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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.27 02:37:00 -
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OFFICIAL STORMRIDERS [SRS] PRESS RELEASE
SRS will officially be ending hostilities with Manu Forti. SRS CEO Camar commented on this in a recent pilot briefing:
"Manu Forti is an ineffective fighting force. On a constant basis we have destroyed thier ships and killed their fighters. They pose no significant threat to the operations of the Minmatar Republic.
Furthermore, by letting these followers of the Tetrimon Cult further their agenda they weaken the resolve and stability of the Amarr Empire. It is in our best interests to let Manu Forti and their kind sow the discord that will bring the Empire to it's knees."
Manu Forti's leadership has proven to be lacking on all fronts of organization, strategy, and tactics. While their members have engaged us and lost every single encounter, the leadership does not support them or seem to care to mount a defense.
SRS considers the Tetrimon followers from all reaches to weaken the Empire with internal strife. Therefore, it is stance that to allow them to flourish will eventually only lend a helping hand in the destruction of the Amarrian Empire.
SRS will be seeking other war targets with the intention of undermining the Republic and it's people.
Camar also noted that SRS would begin observation and in-depth investigation of certain Caldari Faction corporations. Reports show that they may become a significant threat to the Minmatar Republic and may be partially to blame for the current economic destabilization of Minmatar territories. Should this prove correct SRS will seek to engage them in warfare.
The mass exodus occuring within the Republic is of great concern to SRS. While our tactics might not be officially approved of by the Republic, we are indeed patriots. Any offensive push against the Republic will be answered with the firepower of Stormriders weapons.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.03.27 03:08:00 -
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So... Originally by: Camar
On a constant basis we have destroyed thier ships and killed their fighters.
even though... Originally by: Camar
they weaken the resolve and stability of the Amarr Empire. It is in our best interests to let Manu Forti and their kind sow the discord that will bring the Empire to it's knees.
And again... Originally by: Mr Vapor
their members have engaged us and lost every single encounter
even though you agree... Originally by: Mr Vapor
SRS considers the Tetrimon followers from all reaches to weaken the Empire with internal strife. Therefore, it is stance that to allow them to flourish will eventually only lend a helping hand in the destruction of the Amarrian Empire.
Errr...nice job?
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.27 11:30:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Vapor on 27/03/2006 11:31:30
I swear Nikolai, I don't even know why they let you out of the tube.
The point of the press release for the mildly stupid (I'll try to keep it simple for you):
Manu Forti didn't pose the threat we initially thought they would.
They will cause more problems for the Amarr Empire than the Minmatar Republic.
Tetrimon Cultists are fools and destructive fools at that. They'll do our work for us.
Now we're looking at possible Caldari targets.
Is that clear enough for you? I'll try not to use words over one syllable anymore if you feel that's necessary.
Also, it wasn't a press release to brag. It merely stated........oh, nevermind. You're not really worth the effort.
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Bokudo
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Posted - 2006.03.27 13:35:00 -
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-Program 269 Active-
"So you beat them silly, until it wasn't fun? Was it for your ego?"
"I don't understand... If they were nothing for you what can they do to the council that would come close destabilising them?"
"Tetrimon, heh may god be with them."
-Program 269 Closed-
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.03.27 22:14:00 -
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You clearly didn't understand ME, which is bizarre, because I just showed you what YOU said, adding a few monosyllables for emphasis.
So I'll translate:
(1) You announced that you kicked the crap out of Manu Forti.
(2) You announced that you just realized now that Manu Forti helps you.
(3) Therefore, you messed up pretty bad.
I try to keep my ridicule of you guys rather simple so you'll understand when I'm doing it. I guess I didn't try hard enough.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.28 09:45:00 -
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Okay, I think I get now Nikolai.
You don't have any original thoughts so you just reprocessed mine. How quaint and original though you could really never expect much more from a Caldari. Original thought isn't really your people's strong suit.
If I need your help getting my message across next time I'll be sure to look you up. You're such a great helper. I'll be sure to put a gold star next to your name and not make you sit in the corner again.
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Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2006.03.28 10:24:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Vapor
Original thought isn't really your people's strong suit.
