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Markku Laaksonen
EVE University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2014.01.22 02:18:00 -
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Once upon the time Krispy Kreme was a shiny brilliant, created with an understanding of science doughnuts. Every doughnut was logical and well filled to an entire mechanism.
But after the begining of new era we find ourself cutted of from old doughnut traditions. We lost our doughnuts.
I don't know who is this new genius, who decide himself (or herself) clever enough to overwrite the laws of science doughtnuts and basics of doughnutdesign. I don't want to know. And don't want to judge this person.
But i wish to ask you - what about his next step? We already have Bastion doughnuts and Mobile doughtnuts working on "holy dough". No filling needed.
3000 m3 dough with 50m3 volume if packed. Foil?
And as the final mark - we have the mightiest doughnut shops completely defenceless against some sort of very fast and small doughnut hole. Because they lost their sprinkles. Explain me please - are the doughnut engineers complete idiots? In all 4 doughnut franchises? Or maybe we should fit some doughnut elves with mighty icing pipers on their armor to oppose a stale doughnut?
If you're not able to follow a simple logic, maybe you should not design any doughnuts with scientific basement? Or maybe not? Who knows...
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Iyokus Patrouette
End-of-Line
104
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Posted - 2014.01.22 02:46:00 -
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umm.
hhhmm...
Will pay isk to anyone that can explain to me wtf this is on about.
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Dr Cedric
Independent Miners Corporation
Care Factor
22
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Posted - 2014.01.22 03:04:00 -
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Iyokus Patrouette wrote:umm.
hhhmm...
Will pay isk to anyone that can explain to me wtf this is on about.
This is the explanation
Basically complaining that Dreads have lost their dronebays and are defenseless...
Also that some game mechanics don't "fit" with science fiction mechanics that may or may not have been present in past Eve iterations.
10M isk please :)
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Incindir Mauser
Adhocracy Incorporated
Adhocracy
345
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Posted - 2014.01.22 03:49:00 -
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Iyokus Patrouette wrote:umm.
hhhmm...
Will pay isk to anyone that can explain to me wtf this is on about.
Your doughnut is full.
You must first empty your doughnut before you can put new jelly in your doughnut.
You must become one with the doughnut. |
Iyokus Patrouette
End-of-Line
104
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Posted - 2014.01.22 03:56:00 -
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Dr Cedric wrote:Iyokus Patrouette wrote:umm.
hhhmm...
Will pay isk to anyone that can explain to me wtf this is on about. This is the explanationBasically complaining that Dreads have lost their dronebays and are defenseless... Also that some game mechanics don't "fit" with science fiction mechanics that may or may not have been present in past Eve iterations. 10M isk please :)
Thanks, I will send the isk when i get home this afternoon :D
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Zarnak Wulf
In Exile.
Imperial Outlaws.
1488
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Posted - 2014.01.22 06:43:00 -
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I prefer the Kolache Factory myself. |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
624
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Posted - 2014.01.22 06:44:00 -
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Have you tried Dunkin Donuts? Their chocolate cake donut is awesome! I wish there was one close to where I live  |
Goldensaver
Lom Corporation
WHY so DERP'D
361
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Posted - 2014.01.22 07:25:00 -
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I'm a Tim Hortons man personally.
Also: *Obligatory blue doughnut post.* |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
624
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Posted - 2014.01.22 07:33:00 -
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Goldensaver wrote:I'm a Tim Hortons man personally.
Also: *Obligatory blue doughnut post.*
I've never tried them. People hear swear by Shipley's but I tried their glazed a few years back and it tasted greasy. I guess it could've been a bad batch though. |
Treborr MintingtonJr
Quantum Reality R n D
Spaceship Samurai
142
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Posted - 2014.01.22 10:40:00 -
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Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, don't smoke crack. |
Garak n00biachi
Capital Destruction
108
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Posted - 2014.01.22 12:00:00 -
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Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, donut smoke crack.
Obvious fix. |
Goldensaver
Lom Corporation
WHY so DERP'D
362
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Posted - 2014.01.22 13:38:00 -
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Garak n00biachi wrote:Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, donut smoke crack. Obvious fix.
