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Lyris Nairn GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2759	Posted - 2011.11.08 05:23:00 - [1] - Quote Hello Space Friends; I am presented with a rather interesting dilemma which arises from a curious combination of factors. The dilemma is that I have the urge to post and that I am doing so with regards to and directly concerning Pandemic Legion, whom I am assured have a very ballin' private server for one of the current-generation First Person Shooter games that I do not currently play; however, the problem is set forth in that the Pandemic Legion does not have the most stellar reputation according to the library computer files we have at Starfleet Dental Headquarters. I am faced with a conundrum, and so below I shall walk you all through the logic which leads to this impasse and thenceforth defenestrate myself upon the good graces of the forum posting community. Right now I am deleterious with fever and I realize that somehow my wallet is an order of magnitude more full than I recall it being the last time I looked at it, which was some time last night prior to passing out due to the combination of alcohol and plague which presently has me phasing in and out of lucidity. Possibly related to this state of wall-eyed stupor, I find that it seems a wonderful idea to throw this huge and presumably ill-gotten mass of funds around in a childishly reckless fashion but at the same time I find myself either unable or unwilling to determine precisely how this should be. It might be because I was posting in a thread about them just a few seconds prior to hitting "New Topic," or maybe for some other reason; but, whatever the cause, I have settled on "give a lot of space money to Pandemic Legion" as the best course of action. I am still not sure why, or what I hope to accomplish for this. So, uh... suggestions are welcome. What should I hire Pandemic Legion to do? Ideas should be more creative than "shoot some dudes in an Internet spaceship game," since they already do that without me paying them. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad
Alina Wize Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 45	Posted - 2011.11.08 05:35:00 - [2] - Quote Hire them to mine Veldspar in highsec for you. :twisted::twisted::twisted:
Lyris Nairn GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2759	Posted - 2011.11.08 05:37:00 - [3] - Quote Alina Wize wrote: Hire them to mine Veldspar in highsec for you. :twisted::twisted::twisted: I should specify that they have to do it in Gallente space, in Mackinaws. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad
Akrasjel Lanate Naquatech Conglomerate 161	Posted - 2011.11.08 09:44:00 - [4] - Quote Lyris Nairn wrote: Alina Wize wrote: Hire them to mine Veldspar in highsec for you. :twisted::twisted::twisted: I should specify that they have to do it in Gallente space, in Mackinaws. What a exelent idea, that a good solution for those ice gankers, and PL could propably defeat them with mining ships.
Tallian Saotome Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension 239	Posted - 2011.11.08 09:51:00 - [5] - Quote \o/ Lyris is Back! Also, you should hire PL to take out Eve Uni. See how many noobs in rifters it really does take to burn down a supercap fleet o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/`
Teh Frog University of Caille Gallente Federation 1	Posted - 2011.11.08 09:53:00 - [6] - Quote Pay them to escort you around in a swarm of noobships, for a week.
penifSMASH ElitistOps Pandemic Legion 9	Posted - 2011.11.08 10:23:00 - [7] - Quote m8 I don't think you can afford us
Soldarius Peek-A-Boo Bombers 68	Posted - 2011.11.08 10:29:00 - [8] - Quote Ted Dibiase: "Everyone has their price." tbh, I would like to see PL mining ice in gallente space. T'would be epic. "How do you kill that which has no life?"
Officer Nyota Uhura 53	Posted - 2011.11.08 11:17:00 - [9] - Quote No-one likes Jita, right, but all of us have to shop there. So I suggest we move Jita to some place more suitable for interstellar trade, such as Auga. You could hire PL to buy everything from Jita and haul them over to Auga market.
Masamune Dekoro School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 21	Posted - 2011.11.08 11:34:00 - [10] - Quote Lyris Nairn wrote: Right now I am deleterious with fever Oh you

Kitty McKitty In Praise Of Shadows 578	Posted - 2011.11.08 11:57:00 - [11] - Quote I am posting content too! GÖÑ Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children GÖÑ
Ladie Harlot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 706	Posted - 2011.11.08 15:01:00 - [12] - Quote penifSMASH wrote: m8 I don't think you can afford us I was going to hire PL to make bad posts here and at other eve-related forums but it looks like they are already doing that for free! The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
penifSMASH ElitistOps Pandemic Legion 10	Posted - 2011.11.08 15:56:00 - [13] - Quote Soldarius wrote: Ted Dibiase: "Everyone has their price." tbh, I would like to see PL mining ice in gallente space. T'would be epic. we're all -10.0 so we can't enter high sec and we got kicked out of 0.0 by goons so we can't rat to raise sec status what a conundrum
Mortis vonShadow Balanaz Mining and Development Inc. 302	Posted - 2011.11.08 16:31:00 - [14] - Quote Welcome home, Lyris. I would like to see you hire Pandemic Legion to get in Tech I frigates with massive hull tanks. Move from Incursion site to Incursion site, attacking Sansha and free capsuleers alike. Half fighting those running incursions and half fighting Sansha forces to close out the Incursion itself. Now, if they use support, they can only use badgers or mammoths for logistics and for command and control they have to use armor tanked orcas only. Then all the loot that is gleened from this adventure I would like to see reprocessed down to cap boosters and donated to the Sisters of EVE and all their efforts to help starving little children in New Eden. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun.
