Do they explode? Do they give tears afterwards? Do they keep feeding you like this poor guy?

1 - 2 - 3

If not, I'd rather stick with blowing up morons in internet spaceships.

Maybe explain him what a killmail is first ?

So, how long have you been roaming around on the forums? Have you never opened a killmail link before? Replace the & in the link with &.

"We would never drop vindicators"
- Dispike

Where have you been I have been concerned for your mental health, Now put that tongue away.

I have tried to get him to my consultation room a number of times but he is in denial.

After these repetitive adverts, I am wondering if Zeus hired you to be his poster boy. Or are you trying to worm your way in Pursuit of Happiness?

Just asking.

Not really, doing a bad enough job at advertising our own alliance, better focus my limited multitasking abilities on one thing at a time.

In before this gets removed for glorifying ****/necrophilia and for labeling these professional mercenaries as necrophiliacs, You really need to engage your brain before posting.

Tisk tisk, not willing to go that extra mile...ah well.

I imagine the cost to use the facilities will have something to say about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNgMn8dx6kc

New footage

Where the hell is my wardec?

You both fail to see what I said. If someones asking what to shoot constantly on comms the usual reply is to tell them, not leave them saying "who shall we hit" for 10 minutes. You can do Logi disrupting by hitting between 2 targets way better not hitting 8 separate targets at the same time, Logi can hold 10 targets getting small damage compared to 2 targets getting 100% damage within 30 seconds each other.

Just another KB based corp who think killing people on undocks is pvp, that's all you do is catch people 5v1 then when another group of 5 comes you run away and spam local with trolling (and you all sound like your in your 30's / 40's which is kind of scary).

So basically you told me to dare you, then I did and you dont got the balls to go thru with it. laughable, keep on killing thoose pve ships so you can boost your ego. Pathetic.

Link

EDIT: Oh, that was so terribly hard, I think I might need to lay down and rest for a week after all that exertion.

/swoon because effort



Wasn't really all that hard, I was just being dramatic earlier

The content of the link wasn't the point, it was merely that the link works

What is the matter? umadbro?

I wonder who's thread you will be touting in next month??

I prefer the version: "If brute force does not solve your problem, you have not used enough"

Can I has your stuff?

>enter smack talk here<

>enter something about something else here<

contrary to popular belief, not everyone wanted our current war

Because that's what happens when ppl get into a pissing match

to be fair, you were welcome to come to us at anytime....

i say it because you complain that we don't come to you, but you know exactly where to find us if you wanted to have a skirmish.

So if you really wanted to have a fight, you could always come to our neck of the woods

but it really doesn't matter in the end, its a no loss war on either side, and its already been retracted.

You guys are free to troll your targets in jita without kinda of worry, and we dont have to wonder if we're being stalked by you guys as we chase wt's and killrights

I'd call it a win win for both sides

Never not jam out falcon \o/

If my wife played eve she would be prob one of the best pvpers in-game. however ccp would have to incorporate a plate launcher and lvl 5 pan whacking.

Saeger we missed you at the POCO smash! o/

Lies... we cannot ever make Jouzas stop cursing on Team Speak. That is too much for us to handle.

But that is just the Team Speak equivalent of docking and not fighting. It is not our style.

Well we did kill all of the chickens so no not all is well in the chicken coup.

I miss a chicken?

Well this is awkward..

High sec merc work is drying up so how soon till they are just gate camping and hub camping griefers? Not that they did anything else.

Do you believe everything you are told on coms? well apparently you do.
I will say that I know who's alt it is but rest assured it is not mine.

Did my last comment touch a nerve?
Again you post absolute rubbish with no factual basis but you keep going as the more you do the more stupid you look.

C'mon, Saeger got simple needs, don't break the mood and make him unhappy, yes?

Put to top, this should be.

Come on shadow you know its diffcult to kill you guys when eve uni are chasing you about the place.

i would love to come and watch you play on station again but i have over 100 wars going so i have better things to do.

