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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
3826
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Posted - 2013.12.18 23:26:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months...
They are descendants of one of the most historically bad-ass societies known. I would not bet on this. |
Matilda Res
Eccentric Orbit
0
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Posted - 2013.12.19 02:34:00 -
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Phoenix Jones wrote:He ate the last two corpses I brought home :-(
if you place a fresh corpse in your cargohold with your pet fedo, he/she will eat the corpse and poop out any implants that were inside.
Self destruct your pod with implants and see for yourself! |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
1770
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Posted - 2013.12.19 03:31:00 -
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So we'll be getting that special Fedo Transport Ship as one of the gifts right?
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
872
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Posted - 2013.12.19 04:09:00 -
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Ila Dace wrote:So we'll be getting that special Fedo Transport Ship as one of the gifts right?
Hopefully they'll give us all a slightly nerfed version of the Cockroach frigate... that'd be awesome, even if it was only half as good.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
Lady Naween
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
329
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Posted - 2013.12.19 04:48:00 -
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I can personally vouch for the fact that minmatar slaves make perfect playthings for my FEDO, she so loves tearing them to bits. It is so adorable :) |
Utremi Fasolasi
La Dolce Vita
306
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Posted - 2013.12.19 05:39:00 -
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Can we get Furriers for Easter? |
Faenir Antollare
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2013.12.19 06:55:00 -
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Fedo's are for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS!!!
Support your local star system`s RSPCSA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Space Animals) officer! |
Paragoda
Coreli Corporation
Ineluctable.
10
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Posted - 2013.12.19 08:14:00 -
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Faenir Antollare wrote:Fedo's are for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS!!!
Support your local star system`s RSPCSA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Space Animals) officer!
Acually they might be, just for christmas. With their limited lifespan of a couple of weeks.
Would hate to see it but they might die after christmas, like when our snowballs used to melt. :(
Have anyone had any sucess breeding their fedo yet? |
Elistea
BLUE Regiment.
210
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Posted - 2013.12.19 10:45:00 -
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Don't touch my FEDO ! |
Casanunda
Church Of The Eternal Cosmic Confidence Trick
138
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Posted - 2013.12.19 11:02:00 -
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Fedos are the primary cause of the toxic atmosphere inside stations. The unenhanced humans have been secretly breeding them and releasing them inside the stations to curtail the capsuleers rise to power.
The fact that I am not a gazillionaire Gallente aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle. |
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Lukas Rox
Aideron Technologies
49
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Posted - 2013.12.19 13:14:00 -
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Hmmm... What if a Fedo was roaming freely around in the CQ? I would have a reason to switch to CQ now and then to have a laugh at my little fellow eating the leftover quafe cans ;-)
Blogging about EVE on http://pozniak.pl/ |
Lukas Rox
Aideron Technologies
49
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Posted - 2013.12.19 13:15:00 -
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Paragoda wrote:Faenir Antollare wrote:Fedo's are for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS!!!
Support your local star system`s RSPCSA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Space Animals) officer! Acually they might be, just for christmas. With their limited lifespan of a couple of weeks. Would hate to see it but they might die after christmas, like when our snowballs used to melt. :( Have anyone had any sucess breeding their fedo yet?
I have two fedos, I will leave them in my hangar overnight and let you know.
Blogging about EVE on http://pozniak.pl/ |
Max Zerg
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
13
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Posted - 2013.12.19 13:36:00 -
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Dear CCP
FEED FEDO !
Would you, please, upgrade Fedo to make it feedable?
Converting Fedo into The Tamagotchi Version might include:
- special container for creature and it's food
- let Fedo eat livestock and some drops like Homeless and Tourist, VIPs and such
- let happy fed Fedo produce someting for players in exchange like rotten potatoes, ore sites in region bookmarks etc depending on frequemcy quantity quality and combination of dishes supplied by players
- make it grow and provide more surprises to it's owner
- unhappy and hungry for a long time Fedos might degrade to basic non-feedable state
make it living wonder not just the in-game furniture after all
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Treborr MintingtonJr
Quantum Reality R n D
Spaceship Samurai
98
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Posted - 2013.12.19 13:44:00 -
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Please can I ride my Fedo through space :-) |
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
207
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:30:00 -
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Is it wrong I see something else in the FEDO..?
And yes, I have one. Its currently humping my leg.
Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
Silivar Karkun
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
103
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:44:00 -
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"My Little Fedo: Cleaning is Magic" |
Plasticity
Adventurers
3
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:44:00 -
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Do these things eat each other or just die really fast? I had two the other day, now there is just one.
Has anyone refined one yet? |
Ramona McCandless
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
1559
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:46:00 -
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Max Zerg wrote:Dear CCP FEED FEDO ! Would you, please, upgrade Fedo to make it feedable? Converting Fedo into The Tamagotchi Version might include: - special container for creature and it's food - let Fedo eat livestock and some drops like Homeless and Tourist, VIPs and such - let happy fed Fedo produce someting for players in exchange like rotten potatoes, ore sites in region bookmarks etc depending on frequemcy quantity quality and combination of dishes supplied by players - make it grow and provide more surprises to it's owner - unhappy and hungry for a long time Fedos might degrade to basic non-feedable state make it living wonder not just the in-game furniture after all
Please make my Fedo nameable and let me teach it up to 4 special attacks or moves
*** Vote MTU For CSM ***
Non omnis moriar |
Aramatheia
Tiffany and Co.