Atomik Harmonik Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 0	Posted - 2011.11.08 16:37:00 - [15] - Quote Lyris Nairn wrote: Hello Space Friends; stuff...stuff...lots of text...stuff...etc. TL;DR So, uh... suggestions are welcome. What should I hire Pandemic Legion to do? Ideas should be more creative than "shoot some dudes in an Internet spaceship game," since they already do that without me paying them. Hire them to write more succinct posts for you. If you use the ABC's of writing (especially the 'B'), you'll actually not bore your readers to death before they get to the point.
Mortis vonShadow Balanaz Mining and Development Inc. 302	Posted - 2011.11.08 16:44:00 - [16] - Quote Atomik Harmonik wrote: Hire them to write more succinct posts for you. If you use the ABC's of writing (especially the 'B'), you'll actually not bore your readers to death before they get to the point. You, my friend, obviously do not know who Lyris is, for if you did, you wouldn't have posted this. Say it with me, "Welcome Home, Lyris." Was that so hard? Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun.
Atomik Harmonik Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 1	Posted - 2011.11.08 17:18:00 - [17] - Quote Mortis vonShadow wrote: Atomik Harmonik wrote: Hire them to write more succinct posts for you. If you use the ABC's of writing (especially the 'B'), you'll actually not bore your readers to death before they get to the point. You, my friend, obviously do not know who Lyris is, for if you did, you wouldn't have posted this. Say it with me, "Welcome Home, Lyris." Was that so hard? some roleplayer? ok, I'll play along "Welcome Home, Lyris."
Tallian Saotome Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension 242	Posted - 2011.11.08 17:46:00 - [18] - Quote Atomik Harmonik wrote: Mortis vonShadow wrote: Atomik Harmonik wrote: Hire them to write more succinct posts for you. If you use the ABC's of writing (especially the 'B'), you'll actually not bore your readers to death before they get to the point. You, my friend, obviously do not know who Lyris is, for if you did, you wouldn't have posted this. Say it with me, "Welcome Home, Lyris." Was that so hard? some roleplayer? ok, I'll play along "Welcome Home, Lyris." I think you need an education is just who is who on the EVE-O forums. Also, does PL do propaganda if you pay them? You should maybe hire them as Xystance's new propaganda team for his new alliance. o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/`
Lyris Nairn GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2776	Posted - 2011.11.08 19:12:00 - [19] - Quote Tallian Saotome wrote: \o/ Lyris is Back! Also, you should hire PL to take out Eve Uni. See how many noobs in rifters it really does take to burn down a supercap fleet Super-capital ships cannot enter high-security space! :eng101: P.S.: We already throw newbies in Hurricanes that are named "Lyris Nairn's Rifter," at the forces of Elite PVP. P.P.S.: ~~tºüpü»püépü¬püƒpéÆµä¢püùpüª~~ -edit- In the interest of English characters: "Aishiteru!" Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : Theta Squad
Lyris Nairn GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2776	Posted - 2011.11.08 19:21:00 - [20] - Quote penifSMASH wrote: m8 I don't think you can afford us Hey there buddy can you tell me a little bit about modern First Person Shooters and suggest one to me? I got my debut to the genre with Goldeneye on the N64, and back when I was in the Navy me and my division buddies used to play Halo on PC and XBox where I determined that the PC is the superior platform for pointing and clicking to shoot people. I never really played the game for its own sake, though. I mean, like, some kids seemed to be really excited about your ability to jump and run in circles, back in the heyday of the original Counterstrike. I never really "got" the appeal there. The only other shooter that I can recall having played in a long while would be Left 4 Dead, which again was only fun due to playing with my then-roommates and making jokes about how useless the AI was (I swear, Francis would always use the Uzi and would always spray us in the back while we were trying to fight zombie waves, or he would throw molotov cocktails right at us). Do you have any suggestions as to a really social- or team-oriented game and a group of folks with whom to play it? Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : Theta Squad

Lyris Nairn GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2778	Posted - 2011.11.08 19:36:00 - [21] - Quote penifSMASH wrote: Soldarius wrote: Ted Dibiase: "Everyone has their price." tbh, I would like to see PL mining ice in gallente space. T'would be epic. we're all -10.0 so we can't enter high sec and we got kicked out of 0.0 by goons so we can't rat to raise sec status what a conundrum The vast majority of Dread Pirate Goons who are continuing to rack up bounty prizes from the Goonswarm Shrugged project do so on characters that are -10.0, and this does not impede them at all. Being at security status -5.0 or lower does not cause you to instantly explode, nor does it summon CONCORD to your location, nor is it an exploit for you to run through High-Security space while -5.0 or lower, waving your spacedick at all and sundry (so long as you're polite about it). What being -5.0 or below entails is the constant summoning of the faction police, in the form of Caldari Navy, Gallente Navy, or something like that. These ships are not the indestructible CONCORD battleships which instantly kill you; instead, they are things like Megathron Federate Issue and the likeGÇöpowerful ships, compared to other NPC ships, but with DPS and EHP numbers that scale entirely with "real" ships and which can be killed or