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Jenn aSide
STK Scientific
Initiative Mercenaries
4366
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:24:00 -
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When i 1st read that (it was linked in the ESS devblog thread) I thought it was for real reading the headline and 1st sentence and for a split second I was all like "wtf, did someone catch CCP RMTing? Or is that an Icelandic EVE playing cop totally pissed off at SOMERgate so he went and got a warrant?" lol.
That's some funny stuff there, bravo to whoever thought it up. |
Azami Nevinyrall
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1568
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:25:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:
It makes no sense. Ratting carebears are certainly not members of any nullsec community I am aware of. They're just loners who snuck their way into a corp and haven't been kicked yet. They never join ops, they're never on comms and they never, ever check local which is why they're always breaking the killboard.
This is known as botters, and CCP already said, EVERY nullsec alliance does it.
This is why nullsec is pissed off at the ESS.
I.....on the other hand....really love this idea!
Since I think this, I must be on a pile of crack. My Mayor is a known crackhead, so by proxy its true in my case!
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Antihrist Pripravnik
Direwolf-Rayet
skylian Verge
172
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:27:00 -
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This site goes directly to my bookmarks 
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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
594
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:39:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:Ptraci wrote:
It makes no sense. Ratting carebears are certainly not members of any nullsec community I am aware of. They're just loners who snuck their way into a corp and haven't been kicked yet. They never join ops, they're never on comms and they never, ever check local which is why they're always breaking the killboard.
This is known as botters, and CCP already said, EVERY nullsec alliance does it. This is why nullsec is pissed off at the ESS. I.....on the other hand....really love this idea! Since I think this, I must be on a pile of crack. My Mayor is a known crackhead, so by proxy its true in my case!
You must live in Toronto.
"You should just create one thread and put all of your complaints in it instead of littering the forums with multiple threads." ~CCP Falcon
Paranoia never killed anyone. -áA complete absence of it has. |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy
The ROC
2122
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:41:00 -
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Lutefisk is a hell of a drug.
Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
Azami Nevinyrall
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1570
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:42:00 -
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Kimmi Chan wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:Ptraci wrote:
It makes no sense. Ratting carebears are certainly not members of any nullsec community I am aware of. They're just loners who snuck their way into a corp and haven't been kicked yet. They never join ops, they're never on comms and they never, ever check local which is why they're always breaking the killboard.
This is known as botters, and CCP already said, EVERY nullsec alliance does it. This is why nullsec is pissed off at the ESS. I.....on the other hand....really love this idea! Since I think this, I must be on a pile of crack. My Mayor is a known crackhead, so by proxy its true in my case! You must live in Toronto.
Yeah...Lord Snorlax, or crackheaded Mayor is a ******* moron. He actually makes Gelvon Goblin's posts on EVEnews look good...
"I couldn't go through a single meeting with them without hearing them chop lines on the Skype call" says former CSM chairman The Mittani, who wishes to remain anonymous. -á |
Ritual Union
ykx ltd
20
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Posted - 2014.01.17 13:47:00 -
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Inzax wrote:Jaxon Grylls wrote:Post of the year, so far.
Ah! but could it be true?
It would explain a lot. I for one believe every word of the story. The alternative is they actually were NOT stoned when they came up with ESS. Think about it.....
+1
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CCP Falcon
5745
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:21:00 -
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Lady Areola Fappington wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:They'll never take us alive!!!1  I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0.
CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report?? 
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Kyt Thrace
Lightspeed Enterprises
Fidelas Constans
396
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:30:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:They'll never take us alive!!!1 I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0. CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report??
CCP Guard was probably the one that called the tip into the police in this first place. :P
R.I.P. Vile Rat |
Batelle
Komm susser Tod
1290
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Posted - 2014.01.17 15:16:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:They'll never take us alive!!!1 I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0. CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report??
Inside man.
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Etria Issen
Imperial Varista
38
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Posted - 2014.01.17 15:20:00 -
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A part of me is a bit dismayed that while the EVE community can obviously tell this is a joke, people in real life can't tell that The Onion is always made up, and think its actually true...
Hilarious read, regardless. Even if my faith in humanity is wavering. |
Doji Okakura
173
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Posted - 2014.01.17 15:38:00 -
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This is a game where drugged up pod pilots fly around the universe in crazy spaceships full of prostitutes, slaves and cigarettes. I fail to see how any of this could possibly come as a surprise to any of us... |
Colt Blackhawk
Team Six.
The North is Coming
232
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Posted - 2014.01.17 15:39:00 -
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Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant.
Rofl.
Best post eva.
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CCP Guard
C C P
C C P Alliance
4539
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Posted - 2014.01.17 15:55:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:They'll never take us alive!!!1 I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0. CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report??
The coppers know not to mess with Mr G
CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer |-á@ccp_guard |
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4138
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Posted - 2014.01.17 16:04:00 -
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This had me scared for a moment.
You see, if CCP was in the USA, and some senators son (that ain't me... sorry) got ganked, something like this would happen. That's how lawless it's getting here. So like a dog that's been kicked too many times, I cringed. |
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
1680
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Posted - 2014.01.17 16:23:00 -
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Quote:Fozzie approached me first and started saying 'grrr goons' and ''**** N3' repeatedly
what did i ever do to fozzie
There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people...
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Allus Nova
Abraxsys
Get Off My Lawn
37
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Posted - 2014.01.17 17:17:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:They'll never take us alive!!!1 I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0. CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report?? The coppers know not to mess with Mr G
CCP Guard,
I understand that this is a very satirical response to the ideas coming from CCP lately...but satire is often used to show truth. Do the devs at CCP realize how terrible this last batch of ideas has been? Please don't make us deal with Space ATM's that can't be defended from an interceptor gang without suffering an overall ISK loss. (How many ratters would it take for that extra 5% to overcome a single pilot defending instead of ratting?)
