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Fanden
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Posted - 2006.03.07 00:58:00 -
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Edited by: Fanden on 07/03/2006 01:00:21
Got sum funny smacktalk in here, ye lot know how ta bring tha' golden nuggets out o'peeps.
 Originally by: Zafriel
they are all pretty crap imo, not much good rp smacktalk..I get loads of it, but r too lazy to copy/paste
ya, roleplayin' smacktalk sure would o'been nice.
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Tecam Hund
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Posted - 2006.03.07 01:14:00 -
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Not exactly a mail.. just a chat log.
[ 2005.11.29 16:44:45 ] hejjbazeg > tecam hund are killed me,....i am only a miner..madafakka hund f**k your mother, why are you kill me?..kill the rats....the 100 000 isk rats...than becomes you isk...why are you kill me madafakka?
[ 2005.11.29 16:45:11 ] Tecam Hund > have a nice day and wash your mouth please
[ 2005.11.29 16:45:20 ] hejjbazeg > madafaka
[ 2005.11.29 16:47:29 ] Mirkel > lol
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Berak FalCheran
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Posted - 2006.03.07 01:45:00 -
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Originally by: Iznogoud
A tradiction that is slowlly fading away.
 no way it's fading away.
In short: Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
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Kylana Darkfate
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Posted - 2006.03.07 02:21:00 -
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Originally by: Cummilla
Edited by: Cummilla on 06/03/2006 18:57:43
i've said this many times before....The BEST part of pirating to me is the smacktalk in local or the hate mails.
mods are usually sheit. ransoms are iffy because teh carebear likes the caw....er blob. But inflamed erotic hate spewing from the carebear is priceless!
I almost couldn't even understand that last sentence, much like the smack talk and hate mails I get. It all pretty much looks like this to me:
Them: "***** carebear *** kill **** ******* *** carebear!!!1"
Me: "..."
I honestly think after the free trial started I've seen the term "carebear" used more than I ever did in WoW. >.>
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Cherry Pop
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Posted - 2006.03.07 07:17:00 -
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2006.02.06 22:28
Garr! Arggh! I will squeeze your face with in my vicelike hands until it has the dimensions of an ice cream sandwich!
I will give Nigerian scammers your grandmother's email address! Live in fear of the day that I shall find you and kick
your children!
Best one I ever got
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.03.07 07:26:00 -
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After 8 months of pirating I haven't recieved a single decent hate mail from a victim.
Some people get all the fun. 
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Lemoning Lemming
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Posted - 2006.03.07 07:38:00 -
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Originally by: Zolofine
Ok, here are a few... Fanmail sent to me and a friend, long time ago ;-)
2003.12.30 22:54
lol....thx 4 that.... i did not even see u there. :(... still thats drinking 4 u .....no payment request? thats strange..still never mind.....have fun :) /splattercat
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Ha ha you killed splattercat, he is always on the sauce :)
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2006.03.07 09:06:00 -
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I think this is my favourite (after I blew up a hauler carrying around 30m worth of Robotics):
2005.11.27 15:40
funk you mother,bad man
(He's not a native English speaker  )
The only other one I've kept is after I podded a guy in a Retriever at a belt. Daft thing is, we had killed off a mining op from his corp in the same system a few hours earlier...
2005.11.24 18:11
u jumped my ore ship but u killed my pod ,some big ass fight and cost me a couple 100mill isk in implants.....ya real good sport.
(Name removed)
I've also been called a "f***ing c**t" in local on a couple of occasions by two entirely unrelated chars 
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Lanfear's Bane
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Posted - 2006.03.07 10:41:00 -
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I have had one dude send me EVEmail consisting of entirely the word f*ck*r filling the entire mail every day until I petitioned him.
Now if anyone swears at me they get one chance to apologise and then they get petitioned. I don't swear at you, I don't expect you to swear. No one makes you leave Jita.
Lanfear's Bane.