139
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Posted - 2013.12.19 17:19:00 -
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My Fedo's are forever, breeding and forming into a powerful Fedofleet, ready to clean and enhance my frontline ships, nothing can stand against my FedoCoated battleplate armor with Fedo Type 1A enhanced shield tech.
Fedo Power ...
.. and i alone command it! |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
32
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Posted - 2013.12.19 17:48:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months...
Nonsense! I love fedos. I love to eat them. I love to hear their little bones go crunch between my teeth. |
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Ramona McCandless
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
1572
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Posted - 2013.12.19 17:56:00 -
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Jen Takhesis wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months... Nonsense! I love fedos. I love to eat them. I love to hear their little bones go crunch between my teeth.
That's kittens your thinking of
*** Vote MTU For CSM ***
"They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." --áPontianak Sythaeryn
Non omnis moriar |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2787
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Posted - 2013.12.19 20:40:00 -
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Jen Takhesis wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months... Nonsense! I love fedos. I love to eat them. I love to hear their little bones go crunch between my teeth.
You know that they're invertebrates, do you? 
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
874
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Posted - 2013.12.19 21:45:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Max Zerg wrote:Dear CCP FEED FEDO ! Would you, please, upgrade Fedo to make it feedable? Converting Fedo into The Tamagotchi Version might include: - special container for creature and it's food - let Fedo eat livestock and some drops like Homeless and Tourist, VIPs and such - let happy fed Fedo produce someting for players in exchange like rotten potatoes, ore sites in region bookmarks etc depending on frequemcy quantity quality and combination of dishes supplied by players - make it grow and provide more surprises to it's owner - unhappy and hungry for a long time Fedos might degrade to basic non-feedable state make it living wonder not just the in-game furniture after all Please make my Fedo nameable and let me teach it up to 4 special attacks or moves
Seconded.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
Debir Achen
The Red Circle Inc.
67
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Posted - 2013.12.20 03:55:00 -
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After reading the chronicle, I have unlocked the secret of why your Fedo takes so much space in the cargo hold. It's not just a Fedo - it's a robotic Fedo breeding box. When the Fedo (illustrated) dies, it is secretly replaced with a newly birthed one from the box (not illustrated).
Best not to think about what happened to the corpse of its predecessor.
Aren't Caldari supposed to have a large signature? |
Luis Graca
218
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Posted - 2013.12.20 04:49:00 -
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wiki.eveoline wrote:The Fedos eject fumes from their body which, for the reasons explained above, have a most horrible odor. The Fedos possess a fantastic sense of smell and so use these fumes to communicate with each other; they are however both blind and deaf, having no eyes or ears. The mouth is located on the underside of the beast, and the Fedo feeds by positioning itself over the food and lowering itself down on it.
So they communicate by farting to each other.
wiki.eveoline wrote: The Matari feed the Fedos with every scrap of waste produced on the ship, letting the beasts roam free around the vessel and even outside it.
I know flying in minmatar ships where dangerous but never to the point where the actual ship is the food for the fedos
wiki.eveoline wrote:Most ships employing Fedos have a special nursery room where female Fedos are kept to replenish the on-board Fedo stock. This is necessary as the Fedo's life cycle is only a few weeks long.
Is my fedo gonna die ?
If so people tell me before that happen so i can send some of them to iceland so they can communicate to each other in front of CCP HQ
Scource |
disasteur
Tellcomtec Industries.
215
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Posted - 2013.12.20 05:29:00 -
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yes I had my little Fedo, and I gave it away.... but today I got a real 2013 holiday gift miner II its so special I will auction it
bidding starts at 1 billion buyout is set on 100 billion
Ps.
I don't have to explain this was meant to be sarcastic right? |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
219
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Posted - 2013.12.20 05:45:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:Oh, Hell... the cat ate it. 
You got lucky... Mine ate the cat... Amongst other things.
Lets just say I needed a fresh clone afterwards...
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Lukas Rox
Aideron Technologies
50
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Posted - 2013.12.20 10:06:00 -
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So I left my two fedos overnight and they didn't breed.
I think I have too many ideas about how the Fedo could actually be more fun
- make it a deployable. Once you deploy Fedo in space it will attach to your ships hull and will happily rove on it. Just don't keep it in space for too long or it dies!
- make it "a furniture" in CQ - if you have a Fedo in your hangar, it automatically appears in CQ as a model. It would eat the leftover dinner and quafe cans
- make Fedos breed! If there is more than one in a hangar, more will spawn over time.
Dear CCP, this would actually make a very funny Easter Egg, don't you think? Plus there is still a few months until Easter so you can code it ;-) Yes, I know EVE is about blowing up spaceships, preferably not your own :) But there's nothing wrong in a bit of fun here and there.
Blogging about EVE on http://pozniak.pl/ |
Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
886
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Posted - 2013.12.20 10:35:00 -
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my fedo did bite a goon
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Burl en Daire
The Ecstatic Cult of Dionysus
20
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Posted - 2013.12.20 15:47:00 -
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Jen Takhesis wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:So 0.5 cubic meters of fedo weight 3000 kg... Now we just need them to start doubling in number every week or so...
Most ships employing fedos have a special nursery room where female fedos are kept to replenish the on-board fedo stock. This is necessary as the fedo's life cycle is only a few weeks long |
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