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Ctaesis
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Posted - 2003.09.04 01:45:00 -
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In an early morning traffic stop, Caldarian Police pulled over an Ibis Frigate which was speeding and flying irregularly around Amsen station.
It was determined that the frigate was driven by Jade Constantine, 34, CEO of Jericho Faction and her Amarrian lover Sir Molle, age unknown, of Evolution.
Police Officer Guy Carlosi reported that Jade was found to be under the influence of MindDrop, and illegal substance banned in Caldari space. Molle was passed out, but had characteristic "track marks" indicating that he was mainlining Crash, another narcotic. Molle was rushed by Care Flight to Malkalen Medical for treatment. Doctors list him as stable. Jade was taken directly to jail. Reports have come in that she did not pass go, or collect any money.
Further inspection of the frigate found several more black market modifications including an extra high slot, a nitro-boosted power core, a named microwarp drive, and a stash of MindDrop whose street value is estimated at over 9M ISK.
Caldarian prosecutors are preparing their case against these two once proud celebrity figures, and have stated, "We will seek the maximum penalty under the law for these two."
The maximum sentence for illegal drug possesion with the intent to distribute is 10 years working in the Veldspar mines orbiting the Koroma 8 prison planet and a 100M ISK fine. The maximum sentence for possesion of a illegally modified frigate is up to 4 years in the mines and a 25M ISK fine.
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John Zeppe
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Posted - 2003.09.04 01:50:00 -
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I didn't know you were a celebrity?
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The Wretch
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Posted - 2003.09.04 01:53:00 -
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The Wretch
Cyberdyne Systems CEO
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QBall
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Posted - 2003.09.04 01:56:00 -
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"OMG IT'S TRAMMEL 2.0!!!!"
-QBall
And
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Revolution
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Posted - 2003.09.04 02:08:00 -
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hehe :>
almost as dumb as tehel necroma losing his blackbird to gate guns 45 minutes ago :>
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Cruise
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Posted - 2003.09.04 02:20:00 -
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A Caldari cop named Guy Carlosi?
Umm..how does one 'speed' in space? lol
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Ulstan
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Posted - 2003.09.04 02:32:00 -
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Erm.
I don't quite see the point of this post :(
It reminds of the times CCP would roleplay a bug so you weren't sure if it was even a bug at all or if they were talking about some event :D
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Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2003.09.04 02:41:00 -
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Ulstan please stop making posts with which I agree.
Its very unsettling. 
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Azov
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Posted - 2003.09.04 02:52:00 -
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 haha that deserves a mild laugh
still have to give it up for originality ... anyways CCP hasn't played off a bug in a little while or have they?
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Cao Cao
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Posted - 2003.09.04 04:01:00 -
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Yay, maybe the Caldari police can muzzle Jade and prevent her from trash talking in the forums any more.
Or maybe she'll have something interesting and worthwhile to say after working in the veldspar mines --
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Foomanshoe
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Posted - 2003.09.04 04:43:00 -
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Must be because shes a... uh oh.. SOCIALIST!!! 
I swear, You TTI people are hilarious, Socialist... HAHAHAHA
Im never going to forget that.
As for uh, trying to insult Jade
Smashing job mate 
I especially like the Amarrian lover part, oh and the drugs, ya, that was uh, good too.
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ChandraGupta
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Posted - 2003.09.04 05:49:00 -
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Aww Ctaesis ....
lemme guess did Ragnar say "Good doggie" after u wrote this?
if not ill give u a cookie...
here ... come come.. here ...
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.09.04 08:43:00 -
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It made me chuckle. It's a shame some of you are so full of anger that you can't even see that it was an attempt at humour.
Here's a tip for you: read the article *before* you judge it by the author*.
I agree, it was senseless. But so is Monty Python. That's what makes it funny.
Lighten up people. It's a fork sight better than all the political claptrap people are tossing into the bonfire.
Maybe I'm just in a brighter mood than you guys. Although I don't see how, I just got to work, and can barely keep my eyes open.
*The author has made some rather large mistakes in the past, but if you can't overlook that, then I feel for you**.
Everybody loves James Brown, despite the fact that he went mental with a shotgun once...
**not homo
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2003.09.04 09:13:00 -
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This is one of the lames things i have ever seen
only thing that beats this would be the post of Ragnar interviewing himself RP style and those two newpaper articles TTI published when they were having the war with EC, that made up stupid headlines like how HG would******raindeer and how he had a Minmatar love child n stuff
"TTI Diversionary tactic 01, when the $hit hits the fan, post lame made up RP Style news articles about the enemy to have a good laugh at him"
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Acab
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Posted - 2003.09.04 09:20:00 -
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*The author has made some rather large mistakes in the past, but if you can't overlook that, then I feel for you**.
