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Exelon Bei
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Posted - 2006.04.01 19:43:00 -
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Wrangler, is Chukk Norris real? -------------------------------------------------
2006.01.24 20:00:59<t>notify<t>You have initiated the self-destruct of your Capsule. It wi |

Na Jenton
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:03:00 -
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wrangler, does this make me look fat?
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JOSEPHx
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:15:00 -
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Wrangler, whats a tummy stick?
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Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:21:00 -
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Originally by: Ravenal
Originally by: Abdalion I should add here that he is cutting up onions so I can make the perfect onion rings to go with the bree, please remove your minds from the gutter.

stop making fun of t20!!!
But but...everybody does it. 
Enerjie not enerchie
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Mr M
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:22:00 -
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Wrangler, will I ever find a geekette and true love?
EVEgeek Geekulators, Mineral Index, and more |

Cannabis
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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:41:00 -
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wrangler, are you really a cowboy?
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Wrangler

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Posted - 2006.04.01 20:54:00 -
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Originally by: Ridiic Ulous Wrangler, I have a question. I was playing a lvl1 mission the other day called "The Disgruntled Employee". When I got to the deadspace, here he is in his little hollow asteroid...In a really AWESOME looking little Amarrish-type frigate! Is there ANY way I can get one to fly? It doesn't seem overly powerful, but it'd be a GREAT little smuggler!
Why yes of course, there is a way.
Originally by: Davion Wallcheck Yeah Wrangler, i've got this little patch of dry sky on my back just between my shoulder blades. You wouldnt be able to recommend anything for that would you?
Try sulphuric acid.
Originally by: Deja Thoris Wrangler,
I have one odd sock, can you please tell me where the lost one is?
Yes, I can.
Originally by: Gamer4liff Wrangler, I appear to have misplaced my car keys, do you know where they are?
Yes, I do.
Originally by: Eximius Josari Yo Wrangler dude,
I have this unsual desire to know when XL Shield Extenders are coming out.
Learn self control.
Originally by: Farquoo Too Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
Yes, you're not me. Tell her to come to my place and I'll help her.
Originally by: Dak Hakin Hey Wrangler, do you think we should start a new "Ask Wrangler" thread or possibly forum? Oh, and where did Winterblink get *that* picture of you?
Yes, I think you should. And I'll never tell, at least not while the sun is shining.
Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien Wrangler, there's this guy I like, but he's Civire and has the manners of a slaver hound. How can I win his love and keep back his lustful attempts?
Give him lots of candy, and neuter him.
Originally by: Brastagi Wrangler, how do we stop this madness?
By putting you coat on inside out, spit three times over your shoulder and then run backwards 100 meters. If that doesn't work, it's beyond the point of no return.
Originally by: Benilopax Wrangler, who shot JFK? Was it a conspiracy? Or a lone nut?
Yes.
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia Hey Wrangler, you make comfy jeans.
Why, thank you very much. I also make a great jeep.
Originally by: Testy Mctest Wrangler, why is the entire art of looking after saddle horses named after you?
I wouldn't know, I don't like horses. They kick in the back, bite in the front and they're uncomfortable in the middle. And they don't taste very good either.
Originally by: Rover Vitesse Wrangler, where do babies come from?
Cabbage patches.
Originally by: Gen Kumon Wrangler, it burns when I pee. What's wrong?
You haven't had enough beer.
Originally by: Exelon Bei Wrangler, is Chukk Norris real?
No, but Chuck Norris is.
Originally by: Na Jenton wrangler, does this make me look fat?
Yes if you're male, and no, of course not, you look wonderful if you're female.
Originally by: JOSEPHx Wrangler, whats a tummy stick?
It's a stick in your tummy.
Originally by: Mr M Wrangler, will I ever find a geekette and true love?
No.
Originally by: Cannabis wrangler, are you really a cowb...
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.01 21:14:00 -
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Originally by: Gen Kumon Wrangler, it burns when I pee. What's wrong?
Take the cig out of your hand before you go. ______________________
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Ovanvarr
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:01:00 -
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Wrangler, are you and Eris in love?
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:08:00 -
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wranger, help find good corp for me plz :/
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Saeris Tal'Urduar
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:17:00 -
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Edited by: Saeris Tal''Urduar on 01/04/2006 22:18:47 Wrangler I'm at work and our eclipse terminal emulator is having problems..I think it has a "getty", you wouldnt know how to unlock it would you?
Edit: ohh btw you can take your time as I'm browsing the eve forums since I cant work.
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Slink Grinsdikild
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:25:00 -
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Wrangler, do you agree with me that the Fez is the most awesome headdress ever?
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Vurg
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Posted - 2006.04.01 22:35:00 -
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Wrangler, is it true you have a third leg that you use to slap people who have been naughty with?
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.01 23:44:00 -
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Originally by: Vurg Wrangler, is it true you have a third leg that you use to slap people who have been naughty with?
Only when he manages to undo that awfully tight jockstrap.. ______________________
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Ridiic Ulous
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Posted - 2006.04.02 00:43:00 -
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Thanks...ummm...I think. I would like to get the ship somehow...but is it going to take another 40 REALLY FUNNY replies? I haven't had this much fun reading in ages...and all I want is a wee little ship!
Ridiic
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Xenu
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Posted - 2006.04.02 04:52:00 -
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Originally by: Eximius Josari
Originally by: Farquoo Too Hey Wrangler i seem to be having problems satisfying my girlfriend in bed,any ideas what i'm doing wrong?
Participating.
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Valkazm
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Posted - 2006.04.02 05:14:00 -
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WRANGLER WRANGLER WRANGLER ...
/me runs around screaming
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Karx
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Posted - 2006.04.02 21:48:00 -
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Edited by: Karx on 02/04/2006 21:49:17 wrangler, what is the question to the answer 42? You know, the one relavent to life, the universe, and everything.... |

Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.02 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Karx Edited by: Karx on 02/04/2006 21:49:17 wrangler, what is the question to the answer 42? You know, the one relavent to life, the universe, and everything....
Karx, I want your babies because you can remember that 42 isn't the meaning of life! 
The answer of course is "What is six times seven?" ______________________
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Pwny McPwnerson
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Posted - 2006.04.02 21:59:00 -
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Wrangler, don't you hate pants?
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MrFu
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Posted - 2006.04.02 22:04:00 -
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Mr.T > Chuck Norris,yes?
--------- Ninja1= Pirate tactics are to board our ships,kill everyone onboard and steal our treasures Ninja2= But...we dont have any ships Ninja1= Yes,that gives us a significant advantage
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Benco97
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Posted - 2006.04.02 22:16:00 -
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I think the ship you're reffering to is the Jovian Lynx, it's a Rookie ship for the Jove race. Well, I think so anyway, it is the one with the glowing light on the front yeah?
Wrangler, What happens if I put my finger in there?
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Toadboy
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Posted - 2006.04.02 23:25:00 -
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Wrangler, I lost my virginity, do you know were it is?  
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.02 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: Toadboy Wrangler, I lost my virginity, do you know were it is?  
We have a new winner.    ______________________
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Ridiic Ulous
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Posted - 2006.04.03 00:40:00 -
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Thanks everyone!!! I just hope my next post is as well received!
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Slaveabuser
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Posted - 2006.04.03 10:01:00 -
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All you n00bs are asking the wrong questions.
Wrangler, wheres Jimmy Hoffa?
Killing the Minmatars since 22480 AD |

Ben Doon
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Posted - 2006.04.03 11:26:00 -
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rofl @ this thread.
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.03 11:57:00 -
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Edited by: Leilani Solaris on 03/04/2006 11:57:53 Wrangler, i have this weird lump on my big toe, can you remove it for me?
Oh, and i need a new sig. Can you make one for me? I haven't got a new sig yet :)
http://triad.eve-killboard.net/
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D'onryu Shoqui
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Posted - 2006.04.03 13:04:00 -
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wrangler ,can you stop these spammers
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VinLieger
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Posted - 2006.04.03 13:30:00 -
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Edited by: VinLieger on 03/04/2006 13:30:44 Wrangler, is your second name really jesus?
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