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Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
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Posted - 2013.11.21 07:22:00 -
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What a rush.
I went out to the bookstore yesterday (Morons Section) and encountered my first Blond Bimbo Dressed in Red Plaid Christmas Tights. Strolling past for a better look landed me in the self improvement section where I bumped into more Red. Normally I'm as cautious as a Miner on a gate to a .6 system But Rubicon's got me all in a rush. My phones ringing off the hook, I gotta do this and I gotta do that, grab some POCOS, build some of the new content, actually making profit, Bling blinging and dum da da Ding Dingin across the universe which is suddenly half the size. Not only am I making money but other people are making money off me as I am forced to pick up the pace to grab what I can for stupid prices.
Its with this frenetic pace I Bump into Miss Rubicon In the self help Aisle. Caution to the wind, "What are you trying to work on, What could you possibly improve Red?", I says to the fresh ruby colored dye job. "Sex", she answers. I think I'm getting too much already with Rubicon but I recklessly speed along into, "To much or Not enough?" "To much" Red answers, "I think I'm enjoying it too much and too often." I spend some time showing her her current partners inability to provide her obviously deserved need for material and sexual security without directly challenging hios manhood and almost convince her that her current fears are indeed valid and that any sex with her boyfriend is indeed to much.
And the Rubicon pace continued and I started to appreciate my new briskness that I had carried from EVE, Out Of POD. So at least for today EVE has actually added to the quality of my life instead of taking away. I really appreciate that and for this kind of thinking I have been awarded many rainbows and unicorns, candy canes and glitter in alliance. Red and Green of course. And while I'm smelling sugar plums and before the ISD gives me a rainbow thread lock (they are so gay), I'd like to ask for some help thinking.
What could WE possibly give CCP in appreciation besides attaboyz? I'm looking at the PLEX For Good idea and wondering if we could maybe all get behind it. I don't know how to design award winning museum quality content like Goons (Grrr) but maybe some of you have some better ideas that might bring some public or private accolades.
Any other ideas or should we just give them a kick in the ass and a lump of coal to keep the hamsters pecking at their keyboards like galley slaves with ores on a viking ship? |
Zions Child
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
531
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Posted - 2013.11.21 07:37:00 -
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What type of drunk, drug-fueled redpiller EVE fantasy dream did I walk into? |
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Time and all Eternity
HumAnnoyeD
164
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Posted - 2013.11.21 08:17:00 -
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TLDR LOL
Honor is a fools prize.
Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! |
Inquisitor Ageri
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
57
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Posted - 2013.11.21 08:27:00 -
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Jerry Stiller, is that you? |
Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
135
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Posted - 2013.11.21 08:34:00 -
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Came in expecting tears. Left amused, confused and slightly aroused.
+1 for not being another whinge thread. |
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
927
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Posted - 2013.11.21 09:06:00 -
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Is this some kind of drug induced Fan Fiction? 
Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |
baltec1
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
8669
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Posted - 2013.11.21 09:12:00 -
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CCP should give us one bit of carbon this year.
Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship |
Samoth Egnoled
26466
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Posted - 2013.11.21 09:32:00 -
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Lol or the key to 'the door'
Those that open it either get sucked into a vacuum or get podded because the station wasnt decontaminated yet and they caught TB or something.
Merry ******* christmas!
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Solstice Project
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4617
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Posted - 2013.11.21 11:10:00 -
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I'm confused and thinking of freckled redheads now. |
Decian Cor
Disconnected.
Moon Warriors
48
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Posted - 2013.11.21 11:47:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
"There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it."
Unfiltered for the masses. |
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
4731
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Posted - 2013.11.21 13:10:00 -
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Say hello to the frumious bandersnatch for me OP.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
50
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Posted - 2013.11.21 13:32:00 -
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Stars... I see red stars everywhere. RED twinkling stars everywhere. The sky I use to be so blue. |
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Time and all Eternity
HumAnnoyeD
164
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Posted - 2013.11.21 13:35:00 -
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Will someone take away his crash?
Honor is a fools prize.
Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! |
Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam
Disturbed Acquaintance
987
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Posted - 2013.11.21 13:35:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:CCP should give us one bit of carbon this year.
again ??
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1036
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Posted - 2013.11.21 13:35:00 -
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LOL!!! I enjoyed the thread so far and look forward to some moar  |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Turing Tested
1064
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Posted - 2013.11.21 14:40:00 -
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Tuggboat wrote: Blond Bimbo Dressed in Red Plaid Christmas Tights.
Please tell us about the example of sartorial modern elegance that you were swathed in for comparison of "moron", please.
High Priestess Designate, Heir to The Vestibule of The Temple of the Holy Amarr Suicide Cult of Haimeh |
Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
54
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Posted - 2013.11.21 20:35:00 -
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Well She had big hair. Like it was about three diameters of her head but it was like a 60's fishbowl that tucked in at the neck plastered flat down along her neck to the top of her shoulders. Minds me of Barberella in Scottland, One of those rare 8mm porns from the west coast. I don't know what your question means but I'm thinking you want to know if she was wearing Satin Rubicon panties but since her legs were covered I could care less. When she walked past me I heard a wooshing sound, like a siphon and she had a face like CCP Guard, You know that Siphon face of his. When I go past those TV space screens I hear a wooshing and CCP Guards face is on them. Well anyhow though her lips were thin, I believe she could handle 20% more goo than the Mitani but I can't really say she was better looking than Guard.
As for the Morons Aisle thing, thats where ya look for Bimbo's Bubba. Where else? |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Turing Tested
1081
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Posted - 2013.11.21 20:36:00 -
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Alex Grisom knock-off
And a poor one at that.
Would not read again.
High Priestess of The Temple of the Holy Amarr Suicide Cult of Haimeh
"You are, quite literally, the best person ever." --áDomanique Altares,-áRifterlings
"Send Ramona your ISK, and biomass." --áJarod Garamonde,-áSardaukar Merc Guild |
Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
54
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Posted - 2013.11.21 20:39:00 -
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Ya already made me look up sartorial, pick on somebody with your own size head. |
Winchester Steele
204
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Posted - 2013.11.21 20:40:00 -
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Tuggboat wrote:Well She had big hair. Like it was about three diameters of her head but it was like a 60's fishbowl that tucked in at the neck plastered flat down along her neck to the top of her shoulders. Minds me of Barberella in Scottland, One of those rare 8mm porns from the west coast. I don't know what your question means but I'm thinking you want to know if she was wearing Satin Rubicon panties but since her legs were covered I could care less. When she walked past me I heard a wooshing sound, like a siphon and she had a face like CCP Guard, You know that Siphon face of his. When I go past those TV space screens I hear a wooshing and CCP Guards face is on them. Well anyhow though her lips were thin, I believe she could handle 20% more goo than the Mitani but I can't really say she was better looking than Guard.
As for the Morons Aisle thing, thats where ya look for Bimbo's Bubba. Where else?
I have absolutely no idea you just said here, but I like it regardless.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
7534
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Posted - 2013.11.21 20:58:00 -
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After reading that....I now know it is entirely possible to get high and post after huffing from a bag filled with your own ****.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
3061
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Posted - 2013.11.21 21:03:00 -
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I like Missiles.
Zimmy Zeta -I f*cking love martinis.the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. |
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