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Valkin Mordirc
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Posted - 2015.03.04 08:18:59 -
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It's funny that you mention Star Wars As this little Gem is floating around DEAF HQ right now
https://i.groupme.com/632x519.png.ba63f2f121bd4d6bbbdf45baf20e8afa.large
#DeleteTheWeak
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Lachesiss
nomnomnom MOAR BABIES
The Pursuit of Happiness
276
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Posted - 2015.03.04 09:03:05 -
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hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah  
On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
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Dohbart
The Filthy Few
Break-A-Wish Foundation
6
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Posted - 2015.03.06 10:04:35 -
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Da bump |
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
886
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Posted - 2015.03.06 20:05:13 -
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The first week of March has been a good one! Many "sneaky" people have lost their beloved ships and countless more are in line to lose theirs too.
We can run 57 locates in 10 minutes, hire us.
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
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Mynxee
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
90
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Posted - 2015.03.08 04:01:12 -
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Greetings, my dears. I am sorry our Free Hugs Fleet was unable to deliver this evening but I left something for you in Amarr. Quick...before the snowballs melt..go go go!
http://i.imgur.com/0JpZ7y9.jpg
Lost in space, looking for sigs...
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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
890
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Posted - 2015.03.08 07:50:58 -
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Why some shouldn't leave the station
Food chain caught up with some people. Leadership did not properly inform them of the pasture that we designated for their use. All sheep were purged from the pastures of deadspace and returned back to their grazing grounds of dodixie.
Mynxee wrote:Greetings, my dears. I am sorry our Free Hugs Fleet was unable to deliver this evening but I left something for you in Amarr. Quick...before the snowballs melt..go go go! http://i.imgur.com/0JpZ7y9.jpg
Unfortunately I saw this too late so my attempt to rescue the can and it's contents did not go as planned. I even probed for the mobile depot! Next time I will try to be more aware of exchanges such as these.
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
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Lachesiss
nomnomnom MOAR BABIES
The Pursuit of Happiness
287
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Posted - 2015.03.10 08:05:37 -
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Hire POH today
Always gracious in relieving you enemies from there ships.
On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
Short Bus Mercenaries.
160
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Posted - 2015.03.10 12:47:25 -
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Lachesiss wrote:Hire POH today
Always gracious in relieving you enemies from there ships.
Your so sexy I would leave my sheep for you!
Sheep are sexy by the way! |
deklanmarshall7
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
0
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Posted - 2015.03.12 20:44:25 -
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Wait, wait, wait!
You follow targets into low, null, and wormholes? Correct?
Explain to me why you never follow me.
I have been chased multiple times by your little HS Wardeccin' misfit corp, just to evade you at a LS gate. Same applies for WH's and NS. You guys do not follow people. I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked, just waiting for you guys to come through.
You never do. |
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
892
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Posted - 2015.03.12 21:50:58 -
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deklanmarshall7 wrote:
I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked
This is a good way to NOT get a fight. One cannot scout someone that isn't visible.
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
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Valkin Mordirc
753
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Posted - 2015.03.12 22:10:31 -
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Quote:. You guys do not follow people. I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked, just waiting for you guys to come through.
You never do.
XD "I'm sitting here cloaked bro! Come AT ME BRO."
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Saeger1737
Deadly Fingertips
Absolute Defiance
1063
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Posted - 2015.03.12 22:20:35 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:Quote:. You guys do not follow people. I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked, just waiting for you guys to come through.
You never do. XD "I'm sitting here cloaked bro! Come AT ME BRO."
Valkin gotta speak nerdy to him. His cloak of invisibility may give him -5 dexterity, but +2 in YouTube PvP. |
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
893
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Posted - 2015.03.12 22:57:08 -
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Cloaky pilots... pfft. Kill them all 2defy!
Now for todays lesson I would also like to reinforce that we, The Pursuit of Happiness, are not followers but predators.
We may not feature hundreds of wars with dozens upon dozens of active members but we do seek out to destroy whoever we are at war with. For all of those who think we too sit in a trade hub then think again and observe these simple statistics.
In 12 days we have destroyed 211 ships/capsules.
In 12 days only 26 kills of the ships/capsules we destroyed were in a trade hub.
For those who like math, 12.3% of our kills this month have been in a trade hub.
Not sold yet?
The Pursuit of Happiness is 505 days old.
In 505 days we have killed 20,921 ships/capsules.
In 505 days only 6,468 of the ships/capsules we destroyed were in a trade hub.
For the math minded, 30.91% of our kills since birth have been in a trade hub.
Consistent aren't we?
Still don't think we hunt our prey? Hire us or declare war on us. We'll be happy either way.
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
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Ned Thomas
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
1114
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Posted - 2015.03.12 23:27:52 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:deklanmarshall7 wrote:
I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked
This is a good way to NOT get a fight. One cannot scout someone that isn't visible.
Apparently orbiting the gate at 15km is a good start.
Hugs, PoH 
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Valkin Mordirc
756
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Posted - 2015.03.13 05:52:15 -
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Confirming POH's hunty-ness.