If CCP wants to slow the isk faucet from null ratting (which your own economist says isn't an issue) in order to prevent inflation, then provide more things that are worth using buying, let us give you 3 plex to re-allocate our skillpoints of something. If you're trying to just straight up lower isk output then allow for null ratters to gain some LP instead of just ISK (perhaps this could be a useful POS module or deployable, bounties go to 80% and you get another 40% (so 120% total) in LP at 700 or 800 isk per LP conversion rate. This would drive down the cost of faction mods due to the influx of LP's, and make them more accessible for null sec alliances to start using in doctrine fits all while limiting the actual isk being dumped out of null sec anomalies. Let other NPC factions other than the 4 big sell us those deployables or POS modules.
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Rabid Disconnection
Different Like You
C.L.O.N.E.
16
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Posted - 2014.01.17 17:17:00 -
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HAHA Great work! |
Doji Okakura
176
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Posted - 2014.01.17 17:24:00 -
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Allus Nova wrote:but satire is often used to show truth
Really? |
Aldous Borrn
Journey.
16
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Posted - 2014.01.17 17:40:00 -
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I weep for the brutal assault this constitutes on the noble tradition of satire.
No laughs had. 2/10. |
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2014.01.17 17:49:00 -
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If the satire is more sensical then the subject being satirized, is it still satire?
WASABI: -áWarp Speed Module
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Logical 101
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
406
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Posted - 2014.01.17 17:56:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:If the satire is more sensical then the subject being satirized, is it still satire?
Can't you just have a little fun with it, or do you have to be an insufferable wet blanket? |
Spurty
V0LTA
Triumvirate.
1190
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Posted - 2014.01.17 18:01:00 -
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The tears!
Seriously seems like an idea to bring EVE back to the lime light.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if thousands of neckbeards suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
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TheP4ck4ge
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.01.17 18:02:00 -
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Very good read. Thank you. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4140
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Posted - 2014.01.17 18:21:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:If the satire is more sensical then the subject being satirized, is it still satire?
I hate you. |
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
871
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Posted - 2014.01.17 18:37:00 -
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I want an inter-cept-oorrr! on next year's Christmas list.
stoicfaux wrote:If the satire is more sensical then the subject being satirized, is it still satire?
Yes. The very best kind of satire possible, in fact. |
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CCP Guard
C C P
C C P Alliance
4544
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Posted - 2014.01.17 19:13:00 -
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Allus Nova wrote:CCP Guard wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:They'll never take us alive!!!1 I seem to remember a trailer of some sort, right around the crimewatch changes, that demonstrated CCP Dev's ability to outrun the 5-0. CCP Guard is the master of outrunning the law... notice how he wasn't mentioned in the report?? The coppers know not to mess with Mr G CCP Guard, I understand that this is a very satirical response to the ideas coming from CCP lately...but satire is often used to show truth. Do the devs at CCP realize how terrible this last batch of ideas has been? Please don't make us deal with Space ATM's that can't be defended from an interceptor gang without suffering an overall ISK loss. (How many ratters would it take for that extra 5% to overcome a single pilot defending instead of ratting?) If CCP wants to slow the isk faucet from null ratting (which your own economist says isn't an issue) in order to prevent inflation, then provide more things that are worth using buying, let us give you 3 plex to re-allocate our skillpoints of something. If you're trying to just straight up lower isk output then allow for null ratters to gain some LP instead of just ISK (perhaps this could be a useful POS module or deployable, bounties go to 80% and you get another 40% (so 120% total) in LP at 700 or 800 isk per LP conversion rate. This would drive down the cost of faction mods due to the influx of LP's, and make them more accessible for null sec alliances to start using in doctrine fits all while limiting the actual isk being dumped out of null sec anomalies. Let other NPC factions other than the 4 big sell us those deployables or POS modules.
There's actually no attempt being made to lower the ISK creation. The goal is to end up with the same amount, and the purpose of the design is simply to create a game play mechanic that's engaging. Then of course...mileages vary and we are monitoring the feedback.
CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer |-á@ccp_guard |
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Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy
The ROC
2125
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Posted - 2014.01.17 19:16:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote:There's actually no attempt being made to lower the ISK creation.
That's distinctly not the impression I got from CCP SoniClover's statements...
Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4140
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Posted - 2014.01.17 19:19:00 -
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CCP Guard wrote:
There's actually no attempt being made to lower the ISK creation. The goal is to end up with the same amount, and the purpose of the design is simply to create a game play mechanic that's engaging. Then of course...mileages vary and we are monitoring the feedback.
"Create gameplay that's engaging".
The end of botting cometh. And all those who have ever ganked, stole, lied, and whatever else and said to someone who complained "Hey, this is an MMO, not solo play. Form up with people, make friends or GTFO" will have to put their money where their keyboards are.
Interesting times coming.
I still think the ESS has issues though - c'mon make it a hacking target and make all containers and POSes hackable and we'll be seeing interaction and a lot of "hey, nobody is stopping you from recruiting across multiple time zones" posts in these very forums.
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Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy
The ROC
2127
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Posted - 2014.01.17 19:32:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
"Create gameplay that's engaging".
The end of botting cometh. And all those who have ever ganked, stole, lied, and whatever else and said to someone who complained "Hey, this is an MMO, not solo play. Form up with people, make friends or GTFO" will have to put their money where their keyboards are.
And once again you devolve into "Prophet Mode".
Even for these forums, you're pretty crazy.
Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
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