I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0.

CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report??

CCP Guard,

I understand that this is a very satirical response to the ideas coming from CCP lately...but satire is often used to show truth. Do the devs at CCP realize how terrible this last batch of ideas has been? Please don't make us deal with Space ATM's that can't be defended from an interceptor gang without suffering an overall ISK loss. (How many ratters would it take for that extra 5% to overcome a single pilot defending instead of ratting?)

If CCP wants to slow the isk faucet from null ratting (which your own economist says isn't an issue) in order to prevent inflation, then provide more things that are worth using buying, let us give you 3 plex to re-allocate our skillpoints of something. If you're trying to just straight up lower isk output then allow for null ratters to gain some LP instead of just ISK (perhaps this could be a useful POS module or deployable, bounties go to 80% and you get another 40% (so 120% total) in LP at 700 or 800 isk per LP conversion rate. This would drive down the cost of faction mods due to the influx of LP's, and make them more accessible for null sec alliances to start using in doctrine fits all while limiting the actual isk being dumped out of null sec anomalies. Let other NPC factions other than the 4 big sell us those deployables or POS modules.