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Iznogoud
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:17:00 -
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A tradiction that is slowlly fading away.
Please post your hate mail in here.
Grand Vizir Iznogoud L'Infame
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Kelron Queldine
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:25:00 -
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I've been lucky (unlucky?) with regards to my victims. They've nearly all been mature enough not to smacktalk/hatemail me and take it as part of the game. I think only 2 people have tried to smacktalk me at all: One kept telling me I suck, then had a friendly chat with me, then went back to saying I sucked and trying to convince me that my Merlin could stand a chance against him and his friend both in Thoraxes.
The other was annoyed because I offered him a ransom then blew him up (honestly an accident, I think I got a wrecking hit just as I was switching my guns off. And he hadn't paid me, so I wasn't too bothered.) He was however, creative and funny enough to earn some money form my corpmate, and he gave me my corp title, "Saggy Ringed Coke-can Lover" 
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:26:00 -
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Originally by: Iznogoud
       
A tradiction that is slowlly fading away.
Please post your hate mail in here.
Due mainly to the fact that its considered harassment and petitionable.
-- Rells
◄ PvP University: Isnt it about time you learned to fight back?
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Kelron Queldine
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:30:00 -
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I'm not quite sure what a 'tradiction' is either...
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Algazarra
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:34:00 -
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Hate mail is fun to send and it is fun to recive.
Have a sence of humor. Don't petition.
Originally by: Rells
A tradiction that is slowlly fading away.
Due mainly to the fact that its considered harassment and petitionable.
I carry Countessa's pink panties in my pocket.
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Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.03.05 16:48:00 -
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2005.01.28 14:54 YOU ******* ASS HOLE AM GOEN CHOP YOUR BALLS OF AND COOK THEM IN A NICE POT OF HOT WATER. THEN ATFER YOU ARE DONE SCREAMINING IN PAIN I WILL SHOOT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR LIMS OFF JUST BC I CAN. NOW THEN IF YOU DONT PAIN ME 20MIL I SEND MY WING AFTER YOUR ASS AND WHEN I FIND YOU AM GOEN HANG YOUR HEAD FOR EVERY0NE TO SEE. So just give me 20mil and I will be nice about this.
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Space Invader | Unknown | Xoria Krint
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.05 17:03:00 -
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Most of the stuff I recieve, I'd get permabanned from the forums for posting 
Veto Member Movies
"Get the pod Trev!11 GET THE POD!!1"
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slothe
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Posted - 2006.03.05 17:11:00 -
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funny one...
2006.03.02 23:53 Ah greetings mon capitan! Sorry our phase 1 operatives didn't contact you before but I expect you must have the gist of this by now. If you don't know who we are then never mind. Here's the deal: Pay 2000 000.00 ISK each into the accounts of Harry Bucannon & Barry Burton to compensate them for their loss the other night when you attacked & killed them. I'm afraid that the conditions were set by a third party client; please understand that this is purely business.
You like your associates in this matter namely: Koffie Black, Renske Eva, Tr4xx & Garetyh Angel have 24 hrs to comply with this request.
Suffice to say that we are many, & we are untraceable. Phase operatives such as myself only have a short lifespan so as to keep our faction annonymous so don't waste your time trying to find us - we are everywhere & we could be anyone. Yes we do have a member in the Millenium corporation - hope I'm allowed to tell you that, yes it's ok I have clearance.
So then 24 hrs or suffer the consequences which, beleive me you do not want.
Don't be late there's a good boy!.....
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Iznogoud
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Posted - 2006.03.05 18:04:00 -
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2006.03.05 10:59 I want to thank you for spending this lovely hour and a half with me, next time dear I'll buy the dinner and take you out somewhere special.
Wasn't it just fabulous to fly so far from any point in space? With the red guristas far behind us, together we cherished each other's company.
I...*sniff*.....I will never foget this. Truly never. You make me feel so loved, so happy.
Grand Vizir Iznogoud L'Infame
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.03.05 18:06:00 -
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Ok, here are a few... Fanmail sent to me and a friend, long time ago ;-)
2003.11.12 20:42 Nice job. I like your style. Very efficient. Even against Fregate. Have you ever try a BS against a Shuttle ? Not too easy, but so funny. Bye. Have fun, bully. /Kagool Verdhi
2004.02.20 01:16 so my missiles were so valuable? get a freakin cargo scanner u moron... i'll have your ass for this and u owe me a kestrel. /AC Seven
2003.11.12 16:32 hope u are happy with the loot... and I hope u are ready when I come and get u with my new bs.. :) /Anna Nicole
2003.12.30 22:54 lol....thx 4 that.... i did not even see u there. :(... still thats drinking 4 u .....no payment request? thats strange..still never mind.....have fun :) /splattercat
2004.01.02 02:42 Thanks for making my clone worth the purchase =)/Hadrin Blythe
2004.01.04 16:51 Killing a noob in a noob ship - what a loser - griefers are in all games it seems. If you want to extort money from noobs then at least ask for it first - loser... /Woolfsbane
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Bazman
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Posted - 2006.03.05 18:46:00 -
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nobody no body NOBODY not even the stupid guys in local wanted to help me
It seems you and your friend just made your day
Maybe this was the drup that makes me leave RA, getting support no way, freeking alliance Don't think i'm a n00b, I just didn't expected you
Whatever happens, I will always remember your name
thanks for destroying a uninsured heavyly t2 equiped raven which was missing a NOS
I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT, BY TWO ******* FRIGS, COME ON
Got this after spending 10 minutes chipping away at a full T2 Torp Raven with an Ishkur and Taranis, while he had at least 6 alliance mates within one jump of the system, and one guy who was even in the system within scan range :s -----
Hi TomB! All out Do or Die Blasterboat for tier 3 Gallente battleship please! Make it look cool too. Thanks. |

