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Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.12.18 03:18:00 -
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Thank CCP for this gift.
Terribly funny that FEDO pet, place the pet in your main cargo of your ship. He will faithfully follow you back anywhere in the world, except in JITA. Who knows why!
A beautiful Christmas gift for those who are still a lot of imagination.
Don't eat him after midnight...Pleasure at all . |

Oberine Noriepa
1374
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Posted - 2013.12.18 03:31:00 -
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This "FEDO"... I didn't get one.
It would have added unnecessary mass, anyway.  |

Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.12.18 03:43:00 -
[3] - Quote
go to this link :
Your will found your CCP gifts there. 'EVE Online Holiday Celebration 2013' After clicking on the date, just log in EVE with your account to redeem item's.
Good luck.
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Oberine Noriepa
1374
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Posted - 2013.12.18 03:50:00 -
[4] - Quote
Oh. It's the latest one. Meh. |

Felicity Love
Nighthawk Exploration
1058
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Posted - 2013.12.18 04:02:00 -
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Oh, Hell... the cat ate it. 
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |

Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.12.18 04:11:00 -
[6] - Quote
I forgot, for those who think he can throw on the outside of their ship this FEDO companion, for any reason whatsoever (lack of food, not enough space, too noisy, bad smells etc ... ), you may be denouncing the SPF (Society for the Protection of Fedo's) that the loss be training your permission to keep any animal in your ship.
So think about it before you regret ... |

Oberine Noriepa
1374
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Posted - 2013.12.18 05:06:00 -
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Bomale wrote:I forgot, for those who think he can throw on the outside of their ship this FEDO companion, for any reason whatsoever (lack of food, not enough space, too noisy, bad smells etc ... ), you may be denouncing the SPF (Society for the Protection of Fedo's) that the loss be training your permission to keep any animal in your ship.
So think about it before you regret ... I'm sure it's happier outside of the airlock anyway.  |

Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
2816
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Posted - 2013.12.18 05:12:00 -
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I think he should be allowed to run around in my CQ.... 
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Dirk Massive
D.O.O.M.
11
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Posted - 2013.12.18 05:15:00 -
[9] - Quote
BLAH...
It's all fun and games until you step in it's slimy lime green poo!  |

Starbuck05
The Mjolnir Bloc B O R G
95
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Posted - 2013.12.18 07:45:00 -
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What is this fedo? -á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir ! -á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ?? |
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2778
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Posted - 2013.12.18 07:47:00 -
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Everyone got a fedo today?  The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |

MestariBation
Viziam Amarr Empire
63
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Posted - 2013.12.18 07:48:00 -
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WTF is this fedo shite, I DONT GET IT Send me isk im poor |
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CCP Logibro
C C P C C P Alliance
186

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Posted - 2013.12.18 07:50:00 -
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I love my Fedo. I will love him and hug him and feed him and he shall be called squishy. <3 CCP Logibro // EVE Universe Community Team // Distributor of Nanites
@CCP_Logibro |
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Koban Agalder
Future Corps Sleeper Social Club
44
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Posted - 2013.12.18 08:01:00 -
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CCP Logibro wrote:I love my Fedo. I will love him and hug him and feed him and he shall be called squishy. <3 Squishy ? Srsly SQUISHY !? It's the last appropriate name which you could give to your beloved Fedo who's weight is about 3 tons...
(I think this is Fedo who should call his master "squishy" :D) James Arget for CSM 8!-áhttp://csm.fcftw.org-á |

Faenir Antollare
University of Caille Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2013.12.18 08:03:00 -
[15] - Quote
I too a Lurve my Fedo, my Fabulous Furry Fedo Forever, with such love though ..does come responsibility,
Request for an in-game Fedo-litter commodity please  |

Aramatheia
Tiffany and Co.
134
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Posted - 2013.12.18 08:08:00 -
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i am attempting to breed Fedos, to be housed in specially constructed Fedobays located near the outer hull on all my main frontline ships. Fedos are ship cleaners, mine excell in thier role hence the intent to breed them so i have a master race of master ship maintainters. Then while everyone elses ships are succumbing to minmatar plague, mine soldier on, solid, intact, durable.
Fedo Power! |

Jove Death
The Jovian Navy
295
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Posted - 2013.12.18 08:24:00 -
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I got 3 of the bloody things running round my hangar now. Goddam yapping all night to go out for a pee. 
But I cant cos the dam captains quarters outer door wont fricken open.  Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek
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To mare
Advanced Technology
284
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Posted - 2013.12.18 08:42:00 -
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i still want my holiday potato . . . |

