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Sir Juri
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:30:00 -
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Edited by: Sir Juri on 17/03/2006 08:31:07
no! lol better be a joke*  -
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Arcturus Lynx
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:30:00 -
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Edited by: Arcturus Lynx on 17/03/2006 08:30:51
I just got the best idea, why dont we make another server for PvE, the current server is called tranquility so lets call the pve server CaringandSharing.
So on this server you cant shoot another player ship unless in 0.0 space, nahhh make it you cant shoot other players at all.
hmmm, you dont need to worry about other players, lets remove stabs, how about we remove jammers aswell. Who am i kidding, lets just get rid of all the scanner upgrades and EW gear, who needs it anyway.
Well i guess some ships arent suited for PvE, maybe we should remove 2/3 of all the ships in the game.
Now that no one is competing anymore lets make all HACs cost just as much as cruisers, wont that be great.
hmmm ... some Rats can still kill you on the PVE server, maybe we should just standardise all rats into a single frigate class so they are easy to kill.
Not enough ISK from missions, why dont we make all rewards 10mil isk upwards.
Ive been thinking, Rats have feelings aswell and dont like to get ganked. Maybe we should replace guns and missiles with happy messages of "Play Dead" "Bang Bang".
Why are we even fighting, lets make the only ships on the PvE server shuttles. So we can fly around and explore and look at all the pretty nebulea.
We also need a filter that filters out all bad phrases words and thoughts.
PvE server would be such a fun place.
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ArcticFox
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:31:00 -
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Edited by: ArcticFox on 17/03/2006 08:32:29
This man is a genious, someone give him a hat!
(If you can't see this thread is a joke you're nuts.)
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"There's no +6 Sword of WTFPWN in Eve." - Er... Some person on the forum... |
Sirilonwe
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:31:00 -
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Ahahah no, kthx, go away, play WoW.
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Sir Juri
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:32:00 -
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Edited by: Sir Juri on 17/03/2006 08:32:51
 Originally by: ArcticFox
This man is a genious, someone give him a hat!
a hat to collect for great comedy performance if not a hat to chop of his head as in goldfinger 
Im a noob, bear with me :P |
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Chribba
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:32:00 -
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Edited by: Chribba on 17/03/2006 08:32:39
Just make an offline client and you got your PvE game.
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ArcticFox
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:33:00 -
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Ooo ooo! I just got an even better idea than this guy. Three words:
Single Player Eve
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Sir Juri
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:34:00 -
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Originally by: ArcticFox
Ooo ooo! I just got an even better idea than this guy. Three words:
Single Player Eve
rofl! while he plays alone I hope he gets a forum for himself to
Im a noob, bear with me :P |
Corp Scammer
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:34:00 -
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give the man a cookie
CCP: requested feature please - quite simple really.
For CEOs, days since last login details on all members in their Corp. this will help manage inactives and those that dont log in can be removed. |
Herko Kerghans
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:41:00 -
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Originally by: Arcturus Lynx
Ive been thinking, Rats have feelings aswell and dont like to get ganked.
/me gives Arcty the "I-win-EVE Pin Of The Week".
Barriers - an EVE novel - Chapter #4 released |
Arcturus Lynx
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:42:00 -
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Originally by: Sir Juri
Originally by: ArcticFox
Ooo ooo! I just got an even better idea than this guy. Three words:
Single Player Eve
rofl! while he plays alone I hope he gets a forum for himself to
That would be a great feature, talk to yourself and agree with your own ideas. Nobody can flame you either. What a funtastic idea.
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Sir Juri
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:43:00 -
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Originally by: Arcturus Lynx
Originally by: Sir Juri
Originally by: ArcticFox
Ooo ooo! I just got an even better idea than this guy. Three words:
Single Player Eve
rofl! while he plays alone I hope he gets a forum for himself to
That would be a great feature, talk to yourself and agree with your own ideas. Nobody can flame you either. What a funtastic idea.
lol bring all pvp haters with you plz
Im a noob, bear with me :P |
Logan Xerxes
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:43:00 -
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Edited by: Logan Xerxes on 17/03/2006 08:43:14
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All for the good of many! |
Afrodite Etnellag
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:50:00 -
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Edited by: Afrodite Etnellag on 17/03/2006 08:51:07
Originally by: Logan Xerxes
Edited by: Logan Xerxes on 17/03/2006 08:43:14
Hahahahhahahahahahhahahhahhaha
LoL that should shake the waters a bit, probably 90% the new players in eve agree with this tragic ironic post(for real)
CCP do not ruin our game because some nublets can't accept win or loss, this game was perfectly fine before the mark of 100k suscribers, suddenly you seem to be in favor of the dark side.
Take a hint, they left a pve game because it was boring, they came here and want to turn this game into WOW so they can play 3 months then move to the next!