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Lachesiss
nomnomnom MOAR BABIES
The Pursuit of Happiness
297
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Posted - 2015.03.13 12:31:57 -
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Today I will be hunting war targets Brazilian bikini style .
deklanmarshall7 if I see you un cloaked I promise I will make sure you nuzzle me.
On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
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Desudes
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
432
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Posted - 2015.03.16 01:18:53 -
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Marlin Spikes wrote: We will follow targets to Null, Low, and Wormholes
Did EE not pay you guys enough for this ? Was kinda hoping for content :/
Excuse me, but what the f*ck are you desu?
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Lex Arson
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
401
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Posted - 2015.03.16 01:25:57 -
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Desudes wrote:Marlin Spikes wrote:We will follow targets to Null, Low, and Wormholes Did EE not pay you guys enough for this ? Was kinda hoping for content :/
We live in Antem VI - 7 for reference, please pay us a visit
There's no use crying after every mistake,
you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
899
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Posted - 2015.03.16 05:59:43 -
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Lex Arson wrote:Desudes wrote:Marlin Spikes wrote:We will follow targets to Null, Low, and Wormholes Did EE not pay you guys enough for this ? Was kinda hoping for content :/ We live in Antem VI - 7 for reference, please pay us a visit
Hello we live in Anttiri V - 21 for reference.
You see when a mercenary starts to become well known they can begin to offer unique services such as high-sec denial, predator paranoia, and last but not least the tears cannon.
As you might have guessed we do get hired to do different tasks by different entities for, you guessed it, different prices. Now obviously if EE wanted us to camp you in in Antem then we would be there. Just because you didn't see us this time doesn't mean we didn't do the job we were paid to do. Until next time, keep up the good work soldier 
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
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Lex Arson
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
401
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Posted - 2015.03.16 18:23:40 -
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Can I pay you to come fight us?
There's no use crying after every mistake,
you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
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Lachesiss
nomnomnom MOAR BABIES
The Pursuit of Happiness
303
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Posted - 2015.03.17 11:37:52 -
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Lex Arson wrote:Can I pay you to come fight us?
The easy way is for you to dec us if you really want to play?. Oh wait sorry we do not have any poco's or towers for you to shoot. 
I can put a nice big shinny one up if you want to play with that?
On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
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Lachesiss
nomnomnom MOAR BABIES
The Pursuit of Happiness
308
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Posted - 2015.03.18 12:38:27 -
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And now the purge begins on WT's
Actually to me a purge sounds like your requiring a huge dump that has been stuck for some time.
GÖ˝ Wiggle it just a little bit GÖ˝
Bumpski to the top
On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
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Ned Thomas
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
1234
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Posted - 2015.03.21 03:54:02 -
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Ran into some POH bros tonight. Had a blast.
Awesome war targets are awesome. +1 would hug again!
Seriously though, we're incredibly hard to hunt down and they still found us. Hire these people. Now.
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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
900
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Posted - 2015.03.21 06:05:13 -
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Ned Thomas wrote:Ran into some POH bros tonight. Had a blast.
Awesome war targets are awesome. +1 would hug again!
Seriously though, we're incredibly hard to hunt down and they still found us. Hire these people. Now.
Thank you for the kind words and the Hugs!
I wish you all the best!
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
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Helios Anduath
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
0
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Posted - 2015.03.21 11:45:34 -
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It is a shame that I missed out on our latest hugs fleet as it sounds like much fun was had and happiness found! The last one I was on missed you by a gate so I was looking forward to sharing some hugs.
I guess we will just have to come and offer some more hugs during the next week ;) |
Jacobi Jantrit
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
0
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Posted - 2015.03.21 16:55:17 -
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POH: Adding excitement to your EvE experience.
Fly safe fellas.
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Lachesiss
nomnomnom MOAR BABIES
The Pursuit of Happiness
309
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Posted - 2015.03.23 14:59:43 -
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Jacobi Jantrit wrote:POH: Adding excitement to your EvE experience.
Fly safe fellas.
Dam must resist... I'm getting a soft spot for you lot
*face desk* multiple times. Must resist incredible hug warfare.
I would point out after popping teclove. He said gf and thanks which in my head I was like wtf. Anyway I'll send him a hug when I'm on later.
On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
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Ned Thomas
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
1284
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Posted - 2015.03.23 23:26:10 -
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Lachesiss wrote:
I would point out after popping teclove. He said gf and thanks which in my head I was like wtf. Anyway I'll send him a hug when I'm on later.
Thank you for posting that. We're pretty big on "no tears" and being polite under fire. The way we see it, our best method of combat is to avoid being caught, and if someone catches us then there's no reason to get mad and blame them for shooting us in a spaceship shooting game. The "thanks" was probably for the learning experience, which when a member does lose a ship (look at are killboard, we're friggin experts at it) we do try to talk them through what happened and what they can do better next time.
It's nice to see people acting that way. It's something we take pretty seriously.
Also, bump for POH.
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
23336
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Posted - 2015.03.23 23:32:00 -
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Every post on this page is an example of how to run a highsec war, mutual respect and fun for everybody.
Well played PoH and Eve Scout Enclave.
Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business.
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
907
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Posted - 2015.03.26 19:07:11 -
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Never not be Happy!!! We are always on the Pursuit of Happiness and will do whatever it takes! :)
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
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