Hesod Adee
Kiwis In Space
212
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Posted - 2013.12.18 08:49:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:Oh, Hell... the cat ate it. 
That's one impressive cat you have there.
Koban Agalder wrote:CCP Logibro wrote:I love my Fedo. I will love him and hug him and feed him and he shall be called squishy. <3 Squishy ? Srsly SQUISHY !? It's the last appropriate name which you could give to your beloved Fedo who's weight is about 3 tons... (I think this is Fedo who should call his master "squishy" :D) It's also only 0.5 m3. Not too big to be called squishy. |

Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting Home Front Coalition
812
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Posted - 2013.12.18 09:05:00 -
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I'm calling mine Harry. One day it will grow gargantuan and consume the blue donut. Today however, is not that day. |
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Bad Messenger
Nasranite Watch OLD MAN GANG
614
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Posted - 2013.12.18 09:48:00 -
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i call mine FEDOBEAR |

Dirk Massive
D.O.O.M.
12
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Posted - 2013.12.18 10:53:00 -
[22] - Quote
I see now today I got a second Fedo on my other account, and something else that's new, I got a potato. /shrugs  |

Azami Nevinyrall
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1412
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Posted - 2013.12.18 10:56:00 -
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WTF is this FEDO?
It just sits there, staring, drooling...
Am I supposto jettison and shoot the damn thing? Are you a DEV?-áStuck working on Christmas day? Feeling all...BAH HUMBUG! and wanna blow something up? I'm offering a DEV to blow up my "Yule Gifted fitted Gnosis" on Christmas day! Feel free to msg me for more info! |

Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
246
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Posted - 2013.12.18 11:31:00 -
[24] - Quote
Quite a handy present actually, my ships are absolutely spotless now. Fortunately I'm in a Pod, so I can't smell my Cleaner of Ships.... Just al little warning though, although they can be charming, be careful when interacting with them. They are actually heavier then mercury. In other words, twice as heavy as steel and much, much more sturdier.....
Link for reference. Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format. Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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Dirk Massive
D.O.O.M.
12
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Posted - 2013.12.18 11:37:00 -
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Mine crapped all over my Ishtar.  |

Niena Nuamzzar
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
197
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Posted - 2013.12.18 12:41:00 -
[26] - Quote
Got 50 ECM drones, which is actually useful  |

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
935
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Posted - 2013.12.18 12:59:00 -
[27] - Quote
Fedo has an imense density...by the way... https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Fedo
"Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Noddy Comet
Lysdexic Agnostics - Thier is no Dog
113
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Posted - 2013.12.18 13:11:00 -
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CCP Logibro wrote:I love my Fedo. I will love him and hug him and feed him and he shall be called squishy. <3
I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him and....
/oldschoollooneytunes
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Treborr MintingtonJr
Quantum Reality R n D Spaceship Samurai
97
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Posted - 2013.12.18 13:14:00 -
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I will love and care for my 6x 150mm Light Carbine Repeating Cannon I's like they were my own children. |

Lucretia DeWinter
Star Frontiers
68
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Posted - 2013.12.18 13:25:00 -
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Mine is starring in his own TV show, airing soon...
My Little Fedo - Spaceships Are Magic. |
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Earhart Alland
Red Fox Brigade
2
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Posted - 2013.12.18 13:26:00 -
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So when do we get Fedo plushies on the Eve store?  -'Ad Mortis Nos Tripudio'-
Join Dust Today https://dust514.com/recruit/ToEu4O/ |

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2778
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Posted - 2013.12.18 13:36:00 -
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So 0.5 cubic meters of fedo weight 3000 kg... this means that it's built mostly from cast iron, minus the rotting food inside. The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |

Arduemont
The State of War.
2513
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Posted - 2013.12.18 13:40:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:Oh, Hell... the cat ate it. 
You cat ate a 3 tonne 0.5m3 monster? What the hell kind of cat do you have?
Also, I want a Fedo for my CQ. Make it so. "In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." |
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CCP Guard
C C P C C P Alliance
4480

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Posted - 2013.12.18 13:58:00 -
[34] - Quote
I pretty much gave myself a Fedo on the 14th. How's that for Christmas spirit! CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer |-á@ccp_guard |
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Jamagh
Sci Adventures
89
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Posted - 2013.12.18 14:05:00 -
[35] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:Oh, Hell... the cat ate it. 
You cat ate a 3 THOUSAND kilogram creature?! That is one huge cat! "Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."-á CCP Navigator. |

Jamagh
Sci Adventures
89
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Posted - 2013.12.18 14:06:00 -
[36] - Quote
Earhart Alland wrote:So when do we get Fedo plushies on the Eve store? 
As long as it stinks like old farts. "Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."-á CCP Navigator. |

