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Captin ShadowHawk
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Posted - 2006.03.24 01:30:00 -
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I have a theory that forum moderators are just software scanning the forum for inappropriate posts. When the 'software' finds a post it then pulls out a generic response from a database. Thats my theory anyway 
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Wrayeth
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Posted - 2006.03.24 01:32:00 -
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Edited by: Wrayeth on 24/03/2006 01:32:44
-waves hand-
You don't need to see their identification. These aren't the mods you're looking for.
-waves hand again-
IBTL. 
 and also IBDS!
-Wrayeth
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gron alt
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Posted - 2006.03.24 01:33:00 -
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no becase a lot of them iirc post stuff about stuff, ie they post jokes/comments/ideas and not just lock threds.
and it is much easier and cheaper to give the job to the LARGE player base that would do it for free, and it would be more accurate
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.24 01:35:00 -
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i'm actually just a poorly wrote botnetr spamming the forums.
if you click my sig you can buy ****/poker/viagra.
no skills, just luck.
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MysticNZ
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Posted - 2006.03.24 01:39:00 -
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Yes, and I am bloatware 
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You got pwnd by us too :P - Wrangler
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.03.24 01:40:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 24/03/2006 01:40:39
 Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
I have a theory that forum moderators are just software scanning the forum for inappropriate posts. When the 'software' finds a post it then pulls out a generic response from a database. Thats my theory anyway
Damn, you foiled my evil plan!
Now that the truth is out, I might as well say it all.
The moderators are a team of 6 Tachikomas in a hidden storage facility. They use far more than 6 moderator accounts to avoid suspicion, as a mod on 24/7 could obviously not be a human. They claim to recruit more through the ISD program, but none are actually accepted--it is merely a front to hide the truth.
[23] Member: Official Forum Warrior
What's with the blue robots? Click my sig.
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Raluque
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Posted - 2006.03.24 01:56:00 -
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I hope this thread is a joke
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Saeris Tal'Urduar
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Posted - 2006.03.24 02:27:00 -
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Edited by: Saeris Tal''Urduar on 24/03/2006 02:31:21
If you didnt already know the forum moderator software is the pre-runner (the blueprint if you will) of the future Agent Smith software used by the Matrix movies.
Edit: So if you think they're bad now...give it about the time that humanity is nothing but Duracells.
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Wanoah
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Posted - 2006.03.24 02:46:00 -
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Originally by: Usul Faust
if you click my sig you can buy ****/poker/viagra.
*Clicks on sig*
It's not working. I wanted all three too.
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kieron
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Posted - 2006.03.24 03:10:00 -
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Our secret is out, dispatch the black helicopters and special ops to grab Captin ShadowHawk and wipe his memory! <insert maniacal laughter here>
kieron
Community Manager,
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Breed Love
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Posted - 2006.03.24 03:36:00 -
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Edited by: Breed Love on 24/03/2006 03:35:58
Originally by: kieron
Our secret is out, dispatch the black helicopters and special ops to grab Captin ShadowHawk and wipe his memory! <insert maniacal laughter here>
Pointless. You cant stop ze truth from spreading out!
------ Originally by: Gariuys
Breed Love for president.
Originally by: Cipher Khadaffi
nerf breed love!
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Drizit
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Posted - 2006.03.24 03:47:00 -
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Edited by: Drizit on 24/03/2006 03:48:11
You've blown it Breed Love. Now everyone who's read this thread will get their memory wiped.
Not sure what it was about tho...
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Teblin
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Posted - 2006.03.24 04:07:00 -
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BZZT
I AM TEBLIN. PLEASE INSERT FORUM POST
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Tiuwaz
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Posted - 2006.03.24 04:15:00 -
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Originally by: Teblin
BZZT
I AM TEBLIN. PLEASE INSERT FORUM POST
someone replace the Teblin bot plz, i think he is broken.
Originally by: Oveur
****! Lets nerf it!
To the nerfmobile!
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Emmerich Steiner
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Posted - 2006.03.24 06:23:00 -
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WTB T2 Teblin, the one with the laser beams... Yeah that one!
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JamesTalon
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Posted - 2006.03.24 06:38:00 -
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WTB T4 Wrangler....The one that dispenses beer and bakes cakes....
http://caldarisurplus.2myip.net
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jbob2000
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Posted - 2006.03.24 06:56:00 -
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I think the eris-bot just wants a heart.
<3
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JamesTalon
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Posted - 2006.03.24 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: jbob2000
I think the eris-bot just wants a heart.