Man, he really dropped the ball there! Glad you caught it. |
Froggy Storm
Paxton Industries
Gentlemen's Agreement
170
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Posted - 2014.01.22 13:47:00 -
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Garak n00biachi wrote:Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, donut smoke crack. Obvious fix.
QFT
And long live the omega maple bar of donuts |
Markku Laaksonen
EVE University
Ivy League
331
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Posted - 2014.01.22 14:25:00 -
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Garak n00biachi wrote:Treborr MintingtonJr wrote:Gentlemen I'm gonna raise this next point, donut smoke crack. Obvious fix.
I col'ed. Well done.
(chuckled out loud)
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IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
627
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Posted - 2014.01.22 14:46:00 -
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I thought it was something other than crack that gave you the munchies? 
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Froggy Storm
Paxton Industries
Gentlemen's Agreement
173
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Posted - 2014.01.23 01:16:00 -
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IIshira wrote:I thought it was something other than crack that gave you the munchies?
Some strains of that salad has the effect of both hunger and tangential creativity. That is how the caldari donut was conseptualized. How else would you explain a donut that sheds its massive sprinkles in sssssllllooooowwwww motion. |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
633
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Posted - 2014.01.23 01:21:00 -
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Froggy Storm wrote:IIshira wrote:I thought it was something other than crack that gave you the munchies? Some strains of that salad has the effect of both hunger and tangential creativity. That is how the caldari donut was conseptualized. How else would you explain a donut that sheds its massive sprinkles in sssssllllooooowwwww motion.
I swear with some of the patches coming out there must be a lot of that salad being served at the CCP cafeteria |
Froggy Storm
Paxton Industries
Gentlemen's Agreement
173
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Posted - 2014.01.23 01:27:00 -
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The chimaera was clearly made by the same minds that gave us tidi and soul crushing lag. Nothing else would explain a wep system slower than many hulls. |
Allota Lovin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2014.01.23 11:18:00 -
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I fully agree, give them back the sprinkles, although 1 had too many sprinkles and played donut shop games a little too much! |
God's Apples
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
304
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Posted - 2014.01.24 00:29:00 -
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Superb post |
Derath Ellecon
Washburne Holdings
Situation: Normal
1992
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Posted - 2014.01.24 02:41:00 -
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All of the Krispy Kremes in my area went out of business |
Maxor Swift
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2014.01.24 23:31:00 -
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I mourn the loss of dough with nuts sprinkled on it, it was a simpler age a better age.
"What you talking about willis" |
Markku Laaksonen
EVE University
Ivy League
334
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Posted - 2014.01.25 20:50:00 -
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Derath Ellecon wrote:All of the Krispy Kremes in my area went out of business
I liked this post so you can have likes, but it is a very sad post.
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RavenPaine
RaVeN Alliance
703
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Posted - 2014.01.25 21:00:00 -
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My first thought, gut instinct is:
These are not the doughnuts you're looking for. |
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
644
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Posted - 2014.01.25 21:18:00 -
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Maybe the OP just has a thing for nuts?
It's funny how ISD lock posts in the blink of an eye but this post has survived a while. Maybe they're asleep? |
RavenPaine
RaVeN Alliance
703
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Posted - 2014.01.25 21:48:00 -
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IIshira wrote:Maybe the OP just has a thing for nuts?
It's funny how ISD lock posts in the blink of an eye but this post has survived a while. Maybe they're asleep?
They are forum cops. Probably doing *research* right now, at their local doughnut shop, to verify facts and stuff.
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Bullet Therapist
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
95
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Posted - 2014.01.26 00:06:00 -
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Donuts for the donut god! Let the universe drown in them! |
Tasiv Deka
End-of-Line
200
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Posted - 2014.01.26 08:22:00 -
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... dangit 2 hours till the donut shop opens up here
Oh, Do go on... no seriously ive got nothing better to do then listen to all the petty arguments and feeble trolling attempts...-á
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Gabriel Karade
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
168
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Posted - 2014.01.26 11:19:00 -
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The first iteration of the Gallente donut was an icon of donut engineering excellence, spewing forth oodles of raspberry deliciousness GÇô three and a half times as much jam as any competitor!
ItGÇÖs a crying shame some punters complained about getting sticky fingers from being covered in all that jam, and now we have no jam at all, sad times.
I blame the Caldari personally, always envious of our donuts.
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