Earhart Alland
Red Fox Brigade
2
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Posted - 2013.12.18 14:13:00 -
[37] - Quote
Jamagh wrote:As long as it stinks like old farts.
That makes me think of Abby Sciuto's farting hippo from NCIS,  -'Ad Mortis Nos Tripudio'-
Join Dust Today https://dust514.com/recruit/ToEu4O/ |

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2778
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Posted - 2013.12.18 14:16:00 -
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Arduemont wrote:Felicity Love wrote:Oh, Hell... the cat ate it.  You cat ate a 3 tonne 0.5m3 monster? What the hell kind of cat do you have?
A Cat 5110B. The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |

Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2013.12.18 15:02:00 -
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I am very pleased that the majority of us is called a pretty name their FEDO. For myself I named my fedo Onion.
But, BUT I am also outraged and shocked to see that some pilots leave their FEDO on their ship near a red giant star, and this, WITHOUT any accommodation. Of such behavior is not acceptable in this EDEN, too, we need to educate offenders on the behavior needed to maintain a good relationship to our friends animals, whether small or large is they.
We must use all the means necessary to enforce the rights of FEDO's. We must authoriser seizure of ships without pilots who abandon their poor FEDO.
My friends, my good friends open your heart, break the chains of those who are detained. Food for these abandoned our love if you have exhausted all your friends potatoes.
We can not be indifferent, they need us |

Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
2351
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Posted - 2013.12.18 15:13:00 -
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I got one too, but Im a little confused by the stats. According to this
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Fedo_%28Chronicle%29
a Fedo is 20 to 50 cm long. It certainly would not use up 0.5 cu m. And that mass. 0.5 cu m massing 3000 kg is right for iron, not a living being.
My conclusion: The size and mass includes a shipping/housing container. The Fedo itself is about the size and mass of an average dog.
Also given that chronicle Ive always assumed that Fedos are freely roaming all over the place when you are on a Matari station. So we've all seen them. Its just that this one is yours. http://vincentoneve.wordpress.com/ |
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2038
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Posted - 2013.12.18 15:17:00 -
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I named my fedo Perry. Because it somehow reminds me of Katy Perry.
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Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2013.12.18 15:19:00 -
[42] - Quote
This picture is not a FEDO, this a mistake, this is rather a parasite FEDO. A chip or some such thing. |

Samoth Egnoled
30235
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Posted - 2013.12.18 15:30:00 -
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<3 my FEDO, but i agree. He needs to be in my CQ Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |

Phoenix Jones
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
326
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Posted - 2013.12.18 16:39:00 -
[44] - Quote
He ate the last two corpses I brought home :-( Stabbers are totally broken
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15116553
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2042
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Posted - 2013.12.18 17:08:00 -
[45] - Quote
Bomale wrote: This picture is not a FEDO, this a mistake, this is rather a parasite FEDO. A chip or some such thing. Here a picture of my Fedo ONION : http://imgur.com/1y7WrIfPretty !!! NOTICE : I must admit that emit gas female fedo can become problematic in small neighborhoods. I also suggest using the high-performance filters Carbon type Y2013. These filters are very effective and will decrease the disadvantages for those who owns one or more females. We know that some pilots exploits these gases and to do this, they use balloons. Unfortunately these are inappropriate , not only is it difficult to put in the right place on the female to capture the gas, but they eventually explode, freeing all the accumulated gas. I hate to even imagine what a female fedo smells like. My male one Perry smells about like a rotten crayfish. Or maybe a rotten clam.
Anyone want to adopt a fedo? He comes complete with a brand new habitat tank (with hood, lighting, and substrata heater), feed dish, basking stone, and hidey shelter. Also a custom sweater that I had made. |

Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
32
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Posted - 2013.12.18 17:21:00 -
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Oberine Noriepa wrote:Oh. It's the latest one. Meh.
All I got was smart bombs.  |

James Nikolas Tesla
Coalition Of Organised Pilots
6
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Posted - 2013.12.18 17:22:00 -
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I was unable to properly care for my fedo so I had to auction him to a better home. I am an AFK miner, don't like it? Try to gank me, odds are I am already aligned and not that far from my keyboard. |

Gaia Ma'chello
V.I.C.E.
94
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Posted - 2013.12.18 17:39:00 -
[48] - Quote
I like to drop Fedos over the balcony on to a canvas to make Fedo Splat Art.
But I only do it with "wild" ones that crawl into my CQ when I'm on a Matari station. |

Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2013.12.18 17:43:00 -
[49] - Quote
Quote: Anyone want to adopt a fedo? He comes complete with a brand new habitat tank (with hood, lighting, and substrata heater), feed dish, basking stone, and hidey shelter. Also a custom sweater that I had made.
Quote: I was unable to properly care for my fedo so I had to auction him to a better home.
We are at the dawn of life the scourge Dalmatians?
Grrrr... |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2043
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Posted - 2013.12.18 18:00:00 -
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James Nikolas Tesla wrote:I was unable to properly care for my fedo so I had to auction him to a better home. At least you didn't just release him in some quiet area of a station, like a lot of fedo owners do. How irresponsible. I've read that 90% of released fedos end up getting spaced, or worse. Sure, they only have a two-week lifespan, but still.... |
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Leigh Akiga
Trickle Down Economics
375
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Posted - 2013.12.18 18:12:00 -
[51] - Quote
I think the next logical step is Fedo in the captains quarters |

Bomale
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2013.12.18 18:23:00 -
[52] - Quote
Leigh Akiga wrote:I think the next logical step is Fedo in the captains quarters Sound well ...
We must demand to developers CCP the necessity to act so that we can leave our pets on within CQ
If they neglect our request, we will risposter with sending our Fedo directly to their office and without having previously fed.
We'll see how they'll manage with them... or ... vice versa. |

ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells Beer needs you
328
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Posted - 2013.12.18 18:41:00 -
[53] - Quote
They should be in dust 514 for target practise You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead. |

Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
32
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Posted - 2013.12.18 19:19:00 -
[54] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:So 0.5 cubic meters of fedo weight 3000 kg...
Now we just need them to start doubling in number every week or so... |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2047
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Posted - 2013.12.18 22:47:00 -
[55] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:So 0.5 cubic meters of fedo weight 3000 kg... this means that it's built mostly from cast iron, minus the rotting food inside. If only I could find ammo that dense for my battleship's artillery turrets. Can you imagine the kinetic damage? Oh, wait....  |

Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
147
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Posted - 2013.12.18 22:48:00 -
[56] - Quote
Fido is guarding the Big Red Button. Don't **** off Fido. ...end transmission... GÖĴ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½ |

Jill Chastot
Aliastra Gallente Federation
63
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Posted - 2013.12.18 22:56:00 -
[57] - Quote
  the Fedo's life cycle is only a few weeks long.  
WHY CCP? WHY DO YOU GIVE ME A PET THAT I WILL LOVE AND LOSE?!? |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
3825
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Posted - 2013.12.18 22:57:00 -
[58] - Quote
The bronyism is strong in this thread. |

Felicity Love
Nighthawk Exploration
1063
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Posted - 2013.12.18 23:01:00 -
[59] - Quote
... I think my crack-addicted Fedo just spawned... there's a bunch of smaller ones all over the CQ ceiling, chirpling away... can I redeem these back to CCP for something better ? Or do they get consumed in a BPO somewhere ?
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2782
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Posted - 2013.12.18 23:05:00 -
[60] - Quote
Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months... The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
3826
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Posted - 2013.12.18 23:26:00 -
[61] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months...
They are descendants of one of the most historically bad-ass societies known. I would not bet on this. |

Matilda Res
Eccentric Orbit
0
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Posted - 2013.12.19 02:34:00 -
[62] - Quote
Phoenix Jones wrote:He ate the last two corpses I brought home :-(
if you place a fresh corpse in your cargohold with your pet fedo, he/she will eat the corpse and poop out any implants that were inside.
Self destruct your pod with implants and see for yourself! |

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
1770
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Posted - 2013.12.19 03:31:00 -
[63] - Quote
So we'll be getting that special Fedo Transport Ship as one of the gifts right? If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
872
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Posted - 2013.12.19 04:09:00 -
[64] - Quote
Ila Dace wrote:So we'll be getting that special Fedo Transport Ship as one of the gifts right?
Hopefully they'll give us all a slightly nerfed version of the Cockroach frigate... that'd be awesome, even if it was only half as good. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Lady Naween
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
329
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Posted - 2013.12.19 04:48:00 -
[65] - Quote
I can personally vouch for the fact that minmatar slaves make perfect playthings for my FEDO, she so loves tearing them to bits. It is so adorable :) |

Utremi Fasolasi
La Dolce Vita
306
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Posted - 2013.12.19 05:39:00 -
[66] - Quote
Can we get Furriers for Easter? |

Faenir Antollare
University of Caille Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2013.12.19 06:55:00 -
[67] - Quote
Fedo's are for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS!!!
Support your local star system`s RSPCSA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Space Animals) officer! |

Paragoda
Coreli Corporation Ineluctable.
10
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Posted - 2013.12.19 08:14:00 -
[68] - Quote
Faenir Antollare wrote:Fedo's are for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS!!!
Support your local star system`s RSPCSA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Space Animals) officer!
Acually they might be, just for christmas. With their limited lifespan of a couple of weeks. Would hate to see it but they might die after christmas, like when our snowballs used to melt. :( Have anyone had any sucess breeding their fedo yet? |

