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Ashken Kador
Federation of Terra
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Posted - 2011.11.06 02:41:00 -
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THESE PIRATE SCUMS SHOT ME DOWN AND TOOK MY ONLY ITEMS JUST FOR NOTHING AND HAVE PROVEN TO TIMES AGAIN DO IT. THIS IS A CRIME AND THERE WILL BE A VERY PUNISHMENT TO BE SURE OF.
I HAVE PUT ALOT INTEL TO THEIR CORPORATIONS OF THIEVE PIRATERY IMMORTALIS INC AND DOGGINTONS CORP. PILOTS TO BE AWARE OF.
ALL INDUSTRY PILOT BEWARES OF THIS AND I HAVE MADE THE WARNING IN THE CRIME FORUM FOR PUNISHMENT AND SHAME OF ALL INVOLVED.
PLEASE ALL TO HELP JUSTICE BRING THESE SCOUNDRELS.
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Bienator II
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
252
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Posted - 2011.11.06 03:00:00 -
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capslock
You fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail to jump because you are cloaked |
Kronos Cassius
Mystical Missile Flingers United
1
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Posted - 2011.11.06 03:25:00 -
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What? How do these people even get through account sign up? I mean come on CCP, improve the filters. |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
17
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Posted - 2011.11.06 03:41:00 -
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We appreciate you taking the time to make an attempt to submit a story of victimization to C&P. At this time we are unable to provide you with any assistance due to the overwhelming use of caps-lock in your post. Using all capitals does not in fact make your post more convincing or expressive. It is simply an eye sore.
Please wait 90 days before resubmitting your claim. Should a new instance arise however, you are encouraged to submit that claim immediately and without an overuse of the caps-lock key. |
Meridith Akesia
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
56
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Posted - 2011.11.06 04:21:00 -
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Cool altpost bro.
0/10 |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
332
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Posted - 2011.11.06 06:53:00 -
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Bienator II wrote:capslock
+1 for you sir because I love your sig. I've heard that so many times when trying to jump 
Free Lyris Nairn, goodposter extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar. |
Ghazi
Good Vs. Neutral
5
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Posted - 2011.11.06 12:48:00 -
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What the hell! I've podded this dude twice and not even a misspelled honorable mention? I am disappointed. |
Akturous
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
5
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Posted - 2011.11.06 15:29:00 -
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Frankly, a disappointing rant, I expected many moar delicious tears. This thread does not deliver. |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
337
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Posted - 2011.11.06 17:32:00 -
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I do think our "Honorable Space Brother" is quite mad. His use of capslock (both in his post and indeed his bio too) is quite disconcerting and somehow weakens his already poor posting skills.
1/10 would not read again.
Free Lyris Nairn, goodposter extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar. |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
571
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Posted - 2011.11.06 18:38:00 -
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Sigh. Blocked/10
GÖÑ Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children GÖÑ |
Alyssa Yotosala
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
9
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Posted - 2011.11.06 20:54:00 -
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LOL @ OP
This thread would have turned out so much better if not for the CAPS LOCK fail.
But still, tears are tears, and even fail tears are better than no tears.
But since the OP has turned this into a fail thread, I might as well add to the fail within:
OP, u mad?
Cool story bro!
Can I haz your stuffz?
Pwetty please with kitteh on top? |
Angry Onions
Dark Pheonix Technologies
149
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Posted - 2011.11.06 21:06:00 -
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Hows bout I go upside yo head for this post?
E .-+ ` ' / -+. F
Your Carebear tears fuel us |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
338
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Posted - 2011.11.06 21:14:00 -
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Lets not forget:
Who's responsible this?
Free Lyris Nairn, goodposter extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar. |
Hitman 001
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
0
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Posted - 2011.11.07 11:14:00 -
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yes we are pirates, we kill ppl in LOW sec, and you are an idiot, even park in our station write that **** in local, and your anoying lol.
where is your polish guild to help you, where is promised orphanage that you spend your last is to war dec us hahahaha.
be a good boy go to emprie back and never return or ill just keep you killing more and more. :=) |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion
Talocan United
55
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Posted - 2011.11.07 11:53:00 -
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Hitman 001 wrote:your anoying lol.
spend your last is to war dec us
go to emprie back
ill just keep you killing more and more
Um...zing? |
Ynot Eyob
Nisroc Angels
The Obsidian Front
3
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Posted - 2011.11.07 11:57:00 -
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My eyes bleed 
Nisroc Angels
Nisroc - Angel of Freedom Nisroc is known as "The Great Eagle".
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
16
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Posted - 2011.11.07 12:15:00 -
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what the blazes am I looking at??
