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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:46:00 -
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:15:00 -
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Ps. Refer to us as wenches ever again, and you will find yourself turned into one of those manly caldari women.
I'd like to add to that by stating that the last person that called me a wench ended up on the wrong end of a hybrid turret.
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:27:00 -
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I think you'll find that I have plenty of back-bone my fine Caldari friend...
BTW - have Caldari men managed to sort out that hygiene issue yet? I don't know alot about human biology, but Im telling you now, it shouldn't be green 
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:31:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 11:31:25
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... Too bad m'dear, am afraid with those 15 pints of beer on your tab... your 'thought' (and i use the term loosely) would be about the only thing that'd get any sort of entertainment out of the ordeal... :s
LOL
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:06:00 -
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Every race in the known universe has run away at some point, so lets not get personal here guys.
Anyway, as I possess an intellect greater than a 5 year old kindergarten child, I shall refrain from mudslinging and leave you with this:
Miso's "Portion" chart:
Amarr Male: **
Gallente Male: ***
Minmatar Male: ****
Caldari Male: *
Also, I find Caldari men to get slightly, err, *overexcited* just as things start to get "interesting" and things "deflate" rapidly.
Nevermind - keep practicing, and try doing it with a real partner instead of a holoreel projection.
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:20:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 12:21:13
Alpha - please shut up. You remarks are stupid and inflammatory.
Daes - LOL
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:22:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 12:22:54
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Miso, Daes havent you heard? Caldari men with all out Corporate and Millitary Discipline...
Does that make Mr Winky small then?
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:34:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 12:36:20
Mr Dib - I'll use the velvet collar next time. Those Amarr collars I use on Hardin do chafe alot.
Alpha - no more discussion on French etc. Its very boring. Go to a political forum instead eh?
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:39:00 -
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Hardin is resting after a night of self-flagellation over an idol of the Emperor.
Its an Amarr thing...
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:21:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 13:21:05
Hardin has detachable prosthestic genitalia, and leant me his spare pair (he called them "the weekend specials"). They look quite fetching sprayed turquiose...
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:26:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 13:52:22
Yes, I wondered who the Hooded Jiggler was!
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:51:00 -
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To much info..plese I beg you stop or I'll never be able to reas Hardin's posts again.
Thats a mental image that just doesn't go away!
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:02:00 -
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One question, can we have our stuff back?
By that I mean Caldari Prime!
Why would you want that back? We parking lotted it years ago. Actually, a Gallente parking lot might be seen as cutting edge design to a Caldari judging by the monstrosities you guys erect in New Caldari. Makes Amarr design look restful.
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:20:00 -
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You don't need to convince me that Gallante prefer stuff that looks good over efficiency.
So can we have it back? :P
Theres not much left, but I certainly don't ever wanna go there again. I parked my Thorax there the other day and when I got back not an hour later, it was on bricks...is this what Caldari men do for tricks nowadays?
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:29:00 -
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Miso, your galaxy wide survey of male proportions (which I do not doubt for a moment is statistically sound) is probably affected by that Black Hand thing, you've got going. I have to say, necrosis can be a turn off for some of us.
You don't like black latex then? Shame, you Caldari are so unadventurous! Oh, and the portion sizes were an average, and they were "standing tall". Sorry, but as Hardin will tell you, prosthetics are freely available now. Personality transplants, unfortunately, not so 
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:44:00 -
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I don't think the Gallente are superior, I am, afterall, Intaki...but the Gallente do have a certain something about them, but most of all, a fantastic line in underwear.
The hessian sacks the caldari women (and men I suspect) wear are so unbecoming - im surprised you lot manage to reproduce! If it wasn't for Gallente cinema, your race would have died out long ago!!!
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:51:00 -
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love and kisses and a big fat torpedo coming your way.
Well, it won't be a "bacon torpedo" will it, if its coming from a Caldari male 
More like a small banger...
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:10:00 -
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Damn right. Why do you think our battleship pleasure palaces were called Dominix?!
We administer the pain
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:24:00 -
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Q: Is this really helping Cal-Gal relations? or just getting us Caladri fellas horny?
Horny, with a small h perhaps... Khal, ive sent you some Gallente love manuals - they're pop-up, with liftable flaps and tabs u can pull.
Mr Winky won't be getting much rest tonite!
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:32:00 -
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lol
Well, I think we Gallente girls have made a point...
By the way, where does this leave Gallente/Caldari relations? I'm lost...
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Posted - 2003.09.12 20:28:00 -
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Personally, j0sephine apart, i have a hard enough problem distinguishing between caldari men and women...what was it my moother told me... oh yes, "caldari men have less facial hair..."
An exchange would be fun though. We could show ur women how to shave.
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Posted - 2003.09.15 10:09:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 10:10:01
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Golden Rule: Buy your women on the slavemarket or enslave them yourself - it saves you a lot of trouble.
Thanks for the genetic material, Miso. Slaves cloned from it will be handed out as special presents by PIE Inc. It was difficult to sneak a sample out of Hardin's bedroom but I managed to get a copy of the key to his fridge where he keeps the 'present'.
Im surprised it wasn't all sticky!!
Tharrn, instead of the copy, why not come after the original?
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:01:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 11:02:10
The first cut is the deepest, eh Hardin?
I think you need to loosen up, Mr Amarr. You PIE people all look so serious!
Nethertheless, it was you Daes spotted in the "Greased Monkey" club and the Hooded Jiggler has finally been revealed.