Elistea
BLUE Regiment.
210
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Posted - 2013.12.19 10:45:00 -
[69] - Quote
Don't touch my FEDO ! |

Casanunda
Church Of The Eternal Cosmic Confidence Trick
138
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Posted - 2013.12.19 11:02:00 -
[70] - Quote
Fedos are the primary cause of the toxic atmosphere inside stations. The unenhanced humans have been secretly breeding them and releasing them inside the stations to curtail the capsuleers rise to power. The fact that I am not a gazillionaire Gallente aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle. |
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Lukas Rox
Aideron Technologies
49
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Posted - 2013.12.19 13:14:00 -
[71] - Quote
Hmmm... What if a Fedo was roaming freely around in the CQ? I would have a reason to switch to CQ now and then to have a laugh at my little fellow eating the leftover quafe cans ;-) Blogging about EVE on http://pozniak.pl/ |

Lukas Rox
Aideron Technologies
49
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Posted - 2013.12.19 13:15:00 -
[72] - Quote
Paragoda wrote:Faenir Antollare wrote:Fedo's are for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS!!!
Support your local star system`s RSPCSA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Space Animals) officer! Acually they might be, just for christmas. With their limited lifespan of a couple of weeks. Would hate to see it but they might die after christmas, like when our snowballs used to melt. :( Have anyone had any sucess breeding their fedo yet?
I have two fedos, I will leave them in my hangar overnight and let you know. Blogging about EVE on http://pozniak.pl/ |

Max Zerg
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
13
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Posted - 2013.12.19 13:36:00 -
[73] - Quote
Dear CCP
FEED FEDO !
Would you, please, upgrade Fedo to make it feedable? Converting Fedo into The Tamagotchi Version might include: - special container for creature and it's food - let Fedo eat livestock and some drops like Homeless and Tourist, VIPs and such - let happy fed Fedo produce someting for players in exchange like rotten potatoes, ore sites in region bookmarks etc depending on frequemcy quantity quality and combination of dishes supplied by players - make it grow and provide more surprises to it's owner - unhappy and hungry for a long time Fedos might degrade to basic non-feedable state
make it living wonder not just the in-game furniture after all
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Treborr MintingtonJr
Quantum Reality R n D Spaceship Samurai
98
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Posted - 2013.12.19 13:44:00 -
[74] - Quote
Please can I ride my Fedo through space :-) |

Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
207
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:30:00 -
[75] - Quote
Is it wrong I see something else in the FEDO..?
And yes, I have one. Its currently humping my leg. Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |

Silivar Karkun
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
103
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:44:00 -
[76] - Quote
"My Little Fedo: Cleaning is Magic" |

Plasticity
Adventurers
3
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:44:00 -
[77] - Quote
Do these things eat each other or just die really fast? I had two the other day, now there is just one.
Has anyone refined one yet? |

Ramona McCandless
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
1559
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:46:00 -
[78] - Quote
Max Zerg wrote:Dear CCP FEED FEDO ! Would you, please, upgrade Fedo to make it feedable? Converting Fedo into The Tamagotchi Version might include: - special container for creature and it's food - let Fedo eat livestock and some drops like Homeless and Tourist, VIPs and such - let happy fed Fedo produce someting for players in exchange like rotten potatoes, ore sites in region bookmarks etc depending on frequemcy quantity quality and combination of dishes supplied by players - make it grow and provide more surprises to it's owner - unhappy and hungry for a long time Fedos might degrade to basic non-feedable state make it living wonder not just the in-game furniture after all 
Please make my Fedo nameable and let me teach it up to 4 special attacks or moves *** Vote MTU For CSM ***
Non omnis moriar |

Aramatheia
Tiffany and Co.
139
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Posted - 2013.12.19 17:19:00 -
[79] - Quote
My Fedo's are forever, breeding and forming into a powerful Fedofleet, ready to clean and enhance my frontline ships, nothing can stand against my FedoCoated battleplate armor with Fedo Type 1A enhanced shield tech.
Fedo Power ...
.. and i alone command it! |

Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
32
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Posted - 2013.12.19 17:48:00 -
[80] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months...
Nonsense! I love fedos. I love to eat them. I love to hear their little bones go crunch between my teeth. |
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Ramona McCandless
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
1572
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Posted - 2013.12.19 17:56:00 -
[81] - Quote
Jen Takhesis wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months... Nonsense! I love fedos. I love to eat them. I love to hear their little bones go crunch between my teeth.
That's kittens your thinking of *** Vote MTU For CSM *** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." --áPontianak Sythaeryn Non omnis moriar |