They are out of the game either way!
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Sir Juri
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:56:00 -
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so true sooner or later they will leave and ppl that like the game will join :)
Im a noob, bear with me :P |
Avon
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:57:00 -
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I approve of this idea.
Let anyone who wants to move their account to the new server do so for free.
Do not, however, allow them to return.
After 6mths, accidentally lose the database to a bizzare coffee spillage.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
Constantine Arcanum
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Posted - 2006.03.17 08:59:00 -
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Guys, we win some and we lose some, but please, can we win this one? THIS SIG R UNHACKABLE
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Sir Juri
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:02:00 -
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Originally by: Avon
I approve of this idea.
Let anyone who wants to move their account to the new server do so for free.
Do not, however, allow them to return.
After 6mths, accidentally lose the database to a bizzare coffee spillage.
Im a noob, bear with me :P |
Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:05:00 -
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Does it come with the free "EvE offline" kit?
(The one where you get to point a pencil (mining laser) at a screwed up ball of paper (asteroid) and make bbbbzzzt noises to simulate mining. Every now and then you can write a big number on a piece of paper and thats your "ISK" )
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LWMaverick
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:07:00 -
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\0/ no.
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Afrodite Etnellag
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:10:00 -
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BTW this server almost exists,
whoever want just pve plz join singularity
FREE FOR ALL
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Equinox II
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:17:00 -
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This is the best idea ever! Why havn't anyone suggested this before?
CCP, this guy should take over development, do it! do it now!
CCP Hammer > Next patch we will make sure to boost Amarr and Nerf Caldari. |
Epsilon 1
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:22:00 -
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Edited by: Epsilon 1 on 17/03/2006 09:24:43
How stupid can you get Go play WoW and keep your hands off EVE. FFS
Edit: I bet a lot of you dream of a PvE server, well guess what - it ain't possible
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Afrodite Etnellag
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:27:00 -
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Originally by: Epsilon 1
Edited by: Epsilon 1 on 17/03/2006 09:24:43
How stupid can you get Go play WoW and keep your hands off EVE. FFS
Edit: I bet a lot of you dream of a PvE server, well guess what - it ain't possible
The author of the original post is just being sarcastic, it seems to me that you are a bit hars on him 
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Sir Juri
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:30:00 -
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Originally by: Afrodite Etnellag
Originally by: Epsilon 1
Edited by: Epsilon 1 on 17/03/2006 09:24:43
How stupid can you get Go play WoW and keep your hands off EVE. FFS
Edit: I bet a lot of you dream of a PvE server, well guess what - it ain't possible
The author of the original post is just being sarcastic, it seems to me that you are a bit hars on him
we know atleast I do lol
Im a noob, bear with me :P |
Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:33:00 -
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Originally by: Arcturus Lynx
Edited by: Arcturus Lynx on 17/03/2006 08:30:51
I just got the best idea, why dont we make another server for PvE, the current server is called tranquility so lets call the pve server CaringandSharing.
So on this server you cant shoot another player ship unless in 0.0 space, nahhh make it you cant shoot other players at all.
hmmm, you dont need to worry about other players, lets remove stabs, how about we remove jammers aswell. Who am i kidding, lets just get rid of all the scanner upgrades and EW gear, who needs it anyway.
Well i guess some ships arent suited for PvE, maybe we should remove 2/3 of all the ships in the game.
Now that no one is competing anymore lets make all HACs cost just as much as cruisers, wont that be great.
hmmm ... some Rats can still kill you on the PVE server, maybe we should just standardise all rats into a single frigate class so they are easy to kill.
Not enough ISK from missions, why dont we make all rewards 10mil isk upwards.
Ive been thinking, Rats have feelings aswell and dont like to get ganked. Maybe we should replace guns and missiles with happy messages of "Play Dead" "Bang Bang".
Why are we even fighting, lets make the only ships on the PvE server shuttles. So we can fly around and explore and look at all the pretty nebulea.
We also need a filter that filters out all bad phrases words and thoughts.
PvE server would be such a fun place.
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Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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KIATolon
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:45:00 -
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I speak officially for the 5 alliance when I say this is exactly what we want and have been privately petitioning CCP for.
We fully support this and look forward to having our accounts migrated.
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Sir Juri
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Posted - 2006.03.17 09:46:00 -
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lol woot! free 0.0 space 
Im a noob, bear with me :P |
Za Po
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Posted - 2006.03.17 10:08:00 -
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Edited by: Za Po on 17/03/2006 10:07:57
The funniest part of this thread is all the people missing the irony, even if in this case it has a 90km sig radius.
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Stig Caldar
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Posted - 2006.03.17 10:26:00 -
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Good one Arcturus - like your style!
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