Originally by: Darko1107

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Edited by: Darko1107 on 26/03/2006 09:54:34
I LOVE the news item, i swear they tried to make it into a comedy.

First paragraph, all entity's are hyperlinked apart from IRON/G.

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leaving the final task of destroying the towers to the F-E and combined forces.

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Woops.

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Reports indicate that F-E leadership had met with Gurista negotiator Pel Reton, and that a mutual agreement had been reached,

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Pel Reton: HOW DARE YOU CONVO ME AFTER YOU KILL MY PILOTS NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.
F-E Leader: Errmmm..... Yeh sorry about that *mate*, lack of communication, we had the wrong standings set.
Pel Reton: I just lost another about 2 minutes ago, oh and another 1, and another 1. Just cant stop my stupid pilots getting ganked in belts :\.
F-E Leader: Cumon, cant we look past the fact that we kill your pilots daily and will continue to do so and just work together to kill the people that are trying to remove us(f-e) from our space?
Pel Reton: Sure where do u want our 8 dreads?

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While collaboration between both parties has been confirmed now, the question as to why remains unanswered.

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I think ccp are probly wondering why aswell.....

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bellowing "Why can't anybody accept that this is just a playful romp in the neighbourhood? I needed to shoot something."

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Yeh... just a nice play in the neighbourhood, risk some lives, take our most expensive ships... take on some heavily armed POS's for 6 hours just sitting there shooting. All in the name of FUN! Wait, POS shooting is fun?

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F-E ranking officer, Naphtalia, simply rehashed Helmatt's statement; "They need to come through this system to move between Empire and their home systems. Having Hostile forces blocking D7 is unacceptable."

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Ofcourse... i mean there would never be any F-E shooting at Gurista pilots along these routes.... Might aswell have just made a statement:

"I R TEH NAPHTALIA, I LIE ALOT, THANKYOU."

Comedy legends from all over will look at this peice as inspiration, something to look up to.

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