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2787
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Posted - 2013.12.19 20:40:00 -
[82] - Quote
Jen Takhesis wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months... Nonsense! I love fedos. I love to eat them. I love to hear their little bones go crunch between my teeth.
You know that they're invertebrates, do you?  The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
874
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Posted - 2013.12.19 21:45:00 -
[83] - Quote
Ramona McCandless wrote:Max Zerg wrote:Dear CCP FEED FEDO ! Would you, please, upgrade Fedo to make it feedable? Converting Fedo into The Tamagotchi Version might include: - special container for creature and it's food - let Fedo eat livestock and some drops like Homeless and Tourist, VIPs and such - let happy fed Fedo produce someting for players in exchange like rotten potatoes, ore sites in region bookmarks etc depending on frequemcy quantity quality and combination of dishes supplied by players - make it grow and provide more surprises to it's owner - unhappy and hungry for a long time Fedos might degrade to basic non-feedable state make it living wonder not just the in-game furniture after all  Please make my Fedo nameable and let me teach it up to 4 special attacks or moves
Seconded. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Debir Achen
The Red Circle Inc.
67
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Posted - 2013.12.20 03:55:00 -
[84] - Quote
After reading the chronicle, I have unlocked the secret of why your Fedo takes so much space in the cargo hold. It's not just a Fedo - it's a robotic Fedo breeding box. When the Fedo (illustrated) dies, it is secretly replaced with a newly birthed one from the box (not illustrated).
Best not to think about what happened to the corpse of its predecessor. Aren't Caldari supposed to have a large signature? |

Luis Graca
218
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Posted - 2013.12.20 04:49:00 -
[85] - Quote
wiki.eveoline wrote:The Fedos eject fumes from their body which, for the reasons explained above, have a most horrible odor. The Fedos possess a fantastic sense of smell and so use these fumes to communicate with each other; they are however both blind and deaf, having no eyes or ears. The mouth is located on the underside of the beast, and the Fedo feeds by positioning itself over the food and lowering itself down on it.
So they communicate by farting to each other.
wiki.eveoline wrote: The Matari feed the Fedos with every scrap of waste produced on the ship, letting the beasts roam free around the vessel and even outside it.
I know flying in minmatar ships where dangerous but never to the point where the actual ship is the food for the fedos
wiki.eveoline wrote:Most ships employing Fedos have a special nursery room where female Fedos are kept to replenish the on-board Fedo stock. This is necessary as the Fedo's life cycle is only a few weeks long.
Is my fedo gonna die ? If so people tell me before that happen so i can send some of them to iceland so they can communicate to each other in front of CCP HQ
Scource |

disasteur
Tellcomtec Industries.
215
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Posted - 2013.12.20 05:29:00 -
[86] - Quote
yes I had my little Fedo, and I gave it away.... but today I got a real 2013 holiday gift miner II its so special I will auction it
bidding starts at 1 billion buyout is set on 100 billion
Ps.
I don't have to explain this was meant to be sarcastic right? |

Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
219
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Posted - 2013.12.20 05:45:00 -
[87] - Quote
Felicity Love wrote:Oh, Hell... the cat ate it. 
You got lucky... Mine ate the cat... Amongst other things.
Lets just say I needed a fresh clone afterwards... Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |

Lukas Rox
Aideron Technologies
50
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Posted - 2013.12.20 10:06:00 -
[88] - Quote
So I left my two fedos overnight and they didn't breed.
I think I have too many ideas about how the Fedo could actually be more fun - make it a deployable. Once you deploy Fedo in space it will attach to your ships hull and will happily rove on it. Just don't keep it in space for too long or it dies! - make it "a furniture" in CQ - if you have a Fedo in your hangar, it automatically appears in CQ as a model. It would eat the leftover dinner and quafe cans - make Fedos breed! If there is more than one in a hangar, more will spawn over time.
Dear CCP, this would actually make a very funny Easter Egg, don't you think? Plus there is still a few months until Easter so you can code it ;-) Yes, I know EVE is about blowing up spaceships, preferably not your own :) But there's nothing wrong in a bit of fun here and there. Blogging about EVE on http://pozniak.pl/ |

Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
886
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Posted - 2013.12.20 10:35:00 -
[89] - Quote
my fedo did bite a goon ... |

Burl en Daire
The Ecstatic Cult of Dionysus
20
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Posted - 2013.12.20 15:47:00 -
[90] - Quote
Jen Takhesis wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:So 0.5 cubic meters of fedo weight 3000 kg... Now we just need them to start doubling in number every week or so...
Most ships employing fedos have a special nursery room where female fedos are kept to replenish the on-board fedo stock. This is necessary as the fedo's life cycle is only a few weeks long |
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Burl en Daire
The Ecstatic Cult of Dionysus
20
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Posted - 2013.12.20 15:51:00 -
[91] - Quote
We need a phone app or Tamagotchi key chain thing to train and breed them. |