I am sorry if this compromises your standing in PIE, the Amarr Empire, and your hard man image (hehe).
But, as you have stated, your weakness for Gallente women and song have been your undoing.
There is a simple solution Mr Amarr - you can pack your bags and head over to Intaki. Naginata could do with a new PR executive. We have great executive stress relief toys too!
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:09:00 -
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what will they do, put him in "the comfy chair"?!
hahahahha
the inquisition... still makes me laugh
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:35:00 -
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Hardin, I noticed that while you were refuting several previous claims, you failed to confirm that the report of your prosthetic "extremeties" was also false!!
Is there something you should tell your corpmates?
Thats between Hardin and his analyst, surely?
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:24:00 -
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I would like to add that Hardin's bionic "attachment" is great for whisking up a souffle, and is marvellous as a novelty drinks dispenser.
It also VIBRATES
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:39:00 -
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Haha
is it classified as a "lethal weapon?"
Do you need a license to operate it?
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:45:00 -
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Well, its yet to go of in my hands
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:44:00 -
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Hardin - Did you every imagine that one day your privates would be so big in Eve?
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:47:00 -
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By the Association for the Blind?
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:27:00 -
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Wow, Daes, what you been eating girl?!
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:34:00 -
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Hank the Tank?
Surely there's a song about this man! Imagine the second line....
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:58:00 -
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Hardin, you left your edible underwear in the Grease Money's VIP room, AGAIN! Please stop doing so, it makes the floor al sticky when they melt.
I do hope they weren't the beef and onion flavoured ones. They go off fast...
Hardin - Jade is a fine example of Gallente womanhood - attractive, sensitive, intelligent, bright, witty and damn good in the sack I hear.
(According to the graffitti in the gents toilets in The Greased Monkey Club)
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:24:00 -
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Fair enough Hardin, you have been a terrific sport I have to say. But any air of authority that you previously had is now gone
But I think you'd miss the attention, as Daes points out, if we stopped, ne pas?
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:34:00 -
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And take it from me, Hardin is hard in more ways than one...
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:23:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 16:24:00
Ana: you're a very serious lady. I've analysed your previous posts and I think I have pinpointed the root of your problem - badly applied make-up.
foundation and concealer is not meant to go over hair - shave first dear. Also, lipstick on the lips dear, hence the name, not around the eyes.
Come over to mine sometime, we can go through my goodies bag... currently a dominix battleship. Well, I thought what the heck, im certainly not gonna fight in it
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:32:00 -
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"Gallente and Caldar-i
Live together in perfect har-mon-ee
Side by Side on my piano keyboard
Oh lord
Why don't we?"
Hmm? The new galactic number one? I know its a cover of terrible ancient earth song, but, hey, its applicable. Maybe we could use it as the new anthem for the Gallente/Caldari relationship?
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Posted - 2003.09.15 23:00:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 23:00:54
Big Banjo: hes like a dog on heat that Hardin. Always leaves a trail of prosthetic genitalia wherever he goes.
Xeno: Since you asked so eloquently, my answer has to be...no. I don't think you're man enough for me, and quite frankly, you'd fall to pieces in my gaze, let alone my hands.
Daes - Im getting all hot and bothered - i think we need to go do something naughty tomorrow evening. Ill mail you
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Posted - 2003.09.16 08:11:00 -
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Look at all these Caldari males swarming all over the boards like horny, beaten dogs! All desperate to prove to us just how worthy and hard they are!! Ahh, how sweet!
Xeno - You're persistent, I'll give you that... but i generally do think that you Caldari men wouldn't last a second on my Dominix Party Ship - (I've converted the drone bay into a dungeon).
Still, if we happen to meet in space, I might invite you onboard for a spot of light whipping. If your still in one piece after that I might let you worship my feet afterwards...
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Posted - 2003.09.16 08:52:00 -
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Are you sure those inquisition boys are using hot tongs? I heard it was a typo and should have been "hot tongues".
I hear the inquisition is very big on "probing".
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Posted - 2003.09.16 13:10:00 -
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For some reason, hot thongs appalls me greatly. "Amarr in Thongs" - isn't that a periodical? Im sure ive seen it in the library...
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Posted - 2003.09.16 13:29:00 -
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young Amarrian ladies seem to be very fond of it.
Ladies? PIE corp have these calenders hanging in their*****pits.
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:28:00 -
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I only have my Ancestry and history to look at butà.
841 AD PE Vikings put Lillebonne, Caudbec, and Rouen in fire
845 AD PE Viking Cheiftain Regnar Ladbrok Attacks Paris
857 AD PE Vikings raid Paris, again.
861 AD PE Vikings attacks are launched on Paris for a third time
Hello?! Is there anybody home?!
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:49:00 -
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Lust Day is in a week or so.
Ill need a new outfit for that then. Mr Dib - wanna carry my shopping bags?
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Posted - 2003.09.16 15:09:00 -
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Just seen an invoice delivered by one of my gimps, informing me that an Amarrian gentleman, calling himself "Mr Hordin Pie", has put in a tender on the lease of my club "The Greased Monkey"...
Hmmmmm....
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Posted - 2003.09.16 15:44:00 -
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I wasn't expecting you to pay Mr Dib, but since you're offering.....
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Posted - 2003.09.16 21:17:00 -
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Eeek! Caldari men ***** slapped again by gallente girls... will you ever learn?
But hey, look at it this way, the abuse is free - i know plenty of places where you'd have to pay top ISK for this kind of treatment!
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