Zhaine
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Posted - 2006.03.05 18:51:00 -
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Originally by: Bazman nobody no body NOBODY not even the stupid guys in local wanted to help me
It seems you and your friend just made your day
Maybe this was the drup that makes me leave RA, getting support no way, freeking alliance Don't think i'm a n00b, I just didn't expected you
Whatever happens, I will always remember your name
thanks for destroying a uninsured heavyly t2 equiped raven which was missing a NOS
I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT, BY TWO ******* FRIGS, COME ON
Got this after spending 10 minutes chipping away at a full T2 Torp Raven with an Ishkur and Taranis, while he had at least 6 alliance mates within one jump of the system, and one guy who was even in the system within scan range :s
Oh beautiful, beautiful, can't stop chuckling now. . . - - - - - - - - - -
I would put a pretty picture here but either the evil internet or the (not) evil mods will take it away :( |

Karl Mattar
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Posted - 2006.03.05 18:52:00 -
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My favorite to send - "You would have made more if you would have asked for ransom."
I actually had a pirate write back and go nuts in the EVEmail about how nobody ever pays, and how was he supposed to know I'd have given him good money NOT to blow me up.
Duh, if you don't ask, you can't get a ransom... ---
Karl Mattar LT-CMDR, CAIN |

Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.03.05 18:52:00 -
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Originally by: Bazman nobody no body NOBODY not even the stupid guys in local wanted to help me
It seems you and your friend just made your day
Maybe this was the drup that makes me leave RA, getting support no way, freeking alliance Don't think i'm a n00b, I just didn't expected you
Whatever happens, I will always remember your name
thanks for destroying a uninsured heavyly t2 equiped raven which was missing a NOS
I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT, BY TWO ******* FRIGS, COME ON
Got this after spending 10 minutes chipping away at a full T2 Torp Raven with an Ishkur and Taranis, while he had at least 6 alliance mates within one jump of the system, and one guy who was even in the system within scan range :s
Well i'm not the type to jump in head first to the rescue either unless i know the ods are atleast soemwhat reasonable... But jeez lol, that is just sad :-) |

V2GBR
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Posted - 2006.03.05 19:01:00 -
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Edited by: V2GBR on 05/03/2006 19:01:35 Linkage ---------- Gods Unwanted Website
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Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.03.05 19:03:00 -
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Originally by: V2GBR Edited by: V2GBR on 05/03/2006 19:01:35 Linkage
I have a funny mail from you btw. When i operated in Saranen, And i had to buy some new skills.
2005.05.28 22:26 Probe either stop trying to set stupid trapson my members or fight like a man, u know better than that.
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Space Invader | Unknown | Xoria Krint
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Bosie
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Posted - 2006.03.06 04:00:00 -
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A couple of my all time favourite hate mails:
From: Katja vonDerHeydt 2004.12.27 18:50 Hey I heard you where a punk ***** Pirate. You scroungy little ****. Come and play with me in Seyllin.
From: Ivolect 2005.05.22 18:35 He he he nothing like an easy kill I guess... I don't even see where is the ******* fun so next time u see me, don't ask me for mercy... oh and, I hope ur tiny little ass is ****** every night! cheers, Ivo
Bosie.
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Aart Bluestoke
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Posted - 2006.03.06 04:38:00 -
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v2gbr, there are a lot of threats ofo 'I/we'll be back' in that list - does anyone actually carry them out?
Aart
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Xtro 2
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Posted - 2006.03.06 07:03:00 -
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Check my bio for my favourite insults, best smack i keep in there as a badge of humour.
UPC - PVP'ers Good and Bad, How Do You Want Peace? Through Talk Or In A Casket? We Decide!
Peace My Brothers... |

