Well im having an extremely ****** day with IRL crap and finally wanna take it out and get blown up.

Ill be in tama =/

Don't do it baby...
He was never good enough for you, you have a lot of good things going for u...
Just keep your head up and hit the club

Ugh =/ I wish it was boy trouble.. no this is that annoying IRL crap that makes you just wanna BOOM , so ima BOOM

P.S the killmail should be worth about 1bil

I have been wanting an excuse to use this....

Does this about sum it up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cARauLRYX2g

Well im here... whenever.. you know..

You sound kind of desperate.

As if it's a trap.

This is not facebook.

This is not facebook.

Um...this was the worst craigslist ******** invite ive ever read.

Back in my day, people used to go to bars to advertise the 'buffet' was open, now, its this.

*Scroll down* Hmm...Kawasaki motorcycle for sale 200.00

*Scroll down* Ohh.... Kitchenette set...500.00 nice! must see! *pics*

*Scroll down* Husbands out to sea, open invite for hardcore ********, text me for details *pic*

Hmmmm...that looks interesting..think ill check out that picture..OH MY ******* GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IS THAT A WATERBUFFALO RIDING A BEAR RUG ON AN EXERCISE BIKE??!?!??! OH DEAR GOD NEED EYE BLEACH!!!! OH GOD SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!!!!! *click* *click* *click* *internet explorer is not responding* **** YOU INTERNET ******* EXPLORER! SHUT THIS **** OFF BEFORE THE WORLD DIES! *click click click click click* *alt -ctrl-del endprocess* *internest explorer is not responding* NO ******* **** ITS NOT RESPONDING! I WOULDNT WANT TO RESPIOND EITHER HAVING DISPLAYED THAT **** JUST CLOSE IT! *window finally closes* *internet explorer encountered and error and had to be closed, would you like to re-open the previous page?* **** NO! I WANTED THAT **** CLOSED FOR A ******* REASON! *pull plug* *take computer out to front lawn, dowse in gasoline and light on fire*.

Um...this was the worst craigslist ******** invite ive ever read.

Back in my day, people used to go to bars to advertise the 'buffet' was open, now, its this.

*Scroll down* Hmm...Kawasaki motorcycle for sale 200.00

*Scroll down* Ohh.... Kitchenette set...500.00 nice! must see! *pics*

*Scroll down* Husbands out to sea, open invite for hardcore ********, text me for details *pic*

Hmmmm...that looks interesting..think ill check out that picture..OH MY ******* GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IS THAT A WATERBUFFALO RIDING A BEAR RUG ON AN EXERCISE BIKE??!?!??! OH DEAR GOD NEED EYE BLEACH!!!! OH GOD SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!!!!! *click* *click* *click* *internet explorer is not responding* **** YOU INTERNET ******* EXPLORER! SHUT THIS **** OFF BEFORE THE WORLD DIES! *click click click click click* *alt -ctrl-del endprocess* *internest explorer is not responding* NO ******* **** ITS NOT RESPONDING! I WOULDNT WANT TO RESPIOND EITHER HAVING DISPLAYED THAT **** JUST CLOSE IT! *window finally closes* *internet explorer encountered and error and had to be closed, would you like to re-open the previous page?* **** NO! I WANTED THAT **** CLOSED FOR A ******* REASON! *pull plug* *take computer out to front lawn, dowse in gasoline and light on fire*.

Um...this was the worst craigslist ******** invite ive ever read.

Back in my day, people used to go to bars to advertise the 'buffet' was open, now, its this.

*Scroll down* Hmm...Kawasaki motorcycle for sale 200.00

*Scroll down* Ohh.... Kitchenette set...500.00 nice! must see! *pics*

*Scroll down* Husbands out to sea, open invite for hardcore ********, text me for details *pic*

Hmmmm...that looks interesting..think ill check out that picture..OH MY ******* GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IS THAT A WATERBUFFALO RIDING A BEAR RUG ON AN EXERCISE BIKE??!?!??! OH DEAR GOD NEED EYE BLEACH!!!! OH GOD SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!!!!! *click* *click* *click* *internet explorer is not responding* **** YOU INTERNET ******* EXPLORER! SHUT THIS **** OFF BEFORE THE WORLD DIES! *click click click click click* *alt -ctrl-del endprocess* *internest explorer is not responding* NO ******* **** ITS NOT RESPONDING! I WOULDNT WANT TO RESPIOND EITHER HAVING DISPLAYED THAT **** JUST CLOSE IT! *window finally closes* *internet explorer encountered and error and had to be closed, would you like to re-open the previous page?* **** NO! I WANTED THAT **** CLOSED FOR A ******* REASON! *pull plug* *take computer out to front lawn, dowse in gasoline and light on fire*.

It died an amazingly awesome death...

A covert ops ship decloaked about 6km away.. so i started to lock it thinking FINALLY someone was gonna come blow me up, even if it was this one ship... and then about 5 seconds into the lock my screen went beserk with animations and I realized I was staring at almost 20 ships!

I NEARLY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING lol , it was ... to say the least.. the best thing ever. I couldnt have been happier, here I was totally afraid a small little frigate would destroy my beautiful Astarte and I would just feel even worse then I started... and instead it was sent to the scrap yard with nothing short of 18-20 Battleships and a carrier.

I am forever thankful for the fleet that did this for me, and it really did make my week.

Sounds like you had an exhilarating time and your mind was blown. I'm happy for you! Did they come with itchy trigger fingers?

Hahaha yea, I was dead within 5 seconds of them dropping... I didnt even have time to finish my lock on the covert ops XD

I honestly can't wait to see the instagram photos of what oOReikaOo Michiko has for lunch tomorrow.

Im on a diet, so spoiler it wont have any carbs