CCP, please ban this taint in the genepool. |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
581
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Posted - 2011.11.07 12:16:00 -
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this is a stupid thread and everyone involved should never post anywhere again |
Akturous
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
5
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Posted - 2011.11.07 14:29:00 -
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Andski is a stupid man and should never breathe again.
Forgive Hitmans English, he escaped from a Slovenian mental asylum but moments ago. |
Hitman 001
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
0
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Posted - 2011.11.07 14:30:00 -
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mmm banana |
Hitman 001
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
0
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Posted - 2011.11.07 14:32:00 -
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Akturous wrote:
Forgive Hitmans English, he escaped from a Slovenian mental asylum but moments ago.
you got that right bro
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Rilma2
Douchingtons
Shadow Cartel
1
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Posted - 2011.11.07 14:34:00 -
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You'll have to forgive Hitman001. His first language isn't English. We are working on it; however, as you can see he still talks like, an inbred factory worker from the Slovenian countryside. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion
Talocan United
56
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Posted - 2011.11.07 15:00:00 -
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Rilma2 wrote:You'll have to forgive Hitman001. His first language isn't English. We are working on it; however, as you can see he still talks like, an inbred factory worker from the Slovenian countryside.
Hey, it's still better than the OP.  |
Ashken Kador
Federation of Terra
0
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Posted - 2011.11.07 16:45:00 -
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OK so YOU knows this is fact and not fictions then i make statement to you of pure factuals that SHADOW CARTELIS is to be wardec by best mercs in game and other corporation of juSTICE to be had.
u had a choice to shot up my ships FOR NO REASON and take my trade items that belongs not to you and yes many chance to give back what has stolen from me but choices are made and smiling justice brings to you ultimately.
here who posted insult or support to will be added as war victim to merc and guild warriors.
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Tornado Bait
Douchingtons
Shadow Cartel
0
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Posted - 2011.11.07 17:11:00 -
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pics or it didn't happen |
Rilma2
Douchingtons
Shadow Cartel
1
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Posted - 2011.11.07 17:20:00 -
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Ashken Kador wrote:OK so YOU knows this is fact and not fictions then i make statement to you of pure factuals that SHADOW CARTELIS is to be wardec by best mercs in game and other corporation of juSTICE to be had.
u had a choice to shot up my ships FOR NO REASON and take my trade items that belongs not to you and yes many chance to give back what has stolen from me but choices are made and smiling justice brings to you ultimately.
here who posted insult or support to will be added as war victim to merc and guild warriors.
You need Hooked on Phonics too. Come to Aeschee and I'll enoll you into 'Rilma's School of Magical Spelling and Sentence Structure.' Also, why you mad bro? |
Waveshifter
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
1
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Posted - 2011.11.07 18:54:00 -
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Ashken Kador wrote:OK so YOU knows this is fact and not fictions then i make statement to you of pure factuals that SHADOW CARTELIS is to be wardec by best mercs in game and other corporation of juSTICE to be had.
u had a choice to shot up my ships FOR NO REASON and take my trade items that belongs not to you and yes many chance to give back what has stolen from me but choices are made and smiling justice brings to you ultimately.
here who posted insult or support to will be added as war victim to merc and guild warriors.
What the Fu... eeh sorry. What the "Boom Boom" dont you understand regarding travel in/thru LOWSEC?!
LowSec Warning
Most of us who live in lowsec are laughed at, mocked, spat on, forgotten, doomed to live in shame as third class citizens in our magnificent universe. We are useless, we can not support ourselves, we own nothing and you judge us? When we see light at the end of the tunnel. When we see our golden calf. When we see you arrive to our system in a hauler full of precious things. You still judge us!
I can see that you are an honest man with much power, money and that you have friends among the most dangerous corporations in our universe. I ask you, why cant you help your fellow man in need. Instead of kicking the person lying down, you should offer your help! We would welcome your contribution with open arms. We would offer you shelter, we would break our bread with you, we would even share our jumper cables with you. |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
341
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Posted - 2011.11.07 19:10:00 -
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Ashken Kador wrote:OK so YOU knows this is fact and not fictions then i make statement to you of pure factuals that SHADOW CARTELIS is to be wardec by best mercs in game and other corporation of juSTICE to be had.
u had a choice to shot up my ships FOR NO REASON and take my trade items that belongs not to you and yes many chance to give back what has stolen from me but choices are made and smiling justice brings to you ultimately.
here who posted insult or support to will be added as war victim to merc and guild warriors.
I see that capslock is still giving you a few problems bro.