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YA RLY
Put what in your sig?  -Oiri Yusko
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LUKEC
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Posted - 2006.03.07 10:54:00 -
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well a convo:
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Channel ID: 2105822271
Channel Name: Private Chat (Arthur Casto)
Listener: LUKEC
Session started: 2006.02.26 15:34:58
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[ 2006.02.26 15:35:17 ] LUKEC > hello
[ 2006.02.26 15:35:52 ] Arthur Casto > u have made an act of war towards the bordan corporations alliance for that we will respond. your corporation is now marked as pirate corp
[ 2006.02.26 15:36:11 ] Arthur Casto > we will terminate you as soon as possible and all your members
[ 2006.02.26 15:36:43 ] Arthur Casto > big misstake killing one of our alliance members
[ 2006.02.26 15:36:48 ] LUKEC > plz declare war or something...
[ 2006.02.26 15:36:52 ] LUKEC > we are bored atm
[ 2006.02.26 15:37:14 ] Arthur Casto > war declaration from all 10 corps will soon be initiated
[ 2006.02.26 15:37:29 ] LUKEC > ooo target practice time...
[ 2006.02.26 15:37:42 ] Arthur Casto > your now marked for death by the BCA, FA, VC, F-E
[ 2006.02.26 15:37:52 ] LUKEC > lol ok
[ 2006.02.26 15:37:55 ] LUKEC > FA = dead
[ 2006.02.26 15:38:06 ] Arthur Casto > FA is not dead fool
Then he quitted channel.
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Fanden
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Posted - 2006.03.07 10:54:00 -
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Originally by: Cherry Pop
2006.02.06 22:28
Garr! Arggh! I will squeeze your face with in my vicelike hands until it has the dimensions of an ice cream sandwich!
I will give Nigerian scammers your grandmother's email address! Live in fear of the day that I shall find you and kick
your children!
Best one I ever got
Ahahahaaaa! Thas' priceless.. Good on ya mate fer makin' me day.
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Spathi
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Posted - 2006.03.07 14:56:00 -
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Edited by: Spathi on 07/03/2006 15:02:10
My best hatemail ever was from a psycho carebear and he decided to flame in local for all to see. Ander posted the log of it on Eve-pirate when I showed him. I wouldnt even dare post it on these forums as it contains abusive language, death threats and even a hint of a sexual element (You've been warned).
Read an uncensored log at: Eve-pirate.com 
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.07 14:56:00 -
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plus you're napped with f-e these days, anyway.
no skills, just luck.
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Dehok
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Posted - 2006.03.07 15:48:00 -
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the two most recent ive had are as follows
2006.02.12 16:19
c***, hope you f**king die in RL << to the point i guess
And then a few lines from another customer.
2nd. I really hope you die very soon and I prefer very painfull. Best would be that tou would be run over by train, big
truck whatever you deserve to die loser.
3rd. Tell me where you live and i personally come to cut your thoat you piece of ****.
I left out 1 and 4 as they would have taken to long to edit
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Espen
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Posted - 2006.03.07 22:56:00 -
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Edited by: Espen on 07/03/2006 22:57:55
First he sent me this:
2006.03.06 20:28
You are going to burn in hell forever you ******* ***** ass *****... hope you like the non existant loot you got, ******* *****!
Then he came back into local and this is what he said:
[20:42:24] xxxxx > Espen you are a ******* *****
[20:42:27] xxxxx > eat **** and die you****
[20:42:33] Espen > :'(
[20:42:44] xxxxx > you are going to die in real life
[20:42:48] xxxxx > and then go to the real hell
[20:42:53] xxxxx > and whine for real water
[20:43:00] Espen > petition time
[20:43:05] xxxxx > so scarty
2 Isk he got banned the same day.
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Clan Chief
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Posted - 2006.03.07 23:16:00 -
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Best one that I ever got;
"SHA B"
To which I replied
"SOW NE MA"
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Irashi
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Posted - 2006.03.08 00:21:00 -
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Why can none of these people spell or type? 
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Death Unleashed
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Posted - 2006.03.08 01:03:00 -
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I love that sig
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Gamble Dakota
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Posted - 2006.03.08 14:00:00 -
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My favorite came from a Maller I attacked and had to flee from.