I'm happy you do feel for me then. Nice to have somebody who cares for you.:)
*The author tried to go with a out of game blackmail against Jade. (How low one can go?)
*The author posted in these same forums an advice to mine using scripted macros. the post has been later locked donw by a moderator due to patent EULA infrigements.
As far as i'm concerned *The author should be banned after these two acts... but that's just me, and i can easily live with that.
It's maybe you that have to re-evaluate *The author as an ally. Really. The maximum that i can give him (and believe me, i DO know he couldn't care less..:)) it's the same kind of comprehension you can give to a nut acting out during a ****oid crisis.
And by the way, the piece itself is cheap. Cheap parody of a slundering tabloid article.
The same work conferms the low profile of *The author.(Amongst the miriad of possible RP char one may decide to play... the part of a Tabloid journalist... i mean, mimicking one of the lowest form of life in the universe... xcept lawyers and Ragnar of course:P)
But, "de gustibus non est disputandum".:)
Acab
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Elysia
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Posted - 2003.09.04 09:28:00 -
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I'm afraid I've gotta agree with Acab, here.
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Karif
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Posted - 2003.09.04 09:36:00 -
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Edited by: Karif on 04/09/2003 09:36:50
"The author has made some rather large mistakes in the past, but if you can't overlook that, then I feel for you"
There is an old expression.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack likes a duck, I most certainly don't need to sample its ***** to determine that it is most likely a duck.
Sometimes I may be wrong, but I'd rather be wrong than eat duck sh*t.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.09.04 09:39:00 -
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I'm rather worried about that attempt at blackmailing.
Makes you wonder exactly how honest the leaders of TTI are when it comes to most of the other game rules.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
John Zeppe
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Posted - 2003.09.04 11:00:00 -
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Am I that boring?
Hey, I was actually serious. I can't see a reason good enough for him to be doing this to Jade. 
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.09.04 11:04:00 -
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I'm not trying to save this guys reputation.
I don't agree with a lot of things he has said/done, (I wasn't aware it was him who pulled the 'mine with macros' nonsense) and personally feel he should delete his account.
I was just saying I found it amusing. It was over-the-top, and frankly, highly unlikely, and I found it funny.
sorry if I offended anyones sensibilities/hostilities.
personally, I'd like to see Roy 'Chubby' Brown die, and die painfully. But he has come out with some funny jokes.
You all need to relax a little, recent events appear to be boiling people's blood.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.04 13:40:00 -
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I just think;
A) It was a bit of a cowardly-ass thing to do as his last-gasp befor selling the character gesture. (You have to pity the new owner)
B) He should have posted it in the fiction or library (where the made up stories go)
C) He shouldn't have used my real out of game age. Thats a personal detail he discovered by hacking an active IRC connection.
Though the latter is minor compared to his earlier infraction, it does show that the community response to the first crime really didn't educate him to the error of his ways.
Kind Regards (and thanks for the comments guys)
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Athule Snanm
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Posted - 2003.09.04 13:51:00 -
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and a stash of MindDrop whose street value is estimated at over 9M ISK.
Ah good, I see my delivery got through - although I can't see what the big deal is. Lothar, Helga and I regularly enjoy the mild soporific effect of these substances after a hard day's experimenting down the labs.
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Ulstan
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Posted - 2003.09.04 13:51:00 -
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Edited by: Ulstan on 04/09/2003 13:51:32
It seems Ctaesis is no longer in TTi.
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=29977
Oh and surely Jade could find someone better looking than Sir Molle!
Blech 
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.04 13:56:00 -
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Oh and surely Jade could find someone better looking than Sir Molle!
How about you my sweet little brigand, hmmm? You really are too good for Ragnar and the band of inbred misfits rallied to his banner.
Love and peace
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.09.04 13:58:00 -
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Hmmmmmmm.
Why do I hear alarm bells ringing?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Laird
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Posted - 2003.09.04 14:26:00 -
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Hmm....Maybe thats what we need in addition to The Scope, I kind of tabloid satire paper a bit like Private Eye or The Onion.
Mind you considering the legal action those have had taken against them, It would probably stand as much chance as a moth attracted to a bonfire.
Commodore Laird, Human Resources Officer
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