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The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:02:00 -
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For all the forum whiners.
Go to Character Bazaar, grab yourself an 04/05 char and then start posting whine threads like you're a real vet.
As a "bittervet" you can safely ask for WiS, gank free highsec and all kinds of things to suit your playstyle.
Just make it very clear that you have been playing for many, many years everytime you post. Throw in some random **** about what Eve "used" to be like and bingo, win post!!
Seems to work for the "bittervets" who bought their chars.
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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T' Elk
Clearly Compensating
The Dark Triad
107
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:11:00 -
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To be a bittervet does not require you to have been playing since 04/05. You just have to have experienced CCP.
God wears-áRay Ban Aviators. |
Black Dranzer
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:12:00 -
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Except no actual bittervet would actually praise incarna, and thus you'd be instantly identified as a fake. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
653
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:18:00 -
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I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Scarlet des Loupes
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
36
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:22:00 -
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Black Dranzer wrote:Except no actual bittervet would actually praise incarna, and thus you'd be instantly identified as a fake.
Because they would have already given up long ago?  |
Large Collidable Object
morons.
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:22:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar.
I agree.
Also, real bittervets don't post with their main.
morons-áare recruiting. We're good at breeding! |
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:26:00 -
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Arguably not your best work TA. |
Lystrian
Naked Moon Industries
Planetary Intercourse Recovery
0
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:29:00 -
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Large Collidable Object wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar. I agree. Also, real bittervets don't post with their main.
this..
the eve forums are for entertainment purposes only
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Jita Alt666
459
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:30:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:For all the forum whiners.
Go to Character Bazaar, grab yourself an 04/05 char and then start posting whine threads like you're a real vet.
As a "bittervet" you can safely ask for WiS, gank free highsec and all kinds of things to suit your playstyle.
Just make it very clear that you have been playing for many, many years everytime you post. Throw in some random **** about what Eve "used" to be like and bingo, win post!!
Seems to work for the "bittervets" who bought their chars.
A quick scan will reveal 2004/2005 alts tend to cost 20 - 25bil. A new player can only generate that sort of ISK by doing one of two things:
1. RMT sites - bad BAD BBBBAAAAADDDD
2. Buy GTC break into PLEX and sell for ISK
Plex are currently relatively expensive.
Putting on the tinfoil hat you gave me Apostle; I am going to suggest you need plex prices to drop to keep your alts subbed and are attempting your own market manipulation.
Lets see if it plays out as well as some others. |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:30:00 -
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Graic Gabtar wrote:Arguably not your best work TA.
Arguably? Correct. You're wrong 
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:33:00 -
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Jita Alt666 wrote:The Apostle wrote:For all the forum whiners.
Go to Character Bazaar, grab yourself an 04/05 char and then start posting whine threads like you're a real vet.
As a "bittervet" you can safely ask for WiS, gank free highsec and all kinds of things to suit your playstyle.
Just make it very clear that you have been playing for many, many years everytime you post. Throw in some random **** about what Eve "used" to be like and bingo, win post!!
Seems to work for the "bittervets" who bought their chars. A quick scan will reveal 2004/2005 alts tend to cost 20 - 25bil. A new player can only generate that sort of ISK by doing one of two things: 1. RMT sites - bad BAD BBBBAAAAADDDD 2. Buy GTC break into PLEX and sell for ISK Plex are currently relatively expensive. Putting on the tinfoil hat you gave me Apostle; I am going to suggest you need plex prices to drop to keep your alts subbed and are attempting your own market manipulation. Lets see if it plays out as well as some others.
lol. Dude. You read too much into it. 
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:34:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:Graic Gabtar wrote:Arguably not your best work TA. Arguably? Correct. You're wrong You know what they say about arguing with idiots? 
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Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari
Ushra'Khan
38
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Posted - 2011.11.03 23:34:00 -
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Bittervets post with their mains until their mains get banned  |
Venus Vermillion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
190
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Posted - 2011.11.04 05:13:00 -
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Or just be a bittervet's alt. Like me. |
Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
217
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Posted - 2011.11.04 05:15:00 -
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I'd be too busy having fun ingame if I bought a char that old..
F&ID: Skill Training, Agent Finder
What is CCP Guard gonna do with that grenade? |
mkint
257
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Posted - 2011.11.04 05:23:00 -
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Large Collidable Object wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar. I agree. Also, real bittervets don't post with their main.
Adblock covers a multitude of portrait sins.
Real bittervets have forum mains.
And OP failtroll is still fail. |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.11.04 05:30:00 -
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mkint wrote:Large Collidable Object wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar. I agree. Also, real bittervets don't post with their main. Adblock covers a multitude of portrait sins. Real bittervets have forum mains. And OP failtroll is still fail.
I wonder if we ever had some VR sex whether you'd feel different about me.
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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mkint
258
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Posted - 2011.11.04 05:43:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:mkint wrote:Large Collidable Object wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar. I agree. Also, real bittervets don't post with their main. Adblock covers a multitude of portrait sins. Real bittervets have forum mains. And OP failtroll is still fail. I wonder if we ever had some VR sex whether you'd feel different about me.
Maybe. Load up second life. Make some "clothing" and location models and wait for me. I'll catch up later. Don't worry, I'll show up. Just keep waiting. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
655
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Posted - 2011.11.04 06:12:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:I wonder if we ever had some VR sex whether you'd feel different about me.
Do you leave your hood on when you are making sweet sweet love?
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
DarkAegix
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
219
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Posted - 2011.11.04 06:44:00 -
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Bittervets don't want WiS.
They want FiS, but without any of the new ships, nebulae, time dilation, engine trails, player owned customs offices, new old turret icons, new T2 modules, hybrid balance, supercap balance, new cyno effects or any other features.
Bittervets don't know what they want. |
How2FoldSoup
Hull Tanking Elitists
6
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Posted - 2011.11.04 06:52:00 -
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Lystrian wrote:Large Collidable Object wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:I've found it's more effective to have a hideous avatar. I agree. Also, real bittervets don't post with their main. this.. the eve forums are for entertainment purposes only
Bravo good chap.. /clap |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.11.04 10:53:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:The Apostle wrote:I wonder if we ever had some VR sex whether you'd feel different about me. Do you leave your hood on when you are making sweet sweet love?
Don't you remember?
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
258
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Posted - 2011.11.04 12:30:00 -
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at first I was like :|
but then I was like :|
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
De'Veldrin
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing
64
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Posted - 2011.11.04 13:25:00 -
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DarkAegix wrote:Bittervets don't want WiS.
They want FiS, but without any of the new ships, nebulae, time dilation, engine trails, player owned customs offices, new old turret icons, new T2 modules, hybrid balance, supercap balance, new cyno effects or any other features.
Bittervets don't know what they want.
Bittervets want what they used to have before they got what they asked for.
Unsub or don't.-á I don't care what your reasons are, and neither does anyone else.-á Just click the button and go away - or don't. |
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