambled, so manages to run away "was fitted with 5 WCS"
A friendly ship that's fitted with 5 WCS "is just using tactics and strategy"
A friendly battleship that was wrecked "was never fitted properly anyway, so don't act so proud of yourself"
A popped enemy Megathron fitted for mining is offhandedly referred to as a "Navy Blasterthron"
I know there's more, but I can't remember them now.
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Crucifixia
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Posted - 2006.02.10 15:02:00 -
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Edited by: Crucifixia on 10/02/2006 15:02:15
Nice one! 
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Gariuys
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Posted - 2006.02.10 15:04:00 -
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lol
~{When evil and strange get together anything is possible}~
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Tehel Necrona
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Posted - 2006.02.10 15:06:00 -
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Nice :)
maybe you could do one about the forum politics ?
like those that make official announcements all the time to try and get famous etc
or those that claim victory on here, but are no where to be seen in game
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Gibbah
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Posted - 2006.02.10 15:07:00 -
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Yep, a good read
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Raven DeBlade
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Posted - 2006.02.10 15:48:00 -
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Good one =)
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Brastagi
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Posted - 2006.02.10 15:57:00 -
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LOL  nice probably hit the spot!
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Ryn0
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Posted - 2006.02.10 16:00:00 -
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All true.
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AYES -eris
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Caeles Dominium
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Posted - 2006.02.10 16:02:00 -
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That was great. Hit the nail right on the head, Zuper. I can just see the ppl who pull that kind of crap grinding their teeth right about now but afraid to post so that they'll not be revealed to be a blowhard....
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Tekka
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Posted - 2006.02.10 16:02:00 -
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This man speaks the truth!
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Zuper Phrend
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Posted - 2006.02.10 16:04:00 -
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Edited by: Zuper Phrend on 10/02/2006 16:05:04
Example:
"We sent in only 4 BS and 5 cruisers against their 10 BS and 9 cruisers. We lost 1 BS and 1 cruiser, and they lost 11 BS and 15 cruisers."
What actually happened:
"We sent in 6 Battleships, 8 cruisers, and 5 frigates. All the frigs were T2, and 3 of the cruisers were HACs. The enemy had 5 battleships, 10 cruisers, and 4 frigates. We lost all of our frigates, a BS, and a HAC before we got away. They lost 2 Typhoons, 3 Interceptors, and 3 T1 cruisers. It was a mining op"
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.02.10 16:07:00 -
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lol indeed
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy |
Roxors
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Posted - 2006.02.10 16:08:00 -
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oh its too true..
im sure we're all guilty of it though at some level hehe.. i know i am.
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Zuper Phrend
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Posted - 2006.02.10 16:10:00 -
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God yeah, I'm guilty of this.
Thing is, people who do it usually don't do it on purpose, but some people do :P
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GouldFish
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Posted - 2006.02.10 16:24:00 -
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very nice :)
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2006.02.10 16:37:00 -
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It's funny becuase it's true
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.02.10 17:10:00 -
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 Originally by: Zuper Phrend
Edited by: Zuper Phrend on 10/02/2006 16:05:04
Example:
"We sent in only 4 BS and 5 cruisers against their 10 BS and 9 cruisers. We lost 1 BS and 1 cruiser, and they lost 11 BS and 15 cruisers."
What actually happened:
"We sent in 6 Battleships, 8 cruisers, and 5 frigates. All the frigs were T2, and 3 of the cruisers were HACs. The enemy had 5 battleships, 10 cruisers, and 4 frigates. We lost all of our frigates, a BS, and a HAC before we got away. They lost 2 Typhoons, 3 Interceptors, and 3 T1 cruisers. It was a mining op"
QFT.
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