Might I be so bold as to suggest Dust off
One good clean and your keyboard will be as good as new
Free Lyris Nairn, goodposter extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar. |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
585
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Posted - 2011.11.07 21:33:00 -
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Waveshifter wrote:Most of us who live in lowsec are laughed at, mocked, spat on, forgotten, doomed to live in shame as third class citizens in our magnificent universe.
yeah pretty much |
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
0
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Posted - 2011.11.09 13:35:00 -
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looking forward to seeing the TROOPS OF JUSTIC arrive at Impro station.. When can we expect them? |
Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
Black Star Alliance
11
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Posted - 2011.11.09 14:01:00 -
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Ashken Kador wrote:THESE PIRATE SCUMS SHOT ME DOWN AND TOOK MY ONLY ITEMS JUST FOR NOTHING AND HAVE PROVEN TO TIMES AGAIN DO IT. THIS IS A CRIME AND THERE WILL BE A VERY PUNISHMENT TO BE SURE OF.
I HAVE PUT ALOT INTEL TO THEIR CORPORATIONS OF THIEVE PIRATERY IMMORTALIS INC AND DOGGINTONS CORP. PILOTS TO BE AWARE OF.
ALL INDUSTRY PILOT BEWARES OF THIS AND I HAVE MADE THE WARNING IN THE CRIME FORUM FOR PUNISHMENT AND SHAME OF ALL INVOLVED.
PLEASE ALL TO HELP JUSTICE BRING THESE SCOUNDRELS.
Fixed
This Pirate Scum shot me down and looted the only items i had in eve (Device and Test Dummy)
This is the second time they have done this to me
This is an outrageous Crime which must be punished by the full extend of the law
I will not rest until justice is served
I have notified the very corporations/alliances which shot me down to make them aware of the piracy going on in their ranks (Why I do not know)
All Industry pilots beware of my stupidity and gross ignorance which prompted me to write this thread in the crime and punishment section of this fine forum
Join me in the fight against these notorious thieves to bring justice to new eden and maybe get my device and test dummy returned
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Jak'rat
Lion Investments
2
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Posted - 2011.11.09 14:19:00 -
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Ashken Kador wrote:OK so YOU knows this is fact and not fictions then i make statement to you of pure factuals that SHADOW CARTELIS is to be wardec by best mercs in game and other corporation of juSTICE to be had.
u had a choice to shot up my ships FOR NO REASON and take my trade items that belongs not to you and yes many chance to give back what has stolen from me but choices are made and smiling justice brings to you ultimately.
here who posted insult or support to will be added as war victim to merc and guild warriors.
Hint. Read this post in the voice of Aleksander the Meerkat . It makes so much more sense...
Simples. |
Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
Black Star Alliance
11
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Posted - 2011.11.09 14:23:00 -
[33] - Quote
you should read it in the voice of apu from the simpsons |
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
0
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Posted - 2011.11.09 14:31:00 -
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foof. this is just great Ashken. Even your bio is dedicated to us, you're like our biggest fan! |
Elson Tamar
Lion Investments
29
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Posted - 2011.11.09 14:46:00 -
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um every dealing (well the one i had today) has shown immortalis inc to behonest and decent. Rain Al'Thor is decent person and a member of that corp, may i suggest you appologise and check that your engine didn't explode on it's own?
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Lunas Whisper
Chillwater Ltd
Imperial Ascension
11
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Posted - 2011.11.09 14:48:00 -
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Ashken Kador wrote:OK so YOU knows this is fact and not fictions then i make statement to you of pure factuals that SHADOW CARTELIS is to be wardec by best mercs in game and other corporation of juSTICE to be had.
u had a choice to shot up my ships FOR NO REASON and take my trade items that belongs not to you and yes many chance to give back what has stolen from me but choices are made and smiling justice brings to you ultimately.
here who posted insult or support to will be added as war victim to merc and guild warriors.
Dude this is eve. Low sec is no mans land. You don't go into it without scouts, some semblance of intelligence, and the knowledge that you can loose crap. Heck even Industrial pilots who wish to get their pvp on, will blow your butt up in lowsec. You are fair game in .4 and less.
Put the warning back on, that lets you know you are about to jump into a low security system. |
Khazarn Areth
The Black Pigs
The Black Pigs Alliance
27
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Posted - 2011.11.09 15:00:00 -
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Ashken Kador wrote:OK so YOU knows this is fact and not fictions then i make statement to you of pure factuals that SHADOW CARTELIS is to be wardec by best mercs in game and other corporation of juSTICE to be had.
u had a choice to shot up my ships FOR NO REASON and take my trade items that belongs not to you and yes many chance to give back what has stolen from me but choices are made and smiling justice brings to you ultimately.
here who posted insult or support to will be added as war victim to merc and guild warriors.
You're crying to people who don't care, if you go to low sec expect pirates and don't be a moron 
Bloody Omir's coming back
Monsters from the endless black
Wading through a crimson flood
Omir's come to drink your blood |
Sarah xCalibre
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
2
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Posted - 2011.11.09 15:10:00 -
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im bored at work, can somone provide a Kb link to this kill so I get something to laugh at?