Neither is yours, the rebellion ended over a hundred years ago but we still have the wannabe freedom-fighters trying to save the world.
Pity everyone's in such a damn hurry to leave the Republic. I wonder why?
Rats? Sinking ship?
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All for the Good of Many
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Shemar
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Posted - 2006.03.28 14:37:00 -
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Originally by: Halunoto Vankaalen
Neither is yours, the rebellion ended over a hundred years ago but we still have the wannabe freedom-fighters trying to save the world.
Maybe when the Caldari will be wearing Amarr slaver collars and the rest of us are laughing at you you'll get it.
Originally by: Halunoto Vankaalen
Pity everyone's in such a damn hurry to leave the Republic. I wonder why?
Rats? Sinking ship?
I wonder why none of them are trying to get into the State 
I have yet to see any comparison between the actual number of immigrants, as compared to the number of freed slaves becoming Republic citizens. For all we know the population of the Republic is growing and the immigration is a result of overpopulation.
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Garreck
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Posted - 2006.03.28 15:37:00 -
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Originally by: Shemar
For all we know the population of the Republic is growing and the immigration is a result of overpopulation.
I don't think anyone has ever tried to deny this. In fact, the more vocal of the paramilitarists have been predicting this for years. Now the prognostications become reality and everybody tries to pretend it's a good thing? These homeless and unemployed had homes and worthwhile occupation serving the Empire.
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Khaldorn Murino
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Posted - 2006.03.28 15:42:00 -
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Yes, they also had glaive collars, vitoc addiction, pain, suffering, depraved conditions.
And they were not free. Our people are now free, and they are doing what they think will make better lives for themselves and their families. They have the freedom to exercise that choice.
And who can blame them while the Republics inept goverment continues on its blundering way.
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Garreck
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Posted - 2006.03.28 15:52:00 -
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Originally by: Khaldorn Murino
Yes, they also had glaive collars, vitoc addiction, pain, suffering, depraved conditions.
Now they have unemployment, homelessness, pain, suffering, and depraved conditions.
All for the illusory concept of "freedom?"
Come, slave-kin. Your Republic is on a downward spiral, the dream that was rebellion is finally imploding upon itself. There will be an accounting for the brutal acts of terror that Stormriders, Ushra'Khan and the like commit in their hateful efforts to cause as much harm as possible before this "freedom" concept gasps its last...
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Shemar
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Posted - 2006.03.28 19:24:00 -
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Hmm, let's see, glaive collars, a vitoc addiction and no hope, or unemployment, homelessness and the hope for a better future? What a difficult decision.
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Unuthiel
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Posted - 2006.03.28 19:41:00 -
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Quote:
the discord that will bring the Empire to it's knees
Yes, yes, "bring the empire to it's knees" this. "crush the Amarr slavers" that, we've heard it all before. Yet it's your republic that's crumbling, it's your tribes that are turning on each other.
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Garreck
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Posted - 2006.03.28 20:03:00 -
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Originally by: Shemar
the hope for a better future?
What, in the cesspit that is the Federation?
Sneers
Such a hope is no less an illusion than "freedom."
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Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2006.03.28 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Shemar
Maybe when the Caldari will be wearing Amarr slaver collars and the rest of us are laughing at you you'll get it.
Only problem is, if the war ends it will be you in the collar. I don't think the State will indulge in slavery, but I might make a special trip out to the new Imperial provinces from the State's new territories to see you enjoying your new life at the end of a whip.
Originally by: Shemar
I wonder why none of them are trying to get into the State
Oh, they are. It can get irritating after awhile, but destroying the Republic Fleet rally points and illegal jumpgates is good preparation for the war. We even have the Rogues running about, but they're about as good as the Republic Fleet's "infamous" Dakana genocide squads, good at killing haulers and civilian targets but that's about it.
Originally by: Shemar
I have yet to see any comparison between the actual number of immigrants, as compared to the number of freed slaves becoming Republic citizens. For all we know the population of the Republic is growing and the immigration is a result of overpopulation.
Ah, overpopulation. Of course. That's why Republic citizens are grumbling because there's noone to work in their foundries or stitch their ships together.