Muestereate
Minions LLC
115
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Posted - 2013.12.20 16:38:00 -
[92] - Quote
My Fedo is walking in stations |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2629

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Posted - 2013.12.20 17:14:00 -
[93] - Quote
You know, I really really wish that we could get a plushy Fedo on the store.
Jus' sayin'  ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Lady Naween
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
330
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Posted - 2013.12.20 18:13:00 -
[94] - Quote
ISD Suvetar wrote:You know, I really really wish that we could get a plushy Fedo on the store. Jus' sayin' 
^^ this so much! I would buy one |

Soldarius
Deadman W0nderland Test Alliance Please Ignore
418
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Posted - 2013.12.20 18:21:00 -
[95] - Quote
I asked for Space Herpes and got Fedo instead.
...
I am strangely satisfied.
Also, Relic Analyzer II, yo. Nice. Free Ripley Weaver! |

Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
34
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Posted - 2013.12.20 19:06:00 -
[96] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:You know that they're invertebrates, do you? 
Sure, ruin my fantasy with your so-called facts. :shakefist: |

Ramona McCandless
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
1591
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Posted - 2013.12.20 19:08:00 -
[97] - Quote
ISD Suvetar wrote:You know, I really really wish that we could get a plushy Fedo on the store. Jus' sayin' 
Would it come with its own rotten potato, or would you have to supply your own? *** Vote MTU For CSM *** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." --áPontianak Sythaeryn Non omnis moriar |
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GM Pyro
Game Masters C C P Alliance
7

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Posted - 2013.12.20 19:47:00 -
[98] - Quote
I have to say that I <3 my fedos. GM Pyro Lead Game Master CCP Customer Support | EVE Online | DUST 514 |
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Dr Vitoc
EVE University Ivy League
3
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Posted - 2013.12.20 20:03:00 -
[99] - Quote
Well my FEDO lives in my POD and in my pants.... mmmm but for some reason it prefers little kids...... |

Felicity Love
Nighthawk Exploration
1067
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Posted - 2013.12.20 20:13:00 -
[100] - Quote
My Fedo invited a bunch of his friends over last night and they trashed the place. The Concord cops had to break the fights up, the "slave" girls went home without getting paid and now, FFS, I can't get the stains out of the shag carpetting.
CCP... bring forth the "Fedo LAUNCHER"... so I can fire these little bastards out into the deep, dark cold of space where they belong.
Grrrrr... Fedos.

Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
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Major Xadi
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2013.12.20 20:13:00 -
[101] - Quote
My pack of slaver hounds tore my fedo apart before I could get them under control. So I picked up what pieces were left and put them in my smoker. Makes halfway decent bbq, |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
874
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Posted - 2013.12.20 21:09:00 -
[102] - Quote
I still want kittens in my CQ,,,, but this Fedo will tide me over, nicely. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |

Capt Lynch
The Scope Gallente Federation
34
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Posted - 2013.12.20 21:44:00 -
[103] - Quote
CCP Logibro wrote:I love my Fedo. I will love him and hug him and feed him and he shall be called squishy. <3
I called mine Squishy McGeorge the 57th. I;m training him to explode at people |

TOD2008
Revenge of the Liquidators Academy
0
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Posted - 2013.12.20 22:54:00 -
[104] - Quote
I like my fedo, give him new life. |

DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
18380
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Posted - 2013.12.21 00:50:00 -
[105] - Quote
I've gotta say I've seen a lot of strange items while completing all of the Cosmos Agents for the 4 main Empire Factions.
However, I honestly don't remember ever seeing a Fedo before. That gift alone will probably end up being more valuable to me than all of the other gifts combined.
DMC |

Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
808
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Posted - 2013.12.21 01:36:00 -
[106] - Quote
I named my Fedo Ra. I wear him on my head. This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
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Aramatheia
Tiffany and Co.
141
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Posted - 2013.12.21 03:26:00 -
[107] - Quote
Nexus Day wrote:I named my Fedo Ra. I wear him on my head.
very briefly i assume, you know, 3000 kg and all lol |

Hesod Adee
Kiwis In Space
214
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Posted - 2013.12.21 04:10:00 -
[108] - Quote
Aramatheia wrote:Nexus Day wrote:I named my Fedo Ra. I wear him on my head. very briefly i assume, you know, 3000 kg and all lol Depends. Does he ever go anywhere with gravity ?
Now the location of the Fedos mouth, that's another problem. |