<3
I haven't seen Eris around the forums lately....where is Eris
http://caldarisurplus.2myip.net
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Xailia
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Posted - 2006.03.24 07:03:00 -
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I almost became a forum moderator, I forgot to send in my official registration and my brain though... did I say my brain? I mean my ID.
*twiddles thumbs*
"The sky above the port was the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel." |
Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.03.24 07:03:00 -
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Originally by: jbob2000
I think the eris-bot just wants a heart.
<3
God help us all..
Eve-Tanking.com - For the ultimate tanking spreadsheet and resources. |
Valkazm
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Posted - 2006.03.24 07:03:00 -
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They scann the forums much like matrix watch out for the machines they are all around .. And ask yourself what is the Matrix ..
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Saucerhead
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Posted - 2006.03.24 07:07:00 -
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That does not compute.
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Imaran
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Posted - 2006.03.24 07:08:00 -
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Sexeh CRC WebsitePublic Service Announcement : Contrary To Popular Belief, Potatoes Cannot Talk*Click* / Rank 999 / SP: 1,000,000 of 1,000,000 
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Teblin
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Posted - 2006.03.24 07:09:00 -
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Originally by: Xailia
I almost became a forum moderator, I forgot to send in my official registration and my brain though... did I say my brain? I mean my ID.
*twiddles thumbs*
Pff. I forgot to do that for the better part of a year. Now they have a time limit :).
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Xailia
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Posted - 2006.03.24 07:16:00 -
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Originally by: Teblin
Pff. I forgot to do that for the better part of a year. Now they have a time limit :).
Hmmm... I wonder if 2 and a half years is too late...
"The sky above the port was the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel." |
Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.03.24 07:19:00 -
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Originally by: Xailia
Originally by: Teblin
Pff. I forgot to do that for the better part of a year. Now they have a time limit :).
Hmmm... I wonder if 2 and a half years is too late...
I applied, never heard a word from anyone
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Proudly serving Electus Matari
Mr. Grumpy-sour-pus
Grumpyness is against the forum rules - cheer up - Jacques' |
Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2006.03.24 08:41:00 -
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Originally by: Dak Hakin
Originally by: Xailia
Originally by: Teblin
Pff. I forgot to do that for the better part of a year. Now they have a time limit :).
Hmmm... I wonder if 2 and a half years is too late...
I applied, never heard a word from anyone
I applied to be a mod and all I got back was a strange email going 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahano'.
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.03.24 08:53:00 -
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The turth is out there!!
[Read the Rules!] - [Contact us] |
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Southern Kros
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Posted - 2006.03.24 08:55:00 -
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It can't be true, can it.
Macro Mods.
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Just a forum alt for a 38mil SP carebear character.
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Abraxus
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Posted - 2006.03.24 09:03:00 -
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Hmmm, can we upgrade the Devs so they work faster? There must be a service pack available by now!
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.03.24 09:25:00 -
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I wish they'd recode so that forum warnings aren't done to a quota, and issued alphabetically.
I think actually the truth is somewhat more sinister.
I thnk Wrangler is the only mod .. he just doesn't always take his meds to keep his 'other selves' from posting.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.03.24 09:35:00 -
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Originally by: Avon
I think actually the truth is somewhat more sinister.
I thnk Wrangler is the only mod .. he just doesn't always take his meds to keep his 'other selves' from posting.
Lies! Lies and untruths! I take my meds every day! Not my fault if the strongest meds they have isn't strong enough to help me!
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.03.24 09:37:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Avon
I think actually the truth is somewhat more sinister.
I thnk Wrangler is the only mod .. he just doesn't always take his meds to keep his 'other selves' from posting.
Lies! Lies and untruths! I take my meds every day! Not my fault if the strongest meds they have isn't strong enough to help me!
Well, at least they are working right now, you said "help me", not "help us".
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.03.24 09:59:00 -
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Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Avon
I think actually the truth is somewhat more sinister.
I thnk Wrangler is the only mod .. he just doesn't always take his meds to keep his 'other selves' from posting.
Lies! Lies and untruths! I take my meds every day! Not my fault if the strongest meds they have isn't strong enough to help me!
Well, at least they are working right now, you said "help me", not "help us".
Yes, today is a good day.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2006.03.24 10:13:00 -
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Originally by: JamesTalon
Originally by: jbob2000
I think the eris-bot just wants a heart.
<3
I haven't seen Eris around the forums lately....where is Eris
I'm busy with other things lately
Also the chronicle about CRC almost makes you think they're robots, but were not. Honestly.