Overpopulation eh? That explains the mass of unemployment, the ailing economy. Mind you, I'm quoting this from the UoC report, I'm mean what could they possibly know?
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.28 20:23:00 -
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To Halunoto Vankaalen:
Okay, number one Stormriders does not claim to be a Freedom Fighter organization. We use whatever means are necessary to achieve our goals. If some of our brethren get freed in the process all the better. If not, then they are simply casualties to a larger cause. It's the job of the Republic to come up with a strategy to free our people, not a simple pod pilot corporation.
Which leads to number two. Everyone knows that the Republic is suffering through hard times right now. However, you'd do very well to keep your mouth shut Caldari. Personally, I think that it is the Caldari Mega Corporations that sow our discourse. CAIN is one of the top Caldari Loyalist corporations we are investigating. Your loose tongue could cost you unless you stop wagging it.
I know exactly how you and your people will take that too. I would consider it a personal favor if you did continue to run your mouth. Might give us a chance to introduce you to my friend Breed Love. He loves Caldari. Really, he does.
To Garreck:
I really have nothing to say to you. You disgust me on so many levels I'm nauseous even mentioning your name. Let's leave it at that.
To Unuthiel:
Who are you exactly? What do you do? Is their a reason the puppetmasters allow you to speak? I mean really, you're beneath our notice.
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Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2006.03.28 20:40:00 -
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Look, call yourself what you want, you still fit the stereotype.
Originally by: Mr Vapor
It's the job of the Republic to come up with a strategy to free our people, not a simple pod pilot corporation.
And they havn't yet....Is that telling you something?
Originally by: Mr Vapor
Personally, I think that it is the Caldari Mega Corporations that sow our discourse. CAIN is one of the top Caldari Loyalist corporations we are investigating. Your loose tongue could cost you unless you stop wagging it.
What's the matter, life on the Amarr front slow? I hear Omerta are giving the U'K hell.
Please, go back to shooting Amarrians and leave the conspiricy theories at home.
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All for the Good of Many
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.28 20:44:00 -
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Current Events Newsflash: SRS hasn't been a part of U'K for months.
Stupid, stupid Caldarians.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.03.28 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Vapor
You don't have any original thoughts so you just reprocessed mine.
No, you clearly missed, among your own statements, how badly you seem to have screwed up. I added that particular thought.
Originally by: Shemar
Originally by: Halunoto Vankaalen
Pity everyone's in such a damn hurry to leave the Republic. I wonder why?
Rats? Sinking ship?
I wonder why none of them are trying to get into the State
Because they know they would be turned away?
Originally by: Halunoto Vankaalen
Republic Fleet's "infamous" Dakana genocide squads
Those are genocide squads? Ohhh, okay. I thought they were SUICIDE squads.
Originally by: Mr Vapor
To Unuthiel:
Who are you exactly? What do you do? Is their a reason the puppetmasters allow you to speak? I mean really, you're beneath our notice.
Which is why you noticed him, and responded to him by name?
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[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Camar
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Posted - 2006.03.28 21:56:00 -
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Mr. Nikolai Nuvolari, you seem to have forgotten a lot of things and try to jump in mid-air into something you cleary have no knowledge about. Perhaps it would be in place to actually follow the WHOLE conflict from beginning to the end before trying to point things out?
1. ANY dead amarrian is never a failure, but a sucess.
2. At the time Manu Forti seemed to pose, and did, pose a threat taking military activity on behalf of the Tetrimon Order. Thus we declared war, and got declared on by DRS, but after some time their forces withdrew and no longer posed a threat.
THIS suits our agenda and goals perfectly, since we now have followers of Tetrimon sowing discord among the amarr and not being of a military nature.
Could you please explain to me how we failed our objective?
To me it seems we managed to do what we set out to do.
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2006.03.28 22:01:00 -
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If I don't respond to him by name then how is he supposed to know I'm talking to him? If I had said "To the Amarrian Scum:" then half the damn empire would have been here making a comment. I mean really, who wants to read all that religious zealotry "reclaiming" BS. Also, I assure you, that's probably as much notice from us as he will get. A few sentences is hardly worth remembering.