Auric Varangian
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2013.12.21 09:35:00 -
[109] - Quote
Ok, I love the Fedo. BUT...can we do anything with it? Does it actually do anything or is it inert like any other goods we can haul in our cargo bay? |

Capt Lynch
The Scope Gallente Federation
35
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Posted - 2013.12.21 11:49:00 -
[110] - Quote
Aramatheia wrote:Nexus Day wrote:I named my Fedo Ra. I wear him on my head. very briefly i assume, you know, 3000 kg and all lol
Maybe he is training his fedo to be a headcrab extra for the next half-life game? |
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Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
385
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Posted - 2013.12.21 15:58:00 -
[111] - Quote
If you want to know more about your newly acquired Fedo; go here: Fedo Information File Preparing for the Luminaire celebrations and other happy news! Latest Top Newsfeed:More info about your newest pet, the Fedo! ! |

Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Umbrarum Paradisi
162
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Posted - 2013.12.21 17:19:00 -
[112] - Quote
Yeah, I'd love a Fedo plush or something on the EVE Store 
It has to look like the one in the icon though  "A City made of Wood is built in the forest; A City made of Stone is built in the mountains; But a City made of Dreams....is built in heaven."
-Jovian Proverb-á |

agora tarde
Aliastra Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.12.21 17:49:00 -
[113] - Quote
i have already killed it |

Talon SilverHawk
Ronin Cartel The G0dfathers
629
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Posted - 2013.12.21 19:53:00 -
[114] - Quote
CCP Guard wrote:I pretty much gave myself a Fedo on the 14th. How's that for Christmas spirit!
I really do hope that's not a euphemism ........ is it still sore ?
Tal |

Jove Death
The Jovian Navy
316
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Posted - 2013.12.21 20:08:00 -
[115] - Quote
My 3 fedo's thought it was funny to jump out of my station quarters into the zero-g ship hangar and is currently playing ping pong with my ship and the stations inner walls.
Ever seen ping pong with 3000 mass items bouncing in zero-g 
Scotty is really mad atm  Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek
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Djana Libra
DAB The Unthinkables
322
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Posted - 2013.12.22 00:33:00 -
[116] - Quote
just a note: do not put fedo's with exotic dancers in 1 hold... they seem to be naughty |

Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
142
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Posted - 2013.12.22 01:05:00 -
[117] - Quote
Ok...a Fedo is 3000 kg and takes up .5 m3.
So a Fedo is roughly one third the density of gold.
Ya'll is silly. |

Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Umbrarum Paradisi
163
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Posted - 2013.12.22 02:30:00 -
[118] - Quote
Foodpimp wrote:Ok...a Fedo is 3000 kg and takes up .5 m3.
So a Fedo is roughly one third the density of gold.
Ya'll is silly. Gold is 300kg/m3 though- the fedo is 20x as dense  "A City made of Wood is built in the forest; A City made of Stone is built in the mountains; But a City made of Dreams....is built in heaven."
-Jovian Proverb-á |

Tiberius StarGazer
Trifectas Executor Trifectas Syndicate
375
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Posted - 2013.12.23 09:46:00 -
[119] - Quote
Hesod Adee wrote:Felicity Love wrote:Oh, Hell... the cat ate it.  That's one impressive cat you have there. Koban Agalder wrote:CCP Logibro wrote:I love my Fedo. I will love him and hug him and feed him and he shall be called squishy. <3 Squishy ? Srsly SQUISHY !? It's the last appropriate name which you could give to your beloved Fedo who's weight is about 3 tons... (I think this is Fedo who should call his master "squishy" :D) It's also only 0.5 m3. Not too big to be called squishy.
He also weighs 3,000kg!!! Must be all the crap it eats. |

Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
1064
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Posted - 2013.12.23 11:09:00 -
[120] - Quote
CCP Logibro wrote:I love my Fedo. I will love him and hug him and feed him and he shall be called squishy. <3
I had a cat named Squishy.
I hate douchebags. |
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Coyote Laughing
15
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Posted - 2013.12.25 10:16:00 -
[121] - Quote
I've moved my Fedos over to their own station and left them some barrels of synthetic oil - just in case they start eating stuff and/or breeding on April 1, 2014. l8r \o/ |

Mephisto Loire
Pixelfairies
0
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Posted - 2013.12.30 10:24:00 -
[122] - Quote
Since I absolutely found no use for this item, not even an optical one, I'm guessing this is a 7 page long trolling thread.
Well thanks for the cloths CCP, at least they actually had a optical use. |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
770
|
Posted - 2013.12.30 11:11:00 -
[123] - Quote
In case you cant take care of your Fedo, I have a Fedo shelter, where many Fedo's already are having fun together.....
So send your Fedo's my way and make them happy...... \ / You either love us or we hate you. |
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