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Big Muthatrucker
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Posted - 2006.03.25 06:31:00 -
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My son has been sitting on my lap now since he was born for hours upon hours watching me play eve. For the past 6 months we have been playing childrens games teaching him to manipulate the keyboard and mouse....
So anyway I put the boy on my bed and dock my mission running cruiser so I can run a spousal agent courier mission
Item:garbage
Pickup location:the kitchen and bathroom diaper pail
Drop off location:the street.
By the time I came back my son was in my chair mouse in hand my cruiser was at a gate with a concord billboard targeted with the cursor over my second heavy missle launcher button. My son had a huge grin on his face till I flipped out...was going to spank him but thought no he did nothing wrong broke no rules and actualy im quite impressed at his abilaty to learn this much just by watching me.
Then he said. "Lelos" .... "what is lelos son?" ..."lelos" pointing to his tub of legos on my top shelf of my room i had taken away because he had not put them away before bed and I had stepped on them....
I laughed hard and gave him his legos and put him in his room...but then it dawned on me....my son just ransomed my cruiser for his legos ...what a little ****....or was he paying me back for gate camping his room while he didnt want to go to bed...."honey our son is griefing me again!"
Regardless I am definatly going to be taking advantage of this power of 2 deal...at any rate it would be hillarious to have him on TS
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.25 06:38:00 -
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VETO MEMBER MOVIES
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Trepkos
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Posted - 2006.03.25 06:42:00 -
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A big 'Awwwwwww' moment.
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Coconut Joe
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Posted - 2006.03.25 07:04:00 -
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I blame the parents.
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Zysco
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Posted - 2006.03.25 07:23:00 -
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Hahahaha classic
callon > I don't like traveling much, i think its cause my father used to beat me with a globe.
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=300438New vid: "we're back |
Vegeta
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Posted - 2006.03.25 07:32:00 -
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Sounds like you just experienced a true Kodak moment.
Cool 
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Big Muthatrucker
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Posted - 2006.03.25 07:57:00 -
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 Originally by: Coconut Joe
I blame the parents.
So do I especialy the father 
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Dimitri Chandler
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Posted - 2006.03.25 08:36:00 -
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Lelos ftw
Nope :) -Capsicum |
Miss Overlord
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Posted - 2006.03.25 08:58:00 -
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lelos t2 5tw hehe - that said leave him in a NPC corp and let him run amok u can fund him and all that lol
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Vertical Aim
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:01:00 -
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lol
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Pantha
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:05:00 -
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i can see a new 1 week old -10 sec status char pop'ing up ^^ =)
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Big Muthatrucker
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:24:00 -
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Originally by: Pantha
i can see a new 1 week old -10 sec status char pop'ing up ^^ =)
He is already showing ebil pirate tendancies...he is constantly ganking his 6mo sister for her toys...shes no carebare though she fights back even though shes gimped by a walker...should get her upgraded to a T2 heavy assault walker...
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Merlin
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:24:00 -
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If your son doesnt make it to General or President or CEO of Starbucks you can have all my stuff. What he got can't be taught.
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MuffinsRevenger
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:27:00 -
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hahahha :D
thats pure genius ^^
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Darius Shakor
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:30:00 -
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My god, he really had you by the balls didn't he.
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:43:00 -
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aww
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Dust Angel
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:54:00 -
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And, the first ransoming of a great future pirate.
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KaraThrace
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:55:00 -
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Hahahaha maybe youll see him come through a gate in .0
'Shall i or shalt i.....'
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Kazim
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Posted - 2006.03.25 09:58:00 -
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The dark side is strong in your son 
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raVn666
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:11:00 -
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lol
Exotic dancer forum
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Espen
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:13:00 -
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Sophia Germain
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:13:00 -
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M3ta7h3ad
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:16:00 -
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lol a gem of a story. Nice one :)
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Michiyo Daishi
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:19:00 -
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lol indeed a future ganker in the making
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Dumus
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:24:00 -
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...and there was me thinking all pirates were children! 
great story
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pfffft
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:30:00 -
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learn him that he has to smile while he ransom u again and after the deal he has to spit out a deep YARRRR
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Admiral Keyes
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:31:00 -
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Edited by: Admiral Keyes on 25/03/2006 11:31:04
OMG great story!
We definately have a future  on our hands
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Michiyo Daishi
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:38:00 -
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Originally by: pfffft
learn him that he has to smile while he ransom u again and after the deal he has to spit out a deep YARRRR
That was both funny and downright wrong at the same time
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Jonathan Davis
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Posted - 2006.03.25 11:40:00 -
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lol thats hilarious
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Cypherous
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Posted - 2006.03.25 12:20:00 -
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hehe great child you have there, we will watch his career with great interest, he will be a great asset to the pirates in EVE, we will be victorious *waves arms madly while chanting*
O RLY?! --Jorauk
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dabster
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Posted - 2006.03.25 13:02:00 -
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lol thats a great read..i should start getting worried about my 6 year old pc-freak son
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xStormwingx
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Posted - 2006.03.25 14:20:00 -
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haha, that is awesome
I wonder what his first client will think when/if he finds out who/how old the pirate really is :)
I look forward to hearing more about this pirate prodigy [;)]
BTW your daughter = anti pirate/bounty hunter?!