Now, go ahead and spin that as I'm sure you will. I'm starting to like you a little more everytime you do.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.03.28 22:07:00 -
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Originally by: Camar
Could you please explain to me how we failed our objective?
To me it seems we managed to do what we set out to do.
Oh no, you certainly achieved your objective.
I'm just saying that your statement and Vapor's statement made it sound like that objective was pretty stupid and counter to your own goals.
Originally by: Camar
Perhaps it would be in place to actually follow the WHOLE conflict from beginning to the end before trying to point things out?
Nah, I'd rather refer to your statements while ignoring the larger context completely.
Maybe if I were truly interested, I would ask for the whole story.
I just like to amuse myself now and then by poking fuzzy animals with a stick.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Unuthiel
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Posted - 2006.03.28 22:10:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Vapor
Personally, I think that it is the Caldari Mega Corporations that sow our discourse. CAIN is one of the top Caldari Loyalist corporations we are investigating.
Ah, yes, it's never the Matari's fault is it, it's always some nasty boogeymen who are preventing you from acheving greatiness, isn't it?
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Who are you exactly? What do you do? Is their a reason the puppetmasters allow you to speak? I mean really, you're beneath our notice.
Truth is truth no matter the source. Who am I? You have my name. What do I do? I fly ships. There are no puppetmasters in the Empire, loyal Amarr are free to speak the truth. I rather imagine you find most people who confront you with unpleasant truths "beneath your notice".
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Shemar
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Posted - 2006.03.28 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Halunoto Vankaalen
Only problem is, if the war ends it will be you in the collar. I don't think the State will indulge in slavery, but I might make a special trip out to the new Imperial provinces from the State's new territories to see you enjoying your new life at the end of a whip.
Dream on tin soldier. Of course, like all the good Caldari boys you have to recite your poem. I am laughing at you already, but I know I will laugh so much harder in the future. After all, I rely on keeping my eyes open and my mind free, to stay ahead. You rely on your little Navy, which die by the hundreds by my hands every day. When the Amarr find the Federation too tough a nut to *****, they will happily stab you in the back and make you their new boy toy. Until then... keep dreaming.
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Karl Mattar
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Posted - 2006.03.28 23:22:00 -
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Originally by: Shemar
When the Amarr find the Federation too tough a nut to *****, they will happily stab you in the back and make you their new boy toy.
There's one problem with that notion. Based on my map of the cluster, the Federation is between Amarr space and the State. So in your little mythology, we are protected from the evils of the Amarr by your very presence.
Of course, in the real world, you are actually beset on both sides. Funny how reality and mythology collide. I'll trust an Amarr long before I deal with Gallente.
In any event, if the Amarr ever do "conquer the State" as you are so often proclaiming will happen, the Federation will not be around to see it...
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LT-CMDR, CAIN
Mattar Munitions LLC - Ammo for all your needs.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.03.28 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Shemar
Of course, like all the good Caldari boys you have to recite your poem.
Reciting poetry is more of a Gallente thing, really.
We're busy building railguns.
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Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Tarsha Listur
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Posted - 2006.03.28 23:59:00 -
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and we use em 
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.03.29 01:12:00 -
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Originally by: Shemar
Hmm, let's see, glaive collars, a vitoc addiction and no hope, or unemployment, homelessness and the hope for a better future? What a difficult decision.
If their better future involves joining the Federation, they should probably consider going back to the Amarrians.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I'm probably one of the biggest Bush fanboys in Eve...
This is like, Darth Vader, can't-reach-climax-without-killing-a-puppy evil.
RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran  |
Breed Love
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Posted - 2006.03.29 01:17:00 -
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Really you caldari should stfu and think about what you read abit before writing up this nonsense. Methinks we should dec you just for that, but unfortunately its up to Camar to make ze final decision  .
Damn, even amarrians are smarter than you.
------ Originally by: Gariuys
Breed Love for president.
Originally by: Cipher Khadaffi
nerf breed love!
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.03.29 01:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tarsha Listur
and we use em
Yeah I know, you really need to stop using weapons as marital aids, you're going to hurt yourself sooner or later.
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Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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