Cheers!
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dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
1
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Posted - 2011.11.09 15:11:00 -
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http://www.shadowcartel.com/kb/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=56616
its like hes just undocking to be blown up. i dont know.
does the link work btw? |
Sarah xCalibre
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
2
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Posted - 2011.11.09 15:15:00 -
[40] - Quote
haha thats just awesome, good work! NOW MOAR TEARS! |
Lunas Whisper
Chillwater Ltd
Imperial Ascension
11
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Posted - 2011.11.09 15:16:00 -
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http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Ashken+Kador&page=1#losses
Dude
WTH are you doing? 25 losses in a .3 system?
Please tell me you didn't accept a mission without seeing where it is? |
Cerisia
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
349
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Posted - 2011.11.09 15:26:00 -
[42] - Quote
dethleffs wrote:http://www.shadowcartel.com/kb/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=56616
its like hes just undocking to be blown up. i dont know.
does the link work btw?
Oh boy - that's pretty funny, why is he going to lowsec in noob ship?
This space for rent.. |
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
1
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Posted - 2011.11.09 15:45:00 -
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one day he came into to "THE GOINARD HELL IN SPACE SYSTEM!!!!" which happens to be SHADOW CARTEL SCUM OF GOINARD's home system in a tormentor and thought it was a good idea to keep undocking. (or ghazi is just padding his KB stats). |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari
Ushra'Khan
45
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Posted - 2011.11.09 15:50:00 -
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Goinard: for those with nards only.
Why are so many of those newbship kills paired with a pod kill exactly 70 seconds later? Exactly 70 seconds. Something suspicious is afoot up in here, lads.  |
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
1
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Posted - 2011.11.09 16:03:00 -
[45] - Quote
yeah think so too. ill ask around on mumble. |
Cerisia
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
349
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Posted - 2011.11.09 16:05:00 -
[46] - Quote
dethleffs wrote:one day he came into to "THE GOINARD HELL IN SPACE SYSTEM!!!!" which happens to be SHADOW CARTEL SCUM OF GOINARD's home system in a tormentor and thought it was a good idea to keep undocking. (or ghazi is just padding his KB stats).
I really should feel sorry for the guy, but I keep looking at that killboard and seeing : Noobship, pod, noobship, pod etc and it makes me laugh a lot
This space for rent.. |
Elyham
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
0
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Posted - 2011.11.09 17:08:00 -
[47] - Quote
I think he may be a little upset over this one...
I can haz ur stuff? |
Chandaris
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
11
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Posted - 2011.11.09 20:20:00 -
[48] - Quote
We don't attack people. You've got us all wrong.
We provide rapid pod transportation services back to your home station, free of charge, and take care of cleaning up those pesky wrecks that are a necessary by-product of the process.
We aim to please! |
Zions Child
Odyssey Inc
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
23
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Posted - 2011.11.09 20:54:00 -
[49] - Quote
Comedy. Gold.
That is all this thread, and this OP, ever will be. |
Ashken Kador
Federation of Terra
0
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Posted - 2011.11.10 01:18:00 -
[50] - Quote
ORPHANAGE MERCENARY TEAM IS HIRED ON THIS SOLUTION |
Hitman 001
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
1
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Posted - 2011.11.10 01:25:00 -
[51] - Quote
Ashken Kador wrote:ORPHANAGE MERCENARY TEAM IS HIRED ON THIS SOLUTION
sorry dude im not goin to jita 4-4 station |
Zions Child
Odyssey Inc
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
23
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Posted - 2011.11.10 01:27:00 -
[52] - Quote
Ashken Kador wrote:ORPHANAGE MERCENARY TEAM IS HIRED ON THIS SOLUTION
You know, I'm getting a fresh supply of lower-case letters in tomorrow. I could let you have them at reduced cost. Only 100mill for a full set, a-z. Hell, I'll even throw in an extra e. |
Fumb Duck
Awww Diddums..
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
1
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Posted - 2011.11.10 02:11:00 -
[53] - Quote
Hey there mr retardedness,
Heres what you do if they try it again,
1. Find a tall bridge
2. Jump
Works a treat.. |
Marsaac
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
0
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Posted - 2011.11.10 19:59:00 -
[54] - Quote
Sigh, people tell us they will send mercs on us all the time but noone ever does. Stop being boring and just do it! |
Chandaris
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
11
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Posted - 2011.11.10 20:24:00 -
[55] - Quote
Marsaac wrote:Sigh, people tell us they will send mercs on us all the time but noone ever does. Stop being boring and just do it!
In the words of the wise prophet ItsMe: "I know, right? ah-trolololololo" |
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