In your dreams saeger maybe

Looking at the KB it seems dreaming is all you do!

Patch day has been great so far! Keep the contracts coming!

Stop saying that.. peopel will start asking us to haul stuff :P Change to all violent needs....

If we apply Seager's logic, brave Tora was the only one camping Anttiri and you guys were all scared and logged.

What mercs are you hiring?

Sorry to burst ya bubble that we do more then sit on trade hubs

https://zkillboard.com/related/30002573/201411110100/o/%7B%22A%22%3A%5B%5D%2C%22B%22%3A%5B%2299003187%22%5D%7D/

At least share the popcorn guys....

Tear extraction complete.

<3 u Saeger

Awwww i was just playing with you mate.

I think your losing it abit bud. That cane he killed was a half fit PVE arty cane. probarly had no drones too it must have been hard getting under them guns in a frig

And what are you banging on about T3's? You sit in a loki on the 4-4 numb nuts and only probarly move when someone needs extra dps.

Go away saeger and come back when you come off a hub and learn to pew.

indeed GF I thought id surprise you on my day off

I see a possible ISK making ploy here, everyone should starts double stabbing his/her ship, I'm gonna grab the whole strenght 3 Scram market, yes?

Who need scan res and sebos anyway?

Are you still recuperating in Jita?
Station camping is so good for your health as you know you get a nosebleed if you venture more than 2 jumps out.

Why hello there, hugs for those bringing happiness.

Oh and look, Miko Jin still at it.

Shocker.

Ok folks, Thanksgiving is over and Black Friday is in full swing. Our doors are open. Take advantage of our discounted prices and crazy sales - not sure what they are.

Please don't lose this once in a life time opportunity to contract us during the holiday season. We promise to bring cheer, joy and happiness into the Eve universe (well maybe not so much for the targets - lol).

More do it but don't include me from the elite pvper.

Do use POH as they do get the job done well.

Not with Saeger he is well?? leave you decide.

I believe it was your post he removed lol.

Time once again to wreck the halls, need help this holiday? Got a fat guy playing Santa in your system? His elves scurry about leaving you high and dry with nothing to show for it?

Hire The Pursuit of Happiness. We'll guarantee we wil wreck his holiday fun, pull down his north pole (tower), and beat his elves into submission. Then we'll decorate your halls the right way; corpse strung on the chimney with care in hopes that fedos soon to be there.

Mail: Jake Patton, Ju0zas or Saeger1737 if you wanna give the gift that keeps on giving this holiday.... War!!!

If you want a Merc group that is both good and fairly large you basically want pursuit. If you want that but hire someone else instead you're dumb and deserve the substandard service you'll get.

XD "I'm sitting here cloaked bro! Come AT ME BRO."

We can have long and boring discussions about it, but lets not. Fact is, PoH is a much more solid and dangerous alliance without the "Something fingers" corp. Only a few members that are no longer in PoH, were PoH quality. M3PHIST0 for example.

Thank you for the introduction but I am no king. You may rise.

Good to see you back in POH Saeger!

I like therefore I bump

*drums fingers rapidly on the desk thinking*

Blimey just saw that you took a POS down, a small one, but looks like the complete service, impressive...

EDIT: Just realised it was offline

Nice, our lads took down a Coven one 29th August that was unstronted, don't happen often...

Billionaire is a hard understatement. :)

I wanted to decorate my hangar for hallowe'en, but you guys are poosays. Heya Saeger.

Don't worry however, pirat are doing the job and being paid.

Sooo...you're saying you guys are chicken? Buuuuuck buuuuck

Ladies and gentlemen,

The board has been set, lines adjusted, bounties meassured.

The Time has come For the PoH Halloween Bash, those of you lucky enough not to be apart of it, heed this warning!! There are many holidays in a year for a party.


Hire PoH, Our Parties Rock.