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.03.24 10:29:00 -
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Originally by: Eris Discordia
Originally by: JamesTalon
Originally by: jbob2000
I think the eris-bot just wants a heart.
<3
I haven't seen Eris around the forums lately....where is Eris
I'm busy with other things lately
Also the chronicle about CRC almost makes you think they're robots, but were not. Honestly.
Ahem. Process my application? Just let me down easy
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Proudly serving Electus Matari
Mr. Grumpy-sour-pus
Grumpyness is against the forum rules - cheer up - Jacques' |
hired thug
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Posted - 2006.03.24 10:34:00 -
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OMG
This thread have been taken over by ISD - Forum Moderators
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.24 11:48:00 -
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This thread has gone off-topic with moderator spam. bans all round.
*click*
no skills, just luck.
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Heritor
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Posted - 2006.03.24 12:16:00 -
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Originally by: Teblin
BZZT
I AM TEBLIN. PLEASE INSERT FORUM POST
And said post to be inserted where exactly
Always where your seatbelt, its far harder for the aliens to abduct you! |
pshepherd
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Posted - 2006.03.24 12:38:00 -
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Originally by: Teblin
Pff. I forgot to do that for the better part of a year. Now they have a time limit :).
can i ask what the time limit is? i think i need to go find Zhuge again
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Roshan longshot
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Posted - 2006.03.24 12:39:00 -
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And another thread is hijacked by the "ebil forum police"...This can get fun real fast...
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter pirate or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box.
We are not ebil forum police, for one thing I don't have a hat :( - Cortes |
Sensor Error
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Posted - 2006.03.24 12:52:00 -
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Originally by: Usul Faust
This thread has gone off-topic with moderator spam. bans all round.
*click*
Banned for impersonating a CCP representative? tut tut tut!!!
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
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Now run along and play with your dolls...
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.24 12:58:00 -
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My logs don't show anything unusual. I just like the yellow text.
no skills, just luck.
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2006.03.24 13:06:00 -
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This thread proves nicely that mods are just people.
However, it also serves to justify serious suspicions that Dark Shikari is in fact a bot.
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.03.24 13:12:00 -
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Originally by: Rod Blaine
This thread proves nicely that mods are just people.
However, it also serves to justify serious suspicions that Dark Shikari is in fact a bot.
You can prove that suspicion false by noting there are very specific time periods for which I am not on
Sleep (11 PM -> 5-6 AM EST)
Morning ride (6:50 AM -> 8:00 AM)
First class (8:30 -> 10:00)
Second class (10:15 -> 11:45)
are the main times where I basically never have access to EVE
[23] Member: Official Forum Warrior
What's with the blue robots? Click my sig.
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.03.24 13:13:00 -
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Normal posts are moderated by software.
Erotic posts are moderated by firmware.
Some posts, however, require a hardware moderation solution.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
Za Po
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Posted - 2006.03.24 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Avon
Some posts, however, require a hardware moderation solution.
Like, driving a nail through the poster's head with a hammer?
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Winterblink
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Posted - 2006.03.24 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: Rod Blaine
However, it also serves to justify serious suspicions that Dark Shikari is in fact a bot.
I think it's a fair assumption that Dark Shikari is actually a subroutine that is part of EVE Search's indexing software.
There's sometimes a delay between the time a new thread is posted and he chimes in, and I think with careful study we could infer the interval of his index sweep of the forums.
Knowing that, we could make an educated guess on when is the best time to reply to a thread so one can always be IBDS.
Then, truly, we will have wasted a lot of time best utilized on other things.
Warp Drive Active | Nature Vraie |
Wild Rho
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Posted - 2006.03.24 13:39:00 -
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I think they've got to be bots. Somone told me Wrangler was a sex machine.
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.24 13:45:00 -
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it was Wrangler that told you that, though.
no skills, just luck.
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John Bishop
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Posted - 2006.03.24 14:40:00 -
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Originally by: Eris Discordia
Originally by: JamesTalon
Originally by: jbob2000
I think the eris-bot just wants a heart.
<3
I haven't seen Eris around the forums lately....where is Eris
I'm busy with other things lately
Also the chronicle about CRC almost makes you think they're robots, but were not. Honestly.
they are,,,,,cyborgs
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sorry for the spelling and gramtic errors,,, im a redneck cowboy what did you expect anyways????