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Ngwee
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Posted - 2006.03.25 15:52:00 -
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HeHeHe
Made my day - thanks
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B0rn2KiLL
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Posted - 2006.03.25 16:17:00 -
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mame, gank and prosper oh youn`gun. *grabs his spiked axe and blesses your son*
you may see a pirate in the making, but i see a future soldier of light, a great anti pirate.
tis true
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Inturist
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Posted - 2006.03.25 16:37:00 -
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Killer Gandry
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Posted - 2006.03.25 16:42:00 -
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Me thinks that the piwates we have atm in EVE better be carefull, Captain Bloodbeard is returning.
God, moments like that make me wanting kids.
*Quickly changes page and thinks of Al Bundy*
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Tityana
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Posted - 2006.03.25 17:10:00 -
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AWWW thats cute as! I wonder if i can get my 3yo twin terrors trained up to scout for me?? hmmmm...
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Cmdr Sy
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Posted - 2006.03.25 17:38:00 -
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Thank you!
My corp TS is laughing its ass off.
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Turmion Morder
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Posted - 2006.03.27 19:16:00 -
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If I had ever tried to do that to my dad he would have laughed and whooped my arse.
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Takitoo
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Posted - 2006.03.27 19:18:00 -
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That is beautiful. Your son rules.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2006.03.27 19:23:00 -
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Aww my little brother is also starting to play eve and knows it's better then my father.
If you grief someone and he yells at you saying he will call his big sister, your in trouble
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Jonis Sinmaker
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Posted - 2006.03.27 19:46:00 -
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This is why I don't let my son play eve.....he kicks my ass on every other game we play (medal of honor, battlefield 1942, operation flashpoint, battlefront I & II). This is the only game he can't beat me at and I'm keeping it that way so he can't learn 
No fun losing to a 6 year old boy.
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Kaaii
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Posted - 2006.03.27 19:54:00 -
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Given the average mentality of most pirates in EVE, i find his actions a cut above...
"..Id rather fall beside 10 lions, than stand with One thousand sheep.."
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Lothian Ra'Karth
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Posted - 2006.03.27 19:58:00 -
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Edited by: Lothian Ra''Karth on 27/03/2006 19:59:38
Edited by: Lothian Ra''Karth on 27/03/2006 19:59:27
Hahaha I sense a future pirate!
"the lad's got talent!"
"you just got ransomed by a 2 1/2 year old!"
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Anelia Darkdust
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Posted - 2006.03.28 14:57:00 -
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This great!! I'm already teaching my 8 year old to scout for me Hopefully he doesn't get any ideas.
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DeathsDance
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Posted - 2006.03.28 15:58:00 -
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Edited by: DeathsDance on 28/03/2006 16:00:56
Instead of giving him lego next christmas: Give him a Blunderbus and an eye patch .
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W Floyd
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Posted - 2006.03.28 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: Big Muthatrucker
then it dawned on me....my son just ransomed my cruiser for his legos
Little children always have a way of doing the funniest things ^^.
Big Muthatrucker & Son, second generation pirate corp?
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Garreck
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Posted - 2006.03.28 16:18:00 -
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If I do not see at least one thread about somebody getting ransomed to demands of "lelos" after this, I'm gonna be severely disappointed.
Cute story, cute kid
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Nato Xemus
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Posted - 2006.03.29 05:34:00 -
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Edited by: Nato Xemus on 29/03/2006 05:35:53
can i buy him?
ps putting link to my corp since i know one of them will be on in 40 minutes for his morning coffe
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Jaddor
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Posted - 2006.03.29 07:03:00 -
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Originally by: Big Muthatrucker
Regardless I am definatly going to be taking advantage of this power of 2 deal...at any rate it would be hillarious to have him on TS
Cute story, but after having a guild in the past where someone thinks its fun to have their pre-pubescent child in the guild and on TS I had to cringe at this.
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Alliaanna Dalaii
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Posted - 2006.03.29 07:07:00 -
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your son will go far in life Ransoming virtual items for real life... lelos 4tw
Alliaanna
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Aeaus
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Posted - 2006.03.29 07:28:00 -
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That was different, but yea, you got a future pirate on your hands =]
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Scalor Valentis
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Posted - 2006.03.29 07:34:00 -
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Hahahaha Lelos 4tw!
Lelos or Cocordokken!
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