***Local***
<******> Patrol Squad! Search and destroy Gamble Dakota!
<Me>Why are you all so mad anyway? We're all just trying to make a living out here
<******>Yeah? Well we don't approve of *your* way of making a living in our system.
There's a lot more, but the whole "PATROL SQUAD, SEARCH AND DESTROY OMGWTF" bit was what got me laughing.
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.08 14:04:00 -
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[20:42:48] xxxxx > and then go to the real hell
[20:42:53] xxxxx > and whine for real water
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.08 14:06:00 -
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water into whine? classy.
no skills, just luck.
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.08 14:10:00 -
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Originally by: Usul Faust
water into whine? classy.
I think the dud has some religose issues
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General Damage
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Posted - 2006.03.08 15:17:00 -
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Edited by: General Damage on 08/03/2006 15:18:06
Originally by: Spathi
Edited by: Spathi on 07/03/2006 15:11:51
My best hatemail ever was from a psycho carebear and he decided to flame in local for all to see. Ander posted the log of it on Eve-pirate when I showed him. I wouldnt even dare post it on these forums as it contains abusive language, death threats and even a hint of a sexual element (You've been warned).
Read an uncensored log at: Eve-pirate.com
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I just love the comment:
"You seamen is of very low quality"
What a great insult - I shall save that one for use on special occassions!
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Spathi
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Posted - 2006.03.08 15:23:00 -
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Originally by: General Damage
I just love the comment:
"You seamen is of very low quality"
What a great insult - I shall save that one for use on special occassions!
I wonder when he sampled it . I should send him a dictionary too.
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Kaleeb
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Posted - 2006.03.08 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: Aart Bluestoke
v2gbr,
there are a lot of threats ofo 'I/we'll be back' in that list - does anyone actually carry them out?
Aart
When we were pirating they didnt no lots of threats of war decs and mercs etc (never happened). We were also threatened that ATUK would war dec us by a mining corp (thought that was funny)
To the Shadow of the Ghost guy, I believe that mail was sent by V2 when you refused to fight unless you were at the station with sentries on your side.
V2 gets abit frustrated/irratated sometimes with people
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Spathi
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Posted - 2006.03.08 15:40:00 -
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Unfortunately no one has ever returned to get me with their friends as they claimed. No wardecs either.
Yesterday I had killed one guy in a ferox and the pod with a friend just as his corpie in a brutix warped in. He sat there while my friend went over to 7.5k scram range (from 40k!). This was in a complex too so abs only. Brutix died but the pod got away with 0.1 seconds to spare. Then came the usual smack and then the "I'll brb with another ship and give you a fight".. He never came :(
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Anjek
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Posted - 2006.03.08 15:48:00 -
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The thing I find funny about the hardcore smack is the thought that some of these guys really wish the pirates weren't there.
So the game would be 100% grinding roids and making a bit of virtual money to buy a bigger barge. That's just having a second job.
Pirating and low-sec is what drives most of the economy of the game and makes it fun.
Having said that I just joined ISSN to give you scum a sound whupping and free space of the pirate scourge - yaaarrrr
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Cummilla
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Posted - 2006.03.08 20:29:00 -
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you know I almost forgot this one dude in providence who after I killed the fourth or fifth bs of his in a few weeks time, came up with the coolest thing that he broadcast in local....it was like those bunny images you see here in the forums made from keyboard characters, BUT it was in the shape of a hand giving me the finger!
I got a good laugh out of it!
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tiller
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Posted - 2006.03.08 20:59:00 -
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Man I love hate mail, makes it all worth while. It went to far with one guy who lost his hauler though. He sent me a mail wishing c*ncer on my children and was very quickly petitioned. Some people need to get a life.........
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Bellum Eternus
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Posted - 2006.03.08 21:05:00 -
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So far the most amusing hate mail I've had was in russian (cyrillic even) and I had to get some alliance mates to translate it for me. Basically it went something like: F you, you mother F'ing F'ing F'er. After the translation I was like "oh, how nice!" LOL.
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