tanked as any other NPC may be. These ships will attempt to stasis webify your ship, several seconds before they bother trying to warp scramble it; so, it is actually pretty easy to get away from them. They will pursue you within a single system, and if they do catch you it is entirely possible for you and a group of buddies to spider-tank and destroy a wave of them before moving on to whatever you were trying to do. CONCORD is only summoned when an individual commits a criminal act, like shooting a neutral player. It's not so much that being -10.0 makes it impossible to do stuff in high-security space; rather, it makes doing things in high-security space somewhat more challenging and makes it require more coordination than the average player is likely to enjoy arranging. With regards to goons, most of us are completely fine with you showing up and ratting in Deklein since we are presently off doing things in either High-security space (ganking ice miners) or Deklein (uh, I'm not sure why). Most importantly you should be aware that making statements such as the one I quoted makes it sound like you are not the Elite PVP Puppetmasters that we all know you are, but that instead you are allowing Goonswarm Federation to effectively ~control your game~ and the way you play it. Shape up, little space soldier! Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : Theta Squad
Ladie Harlot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 712	Posted - 2011.11.08 20:06:00 - [22] - Quote Is this what happens every time you get banned? You come back and write 1,000-word posts until you collapse from exhaustion and Mt. Dew withdrawal? The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
sandy jardine Republic University Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2011.11.08 20:53:00 - [23] - Quote Idiots, NCdot would kick PL's ass
Lyris Nairn GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2792	Posted - 2011.11.08 21:04:00 - [24] - Quote Ladie Harlot wrote: Is this what happens every time you get banned? You come back and write 1,000-word posts until you collapse from exhaustion and Mt. Dew withdrawal? I love you, too! :3: Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : Theta Squad
Ladie Harlot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 714	Posted - 2011.11.08 21:04:00 - [25] - Quote sandy jardine wrote: Idiots, NCdot would kick PL's ass Maybe at a spelling bee. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Lunas Whisper Chillwater Ltd Imperial Ascension 9	Posted - 2011.11.08 21:18:00 - [26] - Quote Lyris Nairn wrote: penifSMASH wrote: m8 I don't think you can afford us when I was in the Navy Out of curiosity, what was your rate?
Lyris Nairn GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 2793	Posted - 2011.11.08 21:21:00 - [27] - Quote Lunas Whisper wrote: Lyris Nairn wrote: penifSMASH wrote: m8 I don't think you can afford us when I was in the Navy Out of curiosity, what was your rate? ET3 Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : Theta Squad
Davian Loyalar Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire 1	Posted - 2011.11.09 02:47:00 - [28] - Quote Lyris for president! P.S. I get a sense of joy every time I see a post started by you.
Chopper Rollins Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 57	Posted - 2011.11.09 06:31:00 - [29] - Quote Lyris Nairn wrote: Hello Space Friends; I am presented with a rather interesting dilemma which arises from a curious combination of factors. The dilemma is that I have the urge to post ...... Well see now there's your problem right there. Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
Will Strafe Caldari Provisions Caldari State 7	Posted - 2011.11.09 09:45:00 - [30] - Quote Lyris Nairn wrote: Hello Space Friends; I am presented with a rather interesting dilemma which arises from a curious combination of factors. The dilemma is that I have the urge to post and that I am doing so with regards to and directly concerning Pandemic Legion, whom I am assured have a very ballin' private server for one of the current-generation First Person Shooter games that I do not currently play; however, the problem is set forth in that the Pandemic Legion does not have the most stellar reputation according to the library computer files we have at Starfleet Dental Headquarters. I am faced with a conundrum, and so below I shall walk you all through the logic which leads to this impasse and thenceforth defenestrate myself upon the good graces of the forum posting community. Right now I am deleterious with fever and I realize that somehow my wallet is an order of magnitude more full than I recall it being the last time I looked at it, which was some time last night prior to passing out due to the combination of alcohol and plague which presently has me phasing in and out of lucidity. Possibly related to this state of wall-eyed stupor, I find that it seems a wonderful idea to throw this huge and presumably ill-gotten mass of funds around in a childishly reckless fashion but at the same time I find myself either unable or unwilling to determine precisely how this should be. It might be because I was posting in a thread about them just a few seconds prior to hitting "New Topic," or maybe for some other reason; but, whatever the cause, I have settled on "give a lot of space money to Pandemic Legion" as the best course of action. I am still not sure why, or what I hope to accomplish for this. So, uh... suggestions are welcome. What should I hire Pandemic Legion to do? Ideas should be more creative than "shoot some dudes in an Internet spaceship game," since they already do that without me paying them. I get it. You are that professor gremlin.



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