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Jorauk
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Posted - 2006.03.24 15:10:00 -
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function AutomatedAccusationResponse($post) {
...echo "Haha, of course we're not software! Silly humans!";
...$whistleblower = $post->original_poster;
...banUser($whistleblower);
}
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Valrandir
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Posted - 2006.03.24 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Breed Love
Edited by: Breed Love on 24/03/2006 03:35:58
Originally by: kieron
Our secret is out, dispatch the black helicopters and special ops to grab Captin ShadowHawk and wipe his memory! <insert maniacal laughter here>
Pointless. You cant stop ze truth from spreading out!
Are you sure? It is being done on a large scale in USA and Europe.
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Ductoris
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Posted - 2006.03.24 15:27:00 -
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Haha, of course we're not software! Silly humans!
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.03.24 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: Winterblink
Originally by: Rod Blaine
However, it also serves to justify serious suspicions that Dark Shikari is in fact a bot.
I think it's a fair assumption that Dark Shikari is actually a subroutine that is part of EVE Search's indexing software.
There's sometimes a delay between the time a new thread is posted and he chimes in, and I think with careful study we could infer the interval of his index sweep of the forums.
Knowing that, we could make an educated guess on when is the best time to reply to a thread so one can always be IBDS.
Then, truly, we will have wasted a lot of time best utilized on other things.
IBDS!
I mean...
waiiiittt a minute...
[23] Member: Official Forum Warrior
What's with the blue robots? Click my sig.
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Kerushi
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Posted - 2006.03.24 15:39:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Winterblink
Originally by: Rod Blaine
However, it also serves to justify serious suspicions that Dark Shikari is in fact a bot.
I think it's a fair assumption that Dark Shikari is actually a subroutine that is part of EVE Search's indexing software.
There's sometimes a delay between the time a new thread is posted and he chimes in, and I think with careful study we could infer the interval of his index sweep of the forums.
Knowing that, we could make an educated guess on when is the best time to reply to a thread so one can always be IBDS.
Then, truly, we will have wasted a lot of time best utilized on other things.
IBDS!
I mean...
waiiiittt a minute...
rofl
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I don't DO graphics, here's a sig anyway, wubwoo - Cortes
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Roshan longshot
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Posted - 2006.03.24 16:41:00 -
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Originally by: Jorauk
function AutomatedAccusationResponse($post) {
...echo "Haha, of course we're not software! Silly humans!";
...$whistleblower = $post->original_poster;
...banUser($whistleblower);
}
This can get out of hand quick!!!
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter pirate or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box.
We are not ebil forum police, for one thing I don't have a hat :( - Cortes |
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.03.24 23:38:00 -
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Originally by: Za Po
Originally by: Avon
Some posts, however, require a hardware moderation solution.
Like, driving a nail through the poster's head with a hammer?
I've been thinking about that actually, just need access to the CCP company credit card. And billing info, but I'm sure I can get some dev drunk and get it next fan fest. But I'm not limiting myself to nailguns, I have a whole set of interesting ideas for different powertools.
Originally by: Wild Rho
I think they've got to be bots. Somone told me Wrangler was a sex machine.
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Eldo Davip
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Posted - 2006.03.25 00:05:00 -
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More CRC spam...meh
*click*...*click*...*click*...*click*!!!!!!
...crap outta ammo.
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Jonis Sinmaker
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Posted - 2006.03.25 01:12:00 -
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Edited by: Jonis Sinmaker on 25/03/2006 01:12:36
*pew*..*pew*..*pew*..*pew*
Mine's not
/me moves back out the door slowly........
RUN THE MODS ARE ATTACKING....PROGRAMMING HAS FAILED....CALL..FOR...BAC..............................
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2006.03.25 01:25:00 -
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Hello
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.03.25 01:27:00 -
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Originally by: Abdalion
Hello
I think Abdalion's code interpreter is bugged, as that post should have read "Hello World". I doubt my code has any issues.
[23] Member: Official Forum Warrior
What's with the blue robots? Click my sig.
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Lord syphilis
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Posted - 2006.03.25 01:30:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Abdalion
Hello
I think Abdalion's code interpreter is bugged, as that post should have read "Hello World". I doubt my code has any issues.
lol
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.03.25 01:35:00 -
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OK, I've sent the updated interpreter code to the Tachikoma controlling Abdalion's account.
Something tells me I should have simply left their default AI running. But whenever I do that, we get threads filled with pages and pages of mod spam.
[23] Member: Official Forum Warrior
What's with the blue robots? Click my sig.
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Zaakary
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Posted - 2006.03.25 02:59:00 -
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Originally by: Eldo Davip
More CRC spam...meh
*click*...*click*...*click*...*click*!!!!!!
...crap outta ammo.
Drop this in your bots plugin directory. You wont need ammo anymore.
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