psycorabbit
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Posted - 2006.03.06 11:55:00 -
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my fav hate mail:
2005.10.24 16:59 If you think you are tough - then let me tell you - you bastard!
Killing Newbie ships is absolutely ***!!!! Not worth for a man! Not worth for a soldier! Not worth for a knight!
It is like killing a child! well done, *** man!
If you wanna be a real man - then go and play with MEN of same style an class! AND SHIP!
Well done, psycho! http://img427.imageshack.us/img427/1581/rabbitsarepimpstoo1ea.jpg
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Avoid
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Posted - 2006.03.06 12:23:00 -
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just to be nice I hide the names, except for the roleplay guy.
2006.02.08 18:22 why did you do that?
I am hunting the same prey as you!
stupid amateurs.
2005.10.22 02:08 next time u wnana smacktalk a fleet, make sure u know who the fleet is first *******, we dont want anything to do with ur allaince wars wtf is ur problem
2006.02.11 20:37 Stop killin me you ****, I don't have any loot, so leave me alone
2006.02.11 20:56 You *****
2006.02.05 13:54 [13:50:15] Avoid > ey [13:50:24] Khabok > Sir, I was here on official business for Cruel Intentions. [13:50:32] Khabok > Why was I fired upon? [13:50:47] Avoid > for who ? [13:51:26] Khabok > I am not permitted to say. However, my ship was outfitted as cheaply as possible, in the event that this occured. [13:51:32] Avoid > we dont know about that, who send you out and what was your job ? [13:51:50] Khabok > I ma not looking to you for recompensation. I just need to know why I was fired upon by a member of the alliance that hired me. [13:52:21] Avoid > who hired you ? [13:52:51] Khabok > Are you stupid, or did you not understand the part where I am not permitted to say. It's in my contract. [13:53:15] Khabok > That you idiots are not kept informed now becomes MY problem and makes MY contract harder is MOST annoying. [13:53:28] Khabok > I suggest you find out. [13:53:34] Avoid > sure cu
(he left and started a convo 3 mins later)
[13:56:48] Avoid > yes ? [13:57:28] Khabok > Just wanted to let you know. The man that hired me has already recompensated me for my ship. I also have a message for you from him: [13:57:57] Khabok > "Keep a better eye on local before you make a fool of yourself again" [13:58:17] Khabok > Good day, sir. I will definitely see you later.
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Scrofalitic One
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Posted - 2006.03.06 13:32:00 -
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Originally by: V2GBR Edited by: V2GBR on 05/03/2006 19:01:35 Linkage
Best quote in there that I have ever seen :)
"I hope your next poo is a hedgehog".
Simply superb :D
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Vogon
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Posted - 2006.03.06 13:39:00 -
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Vogon is a **** sucking mother ******* theif. Plain and simple. You can put all the RP spin on it but the simple fact remains that you continue to steal ore from so called n00bs because their is no market for your more commonly used skill "******* goats". Its a shame you don't decide to return to games like Asherons Call, you could atleast **** your mule off all day there. I hope that this theiving is giving you the same buzz you get from loitering in public toilets licking the urinals trying to find traces of *** on the cold porcelain. Continue with your life in Eve as long as possible so the whole of the uk can feel safe that you are ******* one out to your monitor whilst looking for miners rather than wandering through school playgrounds with your **** out looking for minors.
See more of this type of stuff at
www.vogon.homestead.com
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DeMundus
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Posted - 2006.03.06 13:50:00 -
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Edited by: DeMundus on 06/03/2006 13:51:50 2005.01.16 04:35 why did you pob me. I had just lost my BS to some NPCs and you had to go do that to me. Thats realy ******* low of you m8. I would never do that to anyone. Thats ok, your now on the PBL bigest **** list, you better hope i never see you again.............................
2005.09.14 04:47 Last night EVEtime one of your pilots 'xxx' acted in a way that we in xxx consider extremely hostile. The pilot in question placed himself in a cloaker and after letting our pilots take care of the Blood Raider NPC spawn he simply uncloaked and stole loot from the Blood Raider Officer included in that spawn before warping away with at least a Dark Blood Large Emp Smartbomb. This loot we consider our property. The incident happend in Delve Region in a system called xxx. I am sending you this mail to inform you that the pilot in question and all of your corporatins pilots from this moment forward are considered hostile and pilots of xxx will fire upn sighting anyone of you. We are firm believers of the fact that any corporation that include a pilot among its ranks are responsible for that pilots actions. Please contact me if you are willing to solve this matter peacefully. xxx - Council Member xxxx
2006.02.27 05:48 well i am terminateing my account because of our encounter apperantly there is not point to warp core stablization as you were able to scramble me i hope the loot gets you far just thought you would like to know
I had loads more but... they where lagging to much
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Ange1
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Posted - 2006.03.06 14:36:00 -
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Edited by: Ange1 on 06/03/2006 14:39:38 Edited by: Ange1 on 06/03/2006 14:38:56 This one is pretty heavy on the swearing...
2005.04.02 01:06:00 U r going to ******* die just u ******* wait morone u will ******* regret that i will make sure of that u ****
i would like at this point to state a fact that you caught STD's of yor mum u ******* ******* licking ass raiped *****
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Another one...
Ange1 > If you're here to swear and rant at me more, please do not waste your time. baddoy > why did you kill me Ange1 > You are a target of opportunity to The Establishment. baddoy > im a new player that was the only ship i hadl Ange1 > I'm sorry, but its your own fault. You left yourself very vulnerable and easy to catch. This is 0.0 space, no rules here mate. baddoy > and i dont have any isk Ange1 > You didn't insure your ship? baddoy > i did not have the isk Ange1 > You can't even afford a basic T1 frigate or ask for a loan to get on your feet again? This is a harsh game, deal with it and rise stronger or quit and go somewhere else. baddoy > i was going to try and get it baddoy > what did you gane from killing me baddoy > will you erplace my ship Ange1 > You may have been carrying something valuable. I have no way of knowing that though until I blow you up. baddoy > if you would of ask i would told you Ange1 > I will not replace your ship, no. baddoy > ok my corp will kill you sorry baddoy > they are coming for you now baddoy > you better run Ange1 > lol Ange1 > do you honestly think I'll be scared by that? Ange1 > I've heard that threat many times my friend and if they come, so bet it. I'll be waiting. Ange1 > be it* baddoy > no dont be baddoy > o well ass hole baddoy > i will kill you Ange1 > Now you're just being rude, it sjust a game, get over it. baddoy > **** you Ange1 > Just a game. baddoy > you must have prob at work is all i no
I have no idea what the last line was meant to do to me lol... ======================= The Establishment is at your service...
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Squelch
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Posted - 2006.03.06 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Scrofalitic One Best quote in there that I have ever seen :)
"I hope your next poo is a hedgehog".
Simply superb :D
That might be the funniest thing I have ever seen on the forums 
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Je'hira Osiris
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Posted - 2006.03.06 16:45:00 -
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Ive been luck with this 2... All pvper that we have beaten have joined the corp.. :-) The once with out the skills have asked if they can once they have the skills up :-) .. This is only during hunts tho ppl we kill in war just go back to the station.
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Cummilla
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Posted - 2006.03.06 18:57:00 -
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Edited by: Cummilla on 06/03/2006 18:57:43 i've said this many times before....The BEST part of pirating to me is the smacktalk in local or the hate mails.
mods are usually sheit. ransoms are iffy because teh carebear likes the caw....er blob. But inflamed erotic hate spewing from the carebear is priceless!
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Blaise Elcadan
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Posted - 2006.03.06 19:19:00 -
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Originally by: Avoid
[13:56:48] Avoid > yes ? [13:57:28] Khabok > Just wanted to let you know. The man that hired me has already recompensated me for my ship. I also have a message for you from him: [13:57:57] Khabok > "Keep a better eye on local before you make a fool of yourself again" [13:58:17] Khabok > Good day, sir. I will definitely see you later.
Oh thats too funny :)
Evil Overlord Rule #20 Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. |

Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.06 19:41:00 -
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they are all pretty crap imo, not much good rp smacktalk..I get loads of it, but r too lazy to copy/paste